what is the funniest thing you've ever done w/ a lax stick

[carolinafreak]

The title says it

[bigrballer]

did the star wars kid thing with it(just the shaft) incase some of you dont know what this is, it is a fat kid who videotapes himself at school acting like he has a lightsaber with some pole. pretty funny actually

[GrymesGoalie]

...Played lacrosse?

[Pitibear]

idk about out-and-out haha funny, but...used my old brine to hold up the lid on my car trunk, til that snapped the head clean off...come to think of it, that's just tearful, not funny at all...

[GRLAXSTR19]

my dad scooped up a dead blue-gill with my stick

[laxattack1616]

I was doin stick tricks on the sidewalk when this old lady walks by with her dog. I did a front boump that went bacwards a little and way to the side. So I swung out my stick and caught it and missed whacking her in the face by an inch and she said "Excuse me!" in a really mean stuck up voice and runs away.

[laxattack11]

when i first started, i was goin for a ground ball and i kinda dug into the dirt and the stick went into my stomach. no problems with that now.

and we were doing fast breaks during our warms ups for a game last week and i got a pass from the middie that was coming down, it was behind me and low but i caught it in like a really good wind up, stepped into it and ripped it and it hit my defender in the leg. for some reason everyone thought it was really funny.

PS. not really related, but my coach was warming up our goalie one day and he ripped a shot and my friend was behind the goal and it hit him in the leg, you could see the warrior logo in his leg. it was sick

[BioPro29]

Pulled someones pants down (several times).

[horizonGoalie]

my friends made fun of me because my first stick looked like a pool net.. it did.. a ball went in the pool and it worked pretty well

[superlaxman2]

only thing ive done is twist end around while pressing it on someone's shirt. it wraps the shirt up, and you can lift them off the ground if you're strong.

[cslaxplaya11]

me and another kid gave a kid that we hated on our team a russin sleig ride( were a kid behind some one sticks his wand between a kids legs that are open and they both lift up and pick him up off the ground). it was with an f10 powergrip to so it hert more.

[EastCoastSurf]

i used mine to answer a question in class one day because i didn't feel like raising my hand.

[gaels_laxer_33]

well its sorta with a lax stick i guess....well..... i was at my freinds house and i was lighting then re lighting the tips of his sidewall strings on fire... it was april fools so he decides he would light it then blow it out and put it up to the smoke detector .... it went off parents come running down he looks at them and says....APRIL FOOLS!!! they were pissed but it was so worth it

[LaxLlama8]

me and another kid gave a kid that we hated on our team a russin sleig ride( were a kid behind some one sticks his wand between a kids legs that are open and they both lift up and pick him up off the ground). it was with an f10 powergrip to so it hert more.
Boy, you're nice.

[tiplax]

me and another kid gave a kid that we hated on our team a russin sleig ride( were a kid behind some one sticks his wand between a kids legs that are open and they both lift up and pick him up off the ground). it was with an f10 powergrip to so it hert more.
we do that also.
1) we were running laps so i stuck m stick between a kids legs so it got caught between them when he was running and he fell flat on his face and was down for 5 minutes :imparied:
2) hit baseball players in the hallway
3) thrown my pole like a javilin(sp) and hit a kid in the head

[laxgoaliegjw]

Definately pulled a pole vault move accidently when trying scoop ground balls on our crappy practice field.

[LaxLlama8]

Actually, at band camp we had to put on a "Stomp" production in small groups using everyday things, and I used the butt end of my stick to pound the ground. Me make big boom!

[houlax901]

i have this three-lightbulb socket on my ceiling, and it had two bulbs in it, and i was doing some trick or something and shattered them both. i thought it was funny but my mom was pretty pissed.

[killman3680]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8087585735977371994&q=lacrosse+trick&pl=true Thisis a crazy thing to do! especially in a game. They must have had a huge lead for the coach to ok this

[eamiddy16]

wow thats hot haha i think its better then the mikey powell flip (which i thought was gay) and the landings gotta hurt a lil

[NC-LACROSSE]

Threw it under a d guys legs with the ball in it and picked it up around him... I had to run after it though but it was still really cool... Threw it into a basketball net... Bounced it into the air and caught it with the ball in it (illegal pocket)... hit my mom in the face while doing a trick... speared my cat and a squirl... and last but not least threw the head off the shaft with the ball in it into the goal (no screw and a very illegal pocket)...

