Whats the Stupidest Equipment Name?

[mdawg]

whats the stupidest name of a piece of gear?


i think the macdaddy is a bad name, and the superfreaks. i also hate the name wizard...it makes it sound childish

[waxon]

the wizard is a good head which makes up for it
octane
macdaddy
money
oz

[staples]

I think deuce is a bad name, it reminds me of number two.

[GIattack]

lol awsome thread. i think the mac daddy, superfreak, and neptune are all silly

[MrTibs]

Swizzle for sure. Best name. Harrow title IX...that cracks me up.

[Paul_Gait_RULZ]

I am gonna have to say swizzle

fo shizzle

[stxbionic42]

duece, laxstar ( just stupid.), and mac daddy, superfreak, neptune. sweet thread!

[Radioactive Ape]

This beats you all. The STX BARNEY!

[FredtheCat]

Laxstar is pretty bad.

[laxfan251]

i would have to go with the duece it sounds too much like a certain feminine product.............

[PuLsE_SpEeD]

i would have to go with the duece it sounds too much like a certain feminine product.............

you mean Lipstick, right?

[GCHSLax04]

Or take a deuce? Number 2.... Quark, the Oz, I had a really good one but I forgot it :(

[bluelax]

rhinoskin....

[SDPirate]

superfreak, vapor, deuce and swizzle.

i really like the word swizzle but i think its a dumb name for shaft

[Hockeylax37]

yeah i'd have to go with the swizzle. But i don't really care about the name, it doesn't really matter, it's just a name.

[Princeton_Rocks]

SPOON!!!!!!!!

[OutBurst]

The Swizzle is the worst name I am aware of.

[titanlaxman]

i dunno the swerve i think is pretty bad for a head. swizzle reall yisnt that bad because i think of a swizzle stick used to stir alcoholic drinks...mmm...yummy. but uhh anyways id have to go with the money being bad, snatch due to certain connotations,AV8...nuff said, the web, the answer, and the ripper. all being just plain wierd for lacrosse sticks.

[laxfan251]

you mean Lipstick, right?

Yes, that is exactly what i meant. and is there really something called a STX Barney..hahahaha

[titanlaxman]

the STX Barney...hmpf. is that a head or a shaft or what?

[DukeLax368]

swizzle....barney

[bm2589]

Any of warrior's recent products.

[extreme lax]

these are all the dumb names I could find: CYBER, FUSE, TORQUE, XACTO, SNATCH, ECLIPSE, MONEY

I like the name REVO EVO and G-FORCE.

[jedimasterPIMP]

Whats the Barney? any pics? I would say the stupidest name would be spoon, Oz (even though its a great stick), duece, and snatch.

[fenwicklax89]

the ballhog.... not bein a team player is a good thing, especially when u have this sweet stick!!

[Radioactive Ape]

the barney is an old old stx head. ill try to look for pics for you guys

[laxman359]

I think deuce is a bad name, it reminds me of number two.
deuce is a sweet name its like your going to sh!t on them (destroy them) i know that sounds gross i think proton is pretty dumb just cause it has to do with chemistry

[titanlaxman]

yeah :thinking: there's nothing like defecating on your opponent. :whyme:

[NorthernViking]

Radioactive..... don't forget Barney's friend, Sam!....another oldie, but goodie!

[Thrillhouse]

http://www.lacrosseforums.com/showthread.php?t=6325&highlight=barney

This thread has a picture of a Barney...

I heard they are sweet, but Insanity is a pretty lame name for a pair of gloves.

Oh, and a stick Brine had out in the early 90's, the MD... pretty lame.

[Ghslongpole14]

Barney. That's just stupid, but it's from the 80s, so they do have a plausible excuse.

I think the Laxstar is lame, as is the Big Nasty. Xacto as well.
Swizzle= :thumbsdow

COOL Names= Guru, Excalibur, Razor,

[Radioactive Ape]

heres the pic of the barney in the thread for the lazy people who hate scrolling:

http://img18.exs.cx/img18/697/barney.jpg

[extreme lax]

Wow that is old

i like the name Excalibur also that is a pretty awesome name

[lax4life6]

I hate teh swizzle, swerve and Quark.

I think Torque is a good name

[Fishface]

torque is a good name, swizzle and swerve and barney and obviously, the SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TitanLax]

k ya nothing new
i think cyber, torque, all those r good cus they r like fast or strong...but when we try and "pimp the game up dizzle" with stuff like swizzle, macdaddy, superfreak...k that's muy estupido

[fenwicklax89]

haha one of the coaches on my team has a barney. he played for brown back in the day. it has breaks in the sidewall at 3 different places. he also has that wood shaft.

