Whats the Stupidest Equipment Name?

[socal laxdawg16]

really not a fan of the ballhog.but that thing is horrible so the name fits

[MACDADDY]

really not a fan of the ballhog.but that thing is horrible so the name fits
why? too wide?
not offset enough for you?

im going to have to go with supaflys.
their ad is also the most retarded one ive ever seen as well.

[dalaxmandef3]

the davinci has got to be the worse name ever for lacrosse anything

[laxmister22]

defintely the superflys or the stiffi.. The ads for the stiffi make absolutely no sense. The superflys are the same as superfreaks, macs, etc.

[UnCH33l]

gait oracle gait fuel two bad ones

[RedWolfLax13]

i dont see why you guys dont like the name swizzle, its for g's. I think Proton Power is stupid..it sound like some super hero weapon or somthing. kinda THUNDER CATS. but PROTON POWER

[thisvato516]

SNATCH.....cuz it reminds me of a uh....u kno

[HVlaxa7]

definitly the stiffi

[david8072]

dolomite and all the othe4r warrior products that they stole from 70's movies

[Lax4life528]

warrior fatboy
and
warrior stiffi

[JJLAX18]

funny thing about this i have a swizzle titanium with a rock-it pocket deuce head hah

[UNCLax12]

nutt hutt definetly haha

[Stach]

Swizzle, wow I really hate that word.

[jakelaidlaw]

o.. we know how to use both hands alright , all you guys have to worry about is actually not losing to us by 5+ goals all the time. Canadians rule, so do americans, but canadians rule more, but so do americans. I just got insulted man.

[jakelaidlaw]

canadians only know how to use thier right hand (thats what i heard)

also i dont like the deuce it makes me think of stewy from family guy cause he always says what the deuce

o.. we know how to use both hands alright , all you guys have to worry about is actually not losing to us by 5+ goals all the time. Canadians rule, so do americans, but canadians rule more, but so do americans. I just got insulted man. dont mess with canadians and we wont mess with u. We do what we have to do.

[jakelaidlaw]

the torque is a cool head and cool name, i dunno about the name stiffi, but the head looks WICKED, i wanna get one. I might try it out on longpole but it looks like the pocket will be high, which i like, but only for box.

[wmaclax]

landing strip mesh

[gtodude]

the nut hut

[kgoal95]

Snatch is a good name becuase its a goalie head and so is eclipes th worst is
the nut hut lol

[Uber Lax]

the woodrow, a total waste of money and a bad name.

liquid metal, Gait made this. Liquid makes it sound soft so why would anyone buy it?

[laxmaster11]

how is torque a stupid name

[laxgoaliebm16]

landing strip is pretty bad, who want that around any way i would not pay for it to be there. i guess it relates to mesh that way something extra that you dont even want to be there. ... the boards have gotten very sexual lately haha

[Topcorners]

Ice, levitation, fuel, motive, Wonderboy is my favorite haha

the best time is Clutch, I mean come on who isnt clutch.

[Dub C lacrosse]

The brine skeet hahahaha.
The penitrator and stiffi are just... grow up?

[Hollister28]

ballhog, nut hutt, laxstar, identity, ROTOR, av-8, eraser?, motive, rocket, wizard,triton, web, icon, sential, mission, bionic, abyss, mojo lmao, savage, harpoon, snatch, splatter, I-beam?, contender, woodrow, intrepid, da vinci, formula, chopper, hypno, patriot, all i can thinkof that are bad names

[brainddeadjock]

Almost anything Warrior

Stiffi, Mojo, Snatch, Maroonski, Super Freaks, Mac Daddy, Super Fly, Dolomite, Woodrow, Orange Krush, Kind Green, Chrome magnon, purple haze, Penitrator, Nut Hutt

[THE_1protector]

Swizzle for sure. Best name. Harrow title IX...that cracks me up.

