FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER SAW IN A GAME

[tomahawks11]

jamguk03 inspired me after he asked people what the luckiest thing that ever happened in a game was. now i am going to ask: whats the funniest thing u ever saw in a game that made you laugh like crazy????

ill start. we were playing six nations in box lax and we were winning by alot. one of the mothers came onto the floor and started yelling at the referee. she refused to move from the floor until he started making some "good calls" They called security and eventually got her off the floor, but our game time ran out and they had to forefiet. we won thanks to some crazy parents. in the dressing room we laughed our asses off at this incident

[mendelbomb]

in won of my games, the other team was beating us by one. then after two defensive screw up by some kid we were winning. after this kid helped at one of his own players until the kid cried he was back out on the field. looking for vengance he started scremming at one of my friends. He said "im gion break ur neck, then ur leg, im goin kill u. My friend stop in a mid- run and let out a scream and contiuned to play w/ a scared look on his face, moking the kid. After the game, the kid threatened my friend agian. After the game we went to hooters and had a good laugh.

[powellfan1]

I don't think I really followed that one but it was cool. Anyway, one time while our team was playing in indoor league my 2 friends and I body checked this kid from the other team into the boards. When we checked him his cup fell out of his shorts. It was hilarious. Then I scooped the cup up in my stick and threw it at him when the ball went out of bounds.

[Demus]

This is pretty harsh, but back when I was about 14ish we were playing a team. Since lax ain't very big in the UK, some teams have player shortages in certain positions. One time they put this tiny kid in goal for the first time. One of my team mates took a bounce shot that hit him right in the balls. He went down like a lead balloon and stayed curled up on the floor crying. Lesson of that day: Wear a cup in goal :). Id did feel quite sorry for the kid, despite trying not to laugh out loud.

[jrmelax16]

lol we have this one fat defensemen. he is seriously the slowest person i have ever seen. well he makes a move on this kid and he manages to get by him. everyone on my team was making fun of him telling him to use his speed. so finally a kid on the other team, he was at the most half his size and he just levels the kid on our team. our whole team just stopped basically and started laughing so hard

[Moose]

Being a goalie i get a lot of bounce shots and one hit my foot and shot up my leg at into my shorts no one knew where it went and amazingly it stayed in my pant so i started to run up and i made it fall out in front of the net and i scored. But the goal was called back :dummy:

[RockStar]

^^Witholding the ball from play?

Why the hell didn't the ref blow it down? If the ref can't see the ball, the clock shouldn't be running!

[raykessler]

i was watching like a 7 year old MYLA game and two kids just ran into eachother and they both fell down..... it was halarious

[lyonslax98]

one kid on my team tabletopped another kid...there was this gb and our guy looked down at it, then noticed their guy coming from the side so he just squatted down and then kid almost flipped over him. it was funny mainly b/c of the kid that did it, hes hilarious.

[bee_laxer5]

i tried to pass the ball but right in front of the goal it hit the deffenders head and bounced in the goal, sweetest goal of my life

[Demus]

Another one was when at Under 14s level, our defender, called brick-head for the very good reason that he was very stupid, passed the ball back to the goalie, missed by a mile and put it in the net :S

[haRy]

well this isnt really funny at all its far from it but it is wierd. It didnt happen in my game. What happend was a guy got checked in the sternum(sp?) twice which i dont think did anything then about a minute later the guy stopped breathing and dropped to the floor. The game got stopped and 2 ambulances came. I think the paramedics said he had a heart attack he was like 34 or something. But he was kinda big.

[sthsidshrty]

as a goalie, ive had a bunch of stuff happen this season.

one game a defender on the other team brought the ball down and took a shot that i blocked but rebounded near the crease. i raked the ball in and the defender keeps comin to the crease and although i have the ball completely inside the crease, clamped under my stick he winds up and takes a big chop on my stick. well his stick (a krypto i think) completely bends over my db triax and we get a free clear. apparently, it was his first game.

another time a low, level shot went in my shorts and sort of swung around my leg and went right back out to a defenceman.

[Levin]

Game:
A goalie went to clear the ball, and when he threw it, his entire head went like sailing down the field...

