need funny lax quotes

[laxplayer93]

Anyone know any really funny lacrosse quotes?


For instance like stuff like if lacrosse was easy they'd call it football.


anything like that?

[kevidinho]

what men do in the spring while boys play baseball but im pretty sure everyone ever has heard that

[indianlaxer24]

"Succisa Virescit" if cut down it will grow back stronger, all lacrosse players should know what that quote is from.

[Lax4life528]

"Succisa Virescit" if cut down it will grow back stronger, all lacrosse players should know what that quote is from.

Eww, thats delby's motto.

[navylax161]

"Succisa Virescit" if cut down it will grow back stronger, all lacrosse players should know what that quote is from.

^^^trademarked from duke case

[benjamming18]

Lacrosse is played like hockey, but with balls.

thats from somones sig I forget who.

[sta lacrosse]

the acutal quote is

"LACROSSE, what MEN play during BOYS baseball season"

[indianlaxer24]

On the 8th day God created lacross.

[laxgoalie89]

this is a goalie quote but its good:

"Lacrosse goalies are the kind of people that make health insurance popular."

[laxplayer93]

thanks so far..

anymore?

[bloodilax977]

One day without lacrosse is like 900 innings of baseball.

[Stringer4Lax]

Chicks dig long poles...

Quick sticks get into tight creases...

Several others i cant think of

[gtodude]

"im not into sports where i have handle shafts, heads, and balls."

-my buddy from school

[TownieLax]

if lacrosse was easy they'd call it football.


if lacrosse was easy they'd call it your mom?

[OwlsLax]

it's not the wand it's the wizard

11th Commandment: Thou shall play lacrosse; thou shall strike those who play baseball

[the next 'one']

Lacrosse is LaCool

Lacrosse=violence with grace

Relax...play lax

If they don't have lacrosse in heaven, I'm not going.

More goals more girls

Lacrosse is just a game, like death is just a nap. (not funny but i love it)

[DelVal Lacrosse]

:chuckle: Look down

[BlackBearNation]

From the show 30 rock:
"Im gonna be so rich, my grandsons will play lacrosse, and everyone knows that you cant make any money doin that."

[MWlax00]

the only way to beat a tight crease, is with a quick stick.

[Hounds4life]

if lacrosse was easy they'd call it your mom?

haha thats freakin hilarious :rofl:

[njone42]

the 3 Gs in life GOALS, GLORY, AND GIRLS

[portlandlax13]

Lacrosse is just football with a weapon

[ndawg247]

hahahha i laughed at the quick stick tight crease
and our little league motto was, grab a stick, hahahahah that was printed on our jerseys and everything

[themojo3]

this one is lame
all i want for christmas is a shaft, a head, and two balls

[ItalianStallion]

hahahha i laughed at the quick stick tight crease
and our little league motto was, grab a stick, hahahahah that was printed on our jerseys and everything

haha my football one was push harder!

[AlbanyPower25]

i dont know if this was said....

If you've hooked up with a lacrosse player raise your glass, if you have'nt raise your standerds.