View Full Version : How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight...?
BLUEJAYSFAN9
12-16-2007, 07:09 PM
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i got 22 lol
SCSSLaxGoalie
12-16-2007, 07:26 PM
I got 20 haha
DoorStep
12-16-2007, 07:34 PM
haha, 16 for me
mullengoal141
12-16-2007, 07:36 PM
yeah 27!
must be the old martial arts experience
FamousAmos
12-16-2007, 07:37 PM
You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.
BLUEJAYSFAN9
12-16-2007, 07:38 PM
post the thumbnail from the bottom when your finished!
valax16
12-16-2007, 07:38 PM
I could take on 26 five year olds:thumbsup:
chucktownattack
12-16-2007, 07:40 PM
Haha, I got 23. I'm brutally harsh, and I loathe kids of that age.
EastCoastDeft
12-16-2007, 07:41 PM
25, i could probably take more though, this would be a fun expirement
-HSKR-
12-16-2007, 07:41 PM
I got 30. Bring on the small children.
WinnytheSully
12-16-2007, 07:45 PM
19, pretty sad
MGLAX
12-16-2007, 07:48 PM
I got 30. I can take on some chillens.
Brandonsurf22
12-16-2007, 07:50 PM
You could take on 32 five year old kids in a fight.
oviedolax
12-16-2007, 07:55 PM
i beat all of you, 14 haha just kidding, im weak
slinkyspine
12-16-2007, 08:06 PM
28
Now I need to find a preschool class and tester out
UVAlaxer432
12-16-2007, 08:18 PM
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SwRLaX10D
12-16-2007, 08:24 PM
17... i guess not taking martial arts or going to a rock concert hurt my chances
HeadHeartHustle
12-16-2007, 08:24 PM
22
not bad but its prob because i would use one as a weapon.:jawdrop:
navylax161
12-16-2007, 08:26 PM
20 children
dodgerlax34
12-16-2007, 08:28 PM
i got 20
now lets see someone put in all the answers they want to hear
fhmid7
12-16-2007, 08:31 PM
i put in all the answers they wanted to hear (i think) and got 39.
RIT37FO
12-16-2007, 08:32 PM
I got 30 with actual answers
WinnytheSully
12-16-2007, 08:50 PM
36 is max, at least that's what I got when I entered the things that sounded the best
Titanoh
12-16-2007, 08:54 PM
15, I guess me not being skinny has something to do with that?
Valaxman17
12-16-2007, 09:16 PM
28 being honest
lax21goalie2008
12-16-2007, 09:17 PM
I got 27, I'm going to pwn those five year olds.
Sjrlax69
12-16-2007, 09:22 PM
23 who thinks of this lol
Wooks
12-16-2007, 09:34 PM
You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.
I think I could take on more though in real life because 5 year olds can't do much after they take you down, especially if you're wearing a cup lol.
You never know until you try... ;)
jmk2910
12-16-2007, 09:49 PM
i got 23. I could so take on like 40... stupid survey
RIT37FO
12-16-2007, 09:57 PM
this has actually been a topic for many years on other forums
"what weapon would use use to fight a horde of todlers"
"how many todlers can u kill"
things like that
the next 'one'
12-16-2007, 10:02 PM
haha i got 22.
kingwolf
12-16-2007, 10:17 PM
i got 22 I'm so ready to beat some 5 year olds
prodigy
12-16-2007, 10:19 PM
I can take 18 five-year-olds in a fight. x]
bigdale9
12-16-2007, 10:27 PM
22. i anwsered nutral on most questions
cali feeder
12-16-2007, 10:31 PM
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
LaxiconDevil
12-17-2007, 01:14 AM
23. I think its because I'm skinny and short
Native
12-17-2007, 05:22 AM
22...bring 'em on.
CPLAX08
12-17-2007, 07:41 AM
I'm a pretty petite girl, and got 22. That's good, right? Y'all seem to be at about that range too.
Who came up with this site? It's funny, but strange.
roycegracie47
12-17-2007, 07:50 AM
26, with actual answers. I could probably take more if I were in better shape but my willingness to swing one like a blunt obect more than makes up for it.
I tried plugging in the all loaded questions to see what the "best" (pending what I chose were the "correct" answers) results were and it maxed out at 36.
CHLaxMaster
12-17-2007, 08:02 AM
26 for me haha :D someone should make a flash-game of that!
MaKiMaKi13
12-17-2007, 10:17 AM
27 for me that would be an awesome flash game especially if we could use them as weapons
Bretmac
12-17-2007, 10:40 AM
28 i answered everything truthfully i included lacrosse fights though...
akalata
12-17-2007, 11:36 AM
29 haha i own!!