Practice:
We were scrimaging , and i had the ball, so i took a shot. Well it didn't go in, but the goalie was looking around for it, but i got it lodged between his throat gaurd and his helmet... it was pretty sweet.

[ViennaLAX16]

When I was say 11-12 i was at salsbury for a lacrosse camp. We were short goalies so we had like a 16 year old goalie on our team...he went easy on em.....He decided to take the balll up to lets say 5 yards past the R line. The ball was picked off. So he back pedals as fast as he can turns around like less that a second before the goal runs straight into the goal post and knock it over. And it was one of the college goals that are redicilously heavy.

[ahslax18]

Before reading this, realize this wasn't a close game, we were up about 14-1 in the late 3rd quarter and we stoppd trying...


Anyways, a kid on the opposing team gets the ball at half, actually sucessfully dodges about two of our players are takes a shot and misses by about 5 yards. Not so bad, right? Next he proceeds to start FLIPPING OUT! He is screaming his head off, takes his helmet off, throws it in the air, throws his gloves and stick while screaming his head off. It was the biggest mental breakdown I've ever seen and I had to go off the field due to cramps from laughing so hard.

[chris818181]

One game in the states we were losing 6-3 and every one was mad. When our first middies came off the first kid slammed his stick on the ground, as soon as the second one came off he slammed his stick on the ground, and the shaft broke about 3 inches from the throat. He broke his stick from hitting in against the ground. It was the funniest moment of my entire lacrosse career.

[defensemanrule]

Well, this is a long one. But, we have a rival team. And I mean this team is full of some nasty people (granted, some are my friends, but the others I could do without). So,this kid from my team decided to move to our rival team and say some mean crap about Hilliard. So, last year....we went into that game knowing we might not win, but if we beat this kid down, we will fufuil our goal. So, 3rd quarter. We are down by a lot (usually we are really good, but it was pouring down rain and they are a really good team). I am playing defense against this backstabber in 2 feet of mud. I throw a couple of checks when the biggest kid on our team comes up and gives me a thumbs up. I lift the kid into the air and the other teamate levels the crap out of him. That backstabber got trown into some mud and started crying. We lost the game by only 2. From there on, I haven't seen him. Ha...loser kid.
Only problem with it: We both got a two minute unnesacary roughness call...but we were happy (and our coach congratulated us).

[Rosco10]

in practice we did some shooting drills...i went and hit the goalie in the leg....the next kid went hit him in the thigh.....next kid went and hit him in the helmet

[Ram-X-Man]

I have two things, but I really saw them firsthand as each happened to me.

1. I'm an attackman but I was running like a defensive middy-back where the mid stayed back and i was going for a GB over the endline when I was pushed from behind. My feet came out from under me so I kind of tried to turn it into a dive to get nearer to the ball. The only problem was when I hit the ground I kept sliding, My pants, however, stopped where they were. I proceeded to stand up with my pants around my ankles and try to pull them up while running back to the offensive end. Pretty hilarious.

2. IN 8th grade we had some pretty terrible shooting going on and in one game we were playing a team with some defenders who were ultimate hackers. Well, one kid on my team shot a bounce shot that hit the ground and went straight up shorts. The shorts were really baggy and the ball got sorta wrapped up int the crotch of them. You should have seen me try to get the ball out of my pants as 3 longsticks came charging at me, sticks raised to hit me in the crotch.

[pantherLax]

my friend forgot his cup at home so he found one in the lostnd found in the locker room, which is horribly disgusting. but i wuda done it too cuz coach does cup check. well he didnt have a jock strap for it too, so he put it underneath everything, his shorts+boxers but added a lil cushion btween his balls nd the cup w. sum paper towels. During the game..hes a Dman, his cup fell out and he had no clue what he shud do so jsut starting yelling toward coach lol, hilarious. Plus the play was coming toward him too.

