Recent Shootings

[doorszephendrix]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1663/morguevz2.th.jpg (http://img265.imageshack.us/my.php?image=morguevz2.jpg)

haha wow, explain the thought process.:DOH:

[NDlax08]

there was a shooter who killed 17 ppl in the morgue

[mnlax9]

remain dead? im confused

[roycegracie47]

remain dead? im confused

Think about it. If a morgue is esentially full of dead bodies (not including the coroner/morticians, staffers etc) one would hope that they remained dead. Otherwise we have the makings of a zombie apocalypse. And if only 17 remain dead...what about the others possibly at large?

It's like the wierd headlines you occasionally see on Leno.

[uslacrosse1]

Wow. That's my odd news for today.

[ML_LAX09]

It shoudn't be funny, but I'm laughing...

And Royce, it sounds to me that the dead bodies came alive into said zombies and one hero managed to shoot and kill 17 of them before the others escaped.

Darn Zombies...

[HdGLaxWarrior]

Think about it. If a morgue is esentially full of dead bodies (not including the coroner/morticians, staffers etc) one would hope that they remained dead. Otherwise we have the makings of a zombie apocalypse. And if only 17 remain dead...what about the others possibly at large?

It's like the wierd headlines you occasionally see on Leno.

kind of like when the Philadelphia Daily News ran a story in 2003 about Johnny Unitas celebrating his 70th birthday that year when he died in 2002. they made a correction like 'Johnny Unitas remains dead and did not celebrate his 70th birthday'.

[Kr3wLaxUno]

haha wow is that illegal to kill dead things?

[kgncoughlin]

in my estimation this guy was p - oed and wanted to shoot something and decided it'd be better to shoot the dead bodies instead of real one and shot 17 different bodies

[Lax4life528]

wtf?!
thats messed up.

[navylax161]

if he really didnt kill anybody, how does this make the front page?

[valax16]

I'm SO confused! Is this just a joke? Like a photo shopped paper? Or is it real and someone actually went into a morgue and shot people?

[cbstringers]

I searched for like ten minutes but I couldn't find the article to go along with it. does anyone know the date it was printed?

[lacrosse_newbie]

I think it's probably a generated image, trying to get you confuzzled.

It worked.

[ML_LAX09]

if he really didnt kill anybody, how does this make the front page?

There's nothing elese going on in North Carolina?

Oh, and by the way, it's most likely real. The News and Observer is a real newspaper in North Carolina.

[cali feeder]

Lets discuss what the charges would be here. Would this man even be in trouble?

It wasn't murder, they were already dead. Something for premeditated defamation of the deceased is my best guess.

He can't get in THAT much trouble though, can he?

Another thought: At least he shot dead people.

Final thought: Maybe the bodies really did come alive, and he killed them all before they escaped and preyed on the living, and he's a hero.

[HdGLaxWarrior]

Lets discuss what the charges would be here. Would this man even be in trouble?

It wasn't murder, they were already dead. Something for premeditated defamation of the deceased is my best guess.

He can't get in THAT much trouble though, can he?

Another thought: At least he shot dead people.

Final thought: Maybe the bodies really did come alive, and he killed them all before they escaped and preyed on the living, and he's a hero.

he would probably face gun charges.

[Stringer4Lax]

There's nothing elese going on in North Carolina?

Oh, and by the way, it's most likely real. The News and Observer is a real newspaper in North Carolina.

HAHA i actually have a copy of this news paper! rest of the story continues to be hilarious!

[ccslax6]

Isn't it illegal to mutilate a corpse?

[ML_LAX09]

Isn't it illegal to mutilate a corpse?

Lol, of course it is.

[cali feeder]

Isn't it illegal to mutilate a corpse?What kind of punishment does that carry? I mean, if its dead, its dead, right?

[uslacrosse1]

What kind of punishment does that carry? I mean, if its dead, its dead, right?

No. The laws probably differ from state to state.

[SwRLaX10D]

HAHA i actually have a copy of this news paper! rest of the story continues to be hilarious!
PROVE IT!

I remember seeing that headline one day before I left for classes. I just stared at it.....I was laughing too hard to read it.

[PW_LAXMAN_07]

just a thought...but if i was a family member of one of those already dead people in the morgue, and i found out some person came and fired gunshots at my recently lost loved one, i would feel really really upset about it...i mean that's just disrespectful....it's mutilation of a human body, no matter how you look at it....if it's true, that person sounds sick in the head to me.

[ML_LAX09]

just a thought...but if i was a family member of one of those already dead people in the morgue, and i found out some person came and fired gunshots at my recently lost loved one, i would feel really really upset about it...i mean that's just disrespectful....it's mutilation of a human body, no matter how you look at it....if it's true, that person sounds sick in the head to me.

Yeah, good points there.


Those are just some of the reasons why mutilating a human body is generally frowned uppon.

[SwRLaX10D]

just a thought...but if i was a family member of one of those already dead people in the morgue, and i found out some person came and fired gunshots at my recently lost loved one, i would feel really really upset about it...i mean that's just disrespectful....it's mutilation of a human body, no matter how you look at it....if it's true, that person sounds sick in the head to me.

hmm, never thought of that... I guess if I were one of the deceased's relatives I would be pretty po'ed that someone shot the dead body of someone I loved too.