Dream Job

[FPlaxer]

So other than Pro-lacrosse players what would your guys dream jobs be?

[The Chariot]

Executioner.

[zak]

Because thats not creepy at all....

I think it would be cool to be like an Ambassador or something. Thats not really my dream job but one I sort of thought up just now.

[QuickStick7]

HAHAHA chariot, i would be a pro-70's disco, pink shorts, olympic rollerskate champion of the world....hell ya

[Ventral]

The guy who shoots chickens out of a cannon at airplanes, to test the windshield intergity.

[Zecher]

A Rock Star! :crazy:
SWAT Team! :guns:
I really don't know, I'm just naming things that come to mind.

Executioner.Because thats not creepy at all....AHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:

[Mavido]

I wana be the guy that gets to interview strippers..

[Despise Purity]

I always thought SWAT was kind of cool, or the riot police. But that wont happen now...

[Jpettit25]

Employee of the DoD.. It's more than a dream at this point, though.. Does that count?

[stegmakk]

Hey...interviewing strippers will give you tendonitits in the wrist from juggling the...anyway...

My dream job? Lax TV or radio personality where I can unleash my opinions on the world muhahahaha...
Or the owner of the first and only lacrosse brewpub in a lazy relaxed part of cali...
Crease Slide Stout...Baggataway India Pale Ale (I know wrong India but hey it sounds good)...
Behind the Back Bitter...

[roycegracie47]

I'd like to either write for National Geo or become a Professor of East Asian Studies (this is what I have my BA in and I plan on continuing it to get my Masters hopefully within the next year or so).

of course if I win the lottery I'm opening a bar....big IF

[FCLax]

i'm sorta with stegs on this one, but instead i'd have a restaraunt...behind the back burgers, splitdodge spaghetti, fastbreak fries, and shut out shakes...yea, corny, i know :)

but really, to be the owner of a design company that specialized in lacrosse, designing jerseys, logos, sites, banners, etc for teams or tournies...

[MrTibs]

The guy who shoots chickens out of a cannon at airplanes, to test the windshield intergity.

Been watchin Blue collar rides again have we?

My dream job would involve just traveling all over the world all the time whenever i wanted. Dont know what job that would be but i would be all over whatever it is.

[lax_crazy027]

Been watchin Blue collar rides again have we?

My dream job would involve just traveling all over the world all the time whenever i wanted. Dont know what job that would be but i would be all over whatever it is.

maybe a pilot? cus thats my dream job

[jedimasterPIMP]

This is an easy one, my dream job would to be the guy that takes the pictures for the SI swim suit issue or a playboy photographer, both would be nice.

[Despise Purity]

maybe a pilot? cus thats my dream job


you thinking about going to Daniel Webster? I go there right now for ATC...

so I'm guessing this would be my real dream job, since that is what I am studying...

[ptglax7]

maybe own my own business, that would be sweet, or my own resturaunt, i want to own something of my own or be the ceo of a car co. (gm)

[Frndlefire]

Non-realistic: give me 10 Mil to allocate to whomever I feel most deserves it. You do this, you do that, you get this, you get that...go-go professional philanthropist...


psuedo-realistic: Film making. Very stressful and I'm not really into the Hollywood glamour thing, but god that would be a sweet job. go-go Director Liam. (oh...you all just wait!)

[Radioactive Ape]

either a musician, be on my most local swat team, or...
a photographer/cameraman for playboy..
come on thats the best job you take pictures of boobies all day.

[zak]

Seriously i would never want to be a playboy photographer cause it would so ruin boobs for me. "Hey lets have sex." "Eh your no supermodel that I see naked every single day so im going to have to say no." ::throws drinks at me::

[liveforlax19]

i think acting would be kool...

or a member of the green berets

[GIattack]

an athletic trainer for a college or pro lacrosse team. or gym teacher

[HdGLaxWarrior]

I want to be a stock broker.

[laxgirl45]

Hmm...work at McDonalds!! No jk.....

Umm an ER doctor

[bayhawkslax216]

psychiatrist or child psychiatrist... maybe a doc, or an engineer - i am decent at math - , or something with film... i dunno

[QuickStick7]

.........you guys are crazy, everyone wants to be a pro-70's disco, pink shorts, olympic rollerskate champion of the world...

