most embarrassing things to say to someone

[Canada_Lax]

what is the most embarrassing thing you can say to someone??? please make it civil, and no swearing if possible.

my mom embarrased this one lady at national sports by total accident yesterday, when she went up and asked her " Oh wow!! when is your baby being born?"

Well. you can guess the lady's reaction. she wasnt pregnant. she was just plain fat. my mom apologized like 10 times, and offered to buy her anything in the store. the lady refused it though luckily and just said not to worry about it. that must have been prettty embarassing for that woman

[NuKoN]

I have trouble singing to some one when they want em to be serious. Just messing around, I sing all the time and people can't get me to shut up, but when my girlfriend or someone asks me to sing its harder for me, cause theres an expectation of not being terrible

[KnightsLAXDad]

On a bring-your-gr9-kid-to-work day, a colleague asked another "How old is your son", and the answer was "you mean my daughter"

[HCrum05]

I was talking to a friend of mine one day in the school parking lot and she said something about a problem with her hand and then I said something and she asked me to repeat it twice, then I jokingly said "you must have a problem with your ears too." Her reply was, "Well, actually I do." I felt like a complete moron. I've known the girl all my life and never knew that about her. Thankfully, she didn't care.

[jory]

when ur talking to someone and u call him "misses _" or u call her "mister _"

[goalieskcickay]

I was talking to a teacher and called her "mom". That was pretty embarrasing.

[WHEELAX2]

the most embarassing thing is usually the truth

[ekajsk8er]

When someone makes a racial joke or comment and a person of that race over hears it. I won't give any examples, but we all know what I'm talking about.

[BigKLaxer]

I was talking to a teacher and called her "mom". That was pretty embarrasing.
Your not alone. That happens to me at least once a year.

[Bobsch]

When I was 14, I called my best friend on the phone and his sister answered and she yelled, "Bobby, phone for you!" I guess he asked who it was, because then she yelled, "I don't know, some girl."

In a German class, we had an Indonesian girl with short hair who didn't have an obviously female sounding first name. About two weeks into the class, the teacher asked Jamie, a girl who always sat next to her, to introduce the Indonesian girl. The other girl said something like "Er heisst ...." The teacher said, "No, sie heisst..." Jamie looked confused for a few seconds, then turned to the Indonesian girl and said "You're a girl?!?"

As a plebe at West Point, I had a female assistant squad leader. I called her "Sir" at least 10 times. Besides being embarassing, I got yelled at 10 times (well, 10 extra times). The best (worst) was when she said, "Mr. Scheider, do I look like a male to you?" I said, "no, Sir." Then came more yelling.

[stegmakk]

not to someone but apologizing to a parking meter for walking into it...does that count?
(no I was not inebriated at the time)

[Bobsch]

A colleague of mine was talking to won of her clients once (she happened to think he looked pretty good) and he mentioned something about a medical problem he had. She wanted to ask if it was congenital, but instead said, "Is it genital?"

[slinkyspine]

I was talking to a teacher and called her "mom". That was pretty embarrasing.
I've done that. On purpose when she was being a nag. Stupid teachers and their... Clean up your locker or I'll study hall you

[HCrum05]

When I was young, I used to get telemarketers ask me if I was Mrs. "insert last name here." Now they ask me if I'm Steve (my dad's name) So for all of you young guys out there that are mistaken for women on the phone, your day will come....

[dlaxer]

lol that happened to me when i was in like second grade.

[BTlaxripper]

I've done that. On purpose when she was being a nag. Stupid teachers and their... Clean up your locker or I'll study hall you

I do that too. When I was working at Outback, this girl bartender (pretty cute) was telling me not to break these bottles and all naggingly and stuff, so I was like "Okay, mom!" -- these 3 rednecks at the bar laughed and she thought I did it on accident.

[AttackMan17]

When i first met my Ex-gf's dad i shook his hand and he said "how are you?" and i said "I'm good, are you..... oh*Curse word thats 4 letters and starts with an s*...and you"
That was embarrasing, but he started laughing, so it was all good.

[dlaxer]

and why did you say it?

[laxmiddie8]

I was talking to a teacher and called her "mom". That was pretty embarrasing.


yea i used to do that a few times a year i felt like an idiot

[leftwonder2]

i was going over a friend that is a girl's house. i already had a gf, but we were chillen. in the car. i was talkin about school, and i said somthin like "im in Sped math", and her mom said we dont say that in this fam. i thought nothin of it. then we were watching tv and there were suntitles on the tv. i said " wuts up with the subtitles?" she replys. " my brothers deaf" i felt so bad. ive said many other things to people, being that i am somewhat a sped, and dont think much before i speak.

in math, my teacher went to the bathroom. he came back and i said "howd it come out?" luckly he has a sense of humor, and didnt get me in trouble. Our math class watches HomeStar Runner everythursday for 15 mins at the end of class. special class

[marflax33]

hmm.... I called my male math teacher, who comes in at the age of 62, "Mom", as a joke, and everyone thought i was serious. it was still pretty funny.

[LaxBoy92]

I was talking to a teacher and called her "mom". That was pretty embarrasing.
I've done that before too. I was working on classwork when I look up at my teacher to ask her a question and say 'mom' and everyone's like 'WHAT?' and then I corrected myself. It was really embarassing.

[MDlaxin69]

Your not alone. That happens to me at least once a year.

that happens to me at least once a week

[SachemsGoalie40]

my aunts boyfriend was telling me how one day at work he was telling yo mama jokes and black jokes and all sorts of bad jokes and he kept telling black jokes and his coworkers kept saying that so-and-so's wife was black and he didn't believe it because he is used to them pulling his left, well turns out one of his coworkers is married to a black women and he had no clue...and he appologized like 10 times he said and the guy actually didn't care at all....he thought the jokes were funny

[Despise Purity]

Didn't happen to me but thought it would have made for a extremely awkard moment... If youve seen family guy, the clevland loretta, quagmire episode where Peter has to break the news to clevand, but isnt good at breaking news so they do that flashback to the hospital where he and like four other guys sing that song to the patient... You have...

Well, someone was talking about that episode and the song, and they wanted to hear the song, so they sung it... well, I guess it hit close to home, but the person who sang it didnt know that...

[shoebag2000]

This wasn't embarassing at the time, but afterwards it was. In my sleep one time, I asked my brother, in a rather loud and alarming voice, "Why didn't you put the whole thing together so we could play with eyeballs?!?!" It was pretty wierd. And there are quite a few things that I have said drunk that were wierd and embarassing the next day.