WIlax
12-17-2007, 11:56 AM
28 with all my real answers..And I personally think I could take more than that...most of them would be out with one punch or kick to the face..plus you could just throw them into the crowd of rabid children..The REAL question should be...how many ZOMBIE 5 year olds could you take in a fight..
I also have a 59% chance of survival in a zombie appocolypse!
And my dead body is worth $4350!
147,494 people also died on my birthday!
What an awesome website! lol
zero cell0
12-17-2007, 12:30 PM
i got 27 woot
SwRLaX10D
12-17-2007, 12:36 PM
i actually tried to see whats the highest you can get, and I got 39!
lacrosseman192
12-17-2007, 12:46 PM
haha i got 20
THE_1protector
12-17-2007, 01:35 PM
hmm 22. the thumbnail wont post.
SuperDuper46
12-17-2007, 01:52 PM
30 i agree bring on a kindergarten class
Green34
12-17-2007, 05:04 PM
real score is 22 but when i took it a second time i got 37
abomb
12-17-2007, 07:16 PM
You guys dont realize that these kids want to tear you from limb to limb and kill you. they're going to be coming so fast at you wont know what to do and before you know it BAM! you got one knawing on your leg, another throttling your neck, and numerous others behind you trying to take you down so the other 5 yr old spawns of satan can get a piece of you. Its not a 5 yr old being sent out of a door one at a time, its a freakin horde. And you would eventually get surrounded (if you dont start that way) and you would perish within a minute. Using one a bludgeon would be frivelous, it would be too heavy (especially with the obesity rate of kids these days) to swing at a high rate back and forth at kids without tiring you out, and the kid could be still alive and thrashing his legs about while your trying to take out another child. The best way to resist a legion of pyscho 5 yr olds is to use tactics similiarily employed by the Spartans at Thermoplyae (sp?).
MeowMix
12-17-2007, 07:28 PM
25 5 year olds.
laxmj1992
12-17-2007, 08:12 PM
1. I could take 31 five year olds in a fight
2. I am 80% addicted to Mac's
3. I am 60% geek.
Lax4life528
12-17-2007, 08:23 PM
i got 26...
DutchyLacrosse
12-17-2007, 08:31 PM
32 based on actual answers.
I'm fysically a monster and despise kids of that age ghraaaaaa!!
Stringer4Lax
12-17-2007, 08:34 PM
32 MUHAHAHAHAH i hate small children... unless they are related to me, but other wise bring it!!!.
WAC_Shoremen
12-17-2007, 08:44 PM
I got 27. I think that's about average here.
RenegadesLax24
12-18-2007, 12:12 PM
32 here, absolutely no problem swinging for the fences with a five year old as a bat.
CtLaxin
12-18-2007, 12:31 PM
haha this website is great,I got 30
jrmelax16
12-18-2007, 01:46 PM
According to the site, I can take 25. However, from my personal experience of fighting 5 year olds, I can take at least 27.
SwRLaX10D
12-18-2007, 02:04 PM
You guys dont realize that these kids want to tear you from limb to limb and kill you. they're going to be coming so fast at you wont know what to do and before you know it BAM! you got one knawing on your leg, another throttling your neck, and numerous others behind you trying to take you down so the other 5 yr old spawns of satan can get a piece of you. Its not a 5 yr old being sent out of a door one at a time, its a freakin horde. And you would eventually get surrounded (if you dont start that way) and you would perish within a minute. Using one a bludgeon would be frivelous, it would be too heavy (especially with the obesity rate of kids these days) to swing at a high rate back and forth at kids without tiring you out, and the kid could be still alive and thrashing his legs about while your trying to take out another child. The best way to resist a legion of pyscho 5 yr olds is to use tactics similiarily employed by the Spartans at Thermoplyae (sp?).
thats why you swing the kid around like a tilt-a-whirl, hopefully knocking down or sending any advancing anklebiters flying. then you release and the kid will be sent atleast into a nearby wall.
and besides... im pretty sure if you tried the thermoplyea tactic, it would phail cause:
1. youre in an area roughly the size of a basketball court... no way there is a narrow point there
2. you lack a sheild and spear
3. your going solo on this one, no buddies helping you out. Hell, knowing my friends theyd turn something like this into a Pay-Per view event.
CSlax06
12-18-2007, 02:41 PM
Ah, Royce I got 26 also.
dalaxmandef3
12-18-2007, 03:58 PM
30 yay!:dummy:
MainLax28
12-18-2007, 04:03 PM
30, kind of random topic.
I am with Maki on the flash game though. I could play that for hours.
Jesse
12-18-2007, 04:25 PM
You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
Meade Lacrosse
12-18-2007, 05:09 PM
39 FTW! Woo
charlie12315
12-18-2007, 05:31 PM
30 yeah baby!
laxman01
12-18-2007, 05:31 PM
haha i got 28.
WinnytheSully
12-18-2007, 05:45 PM
where's the flash game?
