Nicknames

[Croms91]

what are the funniest nicknames of your teamates.....

[Ventral]

Lets see there Gooch(sp?), Poiter, 2 of our attack are "Ace & Gary: The Amazingly Gay Duo", Hackin Mack those are a few that i can remember at the moment.

[CoachK]

We had too many Ryan's one year, so we named one 'Gus' and that stuck for life. Even his sister calls him Gus now. Another was Bouy, because of his amazing ability to float (fat), the fun police, Farva, and my personal favorite, the big dumb animal. We even had our coach calling a guy Squeak because of how small we was.

[Duffman]

Hehe there some goodones, we got a guy called "oompa" obvious height issue, another called "hammer" as in hits like a, "stuba skoo" long storey, "princess" beacause he cares about how he looks too much and wont take a hit, theres a few others but i can't remember all the reasons for their names

[monmlax]

robocop-new warrior gear
slowmow- was cold out and this kid ran on scooped a ball and proceded to go on a fast break
moses- he would dodge through and shoot through defenders like moses parted the red sea
frodo-the kid looks like hobbit
std- he would always have legions of ladies coming to games because of him (woopie)

[stxbionic42]

im the beast because im fast and strong. but this one kids name is steve and he nicknamed HIMSELF steve-o .... i hate that kid. This next year im going to make him cry...... wannabe jackass punk.

[faceitoff]

Lets see there Gooch(sp?), Poiter, 2 of our attack are "Ace & Gary: The Amazingly Gay Duo", Hackin Mack those are a few that i can remember at the moment.

Guch, by the way.

[MontclairLax]

This isnt exactly a kid on my team but he was on the other team. Last saturday I played in an indoor game and the kid on the other team was such a ballhog and just kept twirling his rainbow head. He would throw like three pump fakes and shoot. Then hit the pipe. THis happend about 7 times in a time span of 2 minutes. So i was on the bench watching this and decided this fruit cake needs a nickname. Hence the new "Fruit-loop".

[liveforlax19]

well... my nickname is smud... i dunno where it came from, it just stuck

this one kids name is mike... but we call him elroy... and then theres smirgel... and stubenuts... and modey...

theres a lot more but my brain hurts and i cant think

[exile lacrosse]

one kid on my team had really long, bushy hair. so we named him haircut. cuz he raelly really needed one.

[ptglax7]

we had one named chelsea b/c he looked like a girl we all new (long blonde hair) and we had nancy, b/c we had too many ryans, then we had teeth b/c his last night was teague (teeg) and 2nd day of practice i decked him and his teeth got messed up b/c he had no mouth guard, and osama b/c one of our players is indian (he thought of it first mind you)

[GIattack]

boner boy, my hockey goalie cuz he always seems to be half massed after practice

[Lax4Ever]

We call people by their mom or sister's name so that one is always good. Then we have Douche and Cookie Monster and there are a few others but those are the most used. When we started playing winter lax in ottawa, the guys got a good laugh out of the names we kept calling each other.

[senor_k]

Not too many good ones on our team, but there this kid on a team that we play named Guru. Apparently that's his real name.

[Dan]

Wow. I plan to name my kid "Horkus" or something cool like that.

Moving on, I'm Data on Team Utah, V-Dawg or Vermont. We have Tooth, Moose, Miller Time, Alpha Hawk and probably some others. Tooth is just Tooth, I don't know why. Moose runs like a Moose, Miller Time, his last name is Miller. Alpha Hawk plays for the Alta Hawks, and he should be called Alpha Hawk. Critter, he's lanky. Spiderman, he's an insanely good goalie, with SPIDA SENSE! Then on Team Utah, the defense all get together and make the noises the bad guys made from the Power Rangers while the serious attackmen shoot on the cage. I love Team Utah. We lost every game at the NJ tournament.

[nativeson]

We have alot of guys with some messed up nick names, practically everyone has one on the team:

metro - as in metro sexual, kid does his hair before games.
dt - for deep throat. Kid asked to get a sip of gatorade one time and he wrapped his whole head around the bottle.
Swiss - is the nickname for our goalie, encouraging huh.
Big Ticket - He's a 6-5 230 lefty attackman
smiley - the kid won't quit smiling, no matter what happens to him.
lips - you can see his lips moving but you can't hear a word
mumbles - you can hear him but it doesn't make sense
apple knocker - don't even ask.
skin - worse than apple knocker, just plain wrong

[mcqdman]

we called on kid skunk cause all his hair was black except this one white part in the front, he said it was a birthmark or somethin. he moved though

[GRIFFIN15]

hollywood and biscuit

[faceitoff]

We have Chafe, Billy Goat, and Douche-Nazi.