[rebellax]

i was about to go down for a ground ball and i saw two kids from the other team looking to sandwich me so i just stopped they ran into each other and knocked each other out..... hilarious!!!!!!
yeah the other funny thing happened to me.... i did a split dodge got hit in the sak from by my own stick i take a random shot it went in and then i jumped over the side wall and caressed my self back into the game

this was an indoor game

[giantredlobster]

Game: This one defender on our team who is afraid of the ball, was guarding a guy about to shoot. The kid turns around and jumps away, hitting the ref in the a ss with his pole.

Practice: One of our Goalies really SUCKS... hes friends with the Defender above (both go to a school for mentally challenged kids) Anyways we were all pissed at him that day because he got a custom died and strung Razor on STX Ti for finishing all his homework. So our good goalie traded sticks with a middie and ran up the field, 2 feet away from the crease he ripped one at him, he throws his goalie stick in the air and dives. Even though he dived the ball hit him right in the balls when he wasnt wearing a cup. (We havent seen hm since)

[laxliveit]

because my school makes everyone play a sport, we had this korean kid playing lacrosse for the first time. He's actually a good guy, but the way he acted was so funny.
He starts out playing defense because he likes the bigger sticks, then switches to goalie because he sees that they run less than other people. It's his first week playing goal (he started on monday).
monday- gets hit in the thigh in warmups, goes down like a brick. stays there for 2 minutes, then hops back up like nothing happened. During the scrimmage, gets hit in the knee
tuesday- basically the same as monday, gets hit in the knee twice though
wednesday (game day)- doesn't really play goal much, but when he does, again he gets hit.
basically, every day he gets hit in the legs really hard, acts like he got shot, then hops up like nothing happened- all the time screaming "ahh, my shins" or something like that in broken english
i've got to give him props though, i couldn't keep it up that long

[MBLacrosse]

The funniest thing ive ever seen a box game was i was reffing and the floor became very slippery all of the sudden and the ball went into the corner and 6 kids fell all at the same time as they chased the ball then everyone started falling too. In field it woulda had to been at highschool provincials a couple weeks ago. It was pouring rain the entire weekend and the fields were just mud holes. The other team took a shot off the post and it skipped across the mud into a big puddle. I tried to react to it but i fell flat on my a** in the mud and then where it stopped no body wanted to get the ball so it was like 4 guys staring down at the ball in a mud puddle. It was pretty funny cause everything just stopped.

[sflax09]

alright i was on the sidelines watching my brothers high school game and the other teams goalie is absolutely phsyco he got in his head from the sidelines after my brother scored 6 goals on him he was clearing the ball he threw it out of bounds at me on purpose he then yelled thats a warning well i yelled rite back at him i jsut dont think u have a clear
haha get this one in my u-13 club game the ref called a headbut...... a headbut can u bealive that

[Middie2attak]

i was at my little brothers lacrosse game and they were all mobbing around for the ball (typical little kids) wich had fallen onto the ground. while everyone was struggling in a mob to get a ball, this one little kid just starts running from all the way on the other side of the field, and i mean this kid was BOOKIN and he just charged, stick out, and jumped ONTO the top of the mob... it was halarious! lol the reff was like "OMG!" and jsut stood there. it was so funny

[Middie2attak]

another one, when i was watching a u14 lax game in my area for guys, they were tryin to act all cool cuz me and my whole girls lax team had showed up to support our little brothers games, which were right after the u14 games (cuz like all of us have little brothers on the little miget team) and while they were playing, this one guys cup fell out, and he didnt know it! so the ref stopped the whole game, picked up the cup and said "whos is this?" and the poor embaressed kid walked up to the ref, took it, and walked off the field... lol pretty funny

[LaxRef]

USLIA College Game:

One guy is running down the field cradling, and the elastic in his shorts just snaps. His shorts drop down to his ankles, but the guy doesn't realize it and he trips and falls. He gets up, still with the ball, and trips again, then gets up and trips again. Finally he realizes he's tripping over his own shorts and giving the crowd an impromptu lingerie show, and he flips the ball away, pulls up what's left of his shorts, and runs off the field.

[RockStar]

......haha get this one in my u-13 club game the ref called a headbut...... a headbut can u bealive that

Did he flag for "Headbutt" or something else (UR?).

Never noticed a specific headbutting penalty in field. It's there for box, though, and I believe is a match penalty.