[laxer41]

Nitrous is cool. How about the warrior retard! that is just the stupidest name ever. If you buy our stick, you can be a retard. sweet huh

[warriorlax27]

best name------Finalizer

[stegmakk]

The swizzle...thats horrible...makes me want to grab a martini instead of scoring a goal...just to show its not just anti-mikey I do like the swerve name...

[lax4life6]

superstar was an Ok name but superfreak is dumb and so is Macdaddy. I guess im just prejudiced against overly shiny gloves

[HRodLAX]

swerve and swizzle sounds like a bad version of the Twist or something, laxstar, harpoon-i will stab you, blaze-why would my STICK be on fire?, spoon-coco puffs any one?, patriot-for a lacrosse head? no, hype, oracle-Only you can free the Matrix Neo

[stxbionic42]

i dunno the swerve i think is pretty bad for a head. swizzle reall yisnt that bad because i think of a swizzle stick used to stir alcoholic drinks...mmm...yummy. but uhh anyways id have to go with the money being bad, snatch due to certain connotations,AV8...nuff said, the web, the answer, and the ripper. all being just plain wierd for lacrosse sticks.

Why is the answer wierd? It's the ANSWER!

[johnkrz]

Harrow it makes me think of some sort of ancient bird.

Also any womens lacrosse stick just about.

[RockfordAttack9]

The MacDaddies for sure, I mean in the description of the gloves it says the inside of this glove is made with "pimp skin". Thats just retarded

[JMlax7]

Gait Mayham

[faceitoff]

MacDaddy, Laxstar, Swizzle, Finalizer, Penitrator, BallHog. All crappy names.

Excalibur is by far the best name for anything. STX should make an Excalibur line of pads.

I also like the name Deuce. It just sounds badass, and it reminds me of Strong Bad. Plus, how much does it suck to have someone **** on you? A lot.

[b_cannons_123]

best name------Finalizer
wat r u smoking that name blows :banghead: :nut: :lol: :dummy: :thumbsdow :argue: :nono:

[Pickle]

By far the BIONIC, it reminds me of bionicles

[WonderLax7]

Nice Thread Really!
my chocies are:
Prophecy
Cyber (LoL what were they thinking) sry
Deuce
Money

[Pickle]

Prophecy is actually a pretty nice name, i agree on money and i like duece, cyber aint that great your right

[Falconsmikevick]

warrior powermaster training handle...

[LCNlaxman]

What's with this "Spoon" response?

[CuseLax18]

wat r u smoking that name blows :banghead: :nut: :lol: :dummy: :thumbsdow :argue: :nono:
He was kidding, or at least I hope he was :concerned

[lottaLaX]

Mac Daddies, but they're so sweet you can't not like them...

[aikitim]

Mac Daddies, Superfreaks, Patriot, Barney, Laser Hi-wall

[LongIslandLax]

The Answer is pretty stupid.

[a2lacrosse]

i really hate the name EXO, Its just reminds me of Kisses and Hugs (x,o,x,o,x,o,x)

[Laxmans71]

the stx weiner is absolutly horrible, y wuld u name something after a hot dog or a penis

[fcalaxplaya]

swizzle is cool,
but harrow is for a fool

[LaX303]

harpoon...intimidating?

[franks2089]

I think deuce is a bad name, it reminds me of number two.
Reminds me of the phrase drop a deuce from dumb and dumber when the guy poops.

[D4lax]

One name i never got was my first stick. Whats a ROTOR ?

[Farny]

You don't know what a rotor is? It's like a revolving propellor, silly.

The stupidest name is definitely the Brine Truth.

[TallLax]

I was looking and I saw some pretty dumb glove names:
Debeer Flare
Debeer Enigma
Debeer Vision :WTF: (Vision gloves?)
Warrior Mecury Prostar II
Warrior Hypno

And the Swizzle is stupid too.

[D4lax]

I get what a rotor is i just think its stupid to name a head that matches the head

[Thomson#1]

Highwall, Superlight, BallHog, LaxStar, Xacto are all gay


Excalibur, MacDaddy and Swizzle sound like cool names to me...

[xv88]

Any of warrior's recent products.
True.

Deuce... No, you're not dumping on them, you're holding a metal stick with some crap on the end. That's not intimidating at all.
I think all of Warrior's stuff has gone down the poop-chute, and I dislike STX's stuff too. THE AXE! THE SABRE! Eh, not my tastes...


Worst name ever: Canada.

[tristate2]

python, anything with the word "star" in it

[Jpettit25]

The name vision comes from the clear plastic plates on top of the glove.. they're clear, so you can see through them, hence vision..

