View Full Version : What is your most embarrassing moment?
moondog
12-21-2005, 12:25 AM
I was wondering what your most embarrassing moment was.
I'm secure enough in myself that I have two finalists...herewego--
#1)High school gym class sit-up test. A RIDICULOUSLY hot student teacher is holding my legs down, and is challenging me to break the school sit-up record. There was a lot of sexual tension throughout the semester, so I was doing all I could to break the record. Not only did I fall short by 5 situps, but I ripped a fart so loud that it echoed throughout the gym walls, and it moved the flag and the championship banners. I think it measured a 6 on the Richter scale. I just wanted to disappear...
#2)I passed out at a party early, and while I was asleep, I had such a massive tent pitched in my pants, several of my best friends took pictures of it, and one of them blew it up to an 8x10, framed it, and mounted it on the wall, for all to see. I DID get some compliments, though...
anybody else??
ColtsLax
12-21-2005, 12:34 AM
i passed out also at a party, and woke up at 3am in a dinner two blocks away, and my frineds stole my pants. i had to walk two blocks in oct partially hungover to get home.
at a beach party this summer, i woke up on my frineds porch, covered in sand. everyone at the party was out there, and when i stood up, i realized that i had no clothes on, so everyone could see me in all my glory.
fenwicklax89
12-21-2005, 12:35 AM
moondog would rip a fart in a hot teachers face........
aussielax
12-21-2005, 01:37 AM
I do stupid things that are embarassing all the time so im pretty used to it buy now.
I think the stupidest one i can think of though is when i was at this party and i was chatting up this girl not knowing that she had seen me fall of a treadmill at thf gym earlier that day.
This is how it went down:
Girl "I think i know you from somwere"
Me " well i don't recognise you from anywere"
Girl "you don't go to ashburton gym do you?"
Me "Umm yes"
Girl "were you there today?"
Me "umm yes"
Girl "HAHAHAHAHA Your that guy who fell off a treadmil"
Every one else at the party "HAHAHAHAHAHA that dude over there fell of a tradmill HAHAHAHA"
Me "Oh well, i'm used to this kind of thing so i don't care"
franks2089
12-21-2005, 12:34 PM
senator reminded me of a good story.
I was in the gym with my cousins friend (perfect ten on hotness scale) and I could see down her shirt and because of that got a hard on while I was spotting her on bench.
faceitoff
12-21-2005, 01:04 PM
I once had sex with a man because I thought he was really a "she" in the dark.
SenatorLaX30
12-21-2005, 01:22 PM
face it off youe lying, i got a hard on in class and didnt kno and everyone saw, i was wearing lax shorts so they got s show
lax4life6
12-21-2005, 04:54 PM
i was skateboarding with a bunch of kids and was attempting to ollie the 6 stair at our school and ended up landing on the tail and nailed myself in the nads. i felt like i was gonna die
Mrmccoolsatool
12-21-2005, 05:13 PM
moondog that first one was one of the funniest things iv seen in a while.
laxiceman
12-21-2005, 05:15 PM
I was at school and this kid was being a retard and he kept on grabbing my shoulders while I got changed in the locker room. I got pissed and pushed the kid away. The idiot went home and told his parents I hit him. So the next day I got called to see the vice- principle and I had no idea why until I saw the kid sitting there with his parents. His dad got all pissed and started yelling at me like it was an act of rascism because his son was part black. I was like "Calm down, I was just pushing him away me", then I told the princible what happened and she let me go. I was embarrasing though because everyone in the office was just staring at me being yelled at. I can't believe that kid told just for that.
ghs/wylax
12-21-2005, 05:34 PM
I once had sex with a man because I thought he was really a "she" in the dark.
wow,um i don't know what to say...
b_cannons_123
12-21-2005, 05:49 PM
I once had sex with a man because I thought he was really a "she" in the dark.
Was it LaxBoy who is obsessed with you he looks like a girl.
#1)High school gym class sit-up test. A RIDICULOUSLY hot student teacher is holding my legs down, and is challenging me to break the school sit-up record...moondog, it's unclear to me the gender of "hot student teacher". I mean, if the teacher was male... then 'not there's anything wrong w/ that'. But if the teacher was female, then I'd like to know how a female teacher was permitted to instruct a boys' PE class. That to me is unheard of.
I once had sex with a man because I thought he was really a "she" in the dark.Sounds like faceitoff knows all there is to know about the Crying Game. :wow:
FPDefense
12-21-2005, 06:26 PM
moondog, it's unclear to me the gender of "hot student teacher". I mean, if the teacher was male... then 'not there's anything wrong w/ that'. But if the teacher was female, then I'd like to know how a female teacher was permitted to instruct a boys' PE class. That to me is unheard of.
