Lacrosse Fashion Fouls

[moondog]

What are the biggest fashion fouls you've seen in lacrosse?

1)(male)Goalie wearing sweatpants with the name of the college on the butt of the sweats.
2)Backwards hat under a Cascade that is one size too large
3)Spandex pants (I don't care how cold it is, wear 2 pair of knee socks)

[laxgod1790]

Hahaha I love the goalie one. Probably the worst i've seen is a goalie wearing shin pads.

[shooter]

Number 2 is the worst.

[BTlaxripper]

It was a chilly night in Florida, the goofiest kid on our team steps onto the field. . .

sporting a pair of. . .
Levi blue jeans.

Needless to say his new name is "Buddy Lee"

[BeIVdeR]

ha goalie one is hilarious
only girls should do that
um today i think saw a guy wearing black like jeans
with i think brown boots
and im so serious

[Mad-Max]

1) While playing goal in FIELD lax wearing hockey pants, soccer shin guards, giant arm guards, regular shoulder pads, and a goalie chest protector on top of that.

2) Having colored mesh on your stick that doesn't go with the team's colors. i.e. getting your head strung with neon green mesh for hs which is 2 years away when at the time u play on a team who's colors are maroon, white, and silver

3) Any male player using any piece of pink equipment unless they are exceptionally good.

[JoshM]

Wearing hockey shin-gaurds. Just no.

[faceitoff]

I've never heard the backwards-hat-under-helmet one.

And I think it's fine for goalies to wear sweatpants.

[shooter]

Kids who wear lax shorts about 5 sizes too big, so they keep falling down to their ankles flashing their boxers all match. Keep your homeboy gangsta **** off the lacrosse field.

[GCdorman40]

one day at school (during spirit week) it was crazy sock day. so i took my old soccer socks that were all diff colors, and put 5 diff colors on each foot, 10 diff colors total. we had a game that day and uh... let's just say my cleats fit a little tighter than usual. but i did score a hat trick that day

[faceitoff]

1) While playing goal in FIELD lax wearing hockey pants, soccer shin guards, giant arm guards, regular shoulder pads, and a goalie chest protector on top of that.

2) Having colored mesh on your stick that doesn't go with the team's colors. i.e. getting your head strung with neon green mesh for hs which is 2 years away when at the time u play on a team who's colors are maroon, white, and silver cough cough

3) Any male player using any piece of pink equipment unless they are exceptionally good.

At one time, I strung my head with neon pink mesh, breaking both rule two and three. Except for the face that I am god-like at lacrosse.

[faceitoff]

Kids who wear lax shorts about 5 sizes too big, so they keep falling down to their ankles flashing their boxers all match. Keep your homeboy gangsta **** off the lacrosse field.

I've never heard of that one.

Whoops. Sorry... I don't usually double-post.

[Jesse]

I have a pair of fluro green Nikes with silver glitter in the laces that I use on Astro.
Everyone thinks they are terrible. I like them though...

Oh. I also had a Green Vapor with Green hard mesh and orange and pink shooters...

One of our old goalies wore ice hockey pants. All the young kids still call him "The nappy man" now.

[moondog]

Tye-dye as an undershirt.

I'll let it slide for the highschoolers, but when you're playing college lax, it's tough to take somebody seriously who wears one.

I also saw a goalie (wearing a fall-ball penny), who manually taped a "Pi" symbol on his back for a number. laaaahoooooooser.

Also, a TEAM fashion foul is when every kid on the team wears different colored socks. If everyone does the same thing--fine--but if one kid wears black, one blue, one white, one red...it's just so tacky.

[RockfordAttack9]

Hey! I wear my Spandex proudly. :grin:

[Mad-Max]

Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to the players.

[laxgod1790]

It was a chilly night in Florida, the goofiest kid on our team steps onto the field. . .

sporting a pair of. . .
Levi blue jeans.

Needless to say his new name is "Buddy Lee"

O yeah I forget we had a kid that did that. We called him jeans the rest of the season.

[Superman]

one of my friends as a joke wore a dress shirt with a tie to practice. and he had his lax shorts and spikes on also. imagine how awkward he looked. our coaches expression was priceless.

[atacklax]

Our goalie once wore clown pants for a half. It was hilarious. And I hate kids who wear wool socks for any sport.

[moondog]

ANY kind of pants for a field (position) player. Only the goalie can wear pants.

And painted helmets that are clearly chipping more and more every day.

[faceitoff]

Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to the players.

Is that legal?

[BeIVdeR]

lol my friend wore a dress shirt and tie to football practice
i mean cant u take off the tie! at least!
lol
and i luv the Pi thing
thats hilarious and it might seem nerdy
but its just cool
lolly

[laxgirl45]

I dislike it when guys wear sweatpants with the writing on the butts; that only looks good on girls... unless the guy has a nice butt haha jk jk.

when i was little and played box, and it was mandatory to wear knee pads, some teams would wear hockey socks and then tape them to their knee pads. it looked hidious.

[lax4life6]

i have a pink shaft. i dunno if im excpetionally good but i wont get owned using it so i think im ok

[Mad-Max]

In club you would get people that allow it, but there is no way that would fly in NFHS or NCAA.

I know that a guy on the Crease Monkeys uses (or used) a money sign ($) for a number, so it has been done.


It was during a fall ball tourney so it was ok with the refs, and then half way through the game the tape started peeling off. So random strands of black tape would seen all over the field.

[ilaxitup007]

ive seen many people in womens wearing jeans or bell bottoms. especially when i coach the younger girls, its amazing what parents will let their kids wear to a SPORTING event.

[MinnetonkaLax]

i absouletely hate the kids that wear ONE high sock, its bad enough to wear two most of them time, but when ur only wearing one sock your oretty much asknig to get laid out

[mb5]

I forgot socks to a recruiting tourny once... borrowed my moms pink calf socks and looked kinda sexy... needless to say kids would give me crap about it at the begining of the game and then afterwards wouldn't be talking much crap... also stupid crap like that helps you get noticed a tad by coaches, at least the ones that recruited me had some sort of comment

[gigo567]

People who wear shorts that are to small and they pull up to high. If they fall over you might see there wang and if I saw it I would have to kill myself.

[BeIVdeR]

People who wear shorts that are to small and they pull up to high. If they fall over you might see there wang and if I saw it I would have to kill myself.
hahaha
moondog, this thread is a hit
ha

[ColtsLax]

People who wear shorts that are to small and they pull up to high. If they fall over you might see there wang and if I saw it I would have to kill myself.
problem is, shorts are never big enough. they always buy one size, so as a tall guy, they always end above my knee, and i hate it.

how about a kid wearing cargo shorts? ive seen that.

[moondog]

I got another...

Some older kids on one of my first teams would wear their jock and cup OUTSIDE their shorts, for all to see.

