Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

[Hooligan]

I normally don't get involved with political junk, but this one is pretty funny. Hey, even you Republicans have to laugh! lol

Well, like it or not, here they are:

Saddam was a good guy when Regan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheyney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corperations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military moral is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.

[TheHead]

wow just wow, good thing the election is soon so you wont have to come up with any more dilisuanal **** like this

[Frndlefire]

wow just wow, good thing the election is soon so you wont have to come up with any more dilisuanal **** like this
This sub-forum is for constructive discussion on people's political views, do not try to force your beliefs on other people and DO NOT make any hateful comments on this sub-forum, and swearing will not be tolerated. ANY! the highest this bar goes is "crap". And that's pushing it.

TAKE NOTICE!

Also, he didn't say anything that is really untrue. It has been spun in such a way as to help his position, but it isn't in any way delusional (this is the correct spelling by the way).

[Hooligan]

Holy crap son! It was for fun. If you got offended by this reproduction of a mass email, then you either need to get some thicker skin, or toss your Dell out your window.

Again, ITS FOR FUN!!!!

Geeze, after all the bullcrap Democrats have put up with, the least you could do is allow one of them to have fun with you right wingers.

[LatinBabe]

Things you must believe in to be a democrat.

condoms are the solution to HS sex rather than education on the matter.

the presidency is just another MTV episode of the real world.

Lying during impeachment trial isn't as important as Bush's vacation days

evolution is proven...

sorry i'm not as creative. I'l come back when i have some more.

[CharlotteLax1]

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
Last time I checked, school was for learning, not for sex.


EDIT-- That damned opinionated woman beat me to it.

[CharlotteLax1]

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Please don't forget the members of Congress who also supported the war.

[BTlaxripper]

meh, I'm not creative either. I was on the trail of saying something on eliminating regimes that opress women yet they womanize and get bj's behind their wife's back in the oval office

[nVlax]

Republicans eh?

[TheKOB]

Things you must believe in to be a democrat.

condoms are the solution to HS sex rather than education on the matter.

the presidency is just another MTV episode of the real world.

Lying during impeachment trial isn't as important as Bush's vacation days

evolution is proven...

sorry i'm not as creative. I'l come back when i have some more.


don't forget that it takes a village (not a parent) to raise a child.

[Hooligan]

You people have something seriously wrong with you.

Are you all really that uptight that you can't just have a looksie and laugh?

Are you all really that insecure with your party choice, values, and position, that you feel that need to rebut against a JOKE?

I sure as hell hope you put this much thought into your choice for president.

Hooligan...da thinkin that political parties should feature more keggers.

[Frndlefire]

Hooligan...da thinkin that political parties should feature more keggers.

Bush would own Kerry on a keg stand

[Dan]

I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY! I HATE HOOLY!




Hooly's right. Stop the hating. It's just a joke. I thought some were clever.

[TheKOB]

You people have something seriously wrong with you.

Are you all really that uptight that you can't just have a looksie and laugh?

Are you all really that insecure with your party choice, values, and position, that you feel that need to rebut against a JOKE?

I sure as hell hope you put this much thought into your choice for president.

Hooligan...da thinkin that political parties should feature more keggers.

Nice try, welfare recipient...now you're going in Ashcroft's little black book. We shall go to our private yachts and plot our revenge through overindulgent-capitalist means....(insert evil laugh)

[anjang86]

Bush would own Kerry on a keg stand

and then he'd go right ahead and drive

[enjoi]

Things you must believe in to be a democrat.

condoms are the solution to HS sex rather than education on the matter.

the presidency is just another MTV episode of the real world.

Lying during impeachment trial isn't as important as Bush's vacation days

evolution is proven...

sorry i'm not as creative. I'l come back when i have some more.

1. If you want to spread STDs, sure! Ostricize kids who don't know any better, that will make them not HAVE SEX ANYWAYS.

teach abstinence, but teach them that if they are going to do "it" anyways, that you have to wear a condom...

2. what?