[LAXblob]

ya lol i did that too except i was using my warped answer (mess around head) and was passing with a friend. I threw it and the head flew off and hit him in the face

[carolinafreak]

Threw it under a d guys legs with the ball in it and picked it up around him... I had to run after it though but it was still really cool... Threw it into a basketball net... Bounced it into the air and caught it with the ball in it (illegal pocket)... hit my mom in the face while doing a trick... speared my cat and a squirl... and last but not least threw the head off the shaft with the ball in it into the goal (no screw and a very illegal pocket)...
........ha ha

[robi]

My grandmother used my stick to trap a field mouse so she could get a broom and kill it.

[penguinwobbler]

touch girls...........................No i do not do that nor should any one. i javilin it at kids and kill them

[exile lacrosse]

i was at a rest stop on a trip with a couple friends and i had a hat and dark sunglasses with me. so when we walked in i pulled the brim down low and kept the sunglasses on and pretended i was blind and i used my lacrosse stick as the stick that blind people use (i dont know what its really called). we kept it up for awhile (i had one of them read me the list of ice cream at one of the places). it was pretty funny.

[Pitibear]

so you can play against our blind lacrosse team ths summer?

(and, it's called a cane, and is a whole set of skills in itself)

curiously enough, our blind players can use their stick as a cane, although it's not nearly as long as a cane...

[TearOWrist]

So my friend has this yellow lax stick, and its painted with black stripes. they call it the "bumble bee" stick. He gives it to his little brother and he will go around hitting other people, or "stinging" them with the bumble bee stick. Its pretty cleaver and gives everyone a good laugh and bruise. Yay for Jack!

[Piercieve]

I used it as an atl-atl to launch a soccer corner flag. (I think that's how atl-atl is spelled) An atl-atl is a handheld tool you use to launch spears way farther than you normally could. I got that flag about 50 yards maybe.

[mmlaxplaya17]

I envy all you people who can take their sticks to school. Gosh the things Id do just to be able to bring my stick to school for one day! grrr

[Levin]

i didn't do it, but last year our X man shot the ball, and the goalie caught it. During the clear he started to run, so me being closest, decided to try and level him. He cocked back, and threw the ball to gillman it, and the head went flying off... it sailed to, i think it went farther than the ball.

[exile lacrosse]

so you can play against our blind lacrosse team ths summer?

(and, it's called a cane, and is a whole set of skills in itself)

curiously enough, our blind players can use their stick as a cane, although it's not nearly as long as a cane...

that seemed like the logical word but i wasnt sure and i didnt want to call it something its not.

[carolinafreak]

way to be politically correct :clap:

[laxliveit]

i'm playing catch with a friend, and he throws it when i'm not looking cuz i'm fixing the stick i'm throwing with (not mine). So I get the ball, do a huge windup like I'm gonna crank it at him, drop the ball out the back, and follow through like I really shot it. Turns out there wasn't a screw or tape on it, so the head flew 20 yards, bounced off the ground once, and hit him in the nuts. He went down. Everyone who saw it (like 10 kids) were laughing for like 5 minutes

[cherusci22]

speared a moving minivan (javelin style) in the window, glass shattered completly, and almost killed the freshman inside. true story, funny as hell...good thing insurance covered it. ha

[krantz]

wow thats hot haha i think its better then the mikey powell flip (which i thought was gay) and the landings gotta hurt a lil

yeah wtf. All he does is a frontflip while holding the stick. yay?

[spenny]

almost knocked a little old lady silly.
coming back from spring break my sr year in HS, logan airport. dpole with all my equipment (helmet, gloves, etc) stacked on it and being carried over my shoulder. some friends called me and turned around. my friend said that my lax stick and equipment went over her head, and i missed whacking her in the head by a couple of inches. neither she nor i realized our near miss at the time

[3rdPersonPlural]

I used to snatch the pigeons who hung around the campus restaurant with my d-pole.

Got a lot of free meals by betting that, as I recall......

[petejobu22]

Our goalie caught a few sea-gulls (sp?) with his goalie stick. The stupid birds hang around our field all day long so he started chasing them dove and clamped one right in his pocket. The track team that had practice were all laughing so hard they couldn't run their events.

