New Favorite Movie Quote Thread (NO CURSING)

[Palmettolax45]

New thread on the same topic no cursing this time unless you wanna get it closed again :thumbsdow

[goalieskcickay]

Classic: "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."~Forrest Gump

[laxmastr03]

"for one night lets not be co workers, but co people" -Anchorman

[marflax33]

"for one night lets not be co workers, but co people" -Anchorman
lol yeah i agree. almost anything from anchorman is great. :thumbsup:

[BioPro29]

"Hansel, he's so hot right now"
will ferrel, Zoolander

[Trilax03]

i thnk any quote from will ferrel will b funny

[Palmettolax45]

"Action news team asemble!"

[gitrdone]

Son of a bees wax -anchorman

[mmlaxplaya17]

anything from monty python funniest movie ever

[fitzy_nb_11]

Where'd you get those suits? the toilet store?my bad... lol( I did it hooligan)

[mmlaxplaya17]

its the toilet store lol

[goalieskcickay]

Another Classic: "Life goes by pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around you might miss it."~ Ferris Bueller's day off.

[AZReDWiNG]

Donnie: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

[xSURFERx]

donny darko, sick movie.....my fav quote is "i love lamp".....it makes me laf everytime. when ever theres an awkward moment of silence, just blurt that out, always fixes things

[Trilax03]

^yeah donnie darko is another good movie...gotta love jake g

[gitrdone]

All from Anchorman-
If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya.
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again
Hey Garth! How's the divorce
Oh, not so good... I'll probably never see my kids again...
FAN-tastic
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you! I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!
Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

And last but not least
You stay classy, Planet Earth

[AZReDWiNG]

One from a deleted scene from Donnie Darko:

Donnie: "I tell you everything about my personal life, but you haven't told me anything about yours. I'm not saying another word until you tell me something embarassing about yourself."
[...time passes...]
Dr. Thurman: "I once had extended sexual fantasies regarding Mr. Rogers."
[uncomfortable pause]
Donnie: "Oh, that's nothing! I have extended sexual fantasies all the time!"

[SDPirate]

No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not truly matter slide.
-tyler durden. fight club

[geggieman]

"I'm going to punch you in the ovaries. That's right, a shot straight to the baby makers. That's what I'm going to do." -anchorman

[benchwarmer]

" just maybe my boys can pull this off.....Yeah, and maybe i am a chinese fighter pilot."
Ash
Army of Darkness

[m2daRizzle]

mmm, i just burned my toungue.

im ron burgandy?

[livin4lax09]

not a movie... but let's see who gets this one

"oh crap...well one of us is going to have to change"

[BTlaxripper]

lvivin, I know exactly what that is from but I can't put my finger on it, it's on the tip of my tongue. . .

is it from a comic?

[roycegracie47]

It's from Family Guy. The Y2K (What are you trying to sell me chicken or sex jelly??) episode (official name Da Boom from season 1).

[livin4lax09]

well done. But my favorite movie quote?

Hi-oh!

[spartacus9]

from perfect harmony "shut up shelby!"

[bloodilax977]

sorry but i gotta do a family guy quote...

"hey can i get three cheeseburgers please"

"peter she's having a baby!!!"

"o-o yeah..um. make that three cheesburgers and kids meal."

either that or...

"marco. marco. marco. marco. marco. marco."

[zak]

"DO YOU GET ME?
WE GET YOU, SIR!"
Starship Troopers

"Caaan youuuu dig it?"
Waaaaariooooorrssssss

[Palmettolax45]

farva- can i have a liter or cola
guy- sorry we dont have a liter of cola
i forgot the rest but its soo funny it like liter is french for get me some god dang cola or something like that

[roycegracie47]

"You don't just go around punching people... you have to say something cool first." The Last Boy Scout

[twin58]

Klaatu barada nikto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_barada_nikto)

Helen speaks the words. (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4400/gort/helenikto.htm)

Best. Flying. Saucer. Movie. Ever. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043456/)

[WHEELAX2]

ah yes, the ticking crock....

[AHA lax5]

"c'mon baxter tell me...what? u ate the whole wheel of cheese, im not mad, thats amazing!"- anchorman
"what is it baxter?....c'mon baxter u kno i cant speek spanish." - anchorman
" umm, sir, u have a massive erection. o my yes i do, wel isnt this embarressing." - anchorman

[UNCdefense]

KNIGHTS OF COLOMBUS THAT HURT!
-anchorman

[zak]

At least its not Napoleon Dynamite....

::holds up jay leno on a white board::
::shoots jay leno zombie::
"Damn, hes good."

"Why not just make 10 louder"
"....ours go to 11."

[marflax33]

the snozberries taste like.... snozberries -stoners supertroopers. thats an awesome movie.

[TRELAX1201]

leave the gun, take the conalis

[dpolehh21]

Vincent Vega: Oh man..........I shot Marvin in the face.

[clearviewlax20]

"Say hello, to my lil' frien'" ...you should know this one...

[gitrdone]

Dude wares my car: Shipppy

[mmlaxplaya17]

dont worry mr penguin the ppl at the zoo will treat u real respectably like here i come
billy madison

[michaganlaxer]

and now for something completely different- monty python
"i eat little pices of crap like you for breakfast"
"you eat crap for breakfast"?- happy gilmore

[laxbabe42]

lines from FIGHT CLUB:

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Gosh darn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy crap we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." -Tyler

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything" -tyler

"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing." -tyler (we used this for a quote on the back of our lax tshirts)

fav. of all quotes from the movie....
"Only after disaster can we be resurrected." -tyler

[laxbabe42]

oh and from "Legends of The Fall" with brad pitt :

[at 4 in the afternoon]
Samuel: Still hung over?
Tristan: STILL DRUNK!

[Tman188]

"Bond, James Bond"

[LAX_MAN_8]

"its not a tumor"
-kindergarden cop

[BioPro29]

"ill be sure to cross the T's and dot the............. lower case J's"

[PhishMeister]

Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So, that’s what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

-The Dude...The Big Lebowski

[laxjunkie412]

"Your crazy man, I like you, but your crazy"

-Will Ferrel, Old School

[Tman188]

lines from FIGHT CLUB:

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Gosh darn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy crap we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." -Tyler

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything" -tyler

"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing." -tyler (we used this for a quote on the back of our lax tshirts)

fav. of all quotes from the movie....
"Only after disaster can we be resurrected." -tyler
adding to this list of Fight Club(greatest movie of all time) quotes

-"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
- Fight Club

[LongstickPimpin]

anything from monty python funniest movie ever

You're using coconuts!
What?
You've got two empty coconut halves and you're banging them together!

~MP and the Holy Grail

[LongstickPimpin]

ur missing one of the greatest:

Mr. Hand- What are you doing?
Jeff Spicoli-Learning bout cuba. eatin some food

~Fast times at ridgemont high

[LongstickPimpin]

"Your crazy man, I like you, but your crazy"

-Will Ferrel, Old School

OLD SCHOOL RULEZ

the part where will ferrell goes streaking is the funniest thing ever

[roycegracie47]

Otto- "That was intense!"
Bud - "The life of the Repo Man is always intense."

[aussielax]

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. - Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barells (1998)

Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

Policeman: So, what you doin here?
Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Policeman: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
-Snatch (2000)

David Aceveda: Mackey is not a cop. He's Al Capone with a badge.

Vic Mackey: [Listening to the Armenians] Huh... the Armenians... speak Armenian.
-The Shield (yeah i know it's a TV show)

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
-Montey Python and the holy grail

John Madden: I think that guy's smoking on the field.
Pat Summerall: Smoking? I'm sure you're just imagining that, John.
John Madden: No, no, I saw it. I saw the smoke and everything.

Jamal Jackson: The Mick's right.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff: I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody WELSH.
- The Replacements (2000)

[laxgod1790]

"the bad man punted baxter!!!" - Anchorman

""gigety gigety lets have sex" - Quagmire (Family Guy)

[faacjb]

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No , Mr. Bond, I expect you TO DIE!"

[Goldenbearslax6]

its just a flesh wound" monty python

[LaX303]

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "

[LaX303]

Dude wares my car: Shipppy


I believe its SHIBBY ..not shippy

[laxpimp]

Are you doggies can bark all day, or are you gonna bite?

Reservoir Dogs

[lacrosse_newbie]

"The best thing 'bout bein hurt in the but-tocks is that you get all the ice cream you can eat."

[BuCon67]

Does anyone else find "Hungry, hungry hippos!" from Donney Darko fricken hilarious?

[SDPirate]

ur missing one of the greatest:

Mr. Hand- What are you doing?
Jeff Spicoli-Learning bout cuba. eatin some food

~Fast times at ridgemont high


your wasting my time my time mr spicoli.

- well im here, and your here, so technically isnt it OUR time?

[faacjb]

Majot T.J. "King " Kong to the crew of his B-52 as the prepare to strike a target in Russia:

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

From Dr. Strangelove

[Tman188]

leave the gun, take the conalis
haha. godfather.great stuff.

[wrwarrior19]

For sure that's a good one. That was the one I had in mind when I first saw the thread title.

[PhilWings24]

"for one night lets not be co workers, but co people" -Anchorman

thats a great one.