[OutBurst]

The Gooch, The Kooch, Kuchta, etc.

[senor_k]

We have Chafe, Billy Goat, and Douche-Nazi.

I thought that said "Double-Nazi," which is a way cooler nickname.

[SawyerLaxGirl44]

We got Coach Trainer cuz our one coach says she's a "trainer" (we don't believe her) Coach Famous cuz our other coach is REALLY well-known at her old college and set records for lax

My one friend is Eugene cuz she convinced some of the girls her middle name was Eugene
This other girl is rumpelstilskin
Then theres FDR bc of...a long story

[midman17]

MICUSE- and you have to draw it out like MMMMMMICCUUZZZZZZZZZZZzz
and he gets pissed off nobody knows why he hates it and then we have
ducky- ? where did that come from I dont know
and K.O.T.A.W.(best for last)- I will give you the first three kiss on this... you can figure out the rest. its cause he mooned a kid once and said that after a game.

[blckout20]

Hollywood, Fuzzy Muzzy or Jazzy Jazz (same kid), Gilmore, and Darkness.

[goalieskcickay]

Einstein~Not because he's smart, but his hair is wild and his first name is Albert.
Tang~Looks and acts like an Orangatang
The Shizzit~Gangsta handlin"
Darth Garth~Loved starwars until seventh grade, named Garth

[jedimasterPIMP]

We named this one kid gonereia(sp) his last name started with a g and nobody on the team really knew how to say it.

[MinesGoalie45]

Par---Puke and rally...happend while he was facing off, takes his helmet off, throws up, puts it back on and wins the face off....who said hang overs dont help

[senor_k]

Like the guy in Any Given Sunday. What a biter.

[scliff42002]

im nicknamed butters from southpark
theres a kid named duck... he comes up behind you in the halls at school and randomly quacks
nipple, hotsauce
some more cant think of

[LaxAttack2]

lol one of our assistant coaches named one of our d poles the jollie green giant bc he always wore green under armour, and hed be like everybody rub scotts belly for good luck! run jollie, run! but i think the best was when a middie was yeling, everybody get a man! then our assistant coach yelled, "scott (smith?) has a man!" personally i thought it was hilarious

[Ghslongpole14]

Hollywood, Hairbag, the General, Moose, Stick/Twig, Butthead, Drunken, Wavvy, VanGina. :thinking: I believe that's it. :thinking:

[fenwicklax89]

bunghole and kooter, the second and third string goalies

[Jpettit25]

Harry Potter because I used to wear glasses when I played.

[Charcodaylax]

dobby- coach played at unc totally lives off his parents money and likes to hit kids with fast balls

[VeronaLax17]

We got Lenny, Robocop, Foody, Big Red, Erik the Rock Brockman, The Human Slinky, and Butters.

[OronoLax20]

We have a kid on our team who is as wide as he is tall so we call him Choatus, or Choat. It stuck, now coaches and teachers even call him it. haha

[enjoi]

Plips, Da Asian, Panda (me)

[spartacus9]

we got ace, tiny cuz hes so big, mooch becuz if he wants somethin hell mooch it off u (or bug u till u give it to him),princess cuz hes such a wuss and he puts up this cowlick with gel and says its his "style", we got mouth cuz he doesnt shut up, uh me spartacus cuz im the captain, goomba cuz he looks like one and thats it. oh and we have elvis cuz he looks like elvis.

[brlacrosse50]

dont have any good ones but at camp over the summer this kids name was nilash(sp?) and everyone called him eyelash, relaly funny

[AHSmiddie]

we called this kid short bus b/c he had to ride the short bus to practice. then the coach got mad b/c the little kid told him. so we started callin him SB. and coach was still mad. so one of the smartass kids says "SB doesnt stand for short bus coach it stands for sexy boy"

[mdawg]

Da' Franchise-worst player on our team

The Mayor- kid has a smile that would win him office(a TLF member)

Bling-Bling-All the warrior shiny stuff

MIA(missing in action)- always was "hurt"

Bazooka Dale-Me, i shoot ummmm...hard

Fusion Canon- this kid shoots about 60mph full on

Magician-sickest dodger on out team. this kids throwing split dodges with his stick head down by his ankles

[McJesus]

we have one kid named Twotimes, cause he is an idiot and the coach has to explain everything to him two times. We also call a kid Windows, because he has a tendency to let 'em rip on the bus and we always have to put all the windows down to air the bus out.

[CHSgoalie3]

We got hammer, deez, shakesphere, etc.

[BigTony]

For awahile we called this one kid OP, for Orange Plug. He had one of those goofy Brine Power endcaps in orange.