Of course their jock is yellowish-brown, and the straps have been cut off, so the thing bounces up and down with each stride...

[ekajsk8er]

Kids who have a light blue CPro, an orange shaft, pink head, neon green shooters, bright yellow mesh, red gloves, black shoes, and grey elbow pads. It makes me go all crazy eyed.

[FallIntoIt]

ive seen many people in womens wearing jeans or bell bottoms. especially when i coach the younger girls, its amazing what parents will let their kids wear to a SPORTING event.

hahah. I've got to admit, I've thrown on jeans over my compression shorts on occasion just to walk to and from the games. Because somewhere deep inside my vain little head, I believe that no matter the sports bra and sweat-drenched undershirt, no matter the helmet/bandana hair, and no matter the lack of makeup, wearing jeans after a game over my compression shorts makes me look normal.
Of course, as of late (and due to the cold) I just take my pads off after a game put my sweatpants back on/throw on a sweatshirt and just get back to my room as soon as possible to shower.

[shoebag2000]

Saw a kid with a pink womens head and blue jeans, that looked pretty bad.
Our freshman goalie usually wears sheepskin slippers for indoor (turf).
My friend wore about 5 different colored wrist bands on one arm, but it was because he was covering up a cast so that the other team couldn't tell.

[aussielax]

One of our old goalies wore ice hockey pants. All the young kids still call him "The nappy man" now.

HAHA they still call him that, My Dad was the first person to call him that.

[gigo567]

People who just wear spandex shorts and cause them to have the ultimate camel toe.

[shoebag2000]

Hahahahaha, gross. Camel toes look sick.

[kryptic]

I can't stand all the kids that don't fit their helmet right...so they aren't looking through the right holes..

it makes me angry..

[Jesse]

HAHA they still call him that, My Dad was the first person to call him that.
Yeah they do. His expression is so funny.
He plays pole now, cant say hes a better pole than he was goalie...

[Ghslongpole14]

Man, I'm so glad I saw this thread. Yesterday at the UNC SHowcase, some goalie was wearing his hockey cup outside his pants! His black cup was just chillin on the outside of his red ski-lookin pants! We were dieing on the sidelines!

We also played a team last year where some player had a button-up collared shirt on under his pads. Kinda like the Oxford Polo, if any of ya'll know what I'm talking about.

Some guy was wearing a pair of tie-dye soccer cleats when I was a freshman.

And the bandanas under the helmets always bugged me.

[wolves_lax 11]

lol bandanas. kid on my regional team had a pink one. and he was a big mummy boy who was just a gimp. but yeh it was a pink bandana. hilarious

[RockStar]

Is that legal?

In club you would get people that allow it, but there is no way that would fly in NFHS or NCAA......

I'm curious - It's not desireable for obvious reasons, but are the rules written to specifically require natural or whole numbers?

Are negative numbers, excluded? Are non-integers excluded? How about a mathematical expression that evaluates to a number?

I currently wear 666 on a jersey for one club. I am considering changing this to either 151 or to some obscure scientific constant next time I play in a club tourney.

[Jugthug42]

I'm curious - It's not desireable for obvious reasons, but are the rules written to specifically require natural or whole numbers?

Are negative numbers, excluded? Are non-integers excluded? How about a mathematical expression that evaluates to a number?

I currently wear 666 on a jersey for one club. I am considering changing this to either 151 or to some obscure scientific constant next time I play in a club tourney.

Dude...rock 6.022x10^23

Avogadro's number...damn how do I remember that? I like bombed chemistry...

[Lurch22d]

hmm this kid at an indoor league i played at had a bright pink helmet and it was pretty funny....also one of the goalies would wear all blue his chest protector on the outside of his shirt and it had a big target on it...i thought it was pretty funny.

[jackattack]

under armor baseball socks, make u look aboslutley ridiculous, why not just socks below the calf?

[moondog]

Never know...we might see a quadratic equation, or a parabola sometime...

[moondog]

Girls with a PETE ROSE HAIRCUT!!

UNACCEPTABLE!! grounds for an intervention including the family and friends.

[spartacus9]

Tye-dye as an undershirt.

I'll let it slide for the highschoolers, but when you're playing college lax, it's tough to take somebody seriously who wears one.

I also saw a goalie (wearing a fall-ball penny), who manually taped a "Pi" symbol on his back for a number. laaaahoooooooser.

Also, a TEAM fashion foul is when every kid on the team wears different colored socks. If everyone does the same thing--fine--but if one kid wears black, one blue, one white, one red...it's just so tacky.
Hey, I had to do that once, except I made my number $. It was sweet, I won all my f/o too.

[spartacus9]

Man, I'm so glad I saw this thread. Yesterday at the UNC SHowcase, some goalie was wearing his hockey cup outside his pants! His black cup was just chillin on the outside of his red ski-lookin pants! We were dieing on the sidelines!

We also played a team last year where some player had a button-up collared shirt on under his pads. Kinda like the Oxford Polo, if any of ya'll know what I'm talking about.

Some guy was wearing a pair of tie-dye soccer cleats when I was a freshman.

And the bandanas under the helmets always bugged me.
I had some of those cleats for soccer in blue tye dye and regular. I wore them to nationals and I scored 9 goals. I wish they still fit. Oh well, I get cleats for free so...

[wickedlaxer4]

yea definatley this kid i know who bought A CPX AND SUPERSTARS w/ the highschools colors he thought he was gunna go to AND the highschool didnt have a club team or anything.. he just hoped theyd get one

[shiftylax]

I wore a mullet wig under my helemt for my first return to practice after being hurt in the preseason. It did not go over well. But was very funny, regardless. I'd do it again.

[FitzGoalie]

What are the biggest fashion fouls you've seen in lacrosse?

1)(male)Goalie wearing sweatpants with the name of the college on the butt of the sweats.
2)Backwards hat under a Cascade that is one size too large
3)Spandex pants (I don't care how cold it is, wear 2 pair of knee socks)

whoops...i do the hat thing...but only too keep the hair out of my eyes...my coach said that if it got in my eyes again, he would slice it off with a pocket knife

[GBaschski]

I got another...

Some older kids on one of my first teams would wear their jock and cup OUTSIDE their shorts, for all to see.

Of course their jock is yellowish-brown, and the straps have been cut off, so the thing bounces up and down with each stride...

Haha I saw a goalie that wore red pants with like a black jack outside of his pants this weekend. It was funny but he was pretty good so...

[HdGLaxWarrior]

Probably the Mikey Powell glasses.

[NickMB17]

a hot shot that rarely sees playing time with the under armor skullcaps, under armor armbands (with his embroided number), under armor high socks, and to top it all off, an under armor headband on top of the skull cap.

[HdGLaxWarrior]

a hot shot that rarely sees playing time with the under armor skullcaps, under armor armbands (with his embroided number), under armor high socks, and to top it all off, an under armor headband on top of the skull cap.