I like Matrix, Excalibur and Blade.

I dislike Enigma, Intrepid, and Hypno. Hypno reminds me of some pokemon or something, for some odd reason.

[ccbl91]

i think a hypno is a pokemon
lolz i member when i was obsessed with them like 4 years ago

[Falcon_Lax6]

pokemon haha

[birdman200]

spartan brine pads

[Rubberband Man]

spartan brine pads

I think spartan pads are cool... Spartans were badass man... and it makes you think of HALO...

Anyways any of the new Warrior pads and **** that try to be all ghetto and pimp with **** like MacDaddy are just ghey...


So in conclusion

MacDaddy, SuperFreak, etc = BAD
Gladiator, Spartan, anything old school like that = Ill Cousin!

[palmettolax29]

How about penitrator?
I mean, with all the perverted jokes about lacrosse (shafts, balls, head, etc.), who needs another name of a product to make immature jokes about?

[funnyboy]

CONDOM is the worst name foe equipment

[thefeeder]

can you say the scorpien and oracle, what about the
"truth."

[palmettolax29]

Pimps is an anagram, like scuba. It stands for "pro impact management and protection system."

[LAX_27]

i think the deuce isnt much worse than big n nasty because if you put the 2 together they make the big n nasty deuce. :idea:

[superfreaks390]

deuce sounds to much like dousche

[Lacrosstitute]

I went over to my friend's house today and his dad's old stick is a Barney. He has 2 of them. I'm gonna go bojack one.

My votes to worst names go to the Mac Daddies, Superfreaks, and Swizzle.

[laxliveit]

anything with 'super' in it
highwall
money
as well as everybody's favorite worst- mac daddies and swizzle

[Palmettolax45]

How about penitrator?
I mean, with all the perverted jokes about lacrosse (shafts, balls, head, etc.), who needs another name of a product to make immature jokes about?
I told you about that give me the credit you better edit your post and say palmettolax45 is a pimp and deserves all credit for the penitrator and all penitration going on

[Attack027]

True.
I dislike STX's stuff too. THE AXE! THE SABRE! Eh, not my tastes...
I agree i hate Stx Sabre, Axe, Core i think there the worst

[Orange]

The girls Heroine shaft is kind of awkward...

[stxLax]

THE ROTOR LOL!!!!!!!

[Dan]

Sweet names = Sam, F10, F15, F22, F55, Python Optra (I like the word Optra), Swerve, X-Factor, Apex, G-Force, Excalibur (Duh), Edge, Edge Ice suckas, Blade, Kryptolite, Deuce, Spartan

Lame names = Mac Daddy (Da Supa Pimpz!), Superfreak, Superstar II, Laxstar, Penitrator, Spoon, Razer, Finalizer, Ventilator (Kinda lame. Love the gloves to death, though), Hypno (They're shiny! They don't want to make me sleep! Or become entranced!), Ignite (WHY THE HECKLEBERGER DID YOU CHANGE THE FREAKING F-LINE!), and many more! All for the price of too much money for your little wallet! In 13,000 easy installments for twice a minute, every minute!

Yeah, Heckleberger is a cool word. New one, too. Um, I loved Brine's F-line name for shafts. They were like airplanes. So freaking cool. I don't mind Cyber, or Supercrosse, or Triad, or Avalanche, but they are in the middle.

[IrishLacrosse77]

THE RIPPER!!!!!!!!! things a peice of crap btw

[BioPro29]

"pro impact management and protection system."
what a coincidence,warrior just happens to spell out pimps and accidently put that word in every product description of their gloves.
bad names:patriot (how republican), any recent warrior pad names
cool names:g-force, swerve, answer (it's the answer to the question:"im an attackman. wht head should i get?),evolution, evo pro, revolution, revo pro

[BSM24]

The Oracle would be a cool name but because the head is so bad, the name automatically sucks.

[EphLax26]

I hate the name rotor.

[LaxBoy92]

I'd say Xtreme and Bionic. Bionic reminds me of those little toys called Bionicle or something.

[CCHSLAX]

the blaze is a preety crapy name and a preety crapy head

[kevo]

the big nasty is pretty stupid

[StillTippin]

Big Nasty, *** Pack, Bad Andy Pocket Pounder

[laxcanada]

odesey. the lamest name ener for a head

[ColtsLax]

the Truth, it just doesnt work

[CaptainFrank]

the ballhog.... not bein a team player is a good thing, especially when u have this sweet stick!!
You are 100% correct! not to mention it was never really a good head at all (i have one :crying: )

[neslllax]

ABYSS IS DEFENITLEY A STUPID NAME

[Brandon303]

The Snatch for sure. But it does gobble up those balls (lacrosse balls of course). I'm sure all dirty minds alike will agree with me on this one.

