yo momma

[geggieman]

yo momma jokes anyone?

yo momma's fat her blood type is ragu.

[IrIsH_LaCrOssE]

Yo mommas so fat she uses matresses as tampons....Nuff said.

[TallLax]

Yo mommas so fat it takes two trains and a bus to get to her good side.

Yo mommas so fat the only way to get her through a door is grease the sides and hold a twinkie on the other side.

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.

[mustang_lax]

You mama's so fat that when she sits around the house...she sits AROUND the house

I'm not a boxer but I knocke dout your mom last night.
^ saw that one on a t-shirt

[Superman]

yo mommas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

[enjoi]

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