[AXL]

psychiatrist or child psychiatrist... maybe a doc, or an engineer - i am decent at math - , or something with film... i dunno
I plan on being an engineer.............

Does a dream job have to include that job's average salary? Firefighter if it doesnt, because that would just be hardcore... Otherwise i would go with engineer since I like math and logical problems.

[MassLax25]

I've always wanted to be a writer.

[Lacrosstitute]

I have no clue. Maybe just a guy who gets money for sitting around or something.

[fenwicklax89]

come on hands down..... im gonna be professional NASCAR pit crew member ( i wanna be the one who hands the driver a water bottle via a long pole)

[oregon D]

I want to be the president of a mp3 player company located in Tokyo and on the side of that have my own clothing brand.


Get lots of Yen.
In one of the few coolest places on earth.
You can hook friends up with free mp3's and free clothes.

If not that then I would like to be Paul Van Dyk's camera man, for his dvd's.

Get to travel all around the world and go on his tour and get paid for filming random stuff.

[LHSlaxNfootball]

architect, swat team, NFL would be nice but thats not gonna happen

[lilaxgurl23]

Hmm probably some kinf of doctor, most likely with kids. But I am also thinking about something like the CIA/FBI ext. But I don't know, nothing with the arts that is for sure.

[laxman359]

Sniper...or just an assasin, mob boss, bookie, hitman,drug lord, something along those lines

[LL71]

I'd like to be a gym teacher.......

[Ventral]

My real dream job would be the, the guy who drives Ferraris hard on a track untill the engin blows up.

[blckout20]

Casino dealer, SWAT team, Gym Teacher, Lax Coach, Bartender, Male Stripper, Lead singer of a rock band, car designer, Pro poker player, professional lottery winner, pro surfer, owner of a surf company...

[LowRida]

How bout' an player agent, the name sounds cool. Agent...

[iplaylax22]

swat i love the movie and the concept

[CSlax06]

Indy car driver, kinda corny but its my dream

[Frndlefire]

does Independantly Wealthy count as a job?

[slinkyspine]

Pornstar.



Enjoi let this go even though its extra words I think anymore typing would take away the effictivness of my stupididty thanks

[roycegracie47]

does Independantly Wealthy count as a job?
It goes right along with my financial plan to become a trophy husband/kept man.

[Levin]

My dream job is a Pilot/ Officer for the United States Marine Corps

Though i wouldn't mind being a History Teacher/ Lacrosse coach.

[goalie1215]

king of the united states

[hitmenrule]

I would like to become Dictator of the World and rule with an iron fist.

[Snake~eyes]

My Dream Job: Retired

[laxfootball34]

my dream ob:play for miami dolphins

[Admiral Awsome]

Vigilante or professional Time Traveller (like Peabody and Sherman (or was it herman?)).

[tiplax]

i would be a pro basketball player or a sports writer/columnist(sp)

[Brandon303]

I'd love to own my own Lacrosse Shop. I think that would be the sweetest thing ever. I probably wouldn't sell much because I'd bring it all back to my house and use it.

[shooter]

Naval Officer, or a Formula 1 Driver.

[NC-LACROSSE]

play in a good band, or own a bunch of companies and hire somone to work for me and then take the money and live in california or flordia weres theres the beach

[dillz18]

I would love to do something within lacrosse like own my own lax store or be a rep. for a lax company, work for a company and go around to schools and camps or something like that. If not lax then a sports trainer or scout. Or maybe a lawyer or stock broker.

Whatever im gonna do im gonna be rakin in the big buck$

[ekajsk8er]

Rockstar. Play guitar all day, which I do most of the time, and get paid to do it. Nothing sweeter than that.

[longpole]

Illegal arms dealer ... see lord of war
Snowboard patrol
own a site like rocket pocket

[laxkay841]

I would like to be an athletic trainer. Preferably end up working with either college lacrosse teams or MLL etc,. If that didn't work out, I think I'd like to be a lacrosse coach...maybe a model...but that wouldn't happen.

[hulllaxplayer]

toilet salesman...