[bloodilax977]

Tridents. It's like gum. On your hands. Bad quality gum, too.

[lax4life6]

the big nasty is pretty stupid
i think its a perfect description. as someone on here once said "everytime someone buys a big nasty, God kills a kitten"

[laxattack8888]

I would have to say the Mac Daddys- It's not like wearing the gloves will turn you into a pimp, though they are very comfortable, like pimp-quality maybe. The Penitrator just sounds awful, I would not want a Lax head penitrating me in any way, the Pimp Wallet of course is absolutely terrible also.
I hope it's a given that the Swizzle may also be THE worst name put on a piece of Lax gear, not to mention the Oracle. It's not like the head will give me the answers of what to do to win the game, plus it is pretty ugly despite just how light it is.

[lax-kiddo18]

i like big nasty, and penitrator....damn thats a good one..... i dont like incinerator or slider (both harrow heads) i really dislike AV8

[Laxer1241]

wonder boy? thats kinda iffy if you ask me

[sirlaxalot125]

Dude my teach is mac daddy. but Core, and Hero take the cake for me.

[SenatorLaX30]

wonder boy wtf were they thinking?

[Laxer1241]

wonder boy wtf were they thinking?
Exactly what i was thinking nicely spoken

[orangeman17]

def. the motive and the primer, wat the flip does primer have to do with aything?!?!

[Brandon303]

AV8 is pretty stupid as well. I don't understand the airplane concept (aviate).

[WKLAX]

I got a whole company name for ya....Shamrock!?!?

[MinnetonkaLax]

im thinking the penitrator, just so weird...

[laxn]

By far the nitrous, the proton, and bionic, all nice heads but what do those names have to do with lacrosse? Its just too sciency for sports equipment.

[laxn]

wonder boy wtf were they thinking?
At least its funny, and sry about the double post

[tomahawks11]

av8 and the x2

[laxattack1616]

Wonderboy, Swizzle, Wizard, bionic, and Porton

[BioPro29]

superfreak: i just don't get it, what is a superfreak?

the answer/truth: whenever someone asks you what head you use you'll say:
"it's an answer"

which just doesn't sound right

[ekajsk8er]

I hate the name Xacto. Either I don't get it, or it's not suppose to mean anything, and just sounds stupid.

[atacklax]

I have to say the patriot. I mean, now you're just being cheesy. And the rocket. And the Xacto.

[demongoalie]

It's supposed to be like number 2. They meant for it to be "the ****", and duece means two so its "the duece"

[Captain Cool]

Bionic, warpath, kannon, av8, vector, and cyber

[slice n dice]

Bionic, warpath, kannon, av8, vector, and cyber

I don't think the Kannon is that bad.

[FaceOffMan4]

warrior CANADA now thats stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

[gfgoalie28]

Honestly, it's LaxStar. No contest.

[Captain Cool]

Its the way they spell it Kannon, instead of cannon

[LaxBoy92]

warrior CANADA now thats stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Never heard of it. What is it?

[a2lacrosse]

all of gabeer's new names are like adjectives for crazy stuff, insanity, mayhem, havoc, chaos, etc. i dont like that.

and i dont like warriors stuff, you cant just add Pro to everything and have a sweet name and there names are way to ghetto, i wishd they stop trying to lacrosse in to like street basketball, "ya man i got da clubs, and da mac daddies, and a titty pro etc."

brine does a pretty good job of naming stuff, minus any contribution mp has made

[LaxBoy92]

brine does a pretty good job of naming stuff, minus any contribution mp has made
What about Money, Python, X-Treme, Tsunami, and Typhoon? I'd say those are all weird Brine names.

"ya man i got da clubs, and da mac daddies, and a titty pro etc."
That reminds me of a kid at the Cornell lax camp who scratched off some letters on his Titan Pro Classic. It said *** n ***. (two body parts)

[Monzo]

I think the "Goalmaster" is pretty lame.

[SachemsGoalie40]

theres alot of lame names

personally i don't like the following names

Deuce
Oracle
Hype

[SunDevil]

Exodus the arm guards mikey powell makes.

[LaxBoy92]

Exodus the arm guards mikey powell makes.
Basically everything on the MP line has a crappy name. Swerve, Swizzle, Exodus.