Lax4life528
12-18-2007, 07:18 PM
the highest is 39
thepalehorse
12-18-2007, 08:00 PM
28 of those little bast....
I got 26. I think I could probably take more. Once I was overwhelmed I would just yell time-out and they'd all stop until I got up.
thepalehorse
12-18-2007, 11:23 PM
its kids that are five years old, one punch and theyre destroyed, there would be nothing left if you slugged them in the face just a crater where their face once was. If you went all out it would be genocide.
jgraiderlax
12-19-2007, 05:11 PM
26 :thumbsup:
thats hilarious
marflax33
12-19-2007, 05:48 PM
31 little kids.
If they were all like my little brother, who is 5, i could take maybe 4. He beat the living hell out of a 5th grader, and hes in Kindergarten. I've taught him well.
I got an 82% chance of Survival on a Zombie Apocalypse too. Apparently saving loved ones isn't good. Other then doing that, i was stacked.
butzie30
12-19-2007, 05:59 PM
i got 27 with real answers but maxed it out at 39
jlark92
12-20-2007, 09:10 AM
You could take on 38 five year old kids in a fight.
MACDADDY
12-20-2007, 05:46 PM
wow i can take on 29
jaxlax1140
12-20-2007, 07:33 PM
30 whoooo hoooo
rynolax
12-20-2007, 07:51 PM
19, but I don't mind small children, so unless I hated the,. I would just say something like, "Look it's Santa!" then walk away.
My body is worth $5,715.
I'm 26% geek, and I have a 51% chance of surviving a zombie apocolypse. I guess that being small and not having a gun doesn't help me out too much...
WPCLAX14
12-20-2007, 09:05 PM
I also got 22, But I think this calculator underestimates five year olds. If they can get on top of you its over.
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12-22-2007, 04:53 PM
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Overall it said I could take 28 five year olds. LOL this is awesome.
331finlax
12-22-2007, 05:25 PM
I got 23. This sounds fun.
Lax4Midi
12-22-2007, 05:28 PM
i got 23 too lol
xVENOMx
12-22-2007, 05:33 PM
26 haha hopefully this will never happen :grin:
BLUEJAYSFAN9
12-22-2007, 05:39 PM
I think max is 39
kleinlax-75
12-22-2007, 08:17 PM
ooo dang klein got 28
stinisonfire
12-22-2007, 08:23 PM
I could take out 40 before they take me down. A friend of mine got 50, but I have no idea how he did it..
laxattackman 22
12-23-2007, 12:21 PM
29 =] little kids
MadMikeTheSpike
12-23-2007, 06:39 PM
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i got 22 lol
Wow... people who make these sites must have a lot of extra time on their hands, haha!
Anyway, I got 25. I just couldn't bring myself to hit a 5 year old though, haha.
defense4life13
12-23-2007, 07:06 PM
i got 25, there goners...
o and i put in other answers to see how high i could get and i got 39
tiplax
12-23-2007, 07:19 PM
34, i'm sorta experienced when it comes to fighting little kids
the quiz is sorta off cause i took on 2 kindergarden classes in real life so it was 42 kids and 2 teahcers
SliNg MaN
12-23-2007, 08:22 PM
why lie? 23!
stinisonfire
12-23-2007, 09:04 PM
50 is the max level you can get.
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12-24-2007, 07:37 AM
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the wister
12-24-2007, 08:02 AM
29, though in all honesty, I maintain that if I had food and a high place to rest on, I could seriously take on every five year old in the world, honest to God. Lets be reasonable, how dangerous is a five year old without a lethal weapon? If I can use them as weapons against each other, I'm not worried.
My body is worth ~7k, I'm a drunkard, and I have an 85% chance of surviving a zombie apocolypse
Mustangs30
12-24-2007, 08:21 AM
Nice 19... not as many as i wuld have liked but still decent
cord13
12-24-2007, 12:06 PM
22, which is great. i was expecting like 6-7
laxgoalieWE4949
12-24-2007, 12:07 PM
33 im an animal ahah
Dub C lacrosse
12-26-2007, 05:22 PM
You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.
missouri lax
12-26-2007, 08:21 PM
I could take 22 children
shakerlax222225
01-03-2008, 08:42 PM
i got 33 with my real answers
eaglelax4
01-05-2008, 12:37 PM
29!
thats pretty much a classroom full of em round here
cbstringers
01-06-2008, 06:17 PM
i got 39 putting in what they wanted to hear
Culver-Lacrosse
01-06-2008, 06:23 PM
You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.
cchslaxman
01-06-2008, 07:57 PM
honest answers= 31
this would be really funnnn!!