[RockStar]

USLIA College Game:

One guy is running down the field cradling, and the elastic in his shorts just snaps. His shorts drop down to his ankles, but the guy doesn't realize it and he trips and falls. He gets up, still with the ball, and trips again, then gets up and trips again. Finally he realizes he's tripping over his own shorts and giving the crowd an impromptu lingerie show, and he flips the ball away, pulls up what's left of his shorts, and runs off the field.


Been there, although the shorts fell all the way off and didn't trip me up as much!

Worst part was the fact that the only underwear I was wearing that day was cup and supporter :wow:

[maveryh]

This was my first year playing lacrosse and im not a very big person. So when we were playing this one team (we were winning) they started to get really aggressive and the started hitting all of our players. When I got out there about 30 seconds into my shift I got nailed and I went into the air, then I chased the guy down and tried to "ice pick" his bottom hand but I fell because he was much faster then me. Many more hits ensued and my coach said that I was hit a record 4 times in one 1 minute shift. Now everyone calls me "the big hitter" and they say "you showed those ants whose boss".
I laughed it off

[Se7eN]

In practice, I shot at the goal but the ball was whipping out of my stick and bounced probably 4 yards to early. It managed to hit the bottom of a dpole, and the goalie who had set up perfectly to catch it was thrown off by the hitting of the pole, i scored.

In agame, I shot and hit the foot of a goalie and he started hopping around for a good five minutes. The next shot hit him in the foot again and rolled into the goal... He was still hopping.

[sjc8790]

During a game a while ago there was 5 seconds left in the quarter and i was running full speed and we were whooping the team...well i decided to rip a shot since there was only like 5 seconds left and all, well I rip one, as hard as I can and I didn't mean to but i nailed the kid right in the sack...I looked down and he's like laying there crying it was kinda mean but i couldn't help laughing when i got off the field...

[laxjunkie]

On a faceoff this year, the shooting strings on the two middies' sticks got tied into a knot during the faceoff. They spent a full minute trying to get the sticks free, which only made the knot tighter. No one realized what was going on until one of the players pulled the other player's stick out of his hands.

[LaxRef]

On a faceoff this year, the shooting strings on the two middies' sticks got tied into a knot during the faceoff. They spent a full minute trying to get the sticks free, which only made the knot tighter. No one realized what was going on until one of the players pulled the other player's stick out of his hands.

Yeah, that was funny. I was the official on that game. No one realized it, but I tied their strings together when I was getting them set for the faceoff.

(Just kidding.)

[sheldongoalie]

we were playing tigard up in portland and we were winning 10-0, 2 min left in the 4th our coach let us have a lil fun since it was our last game of the season and we switched positions. My friend who is normally short stick middie played long stick middie, shot and made it. It was called back due to exsesive celebration. i asked the ref what he did and he yelled" you cant do the chicken dance after making a goal" i stood there thinking the dude was on acid or something becasue my friend did no such thing.

another thing was at scrimmage and i was in goal and a kid shot and i didnt save it but it didnt go in and it didnt go out of bounds, so me and an attack man ar looking for the ball, in the cage around cage couldn't find. As i walk off the field to go get another ball it falls out of my shorts.

[laxliveit]

i was watching my friends team play, it was pretty pathetic cuz they were getting their ***es handed to them, so their center middy gets the ball up top, and just decides to rip a shot (with no chance of it going in, the other teams goalie was way better than they would normally score on)... it bounces of 1 dmans stick, next dmans thigh, and goes in...

[peace2u8888]

I got selected for the travel team, and we went up to annapolis for a tournament, and we played this team frome charlotte, north carolina, and in the 4th, we had like 6 minutes left, and we were beating them like 10-1. This mom from the other team walks up to my dad, the assistant coach, and says to him "you really need to pull those attackmen out, they have been in the whole game, they have scored all of your goals but 1, you guys are beatig us to bad" LOL

[lacrosse_player]

We have a fat defenseman on our team, and after the game, a kid on the other tiime came up to him and asked "what is a beluga whale?" Our guy, knowing the joke, which the answer is you (talking about the size of the whale and person) our guys answers, "God, i dont know, but it sure sounds dangerous". He said it in this farmers voice and it was halarious!!!!

[ekajsk8er]

one of our dmen picked up a ground ball and tried to clear it (he has a HORRIBLE whip in his stick) and hit the middie in front of him straight in the ***. everyone started to laugh and they scored easily but it was so funny that nobody cared.

another one was when our backup goalie who sucks was playing in a game. he went to make a save and slipped in the mud knocking out the bottom leg to the goal and the whole thing collapsed on him. it was nucking futs

[mahanlax22]

the funniest thing i ever saw was there was like 2 minutesin a game when i shot a behind the back shot from pretty far out and i hit my friend square in the balls.and it wasnt funny at the time because he missed two practices

[bobtrack]

at a Junior game I was at they had little kids (4-6) playing. And this one kid on the floor started chasing the ref around the floor. It was awesome the ref had to jump over the boards to get away from him.

[goaliedude13]

a freshman was swinging up for jv on our girls team. they were tied 6-6 in ot. she had the ball and went to throw it back to the goalie but the goalie was on the other side of the net and she threw it in the goal scoring the winning goal for the other team. She hasnt swung up to jv since.

[CuseLax18]

^^^
That happened to us at camp. It was the semi-final match. This d-man, that was talking trash the whole game, passed the ball back to the goalie. The goalie wasn't looking, it hit the back of the net. Right when the ball bounced on the ground, the horn blew. We won 8-7.

[mahanlax22]

thats somne funny shiznat

[CAPiTA139]

this is the best lesson i ever learned:
1 day i went with my friend to watch our B team play and the got killed. then after the game i was showing off to my friend and his dad and my friends like the best on our team so i was trying to impress him. i went around the crease and shot as hard as i could about 5 feet from the net and with my luck it hit the bar and came back and hit me right in the ball. it hurt so bad. And i though my friend was gonna die laughing. Sicne it was a jump shot it came back fast enough to hit me in the air so i just dropped. lol

[JtowneMiddie21]

I played attack for one game because one of our attackmen was out. So me and my friend decided to just screw with our defensemen. We'd take the butts of our sticks and twist it into their jerseys and shorts and just drive them completely insane

[atacklax]

one time our goalie was running the ball up and this attackmen was running at him. the goalie just kinda slows down a bit and then suddenly just hurls the down the field with his shoulder. this event is repeated 10 yards down the field

a defenceman on our team has done the above feat many times

a midfielder on our team once tried to stand his ground against a very large kid charging at him. needless to say, he lost the battle.

funniest of all, a kid on our team once sprayed his hair red before a game. as he started to sweat, the dye colored his sweat and he looked exactly like a guy from a gatorade commercial. it was hilarious

[PilotShinjiIkar]

Man me being a defensemen the funniest thing was also the saddest thing. In one game we played the second best d pole on our team i dont know what was going on with him. But somehow the ball is around the face off line of the field and it begins to move down towards our D and the d pole, the guy im talkin about back pedals and then turns to run back and then he decides to turn his head and follow the ball comin down while hes running towards d position. And the whole time this is happening the attackmen hes guarding it running towards the goal too to be in position. And the attackmen all the sudden stops running and the d pole whos head is turned to follow the fast break coming, runs into him, drops his stick, while he's trying to pick it up and try to find the attackmen he was guarding and running with, the attackmen immediately burns him, is open and no one on both teams is anywhere close to him. He gets a behind the back pass for a one on one with our goalie and scores. That by far was the saddest and most pathetic thing I have ever seen a d pole do. Never seen a D pole drop his stick unless checked and then a good heavy check. I know being a d pole.

[geggieman]

I played attack for one game because one of our attackmen was out. So me and my friend decided to just screw with our defensemen. We'd take the butts of our sticks and twist it into their jerseys and shorts and just drive them completely insane

haha yeah we did that...pantsing kids with sticks. slightly immature yet funny

[LaxRef]

we were playing tigard up in portland and we were winning 10-0, 2 min left in the 4th our coach let us have a lil fun since it was our last game of the season and we switched positions. My friend who is normally short stick middie played long stick middie, shot and made it. It was called back due to exsesive celebration. i asked the ref what he did and he yelled" you cant do the chicken dance after making a goal" i stood there thinking the dude was on acid or something becasue my friend did no such thing..