[GBaschski]

Author for sure. You work your own hours writing books, and let your agent sell them for you. definitely my dream job, unfortunately it only works out if people buy your books.

[moondog]

Basketball/lacrosse commentator or high school principal or superintendent.

[RockfordAttack9]

Anchor on Sportscenter (600th Post!).

[marflax33]

Assassin, Fly fishing guide(wow im cool). umm, what else. huge buisness man, or not even working at all.

[mustang_lax]

Architect, Engineer, Calculus teacher & lacrosse coach, Licensed Contractor, Hitman (Leon from "The Professional")

[titanslax]

Ever seen 'Any Given Sunday'? Remember that part where that really old sports trainer gets fired by Al Pacino because he changed the results of that DE neck report? Well he turns to the younger Trainer and go's "Didn't you ever have a dream?" and the trainer goes "I'm living it." That job right there is defiently my dream job. I want to go into teh field of medicene really really bad. And i recently found out its not becasue of the money. For a long time it was, but I want to really help people. Working with pro football players would just be a cherry on top that pie.

[Levin]

Naval Officer, or a Formula 1 Driver.

its good to see someone else with ambitions to be a Military Officer.

[Falconsmikevick]

The most respected dentist in Atlanta

[franks2089]

Getting paid to do whatever the hell I wanted to. Sky diving, scuba diving, lacrosse, going out with girlfriends, etc.

[lax4life6]

id like to open my own lax or hockey store for sure. it would be such a chill job. or maybe a sniper.

[Admiral Awsome]

I forgot to add one that was given in my aptitutde test: "Your results gave you no applicable job". That's right the career I would be best at would be being a slacker/moocher off of friends and family. WOOO!

[aussielax]

Illegal arms dealer ... see lord of war

Yeah that would be a sweet job, just like Yuri Orolov i think i would prefer to be an actual warlord though. Or a hitman that would be sick to.

[zachm90]

I would like to be a sperm donor. I saw a thing on 60 minutes a few weeks ago about how this guy was able to pay for med school by being a sperm donor. He got paid $50 each time he donated sperm and he did it around 200 times a year.

[drifter8027]

hitman/assassin or someone who plays lacrosse for about 20 minutes and gets paid like 20 trillion dollars per second of playing lacrosse...then live off of the interest.....

[laxpro]

^^^^^^^^^^
or all day and get paid 20 trillion

[buccs24]

Delta force hands down

[RichWutLax]

firefighter

[ramslac05]

be a sports agent
millions of dollars u meet a bunch of famous ppl

[Volpelax89]

Next coach of Duke basketball

[HdGLaxWarrior]

Investor. Like Warren Buffett.

[Blackhawk]

Navy Seal. Those guys are pimps.

[ninja man 111]

UFC fighter, godfather

[mikecoyle]

So other than Pro-lacrosse players what would your guys dream jobs be?
Pro golfer....

[Aussie_kid]

be one of the guys on PTI i reckon would be cool

[swordsman]

PRESIDENT/SENATOR

I would do all kinds of kick@^$ junk. Who won the "10k/week for life" lottery and has a law degree. Who plays pick-up lax games in front of white house with anyone who wants. And if someone pulls BS than i call the secret service on there holes!

UNION LEADER/LOBBIST

[Wubbie]

Professional Dungeons and Dragons player... My level 120 Blackmage will slaughter over all... =/

[Texlax33]

Nascar Driver would be pretty sweet, and i've always wanted to own my own Pet Store or Sporting Goods Store.

[Big_DALZIEL]

:crazy: porno star or stunt man

[JVCrusader]

SEAL
SWAT Sniper (50 caliber all the way)
Drag Racer
Stunt man
guy who jumps out of coastguard helecopters
politician
vice president (your just like the president but no-one wants you dead)

[ghs/wylax]

sports photographer*

*successful

[wolfie8914]

Id want to be a bigtime lobbyist in DC—like the head lobbyist workin for a big firm.

Or an extremely successful trial lawyer.

[lokiinspired]

I want to be a writer. Not journalism or anything like that - either writing novels or scripts for movies/television.

Or a successful photographer. I don't know what kind or what for, but it would be really cool.