I could take on 26 five year olds:thumbsup:
me too
:chair: :chair: :chair:
333charger
02-15-2008, 10:58 PM
i got 22, but in real life i would probably use cro-bar or something heavy like a sledge hammer. oh and i maxed it out at 39 (at age put in the 21-35 option)
HVlaxa7
02-15-2008, 11:15 PM
ha i got 24 kids
tomtom
02-16-2008, 01:53 PM
26, with actual answers. I could probably take more if I were in better shape but my willingness to swing one like a blunt obect more than makes up for it.
I tried plugging in the all loaded questions to see what the "best" (pending what I chose were the "correct" answers) results were and it maxed out at 36.
20 by the survey. Ive wrestled 12 before in reality, though.
gtodude
02-16-2008, 03:08 PM
30 BABY!!!
Prof. Mushroom
02-16-2008, 03:15 PM
My score is 26. Hmm, I'm actually rather surprised it's that high. I expected it to be lower than that. If I weren't such a swell guy (:grin:) in terms of niceness to little kids, I could pry take on more. Heh heh.
K-RED54
02-16-2008, 04:23 PM
One question should say "do you play lacrosse?" and then everyone here would get like 50
lieblax
02-16-2008, 06:02 PM
I got 21 because I fight dirty
CPLAX08
02-16-2008, 06:51 PM
dude, i got more than you, an i'm a girl!
CPLAX08
02-16-2008, 06:53 PM
One question should say "do you play lacrosse?" and then everyone here would get like 50
darn right. we're freaking titans. lol.
HVlaxa7
02-16-2008, 06:54 PM
dude, i got more than you, an i'm a girl!
what did u get?
CPLAX08
02-16-2008, 06:56 PM
I got 28. You?
laxplaya77
02-16-2008, 06:58 PM
haha 23
this is great!!!
CPLAX08
02-16-2008, 07:00 PM
Nothing like knowing you could own a couple of 5 years olds, right?
lol. funny.
whothaplaya
02-20-2008, 08:49 PM
28
Now I need to find a preschool class and tester out
ya me too i got 28
laxgoalie89
02-20-2008, 09:34 PM
23, sounds like fun ;)
navylax161
02-20-2008, 09:55 PM
minimum you can score is 1 haha.
can somebody post the zombie apocalypse link?
thisvato516
03-08-2008, 05:22 PM
26! woot! imma show no mercy
lifeoflax45
03-08-2008, 05:52 PM
wow i am ruthless, i got 27 honest
OwlsLax
03-08-2008, 06:29 PM
21. pretty good i guess
HoosUrDaddy
03-08-2008, 07:23 PM
23... Lets test this...
number19pjj
03-08-2008, 07:37 PM
i got 36 swear to god cha bam bring it on lillpeeps
DLAX6
03-09-2008, 10:18 AM
27! Bring em to papa
LaxNut5
03-09-2008, 11:01 AM
i could take 15(im 11, 5'1 ,90lbs, if you must know)
neverstoplaxin1
03-09-2008, 11:32 AM
31 baby, bring it on
Lacrosse4life31
03-09-2008, 12:14 PM
I got 29 yay!
crosdog729
03-09-2008, 12:18 PM
i got 31 when answering truthfully
ADKlax24
03-09-2008, 01:16 PM
haha i got 30
broncosaretight
03-10-2008, 04:44 PM
34!! im a bad [no profanity] haha
CTwestongoalie
03-14-2008, 12:55 PM
32 with honest answers
and i am also
0% geek
Last time it happened, there were only three of them around. I could probably take like 15ish all at once. Then again, ive tried to stop picking fights at the elementary school as much as I used to.
Spartanlax47
03-14-2008, 02:39 PM
21 :)
ha ha what a stupid website
CT AtTaCkMaN
03-14-2008, 07:19 PM
i got 26, bring it
MiddieMan05
03-14-2008, 07:27 PM
ehh, 17, I just wouldn't feel morally right to fight 5 years olds. But that last question about using another 5 yr old as a weapon, as soon as I read that I started laughing so hard. Good stuff.
lacrosse_newbie
03-16-2008, 07:32 PM
27.. I'm an animal.
unionvillelax10
03-17-2008, 05:16 PM
Haha 32 here.
cheesehead
03-17-2008, 05:23 PM
31, i'm a beast :chair:
LaXdunwoodyLaX
03-21-2008, 06:06 PM
99999999 just kidding i got 27
hinghamDpole47
03-23-2008, 02:50 PM
I got 28 but if you think aboutit thats alot of kids im not postive if i could
laxgthreeone
03-23-2008, 03:20 PM
i got 30.. definately the black belt helping me out on this one.
Agusta10
03-23-2008, 03:28 PM
i got 39 haha
sidewinder19
03-23-2008, 03:56 PM
30 with legit real answers.
lakesregionlax
03-23-2008, 06:48 PM
heck yes i could take thirty 5 yr olds