OutBurst
03-12-2005, 04:31 PM
So anyways, I get to my indoor game today and realize that I completely forgot my game shorts! I am like, woah. Since I was in jeans I couldn't really play in those so I went to the pro shop to buy any pair I could find. So I pull out this pair that looked cheap and asked how much it was. $24.95! I was like, "Hold the phone man, I forgot my shorts so I just need a pair to tide me over." So he's like, "Well, we have a special sale going on for anything green." He reaches over and pulls these hideous shiny-green soccer shorts and hands them to me saying, "These are on sale." I was like, "Hell yeah, hook me up with those." Now, let me remind you, my school colors are red and black with me wearing a red jersey and black socks with red cleats. I threw those puppies on and modelled them to my girlfriend who absolutely hated them. I was like, "This is my contribution to St. Patrick's Day." Then she was like, "You're Hungarian..."
Anways, so I played my game which included some nasty saves and some times where I absolutely got owned. At this moment, Radioactive Ape and my girlfriend were following me as I went to put my gear in my truck. Since I never took the tag off the shorts and had the receipt I was like, "I'm going to take these back! Muahahahaha!" All this while I noticed the owner that I bought the shorts from left. So we walk in like the gang we are and I am like, "Yo, I wanna return these because they don't really match my skin complexion." So the peeps behind the counter have absolutely no idea how to credit a credit card so I go and try on some gloves. 10 minutes later one of the kids comes up to me and has me sign this thing, I get handed my card and a credit reciept and walk out the door.
Ohh yeah, there's my story. I did have pictures thanks to my girlfriend but as I was transferring them to my computer, they got accidently deleted. Sorry guys, but I looked like a leprechaun! Ohh yeah baby!
Anways, so I played my game which included some nasty saves and some times where I absolutely got owned. At this moment, Radioactive Ape and my girlfriend were following me as I went to put my gear in my truck. Since I never took the tag off the shorts and had the receipt I was like, "I'm going to take these back! Muahahahaha!" All this while I noticed the owner that I bought the shorts from left. So we walk in like the gang we are and I am like, "Yo, I wanna return these because they don't really match my skin complexion." So the peeps behind the counter have absolutely no idea how to credit a credit card so I go and try on some gloves. 10 minutes later one of the kids comes up to me and has me sign this thing, I get handed my card and a credit reciept and walk out the door.
Ohh yeah, there's my story. I did have pictures thanks to my girlfriend but as I was transferring them to my computer, they got accidently deleted. Sorry guys, but I looked like a leprechaun! Ohh yeah baby!