[laxpro]

Sweet names = Sam, F10, F15, F22, F55, Python Optra (I like the word Optra), Swerve, X-Factor, Apex, G-Force, Excalibur (Duh), Edge, Edge Ice suckas, Blade, Kryptolite, Deuce, Spartan

Lame names = Mac Daddy (Da Supa Pimpz!), Superfreak, Superstar II, Laxstar, Penitrator, Spoon, Razer, Finalizer, Ventilator (Kinda lame. Love the gloves to death, though), Hypno (They're shiny! They don't want to make me sleep! Or become entranced!), Ignite (WHY THE HECKLEBERGER DID YOU CHANGE THE FREAKING F-LINE!), and many more! All for the price of too much money for your little wallet! In 13,000 easy installments for twice a minute, every minute!

Yeah, Heckleberger is a cool word. New one, too. Um, I loved Brine's F-line name for shafts. They were like airplanes. So freaking cool. I don't mind Cyber, or Supercrosse, or Triad, or Avalanche, but they are in the middle.
i like that list
i have absolutely no disagreements with any at all

[a2lacrosse]

girl stuff doesnt count!

ya python is kind of bad. but the f series had great names.

you cannot diss shamrock lacrosse. no dissing the underdogs.

da vinci is a bad name imo, i really dislike the name rocket, xacto. all the new names for stx is to confusing need something simpler.

[lildixon]

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[MeRattack]

deuce as in d**** bag, d**** monkey, d**** taco, d**** monster, take a deuce

edit- the 1st 4 refer to the pronunciation variation of the deuce, D + OOSH, and the last refers to the obvious

[MNM19]

Laxstar by far

[syracuselax3]

the barney, the laxstar, and most definentely, the warpath

[All I Do Is Lax]

I think that the BRINE Pulse is the best name because it corresponds to the stick because it moves back and forth as if it has a pulse, if you know what I mean.
The FINALIZER is also a very good name.

[ghettomedowgael]

Shock Doctor da Vinci (shoulder pads), The Ripper

[PhishMeister]

By far the nitrous, the proton, and bionic, all nice heads but what do those names have to do with lacrosse?

Truly, what does any name for most pieces of equipment have to do with lacrosse ? Better rethink that one.

[GClax49]

i never got av8, I know its supposed to be aviate but the way it is it is av eight. So the way I see it is avate, not aviate because there is no I sound. The V groove is pretty stupid

[telemaster1952]

the eliminator

[SunDevil]

Any thing that has the mikey powell symbol seems to have a stupid name like the exodus and suppercrosse.

[redbirds07]

the stx sabre and axe are pretty useless names. . but they had the excalibur way back in like 1986. . theyve had bad names for a long time so stx wins this one

[Kerosene]

Yes, I admit that I often wonder what the company was thinking when they decided to name their equipment.

[GRLAXSTR19]

-STX EXO
boring name no spice or flavor, wtf were they thinking

-mercury, meteor, stratus,
what is this astronomy class

-Gait Flare
im not going to wear anything named flare, what is this a fashion show

-Players Club
nuf said (not that its bad equipment, idk never used it, but stupid name)

[mustang_lax]

Any thing that has the mikey powell symbol seems to have a stupid name like the exodus and suppercrosse.

supercrosses weren't named by mike powell.

I think that mac daddies, the money and deuce are in the top of the horrible names list

[crazylax13]

Warrior Warpath and Vgroove are both really stupid.
Warrior Stud I think that is cool though

[laxgoalieWE4949]

this is easyily the stupidest thing ever WAYY before the warrior "pimp" movement this is an old skool titanium shaft the warrior fatboy

[Mayhem]

I think Laxstar is dumb. Also The wizard seems like a 5 year old (even thought it's a sick head. I own one) And last I think the swizzle is a plain old dumb name

[goalie1215]

yeah i love the bionic but seriously it sounds geeky

"whats that head there"

"a bionic" (that is especialy annoying when my voice cracks which it sometimes does)

[LaxDr]

I think chopper and shogun are terrible names

[I Am Legend]

Any Warrior Gloves, Money, Swizzle, Scorpian ( Who ever designed this...im still looking to kill you ), Bacacuda, im sure theres more

[sidewinder19]

Worst name ever: Canada.

dude dont @#$% with canadians we'll mess you up good

[titanVision]

Warrior A$$ pack

[Talent223]

I think the liquid is an incredibly stupid name. Cuz I really want to play lax with water as a stick.

[PCHSlax5]

hitman-I have those SP's but its a gay name
also laxstar and deuce.

