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The HAT TRICK of lacrosse ......
The 3 "G's"
Get the goals
Get the glory
Get the girls !!! :D
averagelax18
06-12-2003, 12:46 AM
Bingo! And attack do it best brotha! *winks*
JR22BChAtArD
06-16-2003, 02:43 PM
hhaha amen to that fellas attackmen rule
bigDman
06-16-2003, 05:39 PM
hahahahahahaha you attack men are all happy intil a d man lays you out
lizlax22
06-16-2003, 07:27 PM
but like most good attackmen... we're to fast for u to catch us :agree
JR22BChAtArD
06-16-2003, 07:37 PM
haha EXACTLY. . .thats why he plays D
When I start a game..the first thing I say to the defense guy that is trying to stick me is......................I HOPE YOU LIKE TO RUN ! :agree
In the beginning he is covering me 1 on 1 like glue. I run even when the ball is in the other end. Then after he's had enough he goes into a sorta zone, which opens lots of opportunities for me. Hehehe ...... Us attackman are faster, smaller in most cases and can run forever.
I love toying with a big d pole when he thinks he can cover me man to man !
All you defense guys ........ no offense ! LOL We love you guys too !
bigDman
06-17-2003, 05:21 PM
JR22BChAtArD
lizlax22
i am the second fastst kid on my team and the second biggest not all deffenders are slow
lizlax22
06-17-2003, 05:25 PM
true but... u got to work a heck of a lot harder to follow me. u have to go where i go and that make u work harder than i have to... cuz u don't know where im goin next
Dpolelax
06-17-2003, 06:50 PM
whoa whoa whao. what is this. defense is the backbone of the team. attackmen may be quicker but we make up for that with a 6 foot stick. And smaller, wussy attackmen are just easier to knock over. nothing more to say other than defense is the best out there. :agree
lizlax22
06-17-2003, 08:09 PM
i'll give u the backbone part cuz i agree with u there... there's a saying "attack wins games, defense wins championships" but easy on the wussy stuff lol
Dpolelax
06-17-2003, 08:23 PM
well my parents brought me up not to lie. lol
MrTibs
06-17-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Dpolelax
And smaller, wussy attackmen are just easier to knock over. nothing more to say other than defense is the best out there. :agree
I might be small..but im no wuss. Gotta catch us before you can knock us over :bart
I'm 6'2", 220 and fast. There are not to many defense kinda guys that scare me. LOL
Bottom line....it's take all positions to win. We appreciate you big sticks sending the ball down our way so we can get the hat trick of lacrosse......the 3 "G's". We owe everything to you ! :clap
Fentruck
06-17-2003, 11:14 PM
6'4" 220 and... well kind of slow
Lol
You wouldn't scare me
MrTibs
06-18-2003, 09:15 AM
Lol, We have a D man who thinks hes a short stick, he will take the ball all the way down field, get through everyone, get set up for the perfect shot then loses the ball..it never fails. He would be awseome if he could shoot.
Fentruck
06-18-2003, 10:01 AM
^^^^ Hehe
I had a dream about lacrosse (wtf) last night kind of like that
Except I was D, and I was behind their goal, but in a forest.. then I ran out of the forest and tried to shoot but missed and some pro attack guy got it and got it in
8-ball
06-18-2003, 01:37 PM
lol, the 3 g's i love it, and its true! i love it when d-men try to lunge or r just really slow. another thing i love is when everyone is running around on offense, and a middie tries to play d on me. its like "thanks, now i dont have to worry about the stick". lol, dont get me wrong, my best friend is an d-man, and hes really good, defense makes most of the game good, and its ok to get laid out sumtimes. like if ure diving for the shot and make it in, then the last thing i care about is getting knocked down the second after i shot it in. :-D
Oh yea...the mid on attack thing ! Yea I love it too !
Right on the $$$ 8-ball !
Welcome to The Lacrosse Forums !