Or the kid who never plays with all the nicest stuff.

[lokiinspired]

For girls - the shorts you're wearing being longer than your skirt. Just... no. I've seen that at my games and all I can do is cringe. Ugh.

[tokiolax]

at my tryouts last sunday, one of the kids had his black shirt with white collared shirt underneath, and was wearing vans caz he doesnt like cleats. fashion emer-gen-cyyy

[moondog]

And this SAME KID has Mikey Powell eyeblack!!!! It makes me FURIOUS!

[LCNlaxman]

Is that legal?

In club you would get people that allow it, but there is no way that would fly in NFHS or NCAA.

I know that a guy on the Crease Monkeys uses (or used) a money sign ($) for a number, so it has been done.

I'm curious - It's not desireable for obvious reasons, but are the rules written to specifically require natural or whole numbers?

Are negative numbers, excluded? Are non-integers excluded? How about a mathematical expression that evaluates to a number?

I currently wear 666 on a jersey for one club. I am considering changing this to either 151 or to some obscure scientific constant next time I play in a club tourney.


Technically, according to NCAA 2005 Men's Lacrosse Rulebook, rule 1-21b (or just 1-21 in general), it's legal as long as it is no less than 10 inches on the front and 12 inches on the back.

[Monzo]

last week at my indoor game somebody wore a full sweatsuit over their pads.
i can't imagine how hot that would be...

[ptglax7]

Two years ago, some kid always wore a hoodie under all his gear, and we all made fun of him. It was really funny on 80 degree days and he still decided to wear a hoodie under all his equipment.

[freestylewalkin]

Some guy was wearing a pair of tie-dye soccer cleats when I was a freshman.



someone here on the boards has tie dye cleats. I think it might have been faceitoff

[goalieskcickay]

Yeah, faceitoff has rainbow cleats. Quite sexy, I must say.

[shoebag2000]

Haha, yeah, those rainbow tye-die Fila's. Those things are so awesome, I would totally wear them even though I'm not like super amazing or anything. I am just cool like that. Or am I just looking for a hurtin' like that? Either way, they rock.

[LymanLax28]

Today our goalie forgot his cup, and I just happened to find one (it looked like it was made for an eight-year-old) on the ground. So he put a string through the holes in the cup and tied it around himself... needless to say, we aimed for his balls all day.

[Canadian Lax]

Today our goalie forgot his cup, and I just happened to find one (it looked like it was made for an eight-year-old) on the ground. So he put a string through the holes in the cup and tied it around himself... needless to say, we aimed for his balls all day.


eeewww thats disgusting he used a cup HE FOUND....that cannot be healthy. But its funny cuz its was for like an eight yr old.

[HdGLaxWarrior]

eeewww thats disgusting he used a cup HE FOUND....that cannot be healthy. But its funny cuz its was for like an eight yr old.

Why can that not be healthy? As long as he wore underwear he's good.

[LymanLax28]

Well, he did wear it over his shorts, so it's not that big of a deal. The funy thing was that it was on a string tied around his waist, and that the cup itself was so tiny.

[spenny]

i went to watch some kids practice today and ended up on the field in a hooded sweatshirt, khakis, and hiking shoes.

more no-nos:
wife beaters & pads
kids who dont wear appropriate athletic clothing to practice (like i did, but i *went* to watch...)
shiny soccer pants...

moondog, i have to say that i played a lot of lax in tie-dyes, but ALL of it was in the 1980s.

[shoebag2000]

Oooo, that would have sucked to take a shot to the junk. There would be like no room for energy dissapation, all of it would be transfered directly to the cajones.

[Ghslongpole14]

I have no problem with the wife beaters.

Spenny, I didn't say rainbow shirts, I said rainbow CLEATS! They looked AWFUL! No offense whoever had em, I just wanted to light that kid up.

All the matching Under Armour stuff really pisses me off.

One game at the Father's Day Invational this summer, some guy's dad hooked the team up with team logo'd hand towels. Some guys were trying to rock those, like football players do. Another tried to wear the Aviators, but Coach Cetrone wasn't having any of that.

[faceitoff]

In club you would get people that allow it, but there is no way that would fly in NFHS or NCAA.

I know that a guy on the Crease Monkeys uses (or used) a money sign ($) for a number, so it has been done.

They also use X, Y, and Z.

Girls with a PETE ROSE HAIRCUT!!

UNACCEPTABLE!! grounds for an intervention including the family and friends.

Ahahahhahaha

Technically, according to NCAA 2005 Men's Lacrosse Rulebook, rule 1-21b (or just 1-21 in general), it's legal as long as it is no less than 10 inches on the front and 12 inches on the back.
We should get LaxRef in on this.

Anyways, yes, I do have rainbow cleats. Boy, did I sure get crap from my teammates for wearing them. I love them, though.

[Boog]

Speaking of 80s fashion, Spenny, we needed an extra guy so my buddy played in deck shoes - no socks. Sweet.

Another note:

What's wrong with bandanas? I have always worn one. I wear contact lenses and it keeps the sweat out of my eyes. It is certainly not so my helmet fits. I can barely squeeze my shaven bulbous head into it anyways.

[roycegracie47]

What's wrong with bandanas? I have always worn one. I wear contact lenses and it keeps the sweat out of my eyes. It is certainly not so my helmet fits. I can barely squeeze my shaven bulbous head into it anyways.
This is why I bought a UA skullcap. I used to have long hair and even tied back it would come undone while playing and some would sneak into my eyes. And sweat in the contact lenses blinded me on more than one occasion, plus since I have my helmet fitted to my dome, it's thin enough that's I'm not trying to jam the thing on my head and worry if it moved.

[WHEELAX2]

wearing boots, jean shorts, sunglasses under helmet, bandana, shiny basketball shoes (dada), ugly made-up pockets, wearing some "all-star" camp gear for summer league (like I care what camp you went to), soccer high socks (reg. high sox are ok), wearing baseball cleats, mikey powell face paint, wearing #22 or 1 if you're awful, etc, etc..

[LCNlaxman]

We should get LaxRef in on this.

Indeed, we should. Would you care to PM him, or shall i?

@horney: What's so bad about bandanas? I wear one as well as a few of my friends. Then again, my hair is touching my shoulders again. :nahya:

[faceitoff]

Indeed, we should. Would you care to PM him, or shall i?

You can.

wearing #22 or 1 if you're awful

That's seriously not that bad. A number is a number.

[slinkyspine]

My friend forgot his jersey once. He wore his longsleeved underarmor for a jersey at an exhibition. This is box we wear alot of upper body stuff. He looked ripped but our coaches
laughed the whole warmup and made him stay on all game unless he was hurt. 3 shifts someone cranked him for the 5th time. Hurt. Hilarious dress up though :grin:

[TheNino57]

All I have to say is, if you are good enough, you can look good doing anything! Ever think about doing something rediculous in hopes that you will get noticed by a scout? Bright, flourescent orange socks will definately draw some attention.