[laxmax137]

Finalizer, swizzle, and that new warrior glove supafly :loser:

[THE WALL #00]

rhinoskin....
thats a good name. the rhinoskin is meaning the pads are as protective and durable as a real rhino's skin


the worst name is probably any warrior name except for the nemisis

[Shakerlax8]

daVinchi arm pads by shock docter seen on laxshopper.com

[laxattack11]

Fat Boy and brines new head, the Voyce

[cgv1016]

a brand :wonderboy, ignite(optra, supra), brine hypersonic, and those new warrior gloves that r coming out the superflys.

[cougarlax21]

I would have to vote Brine Warp I don't really want a warped head.

[sailorslax88]

the wonderboy

the gait Thrust?

warrior warpath

liquid and fuse

the icon.

the ripper for sure

and almost all glove names are just plain bad. lets not get into those

[Diablos247]

worst names anything wrrior names anything. nemesis aside thats bad a$$. i think the exodus is a stupid name it sounds sweet but sucks just for its complete irrelevancy(sp)

best names the answer how is it not a good name. and the Kannon how doesnt anyone think thats a sick name for a stick.

[goalie1215]

worst names anything wrrior names anything. nemesis aside thats bad a$$. i think the exodus is a stupid name it sounds sweet but sucks just for its complete irrelevancy(sp)

best names the answer how is it not a good name. and the Kannon how doesnt anyone think thats a sick name for a stick.


yeah who names their signature gloves after a book in the bible :lol:

[Goldenbearslax6]

MACdaddy sounds so bad...

[laxin21]

i just got what the title IX was haha as for the stupidest name id have to say the warrior penitrator(sp?)

[LaxMaxVince]

I think deuce is a bad name, it reminds me of number two.

same, it just sounds funny

[CaryImps15]

For all you kids wondering why STX chose the AV8 as a name, AV-8 is the military classification of the harrier jump jet...still not a great thing to name a head as

[palmerkswiss]

swizzle, penatrator, snatch

and brine has the ebst head names but swerve is retarded.

[LAX13]

True.

Deuce... No, you're not dumping on them, you're holding a metal stick with some crap on the end. That's not intimidating at all.
I think all of Warrior's stuff has gone down the poop-chute, and I dislike STX's stuff too. THE AXE! THE SABRE! Eh, not my tastes...


Worst name ever: Canada.

dont f*!@k with canadians b*$@h :nono: :thumbsdow :argue:

[PuLsE_SpEeD]

Big Nasty, *** Pack, Bad Andy Pocket Pounder

I second big nasty

[ekajsk8er]

this is easyily the stupidest thing ever WAYY before the warrior "pimp" movement this is an old skool titanium shaft the warrior fatboy
I love the name Fatboy.

And is it bad that I like the Exodus name? And Swerve? It's just swizzle that bothers me really.

[CHSLAX22x]

two 07 additions to the warrior line, Mojo and superfly

[Lax Star]

I think Gait is quite odd, I just don't understand what it means I guess.

[elementsk8r070]

^ Gait is someones last name so its not odd

[laxstarmp]

lots of the warrior names are bad-macdaddy, superfreak, warpath, hypno

[FMLAXMiddie5]

i think this says it all about stupid names
http://www.e-lacrosse.com/2004/spin/snorrior.html

[Longpole5435]

deuce haha

[navyboy28]

^^what's a "spoon"?

[navyboy28]

it's the "patriot" spinoff

[FMLAXMiddie5]

supercrosses weren't named by mike powell.

I think that mac daddies, the money and deuce are in the top of the horrible names list


yea and they weren't designed by mike powell either

[FMLAXMiddie5]

I think Gait is quite odd, I just don't understand what it means I guess.

wow Paul and Gary Gait are two of the best lacrosse players of all time along with the Powells
how did you not know that?

[MDlaxin69]

exodus... i mean seriously, whats an exodus?

[roycegracie47]

exodus... i mean seriously, whats an exodus?
What's and exodus you say?

I say take your pick: Exodus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_%28disambiguation%29)

[MDlaxin69]

What's and exodus you say?

I say take your pick: Exodus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exodus_%28disambiguation%29)

i see... so the gloves are jewish... yes... now it all makes sense...

[LaxCheck101]

I think that the mac daddy is one of the better names, those gloves are so 'in your face' the name is just so pimp!

[HawkletLax]

i see... so the gloves are jewish... yes... now it all makes sense...


hahahaha nice man
the davinci sucks so does the shogun
what is a shogun? a shotgun is a cool name. they should start making names after guns.
the rifle, the sniper, the pistol
those would all be cool

[roycegracie47]

what is a shogun?
What is a shogun you ask?

A history lesson is in order:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogun

[laxmann1993]

Um, the Stiffi.

