Funniest Story

[franks2089]

What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you or you heard about from a friend?

[Superman]

probably the time i got drunk and stuck a shop vac on a kids forehead who was passed out.... he freaked

[sage]

a friend of mine was drunk and passed out on my neighbors couch... so a few friends and i each grabbed a handful of flour and threw it in his face... if you've ever watched jackass you'll kno what im talkin about....

[CuseLax18]

I was at a friends house, and this kid fell asleep. So we made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on his face, then out the bread on. And his dog ate it off, then threw up in the kids bed...haha

[crlacrosse]

id have to say the time we filled a big silver trashcan up with water, leaned it on someones door and then rang the doorbell about six times.....we heard the old man yell as we ran down the street.

[franks2089]

When I was at my cousins house one time it was snowing and he got drunk so we spun his car in the snow until he woke up and we were screaming and stuff. If you have ever watched out cold then you know what im talking about, thats where we got the idea.

[BioPro29]

me and my friend were in spanish, so this other guy tells my friend to suck the open end of that tube inside of a pen (the tube holding the ink). He does, and he ends up with a bunch of ink in his mouth. then he spits it out on the floor and is reallly shocked. Me and the other guy are just cracking up. i'd done that before, but didn't have the heart to tell him what would happen.

[yngwie = robot]

At my school we have open classrooms, so one day during my friend's Spanish class I just waltzed into the room and slapped him in front of the entire class. 'Twas quite funny.

[shoebag2000]

At my school we have open classrooms, so one day during my friend's Spanish class I just waltzed into the room and slapped him in front of the entire class. 'Twas quite funny.

:chuckle: Slaps are always great.

In lifting, my friend was bench pressing, so my other friend went up to him and planted his hairy buttcrack on his forehead. So great because he freaked out, and theres nothing he can do about it because his hands are occupied and he can't get up.

[Lamada]

we tipped a porta potey over a ledge in a under construction building, and beneach it was a cop car waiting for speeders on the streets. ran like hell, but funny as ****

[lax4life6]

we were at a varsity football game and someone hit a porta potty and it tipped over with some guy in it

[Chaminademid]

There are so many choices

I would probably have to go with painting targets on my friends bare *** and shooting him with an airsoft gun (I missed and clipped the bottom of the sack by the way)....The videotape of that was priceless.

Or the time when i had a drunken obstacle course in my backyard that was pretty good.

[ViennaLAX16]

There are so many choices

I would probably have to go with painting targets on my friends bare *** and shooting him with an airsoft gun (I missed and clipped the bottom of the sack by the way)....The videotape of that was priceless.

Or the time when i had a drunken obstacle course in my backyard that was pretty good.
thats great

[GBaschski]

This probably isn't the funniest memory I have, but it's the only one I can think of right now...
So, a couple of my friends have made a sport out of spotting people's butt cracks during class when they bend over too much, so at lunch, I commented on how gross their little game was, and so Michael, the kid across from me, starts going:
"Dude, it's so gross...especially Courtney. I mean, it's so hairy and nasty, I feel like puking"
What he didn't realize is that Courtney was sitting directly to his right and listening to everything he said. The four of us (except Michael) started cracking up. I would have told him to shut up, but I was laughing too hard. The funny thing is...he kept going on about it, thinking we were laughing at him. Eventually, I punched him in the mouth to get him to shut up...he didn't realize why I hit him until later.