3. I'm going to agree with you on that, to a certain extent, because the republicans pushed the impeachment.

4. Neither is creationism, but i (personally) believe in intelligent design. Its the only ummmm origin of our species that makes sense.

[Hooligan]

Nice try, welfare recipient...now you're going in Ashcroft's little black book. We shall go to our private yachts and plot our revenge through overindulgent-capitalist means....(insert evil laugh)
:lol: Thats more of what I was looking for! :nut:

[extreme lax]

**edit** accidently responded to wrong thread, wheres the delete post option?
i think only mods/admins can do that

[TheKOB]

and then he'd go right ahead and drive

Oh Snap!

If only he hadn't given up drinking at 40....

[enjoi]

Oh Snap!

If only he hadn't given up drinking at 40....


Oh snap! Too bad theres video of him of recent drunken escapades!

****, doesn't matter anyways.

I don't think you can say anything about it if you get smashed.

[anjang86]

Oh Snap!

If only he hadn't given up drinking at 40....

yea and I was serious about it too..

I didn't bring up drinking, somebody else did...

and yes there is video of him wasted

[TheKOB]

Oh snap! Too bad theres video of him of recent drunken escapades!

****, doesn't matter anyways.

I don't think you can say anything about it if you get smashed.

you clearly didn't understand my usage of "Oh Snap!" in which I was praising NRVLC for his wit. You ain't street. I so street I be asphalt.

At any rate, I believe I'd like to see these drunken escapades. You can say that, just like I could say I saw Kerry howling for boobies from a New Orleans balcolny on "Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras". That doesn't make it true....

[Biffman49]

you clearly didn't understand my usage of "Oh Snap!" in which I was praising NRVLC for his wit. You ain't street. I so street I be asphalt.

At any rate, I believe I'd like to see these drunken escapades. You can say that, just like I could say I saw Kerry howling for boobies from a New Orleans balcolny on "Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras". That doesn't make it true....

Howling for boobies? That may be the most excellent phrase I have heard all week. I don't know what about it is so funny, but rest assured, I am cracking up. And very well played on the Oh Snap! bit. Anyone who says Oh Snap! is good in my book.

As for the video of W drunk, I've seen it, and he's just at a friends wedding and he's a little tipsy. From the looks of it, it looks like it's from a while ago and he could easily be around 40 years of age which is when he stopped drinking. I certainly don't think it's a recent video.

[enjoi]

you clearly didn't understand my usage of "Oh Snap!" in which I was praising NRVLC for his wit. You ain't street. I so street I be asphalt.

At any rate, I believe I'd like to see these drunken escapades. You can say that, just like I could say I saw Kerry howling for boobies from a New Orleans balcolny on "Girls Gone Wild: Mardi Gras". That doesn't make it true....

Oh man, now i want to find it!

Idk, i think that would be the breast president ever.

Imagine: John Kerry on a balcony.

"BOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO BS!!! I HAVE BEADS! SHOW ME YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS. BOOBS!!!!!"

I think that would be hilarious!

[Dan]

The breast president ever. I thought that was Clinton. "What'd I do?" I mean, there's a man with the real intent and values of America at heart.

It's 10:03, time for me to go screw over some college students. And I'll join the other ones for a rousing Skull & Bones party at Yale. The cool ones. The future presidential candidates.

[TheKOB]

Howling for boobies? That may be the most excellent phrase I have heard all week. I don't know what about it is so funny, but rest assured, I am cracking up. And very well played on the Oh Snap! bit. Anyone who says Oh Snap! is good in my book.

As for the video of W drunk, I've seen it, and he's just at a friends wedding and he's a little tipsy. From the looks of it, it looks like it's from a while ago and he could easily be around 40 years of age which is when he stopped drinking. I certainly don't think it's a recent video.


One of Conan O'Brien's finest moments of presidential humor was when he told a joke about Pres. Clinton (who he refered to as "Slick Willie") about his lady killer instinct, and it didn't get many laughs. Then he say " 'cause he loves da boobies". Can't wait until he takes over the Tonight show...