Well I had a coed class last year with a female teacher. So that might be the case.
moondog
12-21-2005, 06:42 PM
RYU--this was...like 1997. We had female gym teachers in our activities all the time; it was quite commonplace. A female would monitor the weightroom, supervise basketball, softball, soccer...quite commonplace.
Laxer1241
12-21-2005, 06:45 PM
RYU... I have always had a female gym teacher so it is not un-heard of.
^^^
I believe all you guys, but it's new to me. I mean, it's one thing if to have a female trainer or instructor who monitors the weight room. But how does a female teaching boys' PE keep track of boys in the locker room? Every PE teacher I've ever known has an office connected to the locker room so he/she can keep an eye on the students and keep them from getting unruly.
Diesel4958
12-21-2005, 06:58 PM
RYU, not at my highschool, anyone walks in whenever.
franks2089
12-21-2005, 06:58 PM
^^^
I believe all you guys, but it's new to me. I mean, it's one thing if to have a female trainer or instructor who monitors the weight room. But how does a female teaching boys' PE keep track of boys in the locker room? Every PE teacher I've ever known has an office connected to the locker room so he/she can keep an eye on the students and keep them from getting unruly.
Usually the guy coaches look over the male lockerroom, because there is more than one class going on at the same time.
Mtkalax
12-21-2005, 07:03 PM
I have had female gym teachers for a long time... We have a male one that sits in the locker room, then we go to our teacher... No biggie. all the classes are co-ed, always have been.
faceitoff
12-22-2005, 11:26 AM
I do that, too. It's the way we do it in da hood.
moondog
12-22-2005, 11:36 AM
Exactly--that's my public hardon response--just flip it up, and hold it up with the waistline of the boxers/pants, until it subsidizes back into flaccidity. This can be difficult to do if a)you are in the middle of a speech, or b)you are standing up, but it can be done if you are sitting in the back row of a classroom...One of the many advantages to back-row seating. I was always a "back row" kind of person...
GCdorman40
12-22-2005, 11:45 AM
Exactly--that's my public hardon response--just flip it up, and hold it up with the waistline of the boxers/pants, until it subsidizes back into flaccidity. This can be difficult to do if a)you are in the middle of a speech, or b)you are standing up, but it can be done if you are sitting in the back row of a classroom...One of the many advantages to back-row seating. I was always a "back row" kind of person...
it's also hard if you are wearing jeans with a belt
faceitoff
12-22-2005, 11:50 AM
it's also hard if you are wearing jeans with a belt
I can do it. :)
FallIntoIt
12-22-2005, 01:04 PM
I can do it. :)
Yes, well, you're asian.
Sorry. Had to say it.
gigo567
12-22-2005, 01:11 PM
Yes, well, you're asian.
Sorry. Had to say it.
HAHAHAHA...*catching breath*...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...WOOOoooo. ..HAHA.
Sorry about that.
faceitoff
12-22-2005, 01:14 PM
Yes, well, you're asian.
Sorry. Had to say it.
Excuse me? Since when am I asian?
moondog
12-22-2005, 01:14 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Brilliant Zing, really...especially from a girl...ouch~
faceitoff
12-22-2005, 02:02 PM
Why would your teacher get mad if you itch your balls? They're yours, dammit.
BTlaxripper
12-22-2005, 02:10 PM
Yes, well, you're asian.
Sorry. Had to say it.
pwnd!
I hate getting hard ons at innopportune moments- but I'm quite lucky I guess seeing how I have to wear slacks to school everyday.
Atheletic shorts are the worst since they are so light and maneuverable they show everything. Slacks are nice n starchy.
franks2089
12-22-2005, 07:25 PM
pwnd!
I hate getting hard ons at innopportune moments- but I'm quite lucky I guess seeing how I have to wear slacks to school everyday.
Atheletic shorts are the worst since they are so light and maneuverable they show everything. Slacks are nice n starchy.
Yea but you have to tuck in your shirt.
FallIntoIt
12-22-2005, 07:41 PM
also, in a very american Pie-esque moment, my friend cloged his shower drain with his shaved pubic hair, then his siter went to take a shower, but he didnt know. she was totally grossed out
Ugh, disgusting.
If my brother did that, I'd get re-dressed, go ask him to come to the bathroom and point to the drain. I'd ask him what was wrong with that picture, and when he replies, "Uh, I don't know" (because he would) I'd shove his nose in it.
