Indoor League Team Name

[lyonsvt]

I have an indoor team entered in a league this winter, but I need some sort of name for it... help a brotha out. I'm looking for something ridiculous and hilarious, like "elbow deep"... but a little more PC.

Thanks!

[RockStar]

"The Slashers". The logo on the front of your jersey would be a portrait of OJ Simpson.

One that I've always wanted to do for hockey or laX is to register a team as "The Indians". Rather than a typical North American Indian type logo though, I figure I could have a picture of a turban wearing brown-skinned Indian playing whatever sport my team is in.

[stegmakk]

The Indians one is great...
I actually saw a guy trying out with the wings with the team name shocker on his helmet and a hand in a certain position...
vermont huh? there is always moose knuckles

[lyonsvt]

hahahaha the slashers, classic... i don't think the league would appreciate the humor as much as i do, sadly.

[RockStar]

....
I actually saw a guy trying out with the wings with the team name shocker on his helmet and a hand in a certain position....
:lol:
I love it, if I ever enter my own team into a league, that's the name I'm using!

Actually, with the clown-show of team names in the NLL, I'm surprised someone hasn't used Shocker already.

[Biffman49]

The Indians one is great...
I actually saw a guy trying out with the wings with the team name shocker on his helmet and a hand in a certain position...
vermont huh? there is always moose knuckles

Was his helmet black and purple? He probably played for Team Shocker which is a men's team in the Springfield, MA-Hartford, CT area. I played in the league one summer and gather that they are usually the best team year in and year out. I think it's mostly Springfield College players, with a few others mixed in. As far as names and logo's go, you can't beat it.

[TheKOB]

Was his helmet black and purple? He probably played for Team Shocker which is a men's team in the Springfield, MA-Hartford, CT area. I played in the league one summer and gather that they are usually the best team year in and year out. I think it's mostly Springfield College players, with a few others mixed in. As far as names and logo's go, you can't beat it.

Yeah, the guy I coach with played for them...he went to St. Vincents in Pittsburgh...

p.s. you can buy shocker stuff at www.lacrossewear.com, by the way.

[liveforlax19]

"The Slashers". The logo on the front of your jersey would be a portrait of OJ Simpson.

One that I've always wanted to do for hockey or laX is to register a team as "The Indians". Rather than a typical North American Indian type logo though, I figure I could have a picture of a turban wearing brown-skinned Indian playing whatever sport my team is in.


if u did that here in NY u would be gettin sued left and right...

there are skools who had to change their mascots and anything that said "redman" on it or whatever, because the native americans didnt like it

sorry to post off topic but i thought id inform u

[blckout20]

We named our indoor team the shockers after Team Shocker. My basketball team was called the angry pirates....if you get it, it's funny.

[Longest]

Friend of mine named an intramural volleyball team "Off Constantly", assuming they'd lose a lot and it would lend itself to funny (if obvious) double entendres.

Dan

[RockStar]

if u did that here in NY u would be gettin sued left and right...

there are skools who had to change their mascots and anything that said "redman" on it or whatever, because the native americans didnt like it

sorry to post off topic but i thought id inform u

Well, lets see. There are no damages to anyone because the image is not really degrading (Indian man playing a sport offends you? OK, whatever, NEXT!)

Even if there were damages they'd be emotional only, and you'd never be able to quantify them properly. Also, the entity you'd sue (men's rec league team) has absolutely no money, and only exists as a word on a game sheet in a loosely organized amateur league......

Even if a court decided to listen to this nonsense, I figure that the worst we'd get is maybe an injunction ordering us to change the team name.

Good luck with that lawsuit...anyone who would serve me with it should note that it probably gets used as toilet paper!

[lzlax09]

My brothers softball team name is "the sauced" I though it was pretty good, and they had the letters from Natural Light Beer that spelled their team name. And on all of the jerseys it said "Enlightened we stand enebriated we fall."

[Paul_Gait_RULZ]

if u have older guys have it be the "coffin dodgers"...old guys with lax, I played in a masters gang that had that name LOL

[liveforlax19]

Well, lets see. There are no damages to anyone because the image is not degrading. Even if there were damages you'd never be able to quantify them properly. Also, the entity you'd sue (men's rec league team) has absolutely no money, and only exists as a word on a game sheet in a loosely organized amateur league......

Good luck with that lawsuit...serve me with it, and it gets used as toilet paper.


i wasnt saying that I am going to sue u... i am not indian, or anything of native american descent... i was simply stating that things that show anything of the native american culture, tends to upset the people... and even if they couldnt sue u, they would find some way to make u change the name of ur team... it has happened here before

[Lacrosstitute]

The only time I've ever seen a team name themselves was with a baseball team in Florida. I would also like to get out of the way that I do NOT play baseball. Anyway, they named themselves the girls and wore pink stuff. I myself though it was stupid, due to the fact that they were playing baseball and their womanly status was already exposed, rendering their name useless and not funny.

