Want to be an NLL ref?

[Hooligan]

Here is an easy to follow 4 step training course. Follow my exact directions, and you too will qualify to be amongst the elite corps of the NLL officiating crews!

Step 1. Gouge out your eyes with any salad utensil. You won't need them.

Step 2. Set fire to nearest copy of the NLL Rules before reading it, but after gouging out eyes. Use kerosene and several lit matches.

Step 3. Adorn zebra costume, and start randomly blowing whistle.

Step 4. Make sure you have your zipper up.

Now you're ready to become a ref! Posting on this thread will show your interest in the position. Jim Jennings, commissioner of the NLL, will be calling you for interviews.

Requirements:

Whistle
Zebra costume
Legally blind
and hatred of the Philadelphia Wings

Good luck everyone!:agree

[sumSum]

Haha. Take it one of the games didnt go so well?

[smitt5168]

when are they gunna be on tv. u guys gotta inform me wen there on

[jmplax31]

GO to the NLL forum and look at the sticky.

[Stopper22]

Originally posted by Hooligan


Requirements:

Whistle
Zebra costume
Legally blind
and hatred of the Philadelphia Wings

Good luck everyone!:agree also hate the hawks, after thats buffalo game :devil

[Hooligan]

Originally posted by sumSum
Haha. Take it one of the games didnt go so well?
Our wonderful NLL (est. 1987) has NEVER had the pleasure of great officiating. Though, there are those refs who do a decent job. Last night in Philly, we had one of those crews who actually sat down and read the rule book (though, they still made some calls I'm scratching my head over). But there are those crews who you just have to sit down and wonder about.

Although, I just heard of a job opening for an NLL ref!
http://www.lacrosse-network.com/outsidersguide/news040117.htm

:laugh Bye Ace!

[Bouncing_Soul]

i never want to hear people ***** about the rochester call after the bandits lost to the ravens in OT. Im not complaining, just merely pointing out that the man was in the crease when he got that ground ball

[CHMiddie]

hey hooli whered ya sit...that second fight was amazing! good ole wings...

[CDLax2]

lol....good one hooligan

[Hooligan]

CHMiddie....I sit in section 103, row 5, seats 10-14.

If I'm not there....that means that someone insisted upon getting my attention....:agree

[Paul_Gait_RULZ]

I must agree.... we used to have this vince mcmahon look alike ref in toronto b4, but now its all these sub par refs and american retards thinking they know box lax calling retarded calls..... the reason I say that is because the idiot i thinkof in particualr is from boston, the damn idiot with the half visor for those who go to nll games!

[Hooligan]

Ha ha....American retards....ha ha......

Hey, WAIT A SECOND!!!