[TheKOB]

As for the video of W drunk, I've seen it, and he's just at a friends wedding and he's a little tipsy. From the looks of it, it looks like it's from a while ago and he could easily be around 40 years of age which is when he stopped drinking. I certainly don't think it's a recent video.

so he got loose. Only thing that would bump him up higher in the "the guy who put's the "P" in presidential partier" would be if he did a kareoke version of "everybody in da club gettin' tipsy".

jibjab.com, I'm lookin right at ya.

[highstick83]

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_14579.shtml

I'd rather have a trial lawyer as a VP than a corrupt halliburton CEO.
trial lawyers can come in damn handy and can be on your side potentially!
CEO's just take the money and sock it away in swiss bank accounts and are NEVER on your side. halliburton is going to get to keep millions it overcharged the army WITH NO INVESTIGATION why!!!! how you poor (money poor) repubs go along with these guys boggles the balls.

[CharlotteLax1]

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_14579.shtml

I'd rather have a trial lawyer as a VP than a corrupt halliburton CEO.
trial lawyers can come in damn handy and can be on your side potentially!
CEO's just take the money and sock it away in swiss bank accounts and are NEVER on your side. halliburton is going to get to keep millions it overcharged the army WITH NO INVESTIGATION why!!!! how you poor (money poor) repubs go along with these guys boggles the balls.
Cheney doesn't work for Haliburton anymore. He sold all his stock in it before the election. Get your facts straight.

[highstick83]

facts? like he doesn't still get his cosy CEO exec benefits package that keeps on giving? like those joeys aren't his PALS? like all those guys aren't oil buddies?
get real they are FRIENDS and CRONIES.

[Longest]

facts? like he doesn't still get his cosy CEO exec benefits package that keeps on giving? like those joeys aren't his PALS? like all those guys aren't oil buddies?
get real they are FRIENDS and CRONIES.

Your post reveals several key points.
1. You are ignorant of the facts
2. You are unwilling to learn or even try to see the facts
3. Your paranoia regarding business executives borders on the pathological.

None of those things are conducive to a quality discussion.

Dan

[TheKOB]

http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_14579.shtml

I'd rather have a trial lawyer as a VP than a corrupt halliburton CEO.
trial lawyers can come in damn handy and can be on your side potentially!
CEO's just take the money and sock it away in swiss bank accounts and are NEVER on your side. halliburton is going to get to keep millions it overcharged the army WITH NO INVESTIGATION why!!!! how you poor (money poor) repubs go along with these guys boggles the balls.

The reason Halliburton got the contract in a no-bid was because they were the only company who could bid on it...they had the resources, and the ability to do so. Also, there's an investigation going on.

Have any of those swiss bank account numbers?

Sorry that we're poor. Betcha I make (emphisis on make) more money than you.

btw, are you sure you're not roughrider in disguise?

just kidding. He at least posts sources and makes arguments at least approaching sense. He also includes some facts as well...

[roughrider]

The reason Halliburton got the contract in a no-bid was because they were the only company who could bid on it...they had the resources, and the ability to do so. Also, there's an investigation going on.

Have any of those swiss bank account numbers?

Sorry that we're poor. Betcha I make (emphisis on make) more money than you.

btw, are you sure you're not roughrider in disguise?

just kidding. He at least posts sources and makes arguments at least approaching sense. He also includes some facts as well...

Nope, he is he and I am me. What I like about Cheney is that he is getting away with stuff that the republicans could only dream about. new charges of fraud arising from during his reign as CEO and no democrat dares to speak a thing about it. Man, my party sucks-no balls or oragnizational skills at all!

[TheKOB]

Nope, he is he and I am me. What I like about Cheney is that he is getting away with stuff that the republicans could only dream about. new charges of fraud arising from during his reign as CEO and no democrat dares to speak a thing about it. Man, my party sucks-no balls or oragnizational skills at all!


or maybe they're just smart and know it's BS with nothing to back it up and don't want to lose face over it.