[Aussie_kid]

Nicknames hay:
Called my mates the following in a match
LJ: was Hooker LJ Hooker the Real Estate Agent in Aus
Kyle: was K-Dawga
another Guy was called Jizz
i could go on for ever but theres just a few!

[pumba]

Ok their is one his the goalie he has sooo many different nicknames

Beefa, Beef cakes, Lunch Box, Fat Chops well he has more and their are others like Smarty, Mooch, BK, Boobes

We have a lot of nicknames

[roycegracie47]

Couple of years ago my college team was playing up a division against St. Vincent and while waiting around on attack watching one of our middies go for a gb, one of the St.Vincent defender's yelled at him "pick up the ball bubble-butt", that name stuck with him the rest of his time at school.

[ex-lax]

mom, jeramiah wilkins, and butt floss

[GCdorman40]

well there's this kid named Rapheal, and we call him Murphy-son, why i don't really know, then we have sunshine and I'm Shaggy cuz both our hair is long but mine looks like Shaggy(obviously) and his looks like the kid from Remember the Titans.

[LymanLax28]

Squeaks, pants, and bacon are probably the best ones from my team.

[Tex71]

im tex and on our team the best are stick, blue, nugget, skinny, mr musle and fitness
those are the best ones that we made up in football and we just use them for lax now

[yeti19]

I'm nicknamed the Yeti and recieved that before i took up lax, however i have been told it suits on a pitch..... have also been known to be a wee bit hairy.

We have a player called prozac because he just does not shut up

There is a guy called Atholl (scottishy name) and he's nicknamed bovril as an english guy on our team could not pronounce his name

Chief is an expat who lived most of his life in kenya.... that's one of the reasons he is a chief.....

Our goalie is Woody as he looks like woody from toy story

We have a guy called rash as the day before his first game we were standing telling stories from the previous night and i think you probably know the rest...... he woke up with one.

Chalky.... name is michael white

Mix is another... no idea.

Daddy Day..... Mathew Day I really don't knbow the story behind that one

Wee Man, given to him by bovril who is actually shorter than the wee man himself

A few good ones, proabably the best being Prozac, if you ever meet him you will instantly know why


edit: forgot about a guy we used to have who was nicknamed feltch.... for those who don't know what feltching involves - don't lose your innocence

[LongPole4Nutley]

My nickname was booboo at one point...my last name is bua so maybe it sums it all up?

[RebelLaxMan]

my nickname is 'God' and the other 2 starting attackmen are 'Fat' and 'Amigo'.

[zak]

Im sasquatch but sort of evolved into "DA QUATCH" (pronounced like da bears) over the past couple of conditionings. Its weird cause a lot of people i dont even know know that name. Like the entire girls team at conditioning the other day. We gave the freshmen indian names the other day.
Sucks the Balls - hes really bad
Runs from Ball - flinches
Late for Practice - always late
Brother of Kyle - kyles borhter
Fly like Eagle - got hit and went flying
Close to Earth - short

[HRodLAX]

waa-hoo or the human pinball because he just ran around hitting people

shamrock- guy wore a practice jersy with a big 4 leaf clover on it

exlax- guy on our jv team put ex-lax in the varsity water and they all had to take tons of ****s

hemroids man- varsity goalie got hemroids from the laxatives

people call me Hotrod long story, and the varsity coach found out about it because i put with 3inh high letters HOTROD on the back of my helmet

[Panther_goalie]

We have a kid called the milkman...i think its cuz he has man boobs.

[azlax1115]

For awahile we called this one kid OP, for Orange Plug. He had one of those goofy Brine Power endcaps in orange.

bull **** Tony! Who did you guys ever call OP?

[azlax1115]

For awahile we called this one kid OP, for Orange Plug. He had one of those goofy Brine Power endcaps in orange.

bull **** Tony! Who did you guys ever call OP?

[chsFIRElax15]

on occasion i am called FIRE because i have orange/red with a little blond hair. yeah its weird.
kapatack (a.k.a. kryptic), a mix of his last name and his position. this kid capuccio is the butt of all jokes so he gets called capucifag, coochifag, and so on. it's so much fun.

other than those, most are last name variations. we make up cool words.

[laxdfence21]

Pizza Man- carries his stick like a hot pizza out of da oven, then gets krunk down the field with no cradle

[Middie_Hero19]

This one kid named me 'Velvit Vic'. My last name is VICars and he said he saw a show with that name so, you know.

[Zecher]

We got a Kyle we call Complex cause he's a junior and hasn't hit puberty yet... :nahya:

[JedimasterKyle]

Firecrotch, the kid has bright red hair, need I say more.

[azlax1115]

when we went to vail this year i got called frenchie because my last name is Beauchamp...... kinda got screwed with that one