Dpolelax
06-18-2003, 07:33 PM
to be honest Fen, looking at that pic of you right now im kinda scared. j/k man
myr01
06-19-2003, 01:00 PM
goalies own you all... :dummy
8-ball
06-19-2003, 01:36 PM
lol, actually im a goalie during the indoor season
powellfan1
06-20-2003, 07:30 AM
you disobeyed your pernts then.
8-ball
06-20-2003, 11:42 AM
lol, i wuz being a rebel. wuznt bad though, i knew wat the attackmen were thinking since im really one myself, my team only lost one game, and in that game i scored a goal :omg
powellfan1
06-20-2003, 12:02 PM
indoor is ok
8-ball
06-20-2003, 04:21 PM
yeah, its not the best of choice for me, but we've been through that already lol
shiftylax
06-25-2003, 08:58 AM
I don't know about anyone else but if I fall down from being hit its because I've already scored. I'll take a hit. I used to be a defenseman for 7 years. Now I score form anywhere.
RattlersVenom3
06-25-2003, 07:52 PM
They'll NEVER ath me im to damn quik
bruamable
06-29-2003, 08:06 PM
by the looks of your picture i doubt ne body could REALLY scare you,fentruck ...lol attackmen might get glory but i can sure say there is nothing better then running up and down the feild hitting and scoring doing both of the jobs that defence and offence does
1QuikStick
07-10-2003, 11:39 PM
I like to earn the respect of a defenseman... i usually just crank out a few shots at him early in the game... because later in the game when the pain starts to set in... I can the go to the goal with little resistance. I get the goals and the Defenseman has a few WELTS to prove it... (#>======
powellfan1
07-11-2003, 07:24 AM
I love using dodges.
I forgot about that tactic. Mean, but effective.
RattlersVenom3
07-14-2003, 09:18 AM
Ijust love when defenders think they have you then u burn em and score
bigDman
07-14-2003, 09:28 AM
its funny alot of attack men think im real slow because of my size and then there like ready to get burned and then they try and usally end up on the ground
RattlersVenom3
07-17-2003, 09:40 AM
Ive only been levled 2 times in my whole 6 years of playing
bigDman
07-17-2003, 12:29 PM
f you played me the number would go up of the tiems you get leveled hehe by the way just to tell yea im 12 too so it would be fiar
powellfan1
07-17-2003, 12:42 PM
I always take hits during games,I don't get all-out killed a lot, but I take my share of bruises.
-Go Rattlers!
LAXrocker13
07-17-2003, 05:57 PM
ha ha whenever I tell ppl I play lacrosse they think I play defense cause I'm big but I play attack. Its great cause a lot of the defense I play is smaller than me so I can basically use my strength and size and dominate them!! The defense is all laughing cause I'm in attack then I score on them and it shuts em up :omg
GeorgiaMiddie2
07-18-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Mark
When I start a game..the first thing I say to the defense guy that is trying to stick me is......................I HOPE YOU LIKE TO RUN ! :agree
Hehehe ...... Us attackman are faster, smaller in most cases and can run forever.
jeez, attackmen are so cocky!!! you can run forever until you start playin midfield. plus, you can take longpoles so easily because, as much as i hate to say it, longpoles are dumb and slow. half you guys became attackmen because you couldn't handle midfield. middies are the real heroes out there.
powellfan1
07-18-2003, 03:22 PM
No.
-Go Rattlers!
laxbabe2121
07-18-2003, 05:34 PM
yea georgiamiddie2, what you said is SO TRUE. well i mean.. i play attack, but when i played midfield, it was so much tougher to keep that quick sprint to goal when i had already been running the whole 25 minute half. cuz mid has to worry about getting the ball down the field, and then scoring. on attack, its just quick sprints everywhere and taking shots, nothing like racing down the length of the field to catch up w/ your d man.
