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[b_cannons_123]

What is the most random thing you have ever heard, said, done, or seen. (besides this thread)

[skip0l]

haha im the most spontaneous and random person ever. one time last winter it was 10 below with the wind chill, and my lil brother (15) and i decided to go jump in the ocean, we had to run over snow and about 10 feet of ice on the beach. mm i say the most random stuff ever too, like today in my speech class, someone was giving a speech n i went with ron burgundy(sp) and said "I'm very aroused, don't act like your not impressed" and everyone died, haha

[zak]

I once went to my friends softball-birthday party. We were all playing soft ball and having fun etc. Then, out of the freaking blue, David Hyde Pierce rolls up and starts pitching for my team. Yep, the skinny guy form Fraiser decides to play baseball with us. Apparently he was my friends cousin.

[BioPro29]

Ok, so there was this guy sitting by me and my friends in math. He was really weird. He was drawing swastikas on paper and said that it wasn't bad because swastikas go the other way. Then i said, "it's like a tornado, it kills no matter which way it turns"
Not that random, but my friends thought it was really funny like something from Seinfeld.

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

Today, me and my friend were comming out of this store and some guy comes out of it and asks us if we have crack and starts talking in a jamaican accent. (No offence to anyone). We were just like WTF? :WTF:

[laxfolife24]

I know there are tons of random things, and most of them come from me. But I cant think of one right off the bat. I'll have to think about it,

[LongIslandLax]

The funniest thing is when you say something really weird and awkwark loudly as some stranger passes and they give you a confused look for instance.......then I peed in her ear. Its very weird and gross but the reactions are classic.

[enjoi]

The funniest thing is when you say something really weird and awkwark loudly as some stranger passes and they give you a confused look for instance.......then I peed in her ear. Its very weird and gross but the reactions are classic.
Meh. Those are just meh.

The best is when you make an animal sound.

For instance when some one is bothering you because you cut in line or something just let loose a kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! and they will quiet up.

[ekajsk8er]

Meh. Those are just meh.

The best is when you make an animal sound.

For instance when some one is bothering you because you cut in line or something just let loose a kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! and they will quiet up.


good times...

anyway i was in the dollar store once and a person from the outside of the store, threw a sandwhich from subway at me, but i moved out of the way at the last second and it his the cashier in the forehead.

or the time my friend walked through the "ghetto" with a tampon up his nose reciting the preamble.

[moondog]

At the parking lot for my first Phish show in 1994, my friends and I really wanted to score some doses. We were listening to a rare live performance of "China Cat Sunflower," and this fella with ridiculously curly hair pops his head in the window of my old Camry, moves his head to both sides of the interior, and rests his eyes on me. With a ridiculously large grin stretching out on his face, he inquires..."doses?" We pick up our sheet, and before the guy leaves, he tells me the date, set #, and song # of the version of "China Cat Sunflower" we were listening to...Groooooooooooooooooovy

[Laxordie24]

Meh. Those are just meh.

The best is when you make an animal sound.

For instance when some one is bothering you because you cut in line or something just let loose a kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! and they will quiet up.
aha oh man do those all the time walking down the school hallway. I was trying to walk to my seat in math today and there was a boy blocking the isle purposly, so I did a cat's hiss sounding thing. Hand motions and all. Then he moved.

I was in History one time and our teacher was rambling on about some middle ages nonsense and I totally zoned out. So I come back and all I hear him saying is "So they burned..." and I just randomly screamed "BODIES!" I have nooo idea why, but I had the most solomn look on my face like I was scarred. The class got a kick out of it

[gigo567]

Today during music i just randomly threw a white out container at one of my friends.
And during P.E. last year some kid slid across the gym floor and took out another kid then sprinted into the bathroom.

[_lax4life_]

Yea, I can come over today. What are we gonna do? We can just throw the ball around with our sticks. Remember that one time....

[TRELAX1201]

it didnt happen to me but when I saw th video on top ten "Trick plays" on ESPN on Halloween....The kid got down on his knees and barks like a dog in basketball after he passed the ball in and it worked..i was like WTF did that really just happen lol

[_lax4life_]

it didnt happen to me but when I saw th video on top ten "Trick plays" on ESPN on Halloween....The kid got down on his knees and barks like a dog in basketball after he passed the ball in and it worked..i was like WTF did that really just happen lol

YOU POSER!

[beach2300]

Sometimes I sit in my house and watch the food channel, and when i watch it I eat rahmen noodles and i pretend that what I'm eating is what they are making...........stupid college poorness

[atacklax]

Back in like 4th and 5th grade I used to randomly scream out HOIVENAGER! like the scientist from the Simpsoms.

[ljlax]

I know there are tons of random things, and most of them come from me. But I cant think of one right off the bat. I'll have to think about it,
How about when we played against eachother? How weird was that? And I got freaked out and pretty much said yes and ran away..That was prettty random..

[Trilax03]

I know there are tons of random things, and most of them come from me. But I cant think of one right off the bat. I'll have to think about it,
lol yeah pretty much same here...i always get side tracked and bring up random stuff in conversations

[LiveAtWoodstock]

Well one time I was going to my buddies house and on his street there is this small child, standing in the middle of his driveway and my buddy says "Look at that kid with his pants down!" Then, as I look over he starts peeing. Oh my god, scarred for life, and I was so mad at my buddy for saying that, I swear every word I knew came out of my mouth about ten times, and even then I couldn't get over the fact that I saw a kid pee. This was a full frontal view, and oh my god I felt like dying afterward. Top that fools.

[Formerlaxdemon]

The most random thing I have heard in a while was last year one of my attackmen came up with a secret weapon to use against either a goalie or defenseman. He came up to me right before the start of the second half and told me, "Hey coach I have a secret weapon."

"Secret Weapon?" I inquired.

"Yes. When the ball is coming down field to me or the other attackmen I'm gonna catch my defender's eyes and just yell out 'LOOK! LESBIANS!!!' and point in a random direction," he explained.

I stood there blinking before bursting out laughing. He has yet to use this secret weapon, but it was pretty random and funny.

[b_cannons_123]

OMG>>>Thats soooooo goood. So were those secret weapons of mass destruction?

[SDPirate]

on halloween this kid ive known since 7th grade dressed as a girl.

i walked up to him, didnt say a word and punched him in the face. no joke.
it was halarious

[marflax33]

lol yeah pretty much same here...i always get side tracked and bring up random stuff in conversations

lol, were talking about football, and im not payin attention watchin a magpie tear up some garbage. just right in the middle of the conversation while my friends are in a heated argument about usc's chances and arizona beatin ucla i blurted out "i hate magpies how bout u guys?" wow i got some weird looks lol.

[ColtsLax]

i have this one friend who has problems with his manlyness. If i dont wnat to do something, say take the garbage to the curb, ill turn to him and say "i bet you cant get bothb these cans to the curb in under 10 sec" then i just goad him and he does it


and we randomly went streaking oin a blizard last year, had a cold for two weeks

[laxrat22]

i'm having a random conversation with my friend as we speak. my friend told me he was in downtown and this guy came up to him and his friends and asked if they had any weed, they said no, so he randomely started freestyle rapping to get them to give him drug money.

i went on a people to people trip to europe (ambassador program for high school kids) a couple summers ago and there was a kid in my group that was by far the strangest person i've ever met in my life. no social skills what so ever. one night we were sitting at dinner and we were talking about something and he says to the girl next to him out of nowhere "you're hot, but i'm desperate. i'll probably try to get you in the sac." i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life. and there was another time where me and that same girl he said that to were sitting next to each other on a train and we fell asleep and he says as i'm sitting there with my eyes closed "so evan, when do you think we'll pull the troops outta iraq?" and he had already asked me this question about 7 or 8 times the previous 2 days

[ekajsk8er]

i have this one friend who has problems with his manlyness. If i dont wnat to do something, say take the garbage to the curb, ill turn to him and say "i bet you cant get bothb these cans to the curb in under 10 sec" then i just goad him and he does it
i have a friend that does that. ive been doing stuff like that to him for a good 4 years now and he has no idea im doing it. i thank god every day for his presence...

[ljlax]

The other day I was in Hillcrest(if you live in SD..you know wehre.) anyway I had jsut eaten dinner with my boyfriend and we were walking to go to Ben and Jerry's to get some ice cream and this guy comes up to us and asks for money. So this guy hadn't eaten in 3 days. Had a headche and no money.. My boyfriend only had a 20 and he was like sorry and then i find 2 ones in my wallet and give it to the guy. and he goes to mcdonalds to get a burger.. this was just a creeper walking around int he dark..not a bum I didn't really get it..but he really freaked me out.. strange men in the dark tend to do that.

[laxrat22]

The other day I was in Hillcrest(if you live in SD..you know wehre.) anyway I had jsut eaten dinner with my boyfriend and we were walking to go to Ben and Jerry's to get some ice cream and this guy comes up to us and asks for money. So this guy hadn't eaten in 3 days. Had a headche and no money.. My boyfriend only had a 20 and he was like sorry and then i find 2 ones in my wallet and give it to the guy. and he goes to mcdonalds to get a burger.. this was just a creeper walking around int he dark..not a bum I didn't really get it..but he really freaked me out.. strange men in the dark tend to do that.

aww yes i've been to the mcdonalds you're describing, ya lots of creepers around that area. and here's a random question, did your boyfriend get whistled at? you know what i mean

[ljlax]

aww yes i've been to the mcdonalds you're describing, ya lots of creepers around that area. and here's a random question, did your boyfriend get whistled at? you know what i mean
umm nooo?
creeeeeeeeeperrrs..

[devillax57]

yeah a random thing is some girl in my town was babysitting for another family and this clown statue was really freaking her out. She felt like it was watching her...so she called the parents and said that this clown statue was scaring her pretty badly and they responded "we dont have a clown statue"...so she freaked out and the cops were called. Turns out it was a midget in a clown costume...and he was arrested...ive also heard stories of midgets hiding in peoples attics for weeks on end and when the people go out...they roam around the house...this has been freaking me out and it is also very random

[ljlax]

yeah a random thing is some girl in my town was babysitting for another family and this clown statue was really freaking her out. She felt like it was watching her...so she called the parents and said that this clown statue was scaring her pretty badly and they responded "we dont have a clown statue"...so she freaked out and the cops were called. Turns out it was a midget in a clown costume...and he was arrested...ive also heard stories of midgets hiding in peoples attics for weeks on end and when the people go out...they roam around the house...this has been freaking me out and it is also very random
umm....now I'm sort of worried that there may be a little man in my closet or something just waiting to get me..
Did that really happen?

[enjoi]

umm....now I'm sort of worried that there may be a little man in my closet or something just waiting to get me..
Did that really happen?
You're kidding me right?

[laxrat22]

umm....now I'm sort of worried that there may be a little man in my closet or something just waiting to get me..
Did that really happen?

hey isnt there a midget colony near la jolla somewhere, i remember hearing that somewhere. watch out they're coming for ya

[laxpimp]

Well, my friends and I grew up on Simpsons, and one day one my buddies happened to fall asleep in hi math class (in the 4th or 5th grade) The teacher called on him, to no avail. She said his name much loudly and forcefully, only to get the response - "Hmmmmmmmm...doughnuts..."

[pantherLax]

after school me and my friends, like 5-up to 15 people always just huddle up in this little circle and talk, its just how it naturally is, i donno why. We're like arguing who the best team is in our fantasy football league and this real big 7th grader, at least 200pounds and 6'3'' runs through and screams like an idiot...it was just so wierd and funny.

[NC-LACROSSE]

Me and a friend randomly one day decided to play vollybal like 10 mins before try outs(i didnt think id make it because i didnt no how to play whatso ever, turned out there wernt enough people for a team so me and my friend had to play)

[hvlax26]

good times...

anyway i was in the dollar store once and a person from the outside of the store, threw a sandwhich from subway at me, but i moved out of the way at the last second and it his the cashier in the forehead.

or the time my friend walked through the "ghetto" with a tampon up his nose reciting the preamble.

ive got a story sort of like the dollar store story. So me and 3 of my friends walk into dollar general and we are going towards the back of the store and we find the plastic guns that make the fake shooting noise when u click them and we ran around the store acting like we were shooting each other and random people that walked by us and they just looked at us like we were crazy. :dummy: Right after we got out we walked over to marcs ( a grocery store around here) and found these light sabers like the ones they have in starwars and battled in marcs and then we bought em and took them home and started beating on eachother outside the store and they eventually snapped. It was fun while it lasted :bawling:

[swordsman]

The most random thing I have heard in a while was last year one of my attackmen came up with a secret weapon to use against either a goalie or defenseman. He came up to me right before the start of the second half and told me, "Hey coach I have a secret weapon."

"Secret Weapon?" I inquired.

"Yes. When the ball is coming down field to me or the other attackmen I'm gonna catch my defender's eyes and just yell out 'LOOK! LESBIANS!!!' and point in a random direction," he explained.