[SJmiddi]

-my teammates over the summer put on eyeblack every game and they all would get someone else to attempt a mickey powell, cept they're all idiots and ended up just making a gigantic black shape on each other's cheeks.

-teams (in normal season) with different helmets. it just drives me crazy. you're playing a team and half has white, half has black, and one kid has a red helmet. it's not that hard to coordinate what color u want ur team to have.

-kids who put all the sticker crap all over their helmets

-helmets with tape on it, some player on another team i played had blue tape rimming the holes on the top. it wasnt just like those stripes u can buy but more like a big grid on the top of his helmet.

[RockStar]

....shiny basketball shoes (dada)......

Come on, my extra shiny shoes make me run faster!

(I recently bought this ridiculous pair of shiny red, white, and blue Adidas low-cuts. They are pretty "dazzling" Think like what Mark Steenhuis would wear if he played for the Toronto Rock!

There is only one real justification and that's that I needed new shoes and these were ~$100 shoes being blown out for $35.

The only other potential justification - Hearing a comment like "nice shoes, faggot" is a wonderful excuse to start a fight!!!! :clap: )

[LCNlaxman]

It's one of those things that the rules don't address because the people who wrote them don't figure anyone is going to use "number" to mean anything other than a positive integer betweem 00 and 99. Technically, it's not illegal to have a decimal or a negative, but do you want to pay $100 for a custom jersey, only to have your local league or officials rule that you can't wear it?

Here is what he told me.

[ekajsk8er]

Last year on the last game of the season we all wore eyeblack mustaches (the most popular styles were the Snidely Whiplash http://hostilewitness.com/images/snidely-whiplash.jpg and the little Hitler stash), goatees, eyebrows, and fake scars to poke fun at the mp posers on the other team (there were plenty swerve/swizzle/mp eyeblack combo's last spring let me tell you). We looked perty dumb, but it was funny.

[RockStar]

Last year on the last game of the season we all wore eyeblack mustaches (the most popular styles were the Snidely Whiplash http://hostilewitness.com/images/snidely-whiplash.jpg and the little Hitler stash), goatees, eyebrows, and fake scars to poke fun at the mp posers on the other team (there were plenty swerve/swizzle/mp eyeblack combo's last spring let me tell you). We looked perty dumb, but it was funny.
:lol:

This is a great idea!

[WickedDpole21]

for the $ number, wut would the ref say?"slashing on ....errrr.ummm... money"

[jackattack]

Girls with a PETE ROSE HAIRCUT!!

UNACCEPTABLE!! grounds for an intervention including the family and friends.


moondog is salute you

[MNLaxFan14]

Kids who wear lax shorts about 5 sizes too big, so they keep falling down to their ankles flashing their boxers all match. Keep your homeboy gangsta **** off the lacrosse field.

Like this guy...

[illinois lax !!]

One little kid i saw took the wood part of a rake and stuck it in his head for a longstick...

anybody who wears socks that come up to their knees. disgusting. gangster shorts... youre only kdding yourself... get some shorts that fit.

[Hypersquid1]

lol this is a great thread... i cant stand it when kids use so much tape everywhere, like it covers up their colors and it annoys me so much... as for shorts, i refuse to wear anything that comes above the knee, and i run cross country and i have seen some pretty interesting shorts at some races. or kids who wear baseball socks that are the complete opposite colors of the team colors drives me out of my mind. and guys should never wear the butt print pants, thats just wrong. o once i went to my friends lax practice and there was a kid who was wearing corduroys and etnies skate shoes with a dress up buttin down shirt. all he was wearing was a helmet it was hilarious.

[Mad-Max]

Having custom team shafts, brand new, with all new custom team gear, but then go winless at a fall ball tourney.

[IRISHLAX30]

Come on, my extra shiny shoes make me run faster!

(I recently bought this ridiculous pair of shiny red, white, and blue Adidas low-cuts. They are pretty "dazzling" Think like what Mark Steenhuis would wear if he played for the Toronto Rock!


I think Mark Steenhuis did get new shoes .

http://www.bandits.com/gallery.php?nID=89

By the way Mark Steenhuis is the man

[nemesislax]

im pretty sure those are just hit summer ball shoes for when he plays for Barrie.

[tlaing22]

I wore a mullet wig under my helemt for my first return to practice after being hurt in the preseason. It did not go over well. But was very funny, regardless. I'd do it again.


WEAK....I grew a mullet for a game.

[thedamnedfan]

Breast cut tight white t-shirts over pads with florescent pink short shorts. Tis why the indoor leage made a new uniform rule of full unaltered jerseys and something else about shorts forgot thou. It was hard to take the game serious.

[laxrat22]

hows this, the whole team wearing different shorts, some wearing new jerseys, some wearing old jerseys and some wearing 2 different kinds of pennies. then getting new shorts at half time so we dropped trou right in front of everyone, the whole team.

i used to rock neon green mesh

o ya i played in a tournament one time and i had to borrow a penny from a coach and so i went out on a face off as middie and my friend on the same line was #15 and so was i. 2 #15s on one line, i found it ammusing

[Laxin2266]

when kids have gay dyes of like colleges like SU or UVA. I dont mind neon or pink dyes OR mesh

[montebon]

[QUOTE=Mad-Max]Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to

Hey! On my Church Basketball team my number was 74 1/2 and lets just say the only penalty called on me was the time I punched a guy in the face... That didn't go over too well.

[laxpro]

the shin guards with the goalie is pretty bad

[tomahawks11]

goalies wearing box equipment playing field is just plain weird

[tomahawks11]

o yea and one goalie had only one leg and he decorated it with team colours!!! looked great actually

[CHSlax]

Hey, I had to do that once, except I made my number $. It was sweet, I won all my f/o too.


lol not only does my winter team tape the number on we make our own jerseys lol we take pennies put tape on them and right our own little slogan in sharpie. mine currently say "Rock you like a hurricane" lol its kind of what our team is known for in the league everyone loves to read our jerseys.

[lancer]

some crazy coach showed up tp one of my games with no clothes on

[Kevin Boyle]

At a camp I coached two summers ago, we scrapped one of the talk sessions and replaced it with "How to look cool in your Lax gear". We walked through the appropriate way to wear each peice of clothing and equipment. Then we went camper-by-camper and critiqued/adjusted their uniforms and apparell. What was great was that the kids all really liked it, and asked us to do more stuff like that next year. Highly reccomended for future lax camps.

The most common things that we had to address were:

1) Kids wearing their helmet tilted back instead of tilted forward. Some kids would be lookgin out through the middle of their face mask instead of looking out from under their visor (this always bugs the crap out of me).

