oxymorons

[b-waterlax]

place all of your oxymorons here, there funny and cool

fat free lard
dehydrated water

[goalieskcickay]

Those aren't real oxymorons. You could do that with anything, for example: rich peasant,
ugly supermodel, stupid genious. Oxymorons need to already be common phrases that contradict each other:
Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan
Microsoft Works

Thanks to oxymoronlist.com for these.

[gigo567]

Tall midget,
Short Giant
Happy Mod

Funny Mod
Nice Mod
^^^please I don't get banned for those.

[Z12/AM]

microsoft works
quiet riot (rock on)

[moondog]

Always never
Definitely maybe (Oasis' debut)
Pretty ugly
Fresh yogurt

[smooth87]

Controlled chaos, pretty ugly, light-heavyweight

[gigo567]

smart mod JK

Perfect pocket (lacrosse pocket to be exact)

[WickedDpole21]

dying to live
diet water

[ghs/wylax]

large minority
small majority

[Diesel4958]

Military intelegence
Alone Together

[gigo567]

fake fools gold

[roswelllax85]

ESPN Classsic Live

[ekajsk8er]

fake fools gold

Fools gold is fake. Thats like saying soft velvet blanket.

Anyway, fast walk, and liquid metal.

[willwat25]

im not cool
haha how could that be possible

[mmlaxplaya17]

act naturally
almost exactly
butthead
casual sex
guest host
sweet tart
war games
Awfully Nice
Baby Grand
Bad Health
Bad Luck
Bad Sex
Bad Sport
Ball Club
Boneless Ribs
Books on Tape
Bridegroom
Bright Night
Buffalo Wings
Found Missing
Freezer Burn
Safety Hazard
Same Difference
Sanitary Landfill
Sanitary Napkin
Science Fiction
Second Best
Self-help Group
Sit Up
Slumber Party
Small Crowd
Small World
Social Outcast
Social Science
Soft Rock
Solo Concert
Sour Cream
Speed Limit
Spendthrift
Stand Down

~There is almost an infinate amount!~

[spartacus9]

microsoft works
quiet riot (rock on)
Darn you, you oxymoron stealer!!
Anyways:
controlled anarchy
Airline Food
funky white guy
authentic replica
Peoples' Republic of China
Aunt Jemima Light
Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11)
Anti-Missile Missile
Ethiopian Feast
Funny clean joke
safe sex
safe weapons

[gigo567]

Living dead.

[laxliveit]

jumbo shrimp
holy war

[zachm90]

Army intelligence

[BeIVdeR]

smart george w. bush
LOLLY

[laxfolife24]

there was a girl in my school who none of the guys really liked and someone bought her a hat that said boy magnet.