You cannot wave off a goal due to USC after the goal.

[DashLAX18]

Game- when I was a freshman my coach told me that since i was little and fast that if a groundball was on the line i should just run ahead of the defender and stop so he would hit me from behind. So i did this but instead of nocking me over the D-man flipped over my back and broke his ankle when he landed....not really funny just akward.

[laxrat22]

i was at my skool at the beginning of the summer w/ some friends shooting on the goal we had up there and there was a random square fence on the side of the field about 8 or 9 feet on each side. on 1 side of the fence was the goal we were shooting on and on the other was some parked cars that belonged to the construction workers that were working on the skool. so my friend walks up and says "are u sure we should have the goal here we might hit those cars." well we had been hittin the goal the whole time so i said it was fine, so my friend takes his 1st shot of the day and misses wide and breaks the headlight of one of the cars. so i yelled "RUN" we grabbed our stuff and ran to the carls junior across the street. we stayed there for like an hour and a half and went back to skool thinking the constuction workers would be gone by then but as we walk up to the parking lot some car are pulling out and we hear a guy ask us if we broke someones headlight. we denied it like most people but then we hear some1 say "ya man u guys break my car" of course it was the car we broke and the driver was a big black guy. but we denied it some more and they just drove off all pissed. moral of the story, if ur white, dont bust up a black guys car

[moondog]

I'm clearing against a mean ride, and (of course) my teammates are not open, and they are not moving. This was the last game of a fall-ball tourney, and most everyone was tired and gassed.
Opposing middie checks my bottom hand so hard, my stick flies in the air (yard sale) with the ball inside my crosse.
I was in the middle of a cradle, so the stick just kept twirling in the air, and the ball stayed inside the stick--even after it landed on the ground.
Everybody froze, motionless and speechless. I picked up my longpole, finished the clear, and the checker and the opposing coach were dumbfounded.

[JustLaxn]

There wuz this kid on my team that played middie. He was fast as hell but he sagged a lot. One game when he was clearing the ball up the field (just running up the field) his pants fell down and he tripped. It was HIlarious!

[lax save man]

i have one that will beat all of yours. one of my defenders was running with his guy and this blue thing falls out of his pants. wellll come to know his cup had fallen out. and i swear that is the hardest iv laugh on a lacrosse feild!!

[thefeeder]

Yeah at this one game we had a turkey pooping on the field at the very beginning. The ref had to chase it off.

[MNM19]

Recently at one of my games, a ref gave a kid a 1 minute penalty for something, and he cussed. Then the ref said something like "Try that again and you'll get more time". Then, the kid murmered "F*ck yuo ref" and the ref heard it. Then they really got into it, the kid kept saying more stuff everytime the ref gave him more time. Eventually the kid ended up spending 7 minutes non-releasable in the penalty box. The horror of it was that they scored 3 goals in that time, while we still didnt score one. We Lost like 12-2

[rooftop13]

I was in a game where the refs were awful. One guy pushed me from behind and another guy tabletopped me as I stumbled. The ref gave no call, but everyone on there bench was hooting, and I was PISSED. So I ran the shover down (he had the ball) and laid out a one-handed check with my Warrior Titan Pro against his Brine Ignite. His shaft went to about a 45* angle...it was pretty funny. But the funniest part was the kid's mom, trying to get me to buy a new stick for him. I told her I wouldn't, and she freaked...FREAKED! She screamed and starting yelling at the ref (?) and so I left.

Amen.

[PWlaxkyle5]

hm the best call was...ref "1 minute non releasable for potty mouth"

[moondog]

At our college alumni game, one of our former players, now a major brewmaster, used to bring 6 to 8 kegs of microbrew-beer--stuff that hasn't even been released on the market yet. One of our former goalies, at least 30, makes a ridiculous stuff on the crease after at least four head-and-shoulder fakes. He sprints downfield with the ball after the save, puking at least six times before he reaches midfield.