[MnLax4]

I had a softball team the past two years and we were"who's ur daddy" it was nice because we smoked everyone we played so it fit

[Poppingseed]

Don't Suck... greatest team name ever. well kinda..

[exile lacrosse]

if i were able to pick my indoor teams name it would prolly be "Shenanimals" ...its kinda of a way back thing from 8th grade. i amy consider other names but i like that one right now.

[LiveAtWoodstock]

We named our indoor team the shockers after Team Shocker. My basketball team was called the angry pirates....if you get it, it's funny.

wow, that is a classic, i totally understand, that is the best name ever! Also for those in the know it's hilarious to think about what it really is. That was the best team name i have ever heard.

[hseXlax]

if the shockers logo means what i think it means then thats halarious i would love to play for them

[cbhslacrossemid]

shockers... wow, totally stolen from collegehumor.com

[Lacrosstitute]

My summer league team was the plumbers. Our motto was "We're number one when it comes to number two." Kind of lame now that I think about it. Cool name I guess.

[goalieskcickay]

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[lonestar]

How about; The Fluffy White Bunnies of Death :lol:

[RockStar]

i wasnt saying that I am going to sue u... i am not indian, or anything of native american descent... i was simply stating that things that show anything of the native american culture, tends to upset the people... and even if they couldnt sue u, they would find some way to make u change the name of ur team... it has happened here before

:read:

I said NOT like North American Indian.

See, I would call my team the Indians.

Then everyone's expecting to see a logo like maybe the Cleveland Indians.

Instead they see a logo that's a brown-skinned turban-wearing Indian.....you, know, like from India.

Get it?

[RockStar]

Oh, Could someone please explain the "Angry Pirate". I know "The Shocker", but have never come across the angry pirate.

PM is probably fine, since the mods won't want to see a public discussion

[lyonsvt]

PMed, RockStar. Any other team names?

[stegmakk]

Ive seen the Masters/Grandmasters team Ex-Lax...thats a good name for them...not for you...
Beaver Beaters was one used in college...
Drink...and the motto was "Let's go Drink!...and score" - another college one...
nope...those suck...cant think of any others...
I did like the Don't Suck one...

[isuckatlax]

Some one tell me about that Angry Pirate thing to, Ive never heard that. I know the shocker. My indoor team is called green. It sucks.

[laxrat44]

My indoor teams name is the HeadSplitters though there is no checking indoors. Go figure.

[Petem0ss]

lyonsvt & the seven signs of gum disease

[ptglax7]

i always thought NO LIMIT would be a sweet name or 3wmolB.....which is blowme upside down

[LSLax6]

Theres a pro PB team named Team No Name. U could go team big cups, small shafts or anything along those lines

[lyonsvt]

i've heard "Mooseknuckle Express" and "the doctahs" (bend over and cough, please) as well.

[Longest]

Some of my favorite names in 6 years of officiating collegiate intramurals and other levels:
Bad Karma
Lost Cause
Rounders
Fight Club
Ruckus
Havoc
Untouchables
Naturals
Franchise
Entourage
Decepticons
ICONZ
Owtkasts
Raiders
Hitmen
Shut'em Down
Black Magic
Black Knights

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

Dan

[RockStar]

Don't know the name of the team, but I really liked their look:

I saw a men's "Beer League" ice hockey team. Names, numbers and team name lettered in dark grey.....on light grey shells

(In case the reference is lost on any of you - Canadian men's rec hockey leagues are often called "The Beer Leagues" because one of the big breweries is almost always a major sponsor. Sign up, and you'll be lumped into the "Lite" or "Cream Ale" or whatever division..... Imagine that, they think that putting their names in front of male hockey players will help sell beer!:imparied:)

[Lacrosstitute]

I just got back from my first indoor game. I personally love it. Too bad it's modified indoor.

[monmlax]

poop scoopers

[monmlax]

or you could just use the cubs. (lol. i am a huge cubs fan, but it is funny that they suck so bad)

[cbhslacrossemid]

i always thought NO LIMIT would be a sweet name or 3wmolB.....which is blowme upside down

you mean backwards?

[ptglax7]

*upside down as well as backwards*

[RockStar]

Remembered a couple ball hockey teams I was a part of briefly. Both played in a "league" sponsored by the sports bar I worked at during HS.

"The Piss-tanks" and,
"The Sunday Morning Hangovers"....since we played starting at noon on sundays, this one was very À propos