LiquidMercury16
07-19-2003, 12:26 AM
Yah Well i play middie and I get the 3 G's well at least 2 of 'em just the women and the goals but no one cares about middies cranken from somewhere outside just cause we not fakin everyone out. But middies control the game and win championships. If you don't have middies that can move the ball up and down the field and stay in the game for a long time than you won't win anything
bigDman
07-19-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by GeorgiaMiddie2
jeez, attackmen are so cocky!!! you can run forever until you start playin midfield. plus, you can take longpoles so easily because, as much as i hate to say it, longpoles are dumb and slow. half you guys became attackmen because you couldn't handle midfield. middies are the real heroes out there.
i play longpole and i am realy fast and i am not dump ethir
GeorgiaMiddie2
07-20-2003, 11:12 AM
i didnt say you were... it's just a very common theme throughout dmen
sumSum
07-20-2003, 01:43 PM
As for defense I'm gonna have to say:
Get the ground balls.
Get the glory.
Get the guys/girls.
bigOHlax
07-28-2003, 10:49 PM
wooo middies untie
LongHornMiddie
07-30-2003, 04:33 PM
Hey Hey Hey come on now what about us middie's, we are the backbone of a team, we have to run down the field flirt with the big bag Longpoles, then hual *** back 100yds to flatten out Attackers, so you gotta give us some credit, we gotta be fast, big, and have good stick skills
MrTibs
08-03-2003, 09:50 PM
Yeah, Props to the middies. I had to play middie once and it was tough.
dirtnsnow
08-05-2003, 12:31 AM
I love it when a d man tries to lay you out but he ends up on the ground.
Farley6
08-05-2003, 01:10 AM
Alright, I have to speak up for the keepers and longpoles in the house!!
1) Don't even try to call us dumb, because i remember going blind on videotape learning every other team in the league's formations, packages, and man down plays.
2) If you think YOU get a lot of @$$, you will never know the answer to the only question a goalie needs to hear if he is wondering whether he will be able to take home a girl: "you really have bruises all over your body? Where is the biggest one?" And it is case closed from there.
3) I'm sorry Mark, but you should know by now that girls don't really want a little guy with a little shaft that is quick, they want a guy with 6 feet of steel that knows how to throw good, hard poke checks..... I am a dirty dirty man and i really should go now, but it will be much more fun to stay here and take a beating for what i just said
bruamable
08-10-2003, 09:21 PM
lol rock it farly yeah i would have to say as i play every thing but goalie and i do a little bit of that for fun ne way how hot is it seeing a 6 foot long pole laying someone OUT!!!! or how (from a goalies perspective) intimidating seeing a long pole burn all your mids and some long poles only to get a shot on you with all that leverage about to send a ball hurling at you... oh yeah long poles are awsome......goalies gotta be the bravest of us all
bigDman
08-10-2003, 09:41 PM
yea farley
laxattack
08-10-2003, 09:47 PM
i remeber this one time....last season..... a goalie came out of the crease for a sec to pic up the ball... and me being an exgoalie i took full advantage of this and put his *** in the ground... so he got pissed and was out for me the rest of the game, he would always sick his d on me and stuff, and finally i scored 3 goals in a row on him...nothing makes a goalie more mad....good times, good times
MrTibs
08-17-2003, 03:39 PM
ah yes, throwing checks to goalies. Good times. We played a game against this cocky team, they put a little guy in the goal. The second he was out the crease i put him down.
mwn8989
08-17-2003, 04:25 PM
screw checkin the goalie, ive flattened a few with shots, good times those were
livin4lax09
12-28-2003, 07:54 PM
ok...no one is the backbone of the team, and everyone is the backbone of the team. Face it. Without attack, a lot less goals would be scored. Without middies, there would be no transition, and they add goals and d. Without d men, attack from the opposing team could go in and rip shots on the crease. without the goalie, d men would face attackmen just lobbing it into the goal. But I do agree, attackmen DO get all the glory. I don't think it's right, but it is true. Middies get glory too, but d men and goalies are too often overlooked.