[livinglegend]

I envy all you people who can take their sticks to school. Gosh the things Id do just to be able to bring my stick to school for one day! grrr

yeah mito that sounds so fun we can bring ours to school but they have to stay in our lockers until the afternoon when we get to play. but wow all the fun i would have if i could use it during class and stuff. but yeah funniest thing ive ever done with my stick is use it at the dinner table to pass food around

[TRELAX]

yard saled a huge dman then kicked his stick up field and talked a lot of trash. im really small so when i get a hit on someone i never let them forget it.

in HS i twisted my endcap around a pole's shorts once, pulled em down then cut for a pass. that was sweet. practice only though.

[WHEELAX2]

played catch with toads...

[petejobu22]

played catch with toads...
I seriously laughed when I read that post

[Warriorlacrosse]

when i first started, i was goin for a ground ball and i kinda dug into the dirt and the stick went into my stomach. no problems with that now.

and we were doing fast breaks during our warms ups for a game last week and i got a pass from the middie that was coming down, it was behind me and low but i caught it in like a really good wind up, stepped into it and ripped it and it hit my defender in the leg. for some reason everyone thought it was really funny.

PS. not really related, but my coach was warming up our goalie one day and he ripped a shot and my friend was behind the goal and it hit him in the leg, you could see the warrior logo in his leg. it was sick

#1 when I was starting I did that a lot but a little further south.
#2 I do that but I hit helmet for some reason.
#3 I had the backwards warrior logo on my back and butt. :drool:

[blackstackcadal]

when i first started, i was goin for a ground ball and i kinda dug into the dirt and the stick went into my stomach. no problems with that now.

and we were doing fast breaks during our warms ups for a game last week and i got a pass from the middie that was coming down, it was behind me and low but i caught it in like a really good wind up, stepped into it and ripped it and it hit my defender in the leg. for some reason everyone thought it was really funny.

PS. not really related, but my coach was warming up our goalie one day and he ripped a shot and my friend was behind the goal and it hit him in the leg, you could see the warrior logo in his leg. it was sick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is the funniest thing i have heard all day. i can just picture u like in the zone, crankin back, then rippin it towards the goal and the ball just bounce off of this hefty defenders leg and him grabbing his leg yelling in pain. then eveyone laughing.

at least thats wat i picture.

O and to answer the question to the thread, it wasnt really wat i did but wat my friend did. It was during a practice and were one the sidelines cuz coach was teaching the other line offence some new plays, and one of our guys was on his knees and hands facing the towards the field stretching and then one of our D-pole guys took off one of his gloves and put it on the butt end of his stick and walked behind him fingering and scratching the other guys butt while he was stretching.

everyone on the sidelines weer crackin up and coach got pissed so we had to run laps for it but it was worth it :agree:

[MaFFe1]

:nahya: played wall ball in the middle of class...

[lax4life6]

fireball launcher. we had my friends old stick, not a good one. you douse a tennis ball in gasoline, light it. then you scoop it up and throw it quick. it was hilarious

[EndlesFimbulvet]

I made a "redneck pocket" once out of duct tape "leathers", baling twine, and 60lb test fishing line. Threw nice, but had no hold.

Im now inspired to catch some kind of bird in my goalie stick.

[LAX#16]

I was shooting between games and ripped it at the wall and my head flew off and almost hit an old lady

[LaxDr]

Harpoon someone in backyard lacrosse cause they were on a breakaway.

[uklaxplayer35]

freind cross checked me in class and i fell on the door and broke the handle off , we were traped in the room for ages .

EDIT= hmm just realised it hasent really got anythnig to do with a stick :WTF:

[goalie1215]

i didnt do this but one guy insisted on taking one more shot before the game started. he winds up and rips it as hard as he can......and it hits one of our middies in the balls before it hits the cage. it wasnt as much funny as it was horrifying (sp?) because his left nut swelled to 2x normal size (from what we were told). he had to go to the hospital

[1wonderattack]

my friend went for a ground ball, stepped on his stick and went flying

[whslax1990]

well this isnt really with the stick. But i hit a kid square in the head (helmet was on) from almost the entire length of the field after the game. And one kid on our team had a raised bronco and wasent paying attention, a kids lax bag was in the middle of the road, he ran straight over it and didnt notice until we chased him down. The kids helmet was flattend.

[crazydrew86]

i didnt do this but it was hilarious, i have this looser coach and one time this kid put his stick between his legs and started you know pretending to do it while the coaches back was turned. the coach turned around and then that kid had to run for like the entire hour and a half practice

[njlaxpunk10]

javing people is the funniest thig ever, i would say. seeing the pathetic freshman falling over in agony with my stick partially embedded in their backs is hilarious, makes me feel like sparticus or something.