[newbielaxer]

hmmmm dram job????????????
definately explosive demolition expert get to play with tnt all day mmmmmm fun!!!!!!!

[1brokebrother]

Extreme Sports cinema photographer.. Move over Warren Miller

[drifter8027]

^^^^^^^^^^
or all day and get paid 20 trillion

Nah dude you killed it

[gigo567]

I would be a Gigolo!

[TallLax]

I would be on Jackass, the show. That has got to be the easiest, most fun job ever, haha.

[Lacrosstitute]

professional sperm donor

[telemaster1952]

session bass player int tennessee

[livin4lax09]

SI photographer

[fitzy_nb_11]

I'd like to do forensic sciences or design shoes and such for air jordan.

[smooth87]

A pilot or stunt car driver. Possibly a mob enforcer.
I need my speed fix.

[Eric]

I would want to just get paid for throwing insane out-of-controll parties with LOTS of WOMEN not girls but WOMEN. And a insane amout of BEER for the masses. But if that dont work out professional Lottery player

[LaxLlama8]

Movie critic, book publisher, or American Idol judge. Any place that I get to crush somebody's life dream with a dismissal flick of the wrist and a witty comment. I'm a cynical little freak. :bawling:

[mrmccool]

One I've thought about is having a chain of concert house/bar type places all over the country. I'd have a hammock above the stages somewhere and a private jet. I would fly around and listen to jams in my hammock and invite all the bands I want to see. Then I would start planning festivals....

[PearlJam9]

realisticaly i would say like someone who owns a lax store

[LaxCrazy17]

Dream job......... the person who mops up the sweat on the basketball court, video game tester, writer?

[Buzz1991]

:drool: I would love to be a lax coach or pocket doctor

[vikinglax3522]

i would be a writer wether it be books or like a journalist it dosnt matter or i would want to work for ESPN it wouldnt matter if i was behind the scenes or in the action i just want to do something with sports

[roxgaeld51]

I know I want to stay somewhere in sports, maybe design lax equipment, advertise the sport, or even just open a lax store like the rest of you.

Hey, if we all opened one lax store under the same name, we would make millions, since we are all over the US, Canada, Australia, etc. of course I get the largest chunk of change because it was my idea.

[iplaylax22]

lapd swat team

[laxboy4]

my dream job would be working for BMW or Mercedes designing cars. That would be wicked sick designing cars for those car companies

[1brokebrother]

they guy that picks which girls are in rap videos..

can ya say"drop it like it's hot baby"

[spencerportlax5]

pro lax nuf said

[LTlaxfan]

I honestly want to coach lacrosse. Lame answer, but I've done it a couple times now and it's so much fun! Otherwise, I'm going into marketing which is kind of like advertising, like how you sell your product to the public, so I get to make sweet commercials and such. I'm going with a combo of the two.

[gaels_laxer_33]

well if i couldnt be a pro laxer...then id have to say.......um.......lawyer marine biologist or......athletic director or lacrosse coach at some university

[LpLaX_10]

sniper for the FBI or Military or sumthin like that..

[laxmiddie29]

FDNY firefighter

[Mad-Max]

federal agent....

[MDlaxin69]

i dunno... some rich old guy with a mansion and a trophy wife... no in all seriousness my nexy choice down from pro lax would be pro basketball.

[laxmiddie29]

for some reason my other post didnt show up...
but i wana be an FDNY firefighter, and whike living in NY ill start a NYC MLL team

[chsattack22]

own my own lax store, every piece of lax equipment, custom stringing and dyeing, and a screenprinting business right there for custom uni's....oh yea, the dream

[CtLax]

GM or work for an NFL team

[LoyolaMiddie878]

hugh hefner's job...wtv his title is / pro lax player / superhero....

that would be sweet...

[baggataway20]

Get out of high school/ college.... work as a private driver for a upscale hotel out west in the fresh snow powder mountain!!! Get a free all mountain all season pass. Do that for two years. Then head off to the carribbean or the red sea of the jigi or galapogos. Work as a dive master for a few years. Then get back to the real world and work in NYC. Then move to bonaire and buy a really big house on the mountain looking out on the water with the money that you can but a crappy house here. Then retire and scuba dive on bonaire for the rest of my life.