I stood there blinking before bursting out laughing. He has yet to use this secret weapon, but it was pretty random and funny.

Add 'Naked' or 'Humping' and it becomes a weapon of mass destruction. :nahya: :agree:

[James]

on the way to school one day there was a lady walking in 25-ish degree weather naked it was really weird, she was very calm. The mental hospital was a couple hundred yards away so my mom thinks she walked out of there

[NY Lax 4]

On the way to a soccer game I saw a woman standing on the sidewalk with normal clothes on except a fish net long sleeve nothing under it...she was sorta old though so :thumbs down:

[b_cannons_123]

Today this kid in math class today just blurted out chicken to the fith power.

[powellman21]

http://lacrosseforums.com/showthread.php?t=30862

i would think that this would pretty random

[ljlax]

Today in my psychology class we were talking abuot sub-liminal (gosh I can't spell) messages and my teacher had a bunch of Disney slides in her power point...it was funny. A few I had never seen before (the castle on the cover of the little mermaid = a boy's you know what...
and she kept flashing back and forth between the slides saying penis. and the little picture you couldn't really tell but on the big one you can. and she was saying how Disney tried to deny it and then she basically yelled that it was obviously a ____.
and then she was going on and on about the naked boobies in The Resuers Down Under, which wasn't a cartoon drawing but a real picture and she kept saying boobies.. she's really funny..proabbly my favorite teacher. Sometimes we spend like half the period looking optical illusions or other weird things... it's fun

But seriously how random..
who's teacher say's penis or boobie?

[laxgoalieking]

sitting the car with some pals on the way to hockey totaly silent when one kids says"man some times i say realy stupid stuff!" and then doesnt say anithing the rest of the ride and i had to reply" well u sure do, and that was one of them"

[PhilWings24]

i think i'm actually random/sarcastic anywhere from 85-98% of the time. picking a #1 is almost impossible.

i'll spend 18-36 hours thinking about this, and then come back when i've made up my mind.

and i'm off!

[Captain Cool]

A teacher at my school impersonates a pickle, does cirque de solei with a tie around his head on his desk, and follows that while rapping on his accordion, best teacher ever.

[AHA lax5]

So yesterday i was at my friends house playing a hockey game and we were talking about old good hockey teams and hes like ya this one team was really good in the 70's and i was like "your mom was good in the 70's". i found it hilarious...and then later when we were playing his goalie made a great save but he was on his back with legs in the air and then i got the rebound and scored. and he is like "wow my goalie jus laid on his back and let you score 5-hole" so i said..."your mom laid on her back and let me score 5-hole" hahha good times...

[GBaschski]

yeah a random thing is some girl in my town was babysitting for another family and this clown statue was really freaking her out. She felt like it was watching her...so she called the parents and said that this clown statue was scaring her pretty badly and they responded "we dont have a clown statue"...so she freaked out and the cops were called. Turns out it was a midget in a clown costume...and he was arrested...ive also heard stories of midgets hiding in peoples attics for weeks on end and when the people go out...they roam around the house...this has been freaking me out and it is also very random

Uhh isn't that one of those stupid chain letters on myspace?

[tomahawks11]

lol my friend went to mexico and this guy asks him if he wants coce..... my friend says "no, i only drink pepsi" lol (the guy meant cocaine)

[faceitoff]

Hmm... I was bored in math, so I just blurted out, "The veins in my penis are throbbing." Everyone was cracking up, and because my teacher didn't hear correctly, I denied saying it.

[MaKiMaKi13]

haha faceitoff now that is what i call classic u

for me i usually just start singing or screamin out what comes into my head like in my chem class i was just like SHAKA ZULU

[FPDefense]

There was a kid in my physics class who found the velocity of the car was Nike...

294th post!!!!

[laxrat22]

Uhh isn't that one of those stupid chain letters on myspace?

haha ya i'm reading it on myspace right now. i find it hilarious because its a clown. clowns scare me

[superlaxman2]

my friend works at chuckie cheeses, as a mascot. He took the mascot outfit home, got in it, and we drove to downtown chicago, stood in front of some huge office building with lots of people going in and out, and staged a fight. Also, my neighbor is kind of weird and has statues of small children with halos and wings, and one night my cousin and I took some cigars, a mini pool table and this really tiny sunday cup filled with beer, and made a mini pool game in their backyard.