[Jmaxlax66]

no word of a lie i actually no a kid who took about 7 inches on his shatf and made a bowl outta it. I heard it rips pretty good too. He named it Optimus Prime

[HRLAXER]

one time i pretended i was darth maul and twirling my stick and then it just crushed my (you know whats)

and i was going for a clearing pass and my stick caught inbetween my legs and i ate it right onto a dirt pile... ouch

[carolinafreak]

^ your not the only one friend

[BeaverFondu]

no word of a lie i actually no a kid who took about 7 inches on his shatf and made a bowl outta it. I heard it rips pretty good too. He named it Optimus Prime

Hole is already there if you use the top!

[XxlacrossexX]

threw my stick like a javelin at my friend when he was sprinting as fast as he could and it got stuck in between his legs and he did a frontflip and landed on his face. I was laughing for aobut 15 mins

[CanuckLax]

this one time, at band camp....


sorry I couldn't help myself...

[d-polejoe42]

d-pole jousting, kinda hurts when you get hit though. We used helmets for shields

[LaSalle_goalie]

I rigged one and put a gatorade cap on top, so that when you twisted it you could drink out of the shaft. Its harsh on the immune system tho.. wouldnt try it with anything but good old water

[DQLAX22]

me and my friend video taped ourselves doing stupid stuff to people driving by (yes we were bored) and one thing was a sword fight with our sticks my fatboy completely owned his al 6000 pro it has so many little dents in it also one of my goalie friends picked up a dead bird with his stick and threw the bird at people it was funny but gross

[AofLax]

me and my friends were passing
really hard
he threw one right at my face and wasnt holdint the stick hard enough
the ball went into the stick
and the stick went into my face

[ridered54]

i used an old brine shaft as a bottle rocket launcher

[ant1216d]

Swordfights inthe locker room

[rockfordlax1]

i took the screw out and didnt tell anybody and i shot it and it hit some kid... and i also had a samori war in practice once

[Farny]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8087585735977371994&q=lacrosse+trick&pl=true Thisis a crazy thing to do! especially in a game. They must have had a huge lead for the coach to ok this

That was an alumni game.

[gnrrocks110]

Pulled someones pants down (several times).

who hasnt done that....100's of times. lol

[et1705]

my friend wound up and took a sidearm shot and his shot is really fast and it was gonna be like 6 feet wide (he had stick problems that day) but he scored.
How?
well, it bounced off a Dmans head and in

[I Am Legend]

we have an alarm for everytime a door or window opens in my house...well i was home alone and it went off....naturally it kind of freaked me out so i grabbed the heat on harrow box ( beast of a stick ) and patrolled the house. I still havent figured out what the hell happend to set the alarm off

[CHSLAX22x]

we have a couch in our locker room thats about 15-25 years old, and the back part of it just collapsed so it looked more like a mattress than a couch, we found some old sticks and right now they are holding it together

[goalie4life]

This wasnt me, but last year we had a kid on our team that could hit 100 mph with his cranker (sucked 4 me when i was in goal), but one time b4 a game he was ripping shots, and a lady was walking behind the goal, he missed and the ball skimmed the side of her head and ripped a big patch of hair out, talk about a close call!

[destructivelax]

we have an alarm for everytime a door or window opens in my house...well i was home alone and it went off....naturally it kind of freaked me out so i grabbed the heat on harrow box ( beast of a stick ) and patrolled the house. I still havent figured out what the hell happend to set the alarm off
u r my god

[vcu_lax20]

hit someone in the nuts with it. also tagged my bro's girlfriend in the face once. thats kind of mean, but i dont like her, so its cool.

[Riot]

Picked up dog crap.

[RamLacrosse]

i shot sidearm with this other kids sitck and almost smashed my girlfriends face.

[Riot]

Doesn't really have anything to do with my stick but..
At my second game or something (I was still new to lacrosse) a girl came to watch me play. While we were warming up I would glance up at her, then, while I was looking at her a ball hit me on the top of the head. I am so smooth.

[I Am Legend]

u r my god

....sweet. Well then im going to have to request that all my followers send a large some of money to a P.O. box at a certain school in Ohio :yumyum:

[LQAdam]

Put it in the microwave......