[UVAlaxer432]

Jesus aka the savior to the world!\

Wait no, I am already that

[berger1227]

im going to have to agree with being a trophy husband

[livinglegend]

work in one of those booths at a parking lot. where people have to pay you to go in and out, and one thats not busy at all so i can just sit in that booth and watch tv all day and press a button everyonce in a while to let a car in or out talk about the greatest job ever. but my wifes gotta be rich and nice looking because i dont think you get paid that much to do that

[lax21goalie2008]

video game tester...
you get paid to play video games...i think thats pretty sweet
or a pornstar.

[Live4It]

Own and operate a successful buisness, probably a lacrosse store, that would, no... that is gonna be sweet.

[benjamming18]

my dream job would be working for BMW or Mercedes designing cars. That would be wicked sick designing cars for those car companies

You stole mine :angry:

That would be sweet....

[theonly]

Go to Europe, design a bunch of cars and have them manufactured as my own car company. Id even give it some really cool name, maybe like...Viedow

Maybe a world-renowned chef if that doesn't work out

[shoebag2000]

Be the third Mythbuster.
Iron Chef Judge.
Ski tester.
Lacrosse coach.
Secret shopper (person gets paid to buy stuff and then grades the store and keeps the stuff).

[Live4It]

Be the third Mythbuster.Iron Chef Judge.
Ski tester.
Lacrosse coach.
Secret shopper (person gets paid to buy stuff and then grades the store and keeps the stuff).
Isn't there already like 4 other than the 2 main ones, or are they just like assistants who don't count as the actual "mythbusters".

[shoebag2000]

Yeah, there is assistants, but I want to be a main one, that plans out all the stuff and gets to press the button that blows things up and such. Plus, Kari (the redhead) is fine.

[Live4It]

Yeah, there is assistants, but I want to be a main one, that plans out all the stuff and gets to press the button that blows things up and such. Plus, Kari (the redhead) is fine.
That would be pretty fun, like picking the myths, there was one I found I wanted to see tested, and on their website you can suggest them, but it's actualy a forum and thye probably rarely see the suggestions, but it would be pretty cool.

[WestSideLa X eR]

Architect with my own firm and enough money to be able to actually design and build the stuff that I want.

Work for google

Work for any top consulting/banking firm a la The Pursuit of Happyness

Creative designer for any big company

[NC_Goalie_Girl]

Naval officer
Or an astronaut would be sick also

[Vikinglax43]

My dream job would definantly be owning my own lax company I would make evrything gloves, shafts, shirts, heads... I already a have a name and some drawings

[mdawg]

my dream job...ohhh wait i am studying for my dream job right now. computer animation/video game production.

[Riot]

I think it would be cool to be a lawyer.

[SPmiddie19]

the president

[B-NASTY107]

pro snowboarder or I want that guy on fifth gears job, the one who gets to test drive all the super nice cars

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

Some field in Kinesiology. Mabey become a personal fitness trainer or a gym teacher.

[THALAX]

Either a repo man. Or a tuna cowboy. Both are equally cool.

[PearlJam9]

My Dream Job: Retired
YEAHHHHHHHHH BROTHER i so agree lay around and forget what day of the week i was YEAH......i cant wait

[New Lax Love84]

A Doctor. That sounds dumb, because almost anyone can be a doctor. But its something that I've always wanted to do. And its like one of those dreams, that I can actually like.. do.
That make any sense?

[Riot]

A Doctor. That sounds dumb, because almost anyone can be a doctor. But its something that I've always wanted to do. And its like one of those dreams, that I can actually like.. do.
That make any sense?
Eh, not anybody can be a doctor.

I want to have so much money that I can hire a maid to be my laundry basket.

[raykessler]

superman, that would be a pretty sweet job.