Or I'd just scream and tell him to clean out the tub or risk me telling his teammates that his sister throws a harder, faster shot than him.
franks2089
12-23-2005, 01:36 AM
Ugh, disgusting.
If my brother did that, I'd get re-dressed, go ask him to come to the bathroom and point to the drain.
Your a girl so you are probably doing it more than him (i.e. bikini line, or all the way)
marflax33
12-23-2005, 01:43 AM
I really havent had anything that bad. Except like getting beat in an arguement or something lol. Pretty weaksauce huh?
HRLAXER
12-23-2005, 02:38 AM
Yes, well, you're asian.
Sorry. Had to say it.
what the.....? whats that supposed to mean. where do people get that. how many people have seen enough asian guys' twig and berries to figure that the average is a little small? its just some rumor thing huh.
o wel my most embarrasing lax moment was at practice and the ball flew over to where the softball practice was. it was right along the chain link fence and some of the girls were watching so i picked the ball and chucked it hard as i could but it flung out the back of the stick and they all started cracking up....
FallIntoIt
12-23-2005, 01:50 PM
Your a girl so you are probably doing it more than him (i.e. bikini line, or all the way)
Darling, no. I go to a professional.
faceitoff
12-23-2005, 06:44 PM
what the.....? whats that supposed to mean. where do people get that. how many people have seen enough asian guys' twig and berries to figure that the average is a little small? its just some rumor thing huh.
o wel my most embarrasing lax moment was at practice and the ball flew over to where the softball practice was. it was right along the chain link fence and some of the girls were watching so i picked the ball and chucked it hard as i could but it flung out the back of the stick and they all started cracking up....
Word, my negro.
justlaxin484
12-23-2005, 07:23 PM
Exactly--that's my public hardon response--just flip it up, and hold it up with the waistline of the boxers/pants, until it subsidizes back into flaccidity. This can be difficult to do if a)you are in the middle of a speech, or b)you are standing up, but it can be done if you are sitting in the back row of a classroom...One of the many advantages to back-row seating. I was always a "back row" kind of person...
yeah dude, its called stylin, works the best when you're coming up from the basement with your girlfriend to walk her to the car and you have to get past your parents.
PhilWings24
12-23-2005, 07:24 PM
moondog, it's unclear to me the gender of "hot student teacher". I mean, if the teacher was male... then 'not there's anything wrong w/ that'. But if the teacher was female, then I'd like to know how a female teacher was permitted to instruct a boys' PE class. That to me is unheard of.
Sounds like faceitoff knows all there is to know about the Crying Game. :wow:
its common at my school. at my school we don't have gender specific PE classes, and we have 2 female teachers and 1 male teacher.
HdGLaxWarrior
12-23-2005, 07:38 PM
Darling, no. I go to a professional.
Um. Do you go to a professional for your bikini line or when/if you go all the way?
i live 4 lax
12-23-2005, 07:46 PM
I was wondering what your most embarrassing moment was.
I'm secure enough in myself that I have two finalists...herewego--
#1)High school gym class sit-up test. A RIDICULOUSLY hot student teacher is holding my legs down, and is challenging me to break the school sit-up record. There was a lot of sexual tension throughout the semester, so I was doing all I could to break the record. Not only did I fall short by 5 situps, but I ripped a fart so loud that it echoed throughout the gym walls, and it moved the flag and the championship banners. I think it measured a 6 on the Richter scale. I just wanted to disappear...
#2)I passed out at a party early, and while I was asleep, I had such a massive tent pitched in my pants, several of my best friends took pictures of it, and one of them blew it up to an 8x10, framed it, and mounted it on the wall, for all to see. I DID get some compliments, though...
anybody else??
anyone smell a little bit of exaggeration here?
i live 4 lax
12-23-2005, 07:54 PM
Why would your teacher get mad if you itch your balls? They're yours, dammit.
:lol: that was hilarious srry if this is my second post but idk how to put two quotes in one post
BioPro29
12-23-2005, 08:40 PM
Mine's not too bad but
During an IMax movie at a field trip i was bored, so i took out a deck of cards and did the bridge REALLY loud. Everyone started staring at me. Took a lot of crap about that for a week or so.
FallIntoIt
12-23-2005, 10:20 PM
Um. Do you go to a professional for your bikini line or when/if you go all the way?
Well, that's a bit personal for the boards, even for me.
faceitoff
12-23-2005, 10:26 PM
Well, that's a bit personal for the boards, even for me.
That's because everyone knows that your hiding a penis in your pants.