LaXDaVe
12-28-2003, 08:11 PM
Im 5' 4'' and 100 lbs and I can blow by any D-man i've played against. Well, most of them. There too FAT AND SLOW to keep up with me. :laugh But of course, Im a middie, not an attackmen. :clap
bigDman
12-28-2003, 08:17 PM
then you have to try to get past me ;)
livin4lax09
12-28-2003, 09:10 PM
oh come on bigd. you aint THAT fast. I can beat your 300 time by a few seconds. ah ha!
bigDman
12-28-2003, 11:59 PM
wow your 6'0 feet and have like 10 less pounds to cary around and have longer legs im 5'9 have shoter legs and wiegh 10 more pounds then you and im out of shae right now just wiat till biking season kicks in a lil more i did a 35 mile ride today im going to ride the statoniary bike through out the week and its 60 next weekend then ill get my speend back up to par
LongHornMiddie
12-29-2003, 01:13 AM
hey hey hey now ya'll can't forget about us middies...we are fast big and work both ends of the feild...we are the backbone of a lacrosse team without a doubt...
livin4lax09
12-29-2003, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by livin4lax09
ok...no one is the backbone of the team, and everyone is the backbone of the team. Face it. Without attack, a lot less goals would be scored. Without middies, there would be no transition, and they add goals and d. Without d men, attack from the opposing team could go in and rip shots on the crease. without the goalie, d men would face attackmen just lobbing it into the goal. But I do agree, attackmen DO get all the glory. I don't think it's right, but it is true. Middies get glory too, but d men and goalies are too often overlooked.
did you read this longhornmiddie?
MontclairLax
12-29-2003, 08:06 AM
tru, but when i play, me and my middies get the glory, we play good d and sick offense. goalies get lots of praise, not as much as attackmen. but d-men get no praise at all, I only recognize one d-man good, thats Christian Cook
I feel bad for you guys I'm jealous of you guys that say your DMen are fat and slow. That makes one think, how good can YOU really be? :/ In my leauge atleast (NE West 2/1) all the DMEN are fast and fit, I wish they were fat and slkow, then being an attackmen would be sooo much easier. Sucks for me :(..And also while middie is hardbecause your running alot that has something to do with your fitness not your skill really. I would think that being confined to half field, which is prolly more like half half field cuz of the concentrated area of play, and trying to dodge prolly atleast 3 defenders and then score on a fully rested goalie is pretty damn hard. dont get me wrong defensmen are usually fatter and slower than attackmen cuz they have have to be stronger, but on any serious team like Taft, CT or Hotchkiss, CT if the attackmen run the 40yad dash in 4.8 seconds (my time:)) then the d run is it in like 5 flat, which isn't extremely fast but is not slow at all. pz to u biatches.
livin4lax09
12-29-2003, 03:22 PM
see the key to defense is really not being picked out. If there's nothing big happening, it means you're doing your job. To shut the offense down. Yeah i guess goalies get glory too though. On our team, attack gets most of it though. But D men are usually not fat and slow, they generally aren't quite as fast as attackmen, but sometimes they are. the other captain on my team, d, is pretty quick, and we have one of the fastest kids on the team back on d because he's so tall and insane at d.
cbadman
12-29-2003, 07:19 PM
To all the cocky attackmen, middies are much harder to cover.
Powers15
12-30-2003, 06:19 PM
It takes all ten, but all the soft slow ones seem to find six feet of stick in their hand.
cbadman
01-03-2004, 10:58 AM
Not on a good team.
Twist
01-05-2004, 11:25 AM
theres 2 guys lifting a couch.
one claims the other isnt lifting enough weight
and the other counterclaims and says the same
both of them damn well know that without the other; that couch isnt moving..
geddit?