...

the only reason i posted this reply was i wanted to quote someone quoting someone.

good day.

[PhilWings24]

"Crabcakes and football! Its what we do in Maryland!!" i can't name my favorite, but that's definitely top ten

[UElax16]

i know this is probably stupid, but "if y'all wanna win, put boobie in."

[GBaschski]

[wind]
[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop]
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle
of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons,
sovereign of all England!
GUARD #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have
ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights
who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your
lord and master.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're
bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered
this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house
martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these
are not strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a
simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not
carry a 1 pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your
master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it
together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?

[laxliveit]

I can't remember the first verse, but the prayer from Boondock saints
...
Power hath extended forth from thy hand, so that we may swiftly carry out thy command
That we may send a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomini patri, et fili, spiritus sancti.

[ghs/wylax]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
-Jules from Pulp Fiction

Theres a million good pulp fiction quotes

[The Chariot]

Theres a million good pulp fiction quotes
I personally love the "dead N-word storage" scene.

"I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!"

[ghs/wylax]

I personally love the "dead N-word storage" scene.

"I SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE!"
i was gonna put that whole dialogue, but decided against it...

[1brokebrother]

"and boys don't get caught watching the paint dry"

Dennis Hopper
Hoosiers.. the greatest sports movie ever

[navylaxfan15]

"In the church, they say to forgive."
"Their forgiveness is between them and God. It is my job to arrange the meeting." (at which point Denzel Washington fires an RPG into a car)
--Man on Fire

[Krypt0M4g!c]

"Its not until you have lost everything that you are free to do anything"


"We have just lost cabin pressure"

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

[ekajsk8er]

"Any girl with a guitar is sexy. Even if shes an albino hippy with an afro, but a girl with a pony tail, overalls, and thick glasses? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

My favorite TV quote:

Shake: Carl! Man, what's happening?
Carl: Oh, nothing much I just got my face kicked in by little people, and a giant rainbow laser beam just sawed through my house.

[BioPro29]

WHAMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't say that without laughing.

[sweet_ceX]

"Love is one's soul's recognition of itself and its counterpoint"
-Wedding Crashers.

[Longpole5435]

From Happy Gilmore
The price is wrong, b*tch

From Wedding Crashers:
Mom, the meatloaf.............F*ck!

I don't thin ka little star is cursing?

[laxplaya9]

"Women have a brain 1/3 the size of men, its true, its science."
Ron Burgundy-Anchorman

"We're all going streaking"
Frank the Tank-Old School

"I thought you were joking, I wrote it down in my diary and laughed about it later"
Ron Burgundy-Anchorman

[ekajsk8er]

"SWEET JESUS! IS THAT HIS WEINER?!?!?!?"
-Corky Romano

[faceitoff]

"Do me on it!"
- Anchorman

[superlaxman2]

your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I fart in your general direction.
I laugh at you king and your silly knnnnnnnnnigits.
They said it was a million dollar wound, but I guess the government keeps that mony 'cuz I haven't seen a penny.

[holyschnikes101]

"remember boys...flys spread disease so keep your's closed."
band of brothers.

FRANK THE RABBIT!!

"they made me do it." and just about anything from that movie.
my favorite scene is where donnie kills frank after they run over gretchen with the car and then the clown guy runs away. donnie just like, drops the gun and its a cool shot.

[Tonkalax23]

"you shut your mouth when you're talking to me"-wedding crashers

[Laxer1241]

"OO i see whats going on here...."
"hhaahaha...He called the **** poop..."

Both from Billy Mdison

[fallingupstairs]

from the holy grail
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[Coach_Goldberg]

"We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with you."
"But I'm not laughing"

[Irishlax22]

{Mugatu}Without much further ado,
I give you the Derek Zoolander Center
for Kids Who Can't Read Good and want to learn to do other things good.

{DZ}What is this?

{DZ}A center for ants?

{M}What

{DZ} How can we be expected to teach
children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?

{M}Derek, it's just a small...

{DZ}I don't want to hear your excuses!

{DZ}The center has to be at least...
three times bigger than this.

{M}He's absolutely right.
{DZ} Thank you. I Have A Vision.
:worship: Zoolander

[roycegracie47]

After going back over the thread, I noticed something missing from the 1980's classic training video for impending Soviet Invasions: Red Dawn.

"WOLVERINES!"

and a few personal favs from Ghostbusters:

"Ray, the next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!"

"Fellas, I think we're going about this Stay-Puft guy all wrong. I mean he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid and we have no more problem."

"Oh yeah, she's a great girl. She bites, she barks, she drools, she sleeps above the sheets....FOUR FEET! above the sheets..."