FallIntoIt
12-23-2005, 10:29 PM
That's because everyone knows that your hiding a penis in your pants.
Penis has nothing to do with waxing. A friend of mine went with me once to the place I go. He said that he already shaves it all off, so why not wax? Got a full brazilian (everything off - even up between the cheeks).
faceitoff
12-23-2005, 10:35 PM
I heard that *** hair is actually a necessity, because it serves as a buffer for sweaty ***. And you do have a penis. Just admit it. I mean, I'm fine with it.
FallIntoIt
12-23-2005, 10:49 PM
I heard that *** hair is actually a necessity, because it serves as a buffer for sweaty ***. And you do have a penis. Just admit it. I mean, I'm fine with it.
I'm sorry, dear. I mean, I know that you dig doing guys that look like girls (wasn't this mentioned earlier in the thread in fact?), but I do have a vagina. Disappointing, I know.
titans 43
12-24-2005, 02:58 AM
wow you guys are hardcore, I got pantsed in front of my drama class last year but he got EVERYHTHING as I was wearing sweat pants because it was a lazy day, it was fairly embarressing
sharpshooterFTW
12-24-2005, 03:27 PM
ok i'm not the brightest bulb in the bunch, but my little brother does some pretty stupid stuff.
for me, a while ago i dislocated my elbo on a swing sett, a fell of.... and yes u guessed it, i fell right after i said " look dad, no hands "
then in my school we have a stage, on that stage there is a trap door, leading straight down into a storage type area. my little brother and one of his friends decided to pee down it. needless to say it was a long ride home with a very awkward conversation.
and for my grand finally. a long time ago i was doing swim team, this is like when i'm 10-11, and we were doing some indurance swim. earlyer that practice i got the coach all pissed off, so he wasn't too warm towards me. anyways i told him mid way through i relly had to use the bathroom. of cousre he was his useual drill sargent self, and told me no, umungst other stuff that i think included somthing about my future, i wasn't listening. after a while i REALLY NEEDED TO GOO!!!!! so i let loose in the pool, and no it wasn't #1, yes that's right...... i took a crap in the pool. at the end of practice someone in my lane was like: coach, there's rocks at the other end of the pool!, and i replyed back with " coach can i use the bathroom now " and i got away with it.
sharpshooterFTW
12-24-2005, 03:30 PM
why not wax? Got a full brazilian (everything off - even up between the cheeks).
i think i speak for all the guys here in saying: ooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!! that would hurt sssoooooooo much i don't wanna think about it.......!!!!!! :dummy:
FallIntoIt
12-24-2005, 03:46 PM
i think i speak for all the guys here in saying: ooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!! that would hurt sssoooooooo much i don't wanna think about it.......!!!!!! :dummy:
hahah. He also has his nipples pierced. I asked him if the pain of the waxing was on par with the piercings and he said, "Getting your nipples pierced is an extremely sharp pain that goes away within a split second. Getting waxed down there is an extremely sharp pain that goes away within a split second, but is repeated over and over until all hair is gone. At one point, I seriously wanted to tell her to leave it half undone, and I'd deal with the Cruella DeVille look."
moondog
12-24-2005, 04:05 PM
Allright--the championship banners and American flag might not have moved, but everyone was watching me go for the record, and to rip such an overwhelming fart--I just had to give the people some kind of idea of how devastating the fart was.
And, sadly enough, several pictures WERE taken of my somnambulatory hardon...
NewbyLaX
05-11-2006, 08:32 PM
Do most guys shave their pubes?
Hookem
05-11-2006, 09:04 PM
rofl, on our way home from our last game we had this discussion of how we all used to get the hard ons in Middle School. lol one kid was so damn funny this is his story:
"We had this hott as.s teacher, lookin like Christina Agulara (sp?)
every day i walked in i just got hard and sometimes she called me up, i couldnt do anything about it. but by the time i went to sit back down it was down.
one day some lady wanted me out in the hall, and i was like "oh shi.t" and i walked out there. she had papers in her hands and i was like "please dont look down!" and she had papers in her hands so i guess she had to look down and i was like "damnit"
"
hah, it was funny as hell.
lol another one of my friends said that a teacher used to call him up every day in front of the class cause he knew he had a boner, so he would just make him stand up there every single day. thats pretty damn mean, but id admit that i would do it if i had a student that had that problem.
in 8th grade i had it a lot in first period, i had woken up like 20 mins earlier, and got the damn morning wood. and the teacher would always call on me to get something, turn something on, and other things
anyways all boys have it happen sometimes, just random sh.it , lol u know what the joke is
"God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to work one at a time."