[shooter]

A Doctor. That sounds dumb, because almost anyone can be a doctor. But its something that I've always wanted to do. And its like one of those dreams, that I can actually like.. do.
That make any sense?
:wow: :WTF:
lol there must be something wrong with the American medical system

[dillz18]

YEAHHHHHHHHH BROTHER i so agree lay around and forget what day of the week i was YEAH......i cant wait

OH my god. My grandpa came over (who recently retired at age like 65-69ishh) today after school to pick something up and he goes Dylan, what's today, Thursday, Friday? I was like no, it's Monday, and he goes oh, well, sucks to be you. I'm gonna go home an have a beer and watch tv! Man I wish I was retired. :flamed: (He's one of those "Cool" grandpa's that still think they're like twenty. He actually went skydiving for my uncles bachelor party last summer.)

Edit:

BTW, shooter: There's a lot of stuff wrong with the American medical system, well, there's actually a lot of stuff wrong with pretty much anything American, but anyway, no, not everybody can become a doctor; barely anyone can become a doctor.

[Riot]

BTW, shooter: There's a lot of stuff wrong with the American medical system, well, there's actually a lot of stuff wrong with pretty much anything American, but anyway, no, not everybody can become a doctor; barely anyone can become a doctor.
ya the american medical system is centurians behind other countries

[emersonlax]

i`d want to be a engineer or a pilot or own a resturant

[justlaxin484]

i really want to be an architect, one that does high end custom homes and what not. the way i figure it, they're always going to be a ton of rich people who want nice homes, and i like designing those homes so two and two make four in this one. And of course i would coach the local highschool lax team on the side...

[RockfordAttack9]

Sportcenter Anchor

[shenanigans_lax]

I plan to be jesus? jk maybe a trophy husband/ kept man or a trust fund baby

[riddlebox]

a porn star

[Riot]

a porn star
It's not as cool as you'd think. You know they have to retake scenes and stuff like that? It would get old pretty quick. It's not like they walk in, have sex with a beautiful woman, and leave.

[riddlebox]

You know they have to retake scenes and stuff like that?


that makes it even better!!!

[Riot]

that makes it even better!!!
I personally think it would get old pretty quickly.

[faceofflax15]

I want to be a lawyer for a professional sports player.

[Fudd]

my dream job is to work for Google...because not only can you say to everyone, "Yea, i work for Google" but they also have the greatest cafeteria in the world...says some magazine....i have been there and let me tell you that they are right....and they have a enormous open plaza for anything...(Lacrosse)....and it is the most chill place ever.....and they have this philosophy about not being more that a hundred feet away from food at any time, so not only do they have a great cafe, but food just lying around every where......and....and.....the list goes on

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9915/logo1e5dc7d4sy.th.jpg (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=logo1e5dc7d4sy.jpg)

[faceofflax15]

ya the american medical system is centurians behind other countries
That better be a piss poor attempt at sarcasm Riot..

We have one of if not the most advanced medical system.

[RgLax]

hmm like riddlebox maybe a pornstar
or a pro video game player- lost of $$ in that
own a restaurant
or design/ be a contracter of custom homes

[Riot]

That better be a piss poor attempt at sarcasm Riot..

We have one of if not the most advanced medical system.
The horrible grammar and obvious spelling mistakes weren't obvious enough? :WTF:

[abomb]

a high school teacher would be fun despite they get payed dirt...

[Laxer1241]

Start up an international lacrosse team in France because im french...then once established make it into the countries second most popular sport(after soccer of course) and coach their team lead them to a gold medal become a international lacrosse hero there then open a shop or resturant there while continuing coaching..... sounds crazy but it is my ultimate job.

[ctl4lax]

Sportscenter (Stuart Scott lives down the street), or a big ESPN show anchor, or an agent like Drew Rosenhaus

[Live4It]

that makes it even better!!!
nah, I'm thinkning it would suck, (no pun intended) you would like be in the middle and the director or whatever would be like "CUT, let's try that scene again".

[meestagoaliemon]

Wow. I don't know. More than anything, I would like to be either a musican(meaning a famous bassist with the band I'm currently in) or possibly a U.S. Marine. If I end up being one of those two, I will feel like I fufilled my purpose in life.

[LaxCrazy17]

Working at Cedar point as a rider operator. It gives good ways to get back at people you hate!! lol

[WPCLAX14]

I want to be the guy that writes all the Ms on the M+M's by hand with a little brush