CDLax2
01-05-2004, 02:42 PM
no
MontclairLax
01-05-2004, 03:08 PM
im a middie and i get other middies guarding me, and de-man, i run/use my stick skills to get by them. and the funny part is, attackmen get more glory than middies, middies run up and down the field playing defense than transisiton than offense, and have to go try and score. Kyle, us middies have to shoot on a well rested goalie to, and were the tired ones running up and down the field trying to get the ball for u to just take a shot, we do a whole heck of a lot more than we are getting credit for.
Twist
01-06-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by CDLax2
no
retards wouldn't.:dummy
livin4lax09
01-06-2004, 05:47 PM
yeah. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out.
mustang_lax
01-10-2004, 08:07 PM
defenders job..stop attack... goalies job...stop the ball... attackmens job...score... middies job....ALL OF THOSE
livin4lax09
01-10-2004, 10:15 PM
yeah but an attackman's job is also to stop d men and middies.
GIattack
02-07-2004, 04:36 PM
attack is the best position hands down
a_nik_02
02-07-2004, 10:29 PM
attack is the best! *laughs evily*
glindain
02-17-2004, 09:43 PM
Wow, this thread is money. It's a big contest of who can claim they have the biggest e-penis. Grow up, no position is better than the other, everyone has their part, and without a given position the entire team would be crippled.
Paul_Gait_RULZ
02-17-2004, 09:47 PM
I dont care, I just plain ol' love to talk the crap, i mess with the d's heads, it doesnt matter how fast u run as long as you can, what matters is all in the stick skillz, and i talk using the stick skills.....you wouldnt know how many times I have dropped the shorts of d poles with a sick stick move and just walked around him and scored with ease....
NeMeSiS
03-03-2004, 04:29 PM
ok ok ok ok ok, goalies rock, we stop the offense and save the defense plain and simple, you can't touch us hahahaha, nah all posistions rock, thats what makes lacrosse the best sport, every posistion is great, every posistion has it's advantage and purpose, so its not fair to say one posistion is better than the other, except for goalies of course lol
Originally posted by glindain
Wow, this thread is money. It's a big contest of who can claim they have the biggest e-penis. Grow up, no position is better than the other, everyone has their part, and without a given position the entire team would be crippled.
^^^Must play defense. Hehehe
We love all the positions. We're just saying in the end the Attackmen position is by far the most fun to play.
Originally posted by NeMeSiS
ok ok ok ok ok, goalies rock, we stop the offense and save the defense plain and simple, you can't touch us hahahaha, nah all posistions rock, thats what makes lacrosse the best sport, every posistion is great, every posistion has it's advantage and purpose, so its not fair to say one posistion is better than the other, except for goalies of course lol
Dude.....your making me laugh :laugh so hard it hurts.
Goalies are there to stop what they can. They are like the "car alarm" put on alot of vehicles. They kept the honest ....honest ! In other words, they stop the easy stuff.
Just like with car alarms....... if someone that knows what they are doing comes along, it is nothing more than a walk in the park to steal the car.
Not to bust your bubble "Goalies", but once I'm one on one with you...your gonna be made a fool of. I'm going to embarrass you and make you wonder if your worthy to even be there. Odds are on my side already and with superior stick handling and trickery....you don't stand a chance.
Look at the high scores in lacrosse......it tells the story. Lacrosse is great because of fast moving, high scoring games not even found in ice hockey.
Attackmen #1
Midfielders #2
Defense #3
Goalies #4
Let the flaming begin >>>> :angry
goalieskcickay
05-31-2004, 09:16 AM
*Flaming* Listen buddy, attack sit on their @$$es down field while the d, mids, and goalie are saving their butts in a game.
Not when I'm playing the game with my team. Most of the time, the ball is down my end as a result of the hard working other positions.....that then is were the 3 G's come into effect.