I'll post a pic sometime soon. :)

[the next 'one']

i always think its funny when if you have a rubber butt end, you can put it into people's shirts and twist and the shirt gets tied up in the shaft and the only way to get it out is to untwist it. if you do it from behind they are at your will until you say so otherwise.

[PioneerLacrosse]

I was able to get some play in a clear-and-feed drill (since I am a long pole) and i got fed and i whipped aroudn and had my stick widly go up top over my head to shoot
I scored but my stick hit the ground so hard it broke, all the while im doing my shaq/achilles/godzilla impersonations, roaring my *** off
i looked like an idiot

another time i was filling in as a defender for one of our lower teams' hardest games, and there was a pileup to get the ground ball
i saw the ball inch away from the group, so i ran and stuck my long pole into the ground like a polevaulter and jumped over the pileup to get the ball.

[laxfreakR220]

i was at my church with some of my friends and they dared me to try to hit a bunny about 50 to 60 yards away
so i chuck the ball and lo and behold i hit the bunny and kill it on the spot

but that isnt all
afterit hit the bunny it rolled off of the hill and bounced off of a car tire :thinking:

the alarm went off :WTF:

[PioneerLacrosse]

THATS A SIN!

[mfLax03]

My friend picked up some kids jock strap after a game and went behind me and put in on my face when i was streching.

[laxgod1790]

touch girls...........................No i do not do that nor should any one. i javilin it at kids and kill them

He picked the lesser of the two evils.

[Mayhem]

i did the biggest crank shot of my life and it went like 40ft over the person i was throwin the ball to and it hit a kid ridin his bike and he fell on his face.

Also i threw my lax stick like a javilin and it hit a kid on my team only five feet away. i'll just say he didnt have a cup on.

[Laxguy93]

i was clearing the ball and i was nailing kids in the back of the head. i did something special so i didnt have to run, and so i started nailin' the fatties that dont run in the back of the head

[dlaxman]

During practice I took a shot and it bounced off the goal and hit this kid on my team in the back of the head and he fell over

[strongisland]

last year my school practices were a joke, so we would either play spear wars or we would do chicken fights/ midevil jousting. while jousting i was knocked of my friends back and fell on the ground

[trentstaaa24]

one time i wound up and cranked a shot from just infront of the box line anit hit a dpole and snapped his shaft in half

[Goalieman5]

once I was driving on the road and there was a turtle trying to cross the road.
I didnt want it to get hit, so I scooped it up in my stick and I carried over to the woods.

[sailorslax88]

ripped people's pinnies off, you take the butt end, press it against their pinnie, and twist really fast and then you rip it away, practice gets a little boring sometimes, ya know.

[SUOrangeSU2]

i put a 1st gen. matrix in the microwave with a baseball in it to try and unpinch it. it started to bubble and caught on fire.

[laxplayer989]

had to pee after reading, and i once took a sidearm and missed by 5 feet, in first year, play wall ball in my small down stairs and have it come rocketing back and hit me in the face, nuts, feet, everywear, but i'm no noob i've got 8 feet from me to the wall and, the ball can come back at 30 mph, also fooling around in the store, and have the head on a stick go flying into a bunch of people, and also knocking a bunch of stuff of the walls

[littledude]

Once i acadentally stuck the shaft up my ***

[ByrdDpole]

Once i acadentally stuck the shaft up my ***

Umm, that really doesn't sound like an accident.

[BMHSLax]

ever year we have the "Lassen Olympics", named after my coach, and one of the events is the stick throw. its simple you throw your stick as far as you can in any form you would like. to see 40+ sticks flying through the air at once is pretty funny. not to mention some people throw it really weird and it pretty much goes backwords

credit cards....run the lip of your head down someone's crack while running and watch them jump. its pretty funny, unless someone does it to you

[chrisbchicken13]

my friend ripped a worm burner one day at practice, and i was at x. he missed the net completly hit me in the foot and took my feet stright out from under me. i landed straight on my face.


i also tried to do the mikey powel flip at practice once instead of a dodge and also landed on my face

o and not tring to be mean or racist cus im not, but my friend who is black threw his stick like a javalin and hit this kid in the chest.... if u think about it ull get it

[laxin21]

hahaha me and my friend launched fireworks out of his d-pole, we lit bottle rockets and would have them shoot thru it. we also tried it w/ roman candles but it didnt work :sad: