taller

[laxd42]

whast the best way to get taller

[kamikaze0188]

I dont think there are any ways to actually get taller than you are supposed to be unless you take like growth hormones or something, but make sure not to deprive yourself of proper nutrition so you grow to be the proper height, I suppose.

[PompLax14]

whast the best way to get taller

Tie your legs to rafters so you hang upside down and you will stretch out. You can get about an inch every hour so get to whatever height you want then let yourself down. It works great!

[laxattack8888]

Do the Michael Keaton Batman thing and hang upside down in your living room! While your at it, you can even pretend to be Batman. How much fun would that be?

[kamikaze0188]

Oh actually I remembered one way to grow taller without those growth hormones...

Basically you have to break your leg bones in multiple places and then separate the bone about 2 cm apart at each break. Cast your leg and let the bone grow to accomodate the gaps. Do it over and over until you get desired height.

*Note* Do not do this at home.

Edit- Actually, don't do it at all. o-o

[lottaLaX]

Oh actually I remembered one way to grow taller without those growth hormones...

Basically you have to break your leg bones in multiple places and then separate the bone about 2 cm apart at each break. Cast your leg and let the bone grow to accomodate the gaps. Do it over and over until you get desired height.

*Note* Do not do this at home.

Edit- Actually, don't do it at all. o-o
Why not? It's certified as perfectly safe by Dr. Lottalax.

[Lampen69]

Oh actually I remembered one way to grow taller without those growth hormones...

Basically you have to break your leg bones in multiple places and then separate the bone about 2 cm apart at each break. Cast your leg and let the bone grow to accomodate the gaps. Do it over and over until you get desired height.

*Note* Do not do this at home.

Edit- Actually, don't do it at all. o-o

hm yea that was on CSI with midgets :thumbsdow ..what a bad idea

[kamikaze0188]

Actually I saw it on Ripley's Believe It or Not... haha

This girl always wanted to be a flight attendant, but when she grew older she realized she was like 3 inches too short to be one. So she did the stated procedure and became a flight attendant.

-or something..

[Lampen69]

Actually I saw it on Ripley's Believe It or Not... haha

This girl always wanted to be a flight attendant, but when she grew older she realized she was like 3 inches too short to be one. So she did the stated procedure and became a flight attendant.

-or something..

dude i totally saw that too..look how much u can learn from only 23 channels :bull:

[SDPirate]

or you could just deal with being short.

[dpolehh21]

well there are ways to completely fullfill your max height (calcium, vitamins, etc.) but if youre already pretty full grown limb lengthening (breaking the legs in various places, actually a real LEGAL procedure) is your only alternative to dealing with it, hell I'll be 5'9 all my life.

[franks2089]

Tie your feet to cinderblocks.

[diesel4356]

high heels are a great invention.....haha i hate when girls are like 3 inches shorter then you then when they dress up....THEY ARE SUDDENLY AN INCH TALLER! its magic i tell ya

[HdGLaxWarrior]

That's a bad idea. It'll just make your legs close to useless.

Drink milk because calcium is good for your bones.

[pantherLax]

sleep alot and drink milk, i think that helps. im taller than my parents and im 14, i think its cuz i sleep alot

[GBaschski]

sleep alot and drink milk, i think that helps. im taller than my parents and im 14, i think its cuz i sleep alot

Well, this guy's got the answer. Go take some sleeping pills, snooze for a while and you'll shoot up.
Edit: Uh...not shoot up in the drug kind of way.

[geggieman]

wait a long time and BAM you might be taller

[PuLsE_SpEeD]

Platform shooz from da 70s.

[Lampen69]

hmm i heard that when u wake up ur taller but slowly shrink during the day becuz ur spine has more space between plates so during the day u slowly shrink

[HdGLaxWarrior]

Sleep a lot.

[kamikaze0188]

Lampen is right. You can be half an inch shorter before you go to sleep than when you wake up.

[Thomson#1]

whoa, I always felt like I was taller when I woke up too! wow...

[laxd42]

i tyried hanging my self fgro mthe cieling but the blood rushed to my head in about 5 minutes an i almst passed out anything else

[freestylewalkin]

find a genie lamp rub it and wish u were taller thats how i did it

[roycegracie47]

one word: Voodoo

and drink your milk and eat all your vegetables.

[laxfolife24]

Tie your legs to rafters so you hang upside down and you will stretch out. You can get about an inch every hour so get to whatever height you want then let yourself down. It works great!

that's what i was guna say.

[Thrillhouse]

whast the best way to get taller

Move to Japan.

[roycegracie47]

Move to Japan.


Only by comparison. Wanna feel like a giant by comparison, move to the People's Republic of Congo and get in with a Pygmy tribe. If they haven't had outside contact yet (because some have met the white devil) they'll believe you to be some sort of colossus.

[WHEELAX2]

now i've officially seen every question on tlf

[Trilax03]

i'm all for the batman idea...sounds fun

[LCNlaxman]

now i've officially seen every question on tlf


Amen, brother. Amen.