t-shirt for goalie suggestions

[ragnut]

I'm wanting to make up a custom t-shirt for a lax goalie. Do any of you have any suggestions for funny or intimidating lines for the shirt?

[NY Lax 4]

We have 40" shafts.
My pipe is 6 Feet tall.
Bring the heat.

[freestylewalkin]

im a goalie

i specialize in protection

you gotta have one of those winking guys on the shirt

[Trilax03]

aha i made one for the 3 goalies in my hs (girls) but i hav a picture of a goalie on the back and the last name and on the front it says westfield lacrosse goalies rock

[Hooligan]

The shirt should say:

1 set of pipes
1 net
and 1 psycho keeping your balls out.

[Stonewall35]

FRONT OF SHIRT
Below an action picture in the crease, field or box: "This is MY house!!!"

BACK OF SHIRT
"Absolutely NO trespassing!!!!!"

[scruffy221]

have a picture of a goalie stuffing somebody's shot with
"IN YOUR FACE" below it, that'd be cool

[moondog]

OR you can have a picture of a goalie making a point-blank stuff, and have the shirt say "How do you like YOUR stuffing?"

[Trilax03]

OR you can have a picture of a goalie making a point-blank stuff, and have the shirt say "How do you like YOUR stuffing?"

lol that's a good one...u also can probably do wut scruffy said about the goalie stuffing someone but instead u can say something like "SHUT DOWN"

[Hooligan]

Somehow photoshop the hit in this video, and paste it on a T-shirt...
www.wingszone.com/video/dalhit.avi
You'll thank me for it.

[NickMB17]

hahaha that video is great

[BioPro29]

have it say, "i stopped the gingerbread man"

[PhilWings24]

have it say, "i stopped the gingerbread man"

lol yeah, that one wins my vote.

[coltsLAX905]

have a goalie standing in the net but instead of a stick make him holding a stop sign and insert sweet line below that

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

have a picture of a goalie stuffing somebody's shot with
"IN YOUR FACE" below it, that'd be cool

Or have them saying "GET STUFFED!" with the same picture

[stinisonfire]

bruises = saves

[dram183]

a big red target.

[ragnut]

Thanks everyone. I've gone with a big red target on the front, and bruises=saves on the back. Keep the suggestions coming -- I can always make more. --Joe

[GBaschski]

I'm not a goalie but I liked "How do you like YOUR stuffing?" the best. :naughty:

[ragnut]

You could always subsititute in "We stuff your shots then steal your girlfriends"
My son is 10 years old. :laugh:

[aussielax]

My son is 10 years old. :laugh:

yeah you can never start to young, you better get him drinking soon aswell.


As far my suggestion goes i remember a TLF user had "silly attackmen you can't score on me" i though that would be sweet on a T-Shirt.

[ragnut]

yeah you can never start to young, you better get him drinking soon aswell.
Haha! He's not drinking yet, but he does shoot guns! (my wife is a competitive shooter)

[goalieskcickay]

^^^Good one...

Front:Picture of the hit in Hooligan's video

Back:
Captain: Faster than a speeding bullet
Middie: Faster than a speeding BB
Defenseman:Can fire a speeding bullet
Attackman:Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

Goalie:Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats them

(Stolen from a hockey site)

[goalieskcickay]

Yeah, I googled "goalie quotes", saw that poem, and liked it.

[Hooligan]

cmm343ebh is awarded 1 Hooligan point because that poem made him laugh!

Not only is it completely true, but that is one funny way to put it. I especially like the refs. If we all havne't thought something like that from time to time, in reference to their zebra-ship...

[laxgoalie18]

Offense sells tickets
Defense wins games
Goalies win championships



Nuff said

[ragnut]

Offense sells tickets
Defense wins games
Goalies win championships
That's cool -- but his teammates probably would not appreciate it.

[camthraxFHK]

Rip off the Air Jordan jumpman silhouette and have the goalie making a jumping spread eagle save between their legs Tillman/Pfeiffer style.

[aussielax]

Haha! He's not drinking yet, but he does shoot guns! (my wife is a competative shooter)

Jesus my folks wouldnt trust me with a gun(there are many good reasons not to trust me) and i'm 16, and you put one in the hands of a 10 year old, oh well im sure it will all pay off when he wins some olyimpic gold medals, but to do that you better keep him away from the drinking.

[Waynelax]

How about "The Ball stops here" with a picture of a goalie with his arms folded infront of him wearing sun glasses etc. :bartmoon:

[moondog]

If you don't like "How do you like YOUR stuffing?"
there can be a variation:

Show a picture of a goalie making a point-blank stuff and put POPCORN! in huge letters underneath.

[Garor]

I saw a shirt that had:
My Goal Is to Deny Yours

I personally like:
I eat attackman like you.

And moondog, what's the popcorn thing?

[BioPro29]

how about

"burning a defenseman, hundreds of sprints
devastating an attackman, hours of weights
the look on their post-stuffed faces, timeless"

or something like that. it could use some work.

[moondog]

Garor--"popcorn" is an expression for a point-blank stuff--when the ball "pops" in the air, when a goalie "punches" his head at the ball, and it sort of "pops" up into the air. Compare that to a popcorn popping in a popcorn machine, and I guess that's where "they" came up with the expression...

[moondog]

Ooh...I got another...
Have a Pink Floyd "The Wall" shirt,with the white wall in the background; but instead of the crossed hammer and sickle they use for that red logo they use, just replace the hammer and sickle with 2 Goalie sticks. OR you can use marching goalie sticks, the way Floyd used to use the marching hammers.
That way, you get a goalie shirt and a Pink Floyd shirt--2 for the price of 1.

[brickwall]

dude that would be an amazing t shirt...by the way moondog do you like that move? I heart that movie

[NickMB17]

Offense sells tickets
Defense wins games
Goalies win championships



Nuff said

My fav so far

[moondog]

Yes...I love that movie. None of my friends "understand" it, and it takes me about 1/2 an hour to explain (my) interpretation(s) of it. Alan Parker was a great director, and Bob Geldof played a good Pinkie.
My students cooperated well one day, and I played the "Another Brick in the Wall II" video clip in class, when they're terrorizing the school, and all. The kids loved it, and when class was out, all the kids in the adjacent room were smiling and singing the songs. It was great.
If you like "Wall" you should check out "Live at Pompeii"--RIDICULOUS!

if you don't eat your meat, then you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?! You!...YES, YOU!!...STOP STALLITING!!!


--ANYWAYS--(to stay on topic and follow the rules)---
Another shirt idea is to show a goalie standing in the net and have the shirt say "The first stage is always DENIAL"

I am not religious, but have Jesus making a splits-save, and have the shirt say "Jesus Saves" I know it's old, but when I saw the hockey one for the first time, I liked it.

[laxrat22]

Rip off the Air Jordan jumpman silhouette and have the goalie making a jumping spread eagle save between their legs Tillman/Pfeiffer style.

the ucsb lacrosse team has shirts with the mj silhouette and a lacrosse stick in its hand it's pretty cool