Smart people in Missouri, eh? [Archive]

ekajsk8er

12-24-2005, 11:57 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm

How do you swallow a freakin cell phone? I have problems swallowing a grape without chewing it. Amazing.

justlaxin484

12-24-2005, 12:05 PM

.....wow....if i wasnt born in the great state of missouri, i would have to say that they are the dumbest bunch of people out there

LaxGoalie28

12-24-2005, 12:07 PM

It will come out, but its goin hurt, alot.

skip0l

12-24-2005, 12:14 PM

i hope it wasn't like one of the ones from the 80's that weighted like 5 pounds, haha

Eclipse

12-24-2005, 02:37 PM

Alright lets please lay off my great state. As a resident of Stlouis i feel the need to inform all of you that Blue Springs is in the middle of nowhere. Somewhere between Texas Chainsaw people...and that wierd guy from Harold and Kumar. Lets not judge.

ekajsk8er

12-24-2005, 06:59 PM

Alright lets please lay off my great state. As a resident of Stlouis i feel the need to inform all of you that Blue Springs is in the middle of nowhere. Somewhere between Texas Chainsaw people...and that wierd guy from Harold and Kumar. Lets not judge.

I wasn't hatin on all of you, just the dumb ones.

Formerlaxdemon

12-24-2005, 07:02 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm

How do you swallow a freakin cell phone? I have problems swallowing a grape without chewing it. Amazing.

Isn't that what some would call "Talent"?

marflax33

12-24-2005, 07:32 PM

Good god, who would do that? I mean come one, its a fricken cellphone, and you are trying to SWALLOW it. And people say idaho hicks are strange...

bloodilax977

12-24-2005, 08:06 PM

I wish the media had put the number on the web. I would be calling that for hours.

"Bzzzzz"
"Wow, I must be really hungry"

gigo567

12-24-2005, 08:09 PM

What if the phone was on and she actually was able to swallow it. She would be walking and her stomach would start ringing.

stinisonfire

12-24-2005, 08:52 PM

Well granted stomach acid wouldn't be able to break all that down...lets just say that would make for one major stomach ache. And an even worse bathroom break. :dummy:

ekajsk8er

12-24-2005, 08:54 PM

I just pray to God she wasn't roaming...

Chaminademid

12-25-2005, 03:39 AM

Blue Springs is in Kansas City

Kansas being the operative word.

Frndlefire

12-25-2005, 11:22 AM

I guess I can't say much given, you know, Wisconsin's history of people swallowing.....people

Lax101

12-25-2005, 11:46 AM

...Anyone see the Family Guy episode where Peter swallows a phone...?