[brainddeadjock]

^^what's a "spoon"?

A very old brine head that was shaped a lot like a mini nemesis. I was for defensemen, to knock down passes.

[taco5]

lax star and super freak.also some of warior's new head's like the stiffi

[JazzyJake]

hahahaha nice man
the davinci sucks so does the shogun
what is a shogun? a shotgun is a cool name. they should start making names after guns.
the rifle, the sniper, the pistol
those would all be cool
lmao
there's already a sniper
and rifle & pistol? vague much?
how about, 'p228' 'd.eagle'
but then you're trespassing on copyright laws etc, therefore your idea sucks

[ljs102]

Quark and ballhog are awful

the best: SHOTGUN!

[RgLax]

the brine warp... end of discussion

[John Hopkins11]

duece is like dump so thats bad
warrior stiffi is nasty also
stx i-pro sounds dumb also
warrior k-pro boogie nights is also bad

[HaxerLaxer]

ORANGE CRUSHER

haha that stick cracked me up when i seen it, for a good 5 mins

[laxn]

STIFFI, hands down

[ML_LAX09]

Yes, The Stiffi takes the cake.

[rynolax]

No, you people are stupid. EVEYRYONE knows the worst name in the harrow HEMI - CUDA !!!!!!! pwned

[laxmandudeguy]

wow you all have forgotten the dumbest of them all.................... the nutt hutt

[bigzoinka17]

the new warriro head. the stiffi. warrior needs tos top making there stuff pimp related. it isnt really working

[LaxDman62]

Laxstar, stiffi, and money.

[itsmillertime11]

I'd have to go with the voyce

[HawkletLax]

warrior isnt serious when they named their head "the stiffi" it is pretty much a joke
its the best name!

[WinnytheSully]

wow you all have forgotten the dumbest of them all.................... the nutt hutt
I actually own a nutt hutt, and it's great (0)

[JBreheny]

http://www.sitemfg.com/introduction.html

[italianstalion]

http://www.sitemfg.com/introduction.html
That's not a Warrior Ad, I am not even sure what that is. I personally think that is a great name for a head.

I would have to agree with RG and say that Brine Warp is the worst name.

[JBreheny]

Paintball gun equipment. Stiffi is the company's name.

[atxlax07]

Probably the mac daddy, but warrior is traditionally known for their creative naming.

[falconlax1]

The best name for a head was the Twinefinder in which I still use today. I wish that they would bring that head back or at least Brine should make a new head called the twinefinder cause its just a sweet name for a lacrosse head

[FalconLax7]

Id have to say the new Warrior Stiffy. (inside lacrosse magazine ad. this month) kind of a stupid name.

[laxgod1790]

haha I was looking at lax.com today. and I saw Warrior makes a pant to put your cup in called the "NUTT HUTT". I alsmost died laughing. The people at warrior really are retarted.

[D4LIFE]

only ha done thing come to mind...

i got to take a deuce.

[supershot666]

no worst name ever has to be the stiffi whats up with that if some one is like whats the name of your head u have to say the stiffi all that does is makes them laugh its about as intimidating and scary as a kitten... any way any one here bsides me have a Excalibur? if so what do you use it for attack middie or D? cus i have one and am trying to figur out how to string it im thinking for middie not sure though.

[friarlax20]

swizzle, duce, laxstar, ballhog, and pretty much any of the new stupid warrior names (stiffi, mac daddy, superfreak, etc)

[bigdale9]

uhhhhh warior stiffi anyone????????

[d-man35]

umm the worst by far is barney or v-groove-what the hell were they thinking? but if you think about not much equipment has a really good name

[XxlacrossexX]

warrior's stiffi or snatch

[KUjayhawks42]

Warrior Stiffi...wtf?

[laxgthreeone]

why does everyone hate the stiffi? i think its a good ad and pretty funny at that.

the worst name is probaly deuce. if you slash someone with a deuce they can yell like AHH . REF HE's WACKING ME WITH HIS DEUCE

[laxmiddie11]

The Warrior *** Pack
http://www.lax.com/shop/item.phtml?page=product_5496_front.phtml
That's even worse than the Stiffi.

[laxmandudeguy]

The Warrior *** Pack
http://www.lax.com/shop/item.phtml?page=product_5496_front.phtml
That's even worse than the Stiffi.


That just made my day

[Dodge UranusOff]

Stiffi, LaxStar, Mojo, SuperFreak, Mac Daddy, Ball Hog, Wizard, *** Pack, Snatch, Duece, Nutt Hutt, Money, Spoon, Warp, V-Groove, Voyce, Viking, Xcalibur, Big Nasty, Deal Breaker, DaVinci, RockStar, Mutant, Rocket, Liquid, Supercrosse, Quad, Jet Pack, Swizzle, SuperFly, Deep Space II, Black Hole II, Space Shuttle II, Blondie Stick Bag, Rocksak II.