Referee called an official timeout, and the game was stopped so everybody could laugh, and piss themselves.

[nogg57]

our attackman cranked a shot into a poles face and it stuck in his facemask. then the guy who shot it went and put the fattest hit on him.

our goalie took a shot to the cup, picked up the ball and cleared all the way downfield and assisted me, and after the whistle he shook the shattered pieces of his cup out of his shorts.

[XtremeLax]

Ive got three from camp this summer... two on the same day

1-mid-day session
It was half time during one of our games and these geese come flying over the field real low. Our coach threw his stick into the air making one of the five veer of course, he was the lucky one. next thing we know the other four geese flew straight into the ten foot tall net ment to stop the ball behind the goal. they all fell or landed just next to the terf where we were playing and they all seemed dumb-founded. They proceeded to sh** all in one corner of the field all huddled together wondering what the hell just happened.

2-same day- night session
Half time again and some guy that no body knew came running on the field only wearing turf shoes underwear and a helmet, as we were setting up for second half play. He picks up the ball at half field, runs down the field, jukes the goalie and scores, then runs off the field threw the back gate and away. we all just looked around confused and then had a big laugh.

3-next day
camp issued reversible pennies and my team just happened to always be blue. Well, one game we were forced to be white. A middie wins the face off and runs the rong way saying "oops we've never been white before", however he fixes his mistake and heads back the other way. Unfortunately as soon as he gets accross midfield our long stick middie, still on after the face off, runs at him and just starts poking and rap checking the kids arms and I mean like really hard, so our middie who is still confused starts trying to dodge him. Everyone is either yelling at them or just laughing their a**es off. both kids ended up walking off the field out of sheer embarassment.

[HRLAXER]

i remember playing tigard. (the same team as sheldongoalie is talking about) we were up like 20-2 and they turned off the score board. i usually play d but they let me play middie and attack, so i faced off and i knocked him over, and the wing middies came in and i knocked them both down. i picked up the ball and wiffed the goal becuase my friends shaft was \_/ shaped. the ref asked my coach to tell me not to play anymore.

another time we were playing a really bad team, and our best shooter cranked the ball and hit the defense men right in the nads. he was out for like 5 min

and when we played hermiston (a first year team) i gave this kid a concussion and we sat there waiting for the ambulance in 100 degree heat with all our gear on for and hour.......

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

:lol: Lol. That was funny!

[LTlaxfan]

scrimmage at practice: I was playing D-wing that day so I got to make some goals, and the last goal of the game I'm running down the field ((and it wasn't long after I had hurt my ankle... so it was acting weird or whatever. Well I decided not to wear my ankle brace that day because I thought, last practice it'll be fine.)) so I step wrong just as I'm about to make my shot, roll my ankle as I'm shooting, fall to the ground and the shot still goes in. It was classic, because the look on my face was like.... what the heck just happened??!?

game: ((1)) I think the funniest thing that has ever happened to me at a game, was when we played Naperville. This one girl didn't really get it, and was just standing there with the ball, and we didn't get what she was doing. We all just kind of looked at each other, so I finally just ran up to her and checked the ball out, passed it to a middie and we made a goal. My asst coach was cracking up, it was great.
((2)) I think this was the same girl, but she's on the shorter side and I'm 6'1", so one would think when she throws past me it would be a higher shot... well she basically shot it right above my stick, so all I did was jump like 6 inches in the air and grab the ball. The look on her face... she was so shocked, it was awesome.

[mick_waddell]

about a year ago, it was the quarter final or something and we had the ball in attack and we were passing the ball around. a pass went over my head and it was headed straight for the boundary, so i sprinted for it as hard as i could. i just reached it on the line and flicked it back into play. i still have all the momentum from my sprint and as i look up there is a scoreboard (this is one that you can pick up and stick in the ground where ever u want) right in front of my face. at this point i am helpless so i just keep going and fully nail the scoreboard out of the ground, falling with it myself. these guys who were watching the game next to ours turn around and see me on top of this scoreboard like WTF? i got straight up, laughing to myself. didnt hurt but was f***in funny