2005 darwin awards top 10 (very funny)

[aussielax]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/darwin05.asp

this will make you laugh guaranteed, and if it doesen't well you have no sense of humor.

[Aussie_kid]

not funny, some sort of humor u must have mate

[aussielax]

not funny, some sort of humor u must have mate

comon how could you not find that at least a bit funny.

[Aussie_kid]

yer ok ill admit, it was a bit of a random thing, and was a tad funny

[The Chariot]

aussies.....

[Dan]

Only like 2 were funny. You're supposed to die or remove yourself from the gene pool. These are weak awards. Lame.

[hyperboypo]

I liked the 1st one and the last one.

[crazylegs]

I'd love to see the video of the guy throwing a cynder block through the window and it bouncing off a hitting him in the head. :dummy: :lol: :loser:

[laxrat22]

i love the last one. it reminds me of the scene in joe dirt when he thinks the septic tank is an atom bomb and they dont press charges because they said being covered in crap was enough

[RockStar]

As pointed out by Dan, these are not real Darwin awards. All most of them are is stories about stupid people.

The Darwin Awards I remember was a list of 10 people who either died doing something really dumb, or removed themselves from the gene pool by doing something dumb (i.e. replacing a fuse with a bullet, which fired and blew the guy's nuts off).

[laxrat22]

i remember last year i think #1 was the guy who died from sleeping in a non-ventilated room and was farting all night and the gas killed him. and like 2 rescue worker people had to be hospitalized

[livin4lax09]

a couple of these are jokes. Like, serious "bad criminal" jokes that have been around for a while.

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

see THAT one is funny

[laxkid009]

yes these are not real darwin awards but they r pretty funny. how could someone b that stupid :thinking:

[livin4lax09]

www.darwinawards.com

[NY Lax 4]

3 February 1990, Washington


The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

No one else was hurt.

Illustrated by Zeebarf



Submitted by: Gary Nach and Marcus Donner
Reference: Lyle Price and Robert Jones of the South County Journal

[RedStormLaxer41]

yeah its sad that most of these were not true darwin awards

without a doubt tho, my 2 fav darwin awards are the guy that replaced a fuse with a bullet and shot his nuts off while coming home from frog hunting (when told, the wife simply asked "did anyone get the frogs?")

and the guy that farted himself to death while sleeping

[freestylewalkin]

pretty funny but not hilarious (maybe i just wasnt in that mood)

[Ghslongpole14]

http://www.darwinawards.com/old/index200503.html

I believe it's the most popular one ever...
I love his bumper sticker...

[ekajsk8er]

in my darwin awards book it said a terrorist sent the white house a package in the mail that when it was opened, exploded. he didnt put enough stamps on the package and so the post office sent the package back to the return address he put on it which happened to be his home, so he opened it. that was one of my favorites....that and the lady who tried to burn an anthill by sprinkling her whole lawn with gasoline, and while standing in the middle of it, lit the match and dropped it.

[livin4lax09]

personally I like the one about the kids who tried to rob a butcher shop while weilding knives, even though butchers are far more skilled with knives. Then the surviving kid got in a chase on the highway and got hit by a truck. ahahaha.