Thank God for those other positions. :agree
SharpShooter3
05-31-2004, 03:15 PM
defense is the backbone of the team
lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol. Are you serious, without a goalie you would all be screwed.
kryptic
05-31-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Dpolelax
whoa whoa whao. what is this. defense is the backbone of the team. attackmen may be quicker but we make up for that with a 6 foot stick. And smaller, wussy attackmen are just easier to knock over. nothing more to say other than defense is the best out there. :agree
^^^not always...we have like a 5'2"/120lbs varsity attackmen, he's a finisher, but when he dodges its like a 50% chance of the def getting a penalty because he's so easy to pushover
and in a scrimmage the other team called a "special 9" play (9 is my number) where they would lock on me as tight as possible, when i heard this i turned to my teammate and said "ok, time for running" i ran this guy so hard for like a minute or two...sprinting where ever, but still in the play...i ended up getting the ball and scoring on him...
anjang86
05-31-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by kryptic
^^^not always...we have like a 5'2"/120lbs varsity attackmen, he's a finisher, but when he dodges its like a 50% chance of the def getting a penalty because he's so easy to pushover
and in a scrimmage the other team called a "special 9" play (9 is my number) where they would lock on me as tight as possible, when i heard this i turned to my teammate and said "ok, time for running" i ran this guy so hard for like a minute or two...sprinting where ever, but still in the play...i ended up getting the ball and scoring on him...
Ian Dingman was probably bigger than any of the longpoles on Syracuse...
Originally posted by SharpShooter3
lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol. Are you serious, without a goalie you would all be screwed.
:laugh Goalies are there to stop what they can. They are like the "car alarm" put on alot of vehicles. They kept the honest ....honest ! In other words, they stop the easy stuff.
Just like with car alarms....... if someone that knows what they are doing comes along, it is nothing more than a walk in the park to steal the car.
JMokan
06-03-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by bigDman
i play longpole and i am realy fast and i am not dump ethir
hahaha, I caught the joke, thanks for the laugh! ;)
Anyways, I think it's great when DMan talk trash, someone once said something like "I hope the nearest hospital is within a mile or so, your gonna need it shrimp"
I just smile and be extremely polite with my responses....
"Whatever you say sunshine!"
"Time to die shrimp"
I don't say too much, but in that situation we were man up and this guy decides he's gonna come out and try to kill me. I crank up and shoot as hard as I can, and my follow through hits the guy on the arm. I think he may have fractured something, he didn't come back in. I just meant to get him playing more loose, but ah well. Next guy comes in, he's talkin trash. Says somthing similar like "tell your mom to call 911 now." So I say "hey who's #19 over there? His name's Johnny, right? See Johnny's arm? Stay away from my shot." Then just smile, the kid stayed away.
SharpShooter3
06-04-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Mark
:laugh Goalies are there to stop what they can. They are like the "car alarm" put on alot of vehicles. They kept the honest ....honest ! In other words, they stop the easy stuff.
Just like with car alarms....... if someone that knows what they are doing comes along, it is nothing more than a walk in the park to steal the car.
Sad but true, that is why I also play attack (damn good one too)
stxlcr18
06-04-2004, 06:31 PM
yea buddy hat trick is attack specialty
CuseLax18
06-15-2004, 12:12 PM
longpoles arent slow, and if they are, they should be quick. Attackmen should be quick and fast
LaxGoalie28
06-21-2004, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by lizlax22
i'll give u the backbone part cuz i agree with u there... there's a saying "attack wins games, defense wins championships" but easy on the wussy stuff lol
isnt it attack sells tickets defense wins games
D4lax
06-21-2004, 09:15 AM
id like to see one of y'all attack yield a long stick
SharpShooter3
06-21-2004, 10:53 AM
I can, and I am only 5'5, biatch
LAXG0D12
06-21-2004, 12:29 PM
Defensive men have long poles cause they are Compensating for something... WE ALL KNOW YOU GUYS ARE SMALL
LaxGoalie28
06-21-2004, 05:49 PM
one thing goalies rule