2) Glove cuffs pulled tightly together and tied with two feet of laces whipping around on each hand. I'm suprised there weren't any eye injuries with the amount string that was whipping around the field.

3) Denim/Khaki shorts... Damn

It occurs to me that all this stuff is practical as well as fashionable. Players should tilt their helmets down in order to make use of their visor, in addition to looking like a storm trooper. Players shouldhave loose glove cuffs, so as not to inhibit cradling, and should avoid extraneous strings hanging off so as to avoid whipping them around. Players should wear athletic shorts in order to avoid chaffing over the course of a 6 hour long day of summer lax camp.

What also occurs to me is that these mistakes are so common, that maybe kids shouldn't be expected to know beeter without being taught. So, correcting lax fashim mistakes might be a coaching responsibility.

[lax4life6]

our team had a game against some team in a tournament and we had jerseys instead of pinneys and we were both the same color. we had to play with NO jerseys or anything. and it turns out the kid who won a torque in the fastest shot contest (83 mph) was on that team. he was huge and ripped. and when the other team can see every spot you dont have pads.........

[pINK fLOYD]

In practice our goalie doesnt wear any pants only boxer and no cup. It was way more funny than a fashion foul. Another is when goalies wear shin guards

[zerdoink]

i wear polos under my pads at football practice if i forget a different shirt. everybody hates when i do it but then they forget shirts and have to wear a polo then i get to laugh at them
thats not really a Lacrosse Fashion foul though

[lVlike]

*male fashion designers voice* like um when theyre like shoes dont like go with there pants or like when they where white after laborday

[sglaxr009]

i think wearing a hockey/box helmet for field would be pretty funnny. or one of those old school leather helmets that are like 6 inches taller that your head. those are funny.

[Laxergirl]

i would have to agree with the team name on the butt of the pants for guys. this just creeps me out. honestly like big time. that is for girls to do, not guys. i mean i wear those, i dont want to see some guy wearing the same ones. not only awkward but just creepy. take it from a girl DONT WEAR THOSE!

[bee_laxer5]

my first season this kid on one of our rivals teams wore a do-rag under his helmet. our whole team just laughed

[HRLAXER]

haha one attackman on my team taped a towel around his neck like a cape. the defense coach said the first defender to bring it to him would get the rest of practice off.

[DashLAX18]

Hmm I dont really mind the spandex, until it is longer than the shorts and sticks out the bottem, then its like, dude come on, you're just embarassing

[the next 'one']

on my old team, we had a kid that wore the backwards ORANGE hat under the helmet. the team colors were black and red. not to mention he wore the eyeglasses under the helmet also. plus he was the coaches son...i pity the fool.

[ByrdDpole]

What are the biggest fashion fouls you've seen in lacrosse?

1)(male)Goalie wearing sweatpants with the name of the college on the butt of the sweats.
2)Backwards hat under a Cascade that is one size too large
3)Spandex pants (I don't care how cold it is, wear 2 pair of knee socks)

Ha, I did that. Not on purpose of course, my cascade I got on ebay was too big.

[laxman37]

i would have to agree with the team name on the butt of the pants for guys. this just creeps me out. honestly like big time. that is for girls to do, not guys. i mean i wear those, i dont want to see some guy wearing the same ones. not only awkward but just creepy. take it from a girl DONT WEAR THOSE!
I'm 100% with you and all the others on that. How come UVA can't learn a thing? Mb5, take this issue to your team.

i think wearing a hockey/box helmet for field would be pretty funnny. or one of those old school leather helmets that are like 6 inches taller that your head. those are funny.

My teammate did that one year. He took crap for it, but he was like the best on our team. It was really funny too.

haha one attackman on my team taped a towel around his neck like a cape. the defense coach said the first defender to bring it to him would get the rest of practice off.

That is so funny. I can see the defensemen going crazy trying to kill him.

[endoftheline]

Yeah they do. His expression is so funny.
He plays pole now, cant say hes a better pole than he was goalie...
hahahaha nappy man. Everytime we play surrey one of guys is so excited hes like wears nappy man wears nappy man.

[endoftheline]

I wore a mullet wig under my helemt for my first return to practice after being hurt in the preseason. It did not go over well. But was very funny, regardless. I'd do it again.
Hahaha theres a kid on my footy team who wears a mullet wig with a bandana he looks like willie nelson. The funny thing is for footy you dont have helmets so everyone can see it.

[luke07]

There's this kid on a team we played whose entire helmet was covered with stickers (starbucks sticker, baseball bumper sticker, and a Ralph Lauren sticker were just some of the many stickers on his helmet.)

[radman]

I dont care what you wear, shin guards on a goalie, skull caps/dorags to cover your bald head or control your hair, boxgear/hockey helmets in a field game, or spandex pants in the middle of winter.

You wear what works for you! Fashion faux-paus or "fashion no'no's".

Some of you guys sound like fashionista's on seventh avenue in NYC!
So are we auditioning for Queer eye for the straight guy or what!

Fugetttaboutt it!

[Last Don]

I had a kid on my team in high school who came out for JV, and wore track spikes to practice for the first two weeks. To make matters worse, it rained everyday for those first two weeks of practice.

Also, my brother plays with a limited edition, hot pink dB803, and will occassionally rock hot pink, tye-died soccer socks to match, along with his pink cleats. He's averaging almost 5 goals a game, so no one says anything to him. He says he does it because it has to be embarassing to get dominated by a guy wearing pink.

[DashLAX18]

Also, my brother plays with a limited edition, hot pink dB803, and will occassionally rock hot pink, tye-died soccer socks to match, along with his pink cleats. He's averaging almost 5 goals a game, so no one says anything to him. He says he does it because it has to be embarassing to get dominated by a guy wearing pink.


Haha yes! Thats why I used to wear pink wrestling shoes cause i just wanted to see the look on the kids face when he got pinned by some kid wearing pink shoes, and thier team mates always gave them hell afterwards. :bye:

[DO IT BIG]

one of our middies put blue's clues stickers all over his helmet. I think he also had some teenage mutant ninja turtles on there too. And he did this during playoffs. :whyme:

[laxcus27]

I wore knee high Uner Armor sokc, and on my jerzey i did the numbers "1337" (spells leet) and one time my friend did "420" that was pretty funny.

[syracuselax3]

I wore knee high Uner Armor sokc, and on my jerzey i did the numbers "1337" (spells leet) and one time my friend did "420" that was pretty funny.


Haha, someone should do "666". Imagine the chaos.

[laxcus27]

ill do that this summer, ill try to get a pic and post it

[syracuselax3]

ill do that this summer, ill try to get a pic and post it


Haha, sweet.

[et1705]

bulldog-J and I played a team and the goalie had a big baggy pair of faded jeans.... they fell down exposing his bright red long spandex has he was running to the goal and he almost tripped on them it was pretty funny.... i dont mean red i mean BRIGHT red

[stegmakk]

I dont care what you wear, shin guards on a goalie, skull caps/dorags to cover your bald head or control your hair, boxgear/hockey helmets in a field game, or spandex pants in the middle of winter.
You wear what works for you! Fashion faux-paus or "fashion no'no's".
Some of you guys sound like fashionista's on seventh avenue in NYC!
So are we auditioning for Queer eye for the straight guy or what!
Fugetttaboutt it!
I agree with you on everything but the goalies that wear shin guards...to me that is a nono...not because of a fashion fauxpas but because it shows weakness...it shows the other team that the goalie is afraid of the ball and how much it hurts...that is just a greenlight to tool up on him and rip shots...

[Last Don]

Oh, I missed one.

One of my teammates in high school found some New Kids On the Block shoe laces, and replaced all his shooting strings with neon orange, NKOTB shoelaces. It was freakin awesome.

NKOTB might be before most of ya'll's time, but he put the laces in in like 1999-2000, so it was hilarious to all of us, because we remembered "Hanging Tough," and "Step by Step."

[radman]

I agree with you on everything but the goalies that wear shin guards...to me that is a nono...not because of a fashion fauxpas but because it shows weakness...it shows the other team that the goalie is afraid of the ball and how much it hurts...that is just a greenlight to tool up on him and rip shots...


I dont know, ever since Dougherty won an MLL championship wearing a single shin guard on a bum leg, I've seen a number goalies anywhere from the post collegiate club circuit to Div I pad up one leg/shin. Colunucci on SU pads up both, I thought that slowed him down but it doesnt make him a lesser goalie.

In fact, Ive notice goalies who wear sweats, or a single shin guard tend to be more aggresive & through there body recklessly at the shot.

Im not a goalie, but it doesnt bother me what they wear. Thats all that traditional attitude. Would you consider a Marine or Ranger going into battle not wearing body armor greater than the other marine/ranger wearing his body armou? The former is usauly dead and not effective.

My only question is, that depending on how padded they are, the shin guard can act as an weighed anchor. But i leave those things to the goalie to decide.

persoanlly I would prefer to play with sawed off facemask like they did in the early days of the NLL-but hey liability is nasty.

[I Am Legend]

* Painted Helmets - thats so poor, just leave it as it is or buy a new one.

* Ridiculous Eye Black - Example: making circles around your eyes

* Different color equipment - Most places this is illegal but for those places where it isnt dont wear blue gloves if your team colors are red and white.

* Rasta anything ....green, red, and yellow shooters....stupid.

* Do-rags

* Different colored cleats, if your team colors are Green and White why would you wear red cleats.

[RamLacrosse]

i played a game once, with no boxers, and no cup

it was reeally uncomfortable. I got knocked donw and dirt was all over my a$$ cheeks. And my whole butt was hanging out. It was kinda em-bare-a$$-ing
hahaha dang im funny and i made that up right on the spot

[pshwarriorlax17]

Dude...rock 6.022x10^23

Avogadro's number...damn how do I remember that? I like bombed chemistry...

i wanna know how the refs announced the kids penalties and when someone was guarding him "yeah i got 6.022x10^23" hahaha

[somrandomguy]

Lax mullets.

'Nuff said.

[Farny]

This is why I bought a UA skullcap. I used to have long hair and even tied back it would come undone while playing and some would sneak into my eyes. And sweat in the contact lenses blinded me on more than one occasion, plus since I have my helmet fitted to my dome, it's thin enough that's I'm not trying to jam the thing on my head and worry if it moved.

Third'd on the UA Skull Cap. I bought one, because otherwise you'll always see me as the kid sticking his hands into his facemask to try to get the hair out of his eyes. The thing helps tremendously.

[Farny]

Not really fashion, but relates to how you carry yourself.

People who just run or move funny. I don't like it, and I always seem to find oddities in the way people run or dodge, just how they move when they play lacrosse.

[syracuselax3]

* Different color equipment - Most places this is illegal but for those places where it isnt dont wear blue gloves if your team colors are red and white.



Im doing that for my rec league summer team. Our colors are blue and gold, and i have a red helmet, white gloves, and blue arm pads. Pretty sick huh?

[The Prophet]

i absouletely hate the kids that wear ONE high sock, its bad enough to wear two most of them time, but when ur only wearing one sock your oretty much asknig to get laid out
That's the only way to rock it. It only works if the kid is the flat out fastest on the field.

[jory]

Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to the players.

i wonder if i can put -F on my jersey for the summer league

[LaxLlama8]

I've never heard the backwards-hat-under-helmet one.

And I think it's fine for goalies to wear sweatpants.
Yeah, but not if they have the team name on the butt. :bartmoon: Just...ick..no, don't do that...ever.

[thecheese]

kid wearing purple tights with flames on them. needless to say he got knocked around quite a bit.

[homeskillet313]

i rock a pink shaft. most of the people on my team liked it and i wasnt even super awesome or anything. at camp this summer tho, every coach knew me by my shaft and our teams helmets (cuz they are pretty sweet)

[dta06]

i wore socks untop of my gloves during a winter game to keep my hands warm. it worked but looked horrible

[berger1227]

beginning of the season when it was still freezing out i wore an ENORMOUS fur lined parka over my pads...needless to say i was a pretty big target

[UTlax31]

We had a kid on our team that wore a football helmet for practice in the fall. We are playing lacrosse in Tennessee... and the football helmet just made us look that much more bush league.

[BwineLAX42]

[QUOTE=Mad-Max]Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to

Hey! On my Church Basketball team my number was 74 1/2 and lets just say the only penalty called on me was the time I punched a guy in the face... That didn't go over too well.

You punched somebody in your church basketballl league. HAHAHA :WTF: I actually had Syracuse colored DADA's. What can I say I was in 7th grade? I personally hate our team custom helmets... Our team colors are Navy and Whate. But our helmet visors and chin pieces are Royal. I HATE it and we have NAVY decals.

[Loose Balls]

We wore jean cut-offs, 80's flurescent OP swim trunks, and full body leotards with no shorts to a field tourny in Victoria, BC, Canada last month. We won.

If anybody knows how to post a pic on this Ill put them on.

[AttackMan17]

I've seen a fair share of lax fashion faux pas.

Heres a current one...
Most of my fall leauge team has school colored helmets (blue-yellow)
Like 25% have white helmets...
And i have a red and white one. (The colors of one of our rival schools)

Needless to say...its a bit odd...

[TRITON]

We wore jean cut-offs, 80's flurescent OP swim trunks, and full body leotards with no shorts to a field tourny in Victoria, BC, Canada last month. We won.

If anybody knows how to post a pic on this Ill put them on.


i wanna see these pictures, we were thinking of short shorts and high socks for last year but (thank god) we laughed it off

[Loose Balls]

Might have figured it out.

[reefmiddie26]

wow dude lol those things are funny as hell!!!!

i dont seriously think i would be able to play sum1 wearing that.

[nativeson]

Might have figured it out.

That was disturbing, very disturbing. Burned in my brain forever.... :WTF:

[Dublin Lax Star]

pink polo shirt underneith (sp?) shoulder pads, POPPED THE COLLER AND EVERYTHING

[sailorslax88]

wearing knee high socks i think is bad. crews are the only way to go
wearing one knee sock
really long hair out of the back of your helmet, the best thing is just a few inches. that's golden.

[DavidOneLeg]

the only way to go is to wear high socks pulled to the knee or above.

[BelliesLax]

ive never liked the fact that some people wear soccer cleats but thats just me

[middleton23]

i wanna know how the refs announced the kids penalties and when someone was guarding him "yeah i got 6.022x10^23" hahaha


they probably just said "mole"

[LymanLax28]

Might have figured it out.
Hahahaha, oh man, that is probably the most awesome thing in the world. It's even better because you guys won.

[BClax17]

Might have figured it out.
That's at Bear Mountain right?

I might know who those guys are.

[jim_uk]

There is a team in the UK made up of ex-students from Bath University that play in black with pink shoulders (poor picture but you can see how bad it is at http://www.batheights.com/southern.asp?i=338).

Have to admit I have played for them in the past. Great drinkers one and all!

[Bear]

went to a game that ended up being a forfeit, so we started a pick up game and i was rock Birkinstock clogs, wool socks and longunderwear under my jeans, its Alaska, and its cold and all, but i was so hot after that

[manup5183]

Might have figured it out.

O LORD THAT IS CRAZY. you guys have some mondo cahones for going out to play guys while dressed up like that. that is hella cool how you guys won to!

[abomb]

[QUOTE=Mad-Max]Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to

Hey! On my Church Basketball team my number was 74 1/2 and lets just say the only penalty called on me was the time I punched a guy in the face... That didn't go over too well.
thats great haha. especially how it was a church basketball game

[ADKlax24]

there is a goalie so afraid of the ball in my league he uses not only shin guards but hockey pants.I do not know why he even plays goalie because he crys if anyone shoots it to hard at him.oh yea did i forget to tell you he is 13 and he is in 8th grade.

[LymanLax5]

I can't talk trash about others fashion mishaps, I put some swing dancing stickers on my helmet that I use in off season for practice, fall ball and whatever else, but the goalie one is funny..

[jedimasterPIMP]

Honestly I can't stand knee high socks, I do not know what it is about them, but I can't stand them at all.

[$$Hendrickson$$]

haha this kid off some team was wearing shin guards but its not even like they were even good they were like paper thin .... he was a goalie .... i shot a bounce shot at him that hit him square where his shinguards were and he cried about it and sat for the rest of the day ... ( this was back in 7th grade but still lol)

[rizzini]

the only time i wear high socks is when its really cold. i wore them today for a tournament..it was in the high 30's/ low 40's

[tomtom]

Dude...rock 6.022x10^23

Avogadro's number...damn how do I remember that? I like bombed chemistry...


5 points to who ever can figure out this one:

8.92x10^9

[Phelan]

31102116856.92

well, people say this is a tight idea or a really gay idea so I am going to put it in here, I plan on annoing my stick Luis Vuitton.

[BlueWave]

31102116856.92

well, people say this is a tight idea or a really gay idea so I am going to put it in here, I plan on annoing my stick Luis Vuitton.
are u a guy or girl?

[creaseattack]

Honestly I can't stand knee high socks, I do not know what it is about them, but I can't stand them at all.
I hate them too, I think ankle to calf socks are the way to go no shows look bad on some people.

[SpearsGoalie]

first off knee high socks are gay unless its cold out.
second this kid on my team wore his fishing waders and camo raincoat over his pads out to practice with a fishing net hanging from his belt. he also had a sandwich stuffed in his face mask so he could much on it every so often... hes a lazy attack man. but our practice feild is notoriously swampy in the middle of the season so the waders were justifiable

[northshorelax3]

a kid on my football team wore a tommy hilfigger polo shirt under his pads to one practice. the worst part, the collar was sticking over the shoulder pads and practice jersey.

[PearlJam9]

Ive seen a goalie wearing catchers leg pads
on a side note ive seen some in d1 play aswell I believe i saw UVA had wahoos or somthing on the back of their shorts which is girly
and in the late 80s early 90s i remember the goalie for cuse wore football pants with the pads in them he was sick but still......

[BwineLAX42]

I believe Wahoo's is Virginia's lacrosse team name. 1/4 Under Armour socks are the way to go.

[Laxplayer027]

Well, one of our players wore his sisters lax short to a game because he couldn't find his. Let's just say they were VERY Short, tight, and a little revealing.

[faceofflax15]

I believe Wahoo's is Virginia's lacrosse team name. 1/4 Under Armour socks are the way to go.
Pretty sure they stick with the University's name..Cavaliers

[laxpro]

they probably just said "mole"
I'm so sick of Avogadros number, moles, etc. But unfortunately I have Honors' Chemistry for the rest of the year.

Well, one of our players wore his sisters lax short to a game because he couldn't find his. Let's just say they were VERY Short, tight, and a little revealing.
and you liked it...didn't you?

[atakakiller3014]

actually look on the bottom of the back of their jersey.... it says "hoo's"

[meestagoaliemon]

I think the worst i've seen(& I haven't seen too much) is one kid on the other team that used eye-black to draw a curly mustache. I just think that is te cheesiest thing I have ever seen.

[ATLredgoalie55]

I think the worst i've seen(& I haven't seen too much) is one kid on the other team that used eye-black to draw a curly mustache. I just think that is te cheesiest thing I have ever seen.

haha that was our teams plan for one of our games senior year. individually it's pretty pointless, but together as a team it's something to laugh about. the one thing I hate seeing is people trying to replicate mikey powell's use of eye black. for some reason it doesn't turn out so well on anyone ive seen other than mikey.

[limmywinks21]

errrrrr i hate goalie shin pads and hoodies over all your pads i dont know i just hate it

[SpearsGoalie]

in respons to the Wahoos thing
laxpower.com has their name listed as the "Cavaliers" [URL=http://www.laxpower.com/update06/binmen/XUVAXX.PHP]
but if uy search "Wahoos lacrosse" you will find stuff on wahoos soccer etc.
so i think it would be safe to determine that they are the cavaliers because it is the school mascot and it is in really big letters across the front of the jersey. wahoos is probably a nickname. sorry to get off topic.

[THALAX]

Pretty sure they stick with the University's name..Cavaliers
It's Hoos. That's what they call themselves. It's both Cavaliers and hoos.

[WoodDuck14]

31102116856.92

well, people say this is a tight idea or a really gay idea so I am going to put it in here, I plan on annoing my stick Luis Vuitton.

You did that wrong. 8.92x10^9 is 8920000000. you have to do the 10^9 part first since it comes first in the order of operations. then u can times it by 8.92.

[paul8]

we had a retard middie on our jv team who unknowingly went onto the field wearing a hitler moustache made of eye black. another guy didnt have a jersey because he started late and had to wear his super bright tye-dye shirt ot all the games.

[washjeff]

in my first indoor season, i saw a goalie using hockey goalie leg pads that literally took up most of the goal. i wore my normal field stuff and we still won.

[jtothep213]

My team was playing one of our lacrosse foes. They recently made a color change from red/carolina/navy to navy/carolina/silver. So to change their helmets colors they pulled off a classic and covered their red helmets with duct tape. I also had to laugh becuase this team comes from the richest part of the city.

Also, we are playing a neighboring school...and 3-4 kids on their team are playing the game with the home jerseys on while we were playing at my school.

Its awkward how people think.

[jacklax95]

Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to the players.
haha.. thats funny

[DutchyLacrosse]

I played a friendly game couple of weeks ago.
There was a player on the opposing team wearing a pink shirt instead of uniform.
Got me thinking that he was a queer or something.
Also on the same match i forgot my shorts so i played in spandex short, wich looked really weird.

[DashLAX18]

I played a friendly game couple of weeks ago.
There was a player on the opposing team wearing a pink shirt instead of uniform.
Got me thinking that he was a queer or something.
Also on the same match i forgot my shorts so i played in spandex short, wich looked really weird.

Wow... just wow,
please, I dont think you could make lacrosse players sound anymore ignorant and narrow minded.

congrats...

[DutchyLacrosse]

Wow... just wow,
please, I dont think you could make lacrosse players sound anymore ignorant and narrow minded.

congrats...

Sorry if it offended you in any way.
It's just about giving an example.

[aussielax]

I played a friendly game couple of weeks ago.
There was a player on the opposing team wearing a pink shirt instead of uniform.
Got me thinking that he was a queer or something.
Also on the same match i forgot my shorts so i played in spandex short, wich looked really weird.

Haha I'm pretty sure he looked at you in spandex shorts and though to himself "is that dude queer?"

[DashLAX18]

^^^^^ Haha, yeah dont worry no offense or anything I just wouldnt want anyone to actually take offense to what you said. Anyway sorry I was so harsh about what I said.

P.s. One day one kid at practice wore a Polo over his pads because he didn't have a jersey.

[Riot]

^^^^^ Haha, yeah dont worry no offense or anything I just wouldnt want anyone to actually take offense to what you said. Anyway sorry I was so harsh about what I said.

P.s. One day one kid at practice wore a Polo over his pads because he didn't have a jersey.
Nah, you were right. He didn't mean any harm by it, but it was still a stupid thing to say.

Anyways, some kid wore a wrist band about halfway up his ankle. It looked retarded.

[chrisbchicken13]

a kid on my hockey team wore a collerd **** to practice and had the coller poped so you could see it coming out of the shoulder pads. it was hillarious

[d-man35]

Team whos numbers were taped on 10 minutes before the game and many of the players numbers consisted of Pi, 2.333 repeated, 0000, and many others. The refs had the hardest times awarding penalties to the players.
thats hilarious

[theonly]

To me, high knee socks look better on shorter people.

Sometimes there are a few kids who wear their uniform ( polo, tie, and khaki pants) out on the field.

Eye black is a fashion don't, especially when it's not sunny.

Few days ago, I wore my snow pants out onto the field because our field was covered in about a foot of snow.

And finally, it may just be me but I hate when people are wearing pads that are like 2 sizes bigger, so they look like a giant padded marshmallow.

[MAGOALIE1]

MILITARY STYLE COMBAT BOOTS!

playoff game two years ago we are playing on turf and the one kid forgets his cleats, so he had to wear the shoes he wore to school that day

it turned out that those shoes were combat boots, funniest look ever

first imagine a big irish catholic kid 6' 200lbs+, military hair cut.

just think of an irish rambo with short hair

were getting killed so the coach starts putting guys on the field who didnt get any playing time. and with like a minute left coach throws Jordan( irish rambo ) on the field, combat boots and all. the attackman he was guarding was a pretty tiny kid (they were putting their back-ups in as well). everyone stared as Jordan ran onto the field, this guy is the kinda person who you would never wanna meet in a dark alley way and the first person you want watching your back.

jordan is forgiven for the lacrosse fashion don't because he is one of the greatest friends anyone can ask for and would give you the shirt off his back even if it was his last piece of clothing.

[Sir_Jimmy_Page]

i find it just plain stupid looking when people have hair that is really long but they dont control it, so it pops out of random holes in the top of their helmets

and when people have some nice looking helmets, all shiny black with the royal visors (team colors are black, blue, white) and chromed facemask, but its at a 20 degree angle on their head

[duke9fan]

Knee high socks look stupid, shin high is better
Two different color socks(especially knee high) is [no derogatory remarks]
It looks stupid to wear like a polo or something you wore to school if you forgot another shirt

[lvillelax26]

the goalie one is good haha

[g04L13 iNSANiTY]

the other day at our game the other team's goalie was wearing HUGE hockey shin guards, hockey goalie shoulder pads, and a kilt that she tucked into her shin guards

[riddlebox]

probably wearing those stupid tight pants that kobe bryant wears under his basketball shorts.

[Amkpy]

i hate polos under neath the pads, so the collar sticks out

[fsflaxer30]

probably wearing those stupid tight pants that kobe bryant wears under his basketball shorts.
what sliding shorts?

Oddly enough, I've never seen anyone rock a polo beneath their pads ever...
probably cause no coaches aroundhere would allow that

[faceofflax15]

probably wearing those stupid tight pants that kobe bryant wears under his basketball shorts.
Those are Under Armour Tights, and are perfect for lacrosse, soooooooo warm.

[pooponashingle]

One time for a game the opposing goalie didnt have a chin gaurd so he wasnt allowed to play. My coach found a cup laying on the ground and they taped it to his helmet. It was hillarious. You would look in goal and he would be there with this cup flopping around.

[mattlax743]

what sliding shorts?

Oddly enough, I've never seen anyone rock a polo beneath their pads ever...
probably cause no coaches aroundhere would allow that


a kid on our team used to do that in practice and games. he would wear whatever shirt he had on at school that day under his pads. after a while our coach made him take the polo off on game days if he had it because he was afraid of gettin a uniform violation.

[glencoeattack]

we had a kid last year who would wear gray and red wool socks...every, single, day lol.

[atxlax07]

i swear i saw a guy wear capris sweat pants... retarded goalie