All these names completely embarass their company. Most of them come from Warrior, mainly because they want to sound oh so pimp. I mean come on, the *** Pack? (http://www.lax.com/shop/item.phtml?page=product_5496_front.phtml) At that point I don't think Warrior is trying to sound pimp, I think the freak that comes up with the names just did crack. The Stiffi might actually be a great product, but such a homosexual name. If people are wondering what the Quad is, it's a new Gait head.

[laxgoalie444]

big'n'nasty

[Dub C lacrosse]

Mojo haha....

"Ive lost my Mojo!" :jawdrop:

[sailorslax88]

big'n'nasty


edit- BIG NASTY

[theflyinglaxer]

Stiffi, LaxStar, Mojo, SuperFreak, Mac Daddy, Ball Hog, Wizard, *** Pack, Snatch, Duece, Nutt Hutt, Money, Spoon, Warp, V-Groove, Voyce, Viking, Xcalibur, Big Nasty, Deal Breaker, DaVinci, RockStar, Mutant.

All these names completely embarass their company. Most of them come from Warrior, mainly because they want to sound oh so pimp. I mean come on, the *** Pack? (http://www.lax.com/shop/item.phtml?page=product_5496_front.phtml) At that point I don't think Warrior is trying to sound pimp, I think the freak that comes up with the names just did crack. The Stiffi might actually be a great product, but such a homosexual name.

The only problem with the xcalibur is the way they spelled it. If they had spelled it correctly (Excalibur) it would be a great name

[xxbenitezxx]

the new warrior head stiffi is a pretty lame name

[UVAlaxer432]

Brine Rocket
Brine Swerve
STX Liquid
Brine Motive
Gait "The Web"
Warrior Deal Breaker

[Dodge UranusOff]

The only problem with the xcalibur is the way they spelled it. If they had spelled it correctly (Excalibur) it would be a great name
Exactly. it's not only the name, it's also the spelling in a small way.
An example being if you had a head or shaft, whatever, that was called the Loss of Life (all I could think of in 20 seconds, which is probably how long it takes for Warrior to make a name for their equipment), and it was called the LOL. That would be extreme, but Xcalibur is like that.

[Virginialax1248]

the ball hog, laxstar, macdaddy, and superfreak all are pretty much terrible.

[zandermeister]

swizzle is for swizzle stick that mixes drinks

[singsingallstar]

the mojo is pretty...different

[Atkman9]

warrior makes a hat called the warrior skeet....i think that was worth mentioning, lol

[laxmister22]

i just think that warrior is making the worst and gayest names of heads like the 2.0 series. it just sounds dumb. they went from razer, blade, original evo and revo, to razer pro 2.0, evo 2.0 revo pro 2.0. it sounds pretty dumb warrior.

[BurnSomeRope]

warrior makes a hat called the warrior skeet....i think that was worth mentioning, lol

Brine makes the skeet. Its a really ugly plaid hat. warrior makes cowboy hats. I find that odd and funny.

http://www.lacrosse.com/Images/Catalog/ProductImages/300/96177.JPG

[scarsdalelax08]

THE NUT HUTT!

[LaxDuex]

I think the stiffi is pretty dumb. Also the rotor or raptor is dumb.

[NJPrideLax]

the two most directly sexual terms warrior has anmed tehre equipment after....
the Penitrator and the Stiffi... i mean cmon no one can top that

[townlax]

gait phoenix, stx goalmaster, warrior warpath

[Auburn10]

http://www.sitemfg.com/introduction.html

Thats not a Warrior add, its actually an add for a paintball company that makes carbon fiber barrels called "stiffi"

[laxmasta 03]

mac daddy is an awesome name! :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

[murderlax]

laxstar.

nuff' said.

[WIlax]

the new warriro head. the stiffi. warrior needs tos top making there stuff pimp related. it isnt really working

Its actually working very well....its got them an amazing amount of publicity...which is their goal

[CHSLAX22x]

i would have said the stiffi but after seeing their new gloves, i have to go with the shockers. Come on

[kirfdog]

dude dont @#$% with canadians we'll mess you up good
canadians only know how to use thier right hand (thats what i heard)

also i dont like the deuce it makes me think of stewy from family guy cause he always says what the deuce

[Raiderslax911]

"da vinci" what the heck does that have to do with lacrosse?