actually title IX is an appropriate name for a piece of girls equipment. most if not all guys will look at you like an idiot if you ask them wat title IX is. i wont. it was an act by congress that made any sexual discrimination in anything illegal. its had its biggest impact in high school and college sports, but it goes like this:

"No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance."

it originally had nothing to do with athletics but it has had its most profound impact on high school and college sports, for women. but its not just for women though, it counts for men. so only having a girls volleyball team would be against that. unless there was another sport that was available to only men or the girls volleyball team allowed guys to play on it.

i knew someone(guy) who signed up to play on the field hockey team. coach told him no and not to even argue, that is a crock, you should be able to have the same opps no matter wat hangs or doesnt hang between your legs.

[OwlsLax]

STIFFI.

" It's gonna be HUGE."

[xXx06laxXx]

stiffi, mojo, dealbreaker, wonderboy, macdaddy, mutant, venom just to name a few

[chucktownattack]

Wonderboy. It makes me think of that nasty bread that you get at the gas station.

Also, Warrior's "Rumple PIMP-Skin" leather.

[gtodude]

the stiffi, nuff said

[conorgillhero12]

rhinoskin....

ya thats a stupid name but the pad is beast

[*/ornin\*]

"swankshaft" by stx
its the womens version of a crankshaft

[timbolax]

wizzle brine wooden swizz

[leelax14]

gait oracle
gait asylum
gait fuel
gait thrust
umm i think gait has the worst names for there equipment
and there equipment is far too ugly EVERYTHING

[Mal]

Franchise, idk why just sounds silly.
And Primer, makes me think of white walls..
Oh and dolomite lol.

[zucedamoose]

but its dolomite baby!

[mozilla432]

swizzbeat I think.
I mean, it only connects to the name "swizzle" which is also completely random. It's a cool shaft, but bad name.

[IEatWrapChecks]

Swizz Devil, reminds me of a devil dog
Gait Pheonix Harry Potter anyone?
Anything Warrior

[sjesuitlax]

definitly the Wizzle

[westcoastlaxr30]

what about tha STIFFI?
haha this kid on my team got one and was like
"hey guys, my dad got a stiffi because i was running hard":chuckle:
we all just fell and started cracking up

[tpxmetsfan]

what about the wonderboy? thats a pretty fag name

[Lacr0sse15]

gait nuclear with reactor shaft

[ramgoalie9]

what about the swerve? the stiffi is pretty bad too

[crispy92]

Shoguns: reminds me of samurais
Deft: Makes me feel deaf
and all addidas stuff. What is an "adistrike"

[ramgoalie9]

all addidas stuff. What is an "adistrike"

seriously. adidas stuff blows

[woolax#33]

the warrior stiffi, and the blade F-off. (the orgianal name is face off but some brilliant guy decided to abbreviate it)

[BluejayBlitz9]

pretty much every warrior head
lax star is very creative , lets go back to the drawing board on this one

[bwlax5]

Dolomite is a pretty dumb name

[MilfordOHLax22]

the wizard is a sweet head.... yea the name is gay but it is freakin tight for defense... i make middies disappear when i poke them with it.. haha jk

[faceoffman14]

Stiffi
thats just retarted

[Stoned_Lax]

the davinci has got to be the worse name ever for lacrosse anything

Not that I'm defending the name however if you look at some of Da Vinci's work
(i.e http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man ) then you might understand why a company would use a name like that as the Vitruvian Man is the "perfect" proportioned man and the equipment is supposed to fit like a glove.

which I guess would make a pretty sweet lacrosse player if you had the "perfect" body.

[GeorgeJung]

stiffi, blade f-off, mojo, odb, penitrator, mac daddy, superfly, superfreaks, shocker, rockstar, (brass monkey)

notice a trend?

[mountieslax22]

is there any name that sounds good? i mean they are all kinda dumb

[stickhead35]

i personally dislike the name "comando" its a funny word but strange

[david8072]

I really don't know what the name is all about but the ODB and

laxstar
Talon keeper (It's just soooo unoriginal.)