Hahaha - very funny letter

[bayhawkslax216]

This thing cracks me up:

Dear President Bush:

Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off
here in California, so we're leaving you.
California will now be its own country. And we're
taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are
not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, all of the
North East States, and the urban half of Ohio.

We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will
be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to
us in the new country of California. In fact, God is
so excited about it, she's going to shift
the whole country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday.
Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be
back in their states by then. God is going to give us
the Pacific Ocean and Hollywood. In addition, we're
getting San Diego. (Sorry, that's just how it goes.)
But God is letting you have the KKK and country music
(except the Dixie Chicks).

Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-war. Speaking
of war, we're going to need all Blue States citizens
back from Iraq. If you need people to fight in
Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have
tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths
for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you
don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming
home.

So, you get Texas and all the former slave states, and
we get the Governator and stem cell research. (We
would love you to take Britney Spears off our hands,
though. She IS from the south, right?)

Since we get New York, you'll have to come up with
your own late night TV shows because we get MTV,
Letterman, the Daily Show, and Conan O'Brien. You
get... well, why don't you ask your people at Fox News
to come up with something entertaining? (Maybe you
should just watch Crossfire. That's a really funny
show.)

We wish you all the best in the next four years and we
hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of
mass destruction. Seriously.¬?
Soon.

Sincerely,
California

[Mavido]

im moving NOW! i dont want to get stuck in the United states of Bush..

[franks2089]

Thats hilarious where did you get it?

[exile lacrosse]

haha thats great. im glad i live in ny, i dont have to move anywhere im included in the package. nice.

[PompLax14]

The sad part about it is, that if Bush actually recieved this letter and read it, he may think it is real and declare war on California. Wait, does this also mean that Arnold is our new leader??? :WTF:

I hate to break it to you but the president is much more intelligent than you. Obviously you realized this letter was a fake, as would he.

[phslax007]

i think its pretty sad that 3-4 months after hes elected so many people are still whining and being immature about him being president.

[OutBurst]

This thing cracks me up:
Just so we're clear, the country of California will be
pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and anti-war. Speaking
of war, we're going to need all Blue States citizens
back from Iraq. If you need people to fight in
Falujah, just ask your evangelical voters. They have
tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths
for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you
don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming
home.


I did not find any of this funny but a really sad attempt at political humor. I feel as though a Freshman in high school composed this letter to the President after watching any Michael Moore film or reading any book written by Michael Moore.

It is more than obvious that this new "country" wouldn't last because of it being pro-choice, pro-gay "marriage," and anti-war. Hmm, Left and Right Wing ideals being the basis of a new country? Hardy har har. Won't last. Dumb topic. Discussion ended.

[1/2man1/2amazin]

The letter lacks any comical value, but why are people acting like George Bush and his administration are valuable at all? They totally f'ed up everything Clinton did, and I dont care who you are (democrat or republican), Clinton did good things.

[BTlaxripper]

Wow, you guys still aren't getting over the fact that you lost the election and that America is revealing it's masses of voters with conservative, Christian moral values?

Conservatives, let me rally you to this cause:
annoy a liberal--
Work
Succeed
and Be Happy

Democrats are the minority, and they are just pissed that their party has gone down the poop shoot. It's funny, because at a time when they should be adapting to the new "neo conservatives taking over the country and trampaling constitutional rights", they elect Dean the head of their party.

But I'm happy, because appointing that poor excuse for a politician isn't going to win you the White House, or gain you and seats in the Senate.

A toast, to the death of the Democratic Party, and a long, fruitful, and successful reign of the Grand Ole Party.

[OutBurst]

When are the Whigs coming back? I liked the Whigs...

[Mavido]

Im personaly a Bull-Moose Supporter.. Go Rosovelt!

[Mavido]

Any state would have voted for the Govenator.. other wise he would go all crazy beast mode on them and kill everybody, duh dont you watch movies?

[BTlaxripper]

hm... the whigs, trying to remember what happened to them.

If ole cranial organ serves me correctly, the whigs became southern democrats who then became free soilers who then became republicans, who then changed their ideals and....

ah.... forget it, following the progression of political parties is hard to follow.

[Zecher]

im moving NOW! i dont want to get stuck in the United states of Bush..
123 :thumbsup:

[wayzatalax2008]

f' yall bush rocks and that letter isn't funny at all. how could that make you all laugh. its boring

[zak]

Hey look!!!


No one cares....

Seriously though, if that was true I would so let cali go if they took the Dixie Chicks. I hate those chicks.