Weird Teachers

[GBaschski]

Anyone have any really weird teachers?
One of the science teachers at my school, Mr. Wilson, is this old, tall, fat black man. I have NO idea why he's a teacher...he's very...unintelligent, if you will.
I remember he got in a conversation with a student once because he thought the kid was acting gay.
"Now...the only time guys act like 'dat is in prison..when 'dey be dropping the soap in the showers...now dats just weird...But, if you like droppin' the soap...(and he kind of froze and gave the kid a frightened look), well, 'den 'dats yo business"

[When It Cuts]

Anyone have any really weird teachers?
One of the science teachers at my school, Mr. Wilson, is this old, tall, fat black man. I have NO idea why he's a teacher...he's very...unintelligent, if you will.
I remember he got in a conversation with a student once because he thought the kid was acting gay.
"Now...the only time guys act like 'dat is in prison..when 'dey be dropping the soap in the showers...now dats just weird...But, if you like droppin' the soap...(and he kind of froze and gave the kid a frightened look), well, 'den 'dats yo business"
Does he speak with a jamacin accent and play the bongo's? I once had a Mr. Wilson that fits the description.

[Levin]

My last Math Teacher was a complete and total moron. How she got her teaching gig is beyond me. Now, i'm not good at math by any means, but she would tell you something, and you could just tell she was making it up. A couple days ago, I asked her how to do a problem , she tried solving it for about fifteen minutes before finally saying , "well, just use the forumla and you should get it...", and the forumla she gave me wasn't even dealing with what we were working on. Oh well...

[HdGLaxWarrior]

My math teacher is very smart. Validictorian of HS and college. But his teaching/people skills are good. He mumbles, grumbles, makes noises. It's really weird, but he's cool.

[mcqdman]

My last math teacher was crazy. He was about 300 lbs and all he did during class was talk about food or play fantasy baseball. My spanish teacher has hair down to her waist, and claims to hear voices inside her head. My school's got some crazy teachers.

[Chaminademid]

A list of common sayings you'd hear from my science teacher:

That's *****in
we're goin in, goin in hot
DONT BE DOGGIN IT ON ME
(insert scientist here) Was a pansy
comparing anything in chemistry to britney spears
calling this one kids sister a slut
Dont drop the ball on me
Comparing anything to sex or something about sex

i took 24 of em one day and played bingo with his sayings

[gitrdone]

My teacher got drunk the night before then came to school and past out on her desk.

[zak]

I know a guy whose Bio proffessor mentioned something about fermentation in a lecture and how he uses the stuff he was talking aobut to brew beer. Well he asked him about it after class and the ended up going and rinking the professors homebrews up at some park. Ig uess thats more cool than weird.

[goalieskcickay]

None of my teachers are completely insane, but my science teacher is a semi-pro biker, and misses weeks of school to do this race across Costa Rica. BTW, in 2 weeks I'll be in Costa Rica on a school trip. It's gonna be sick, a ton of kids who play lacrosse are coming.

[Mavido]

I ran into my World history teacher at a bar.. every time i have seen him since has just been akward.

[roughrider]

My sign language teacher is a 54 year old woman who just happens to race dirtbikes. One of the girls in my class got a tattoo last week and my teacher proceeded to tell us that she too had a tattoo of a rose on her breast....ick

[JedimasterKyle]

My AP Bio teacher taught us how to make bombs and bio-hazardous (can't remember the real name) chemicals using hoeshould stuff. Stuff like mustard gas and crap.

[franks2089]

My science teacher Mr. Schwarz was a complet a$$hole. He would ask a question and then if someone raised their hand and got the answer wrong he would have a 20 min lecture on how we are all complete dumba$$es. He then would talk about how if americans didnt get smarter we would be taken over my asians.

** laxattack8888 feel free to add since you had him two periods after I did and he was pissed during second period I cant imagine fourth.

[franks2089]

I ran into my World history teacher at a bar.. every time i have seen him since has just been akward.
My english teacher who is twenty four was hitting on a kid's sister in my class who works as a bartender, he was happy to embarass him in front of the class. He could do nothing but laugh.

[isuckatlax]

My sign language teacher is a 54 year old woman who just happens to race dirtbikes.


hell yes!!!


anyway i had a permanent sub-she took over the teaching postition after my other teacher retired like the first week of school, and she was weirdd. she was verrrry jewish, you could tell she was jewish by looking at her a mile away(not making fun of jewish people, but if there was a picture of jewish it waould be her) and she was so out of it cause she taugjt college classes till like 1 in da morning so she alwyas graded college papers in our class, so we did nothing the whole time, we would just do a project that took one day to do and she would give us a month so we always had free time, adn we would just pull **** on her all the time , like ne time my friend was like have you ever had cumofsumyoungguy? say it slow, but he said it fast, and she was like what was that? and he was like cum-of-some-young-guy and she stared at him for a minute and then she was like no, ten he was like oh-well you should try some, and she was like why dont yu bring some in for us? and another time he just stood up and was like im going to go masturbate and he just left and came back like 10 seconds later(he didnt really do it) and then she is just looked at him when he got back. haha one time we superglued her tape desoenser to her desk and her chalk to the chalk board trey haha good times

[abby]

we have mr wilson! a GAY IRISH guy who teaches spanish!!! hes crazy!!! he gets so angry over little things and he doesnt even no spanish himself!

[Jpettit25]

A spanish teacher I had last year and the year before that told us what to do if there were a sniper in the woods facing our window outside the school.

[bigDman]

my computer programing teacher talks to himself in corners and plays little hand games
hes so wierd and has no idea anything bout c++

[longpole]

Lol Our janitor smokes pot

[GBaschski]

Lol Our janitor smokes pot

Our janitor lives in the school, and he's always prowling around with his fishing hat, scaring the crap out of me whenever I play wall ball...he'll just like, walk out of the woods, and I'll turn around to pick up the ball and see him standing four feet away watching me.
"HOLY MOTHER F-"

[NY Lax 4]

BTW, in 2 weeks I'll be in Costa Rica on a school trip. It's gonna be sick, a ton of kids who play lacrosse are coming.

lucky *******

[tiplax]

We have the dumest sub in our school. His name is Dr. Guy. HE fought in Nam but is dumd as a stump. He hates kids, i don't think he can read and i have no idea how he went through school to become a Dr.

[maclax16]

Lol Our janitor smokes pot

our janitors smoke crack

[joker45hahaha]

last year one of our teachers had anger management issues and i wasnt even in his class but i was about 6 rooms down the hall (we have really long halls) and you could hear every word when he was yelling and once he poisoned his neighbors two dogs cuz they were barking two loud

[phslax007]

Our janitor lives in the school, and he's always prowling around with his fishing hat, scaring the crap out of me whenever I play wall ball...he'll just like, walk out of the woods, and I'll turn around to pick up the ball and see him standing four feet away watching me.
"HOLY MOTHER F-"

hey what neighborhood do u live in that u can play wallball there? raintree? im assuming u go to SC cuz i went there and mr. wilson was there, ive heard plenty about him

[goalieskcickay]

lucky

You know it... I leave this Sunday. (The not-so-lucky part is that I have to wake up at 3 AM to catch the flight. :WTF: :beard: )