Cheap or Sweet Hits

[canadianlax13]

Every had a cheap shot thrown at you? Ever thrown a cheap shot? Made any huge hits? Talk about 'em here

in my game yesterday, a little 5 foot kid on my team, dove at the shins of this 6'3 cheap hitter, and completley wiped him out.

[gaels_laxer_33]

well last yeer we were playing northumberland and i left my creese just a step out my back was complety turned i didnt quite have the ball yet and i got crosscheked really hard from behind....cracked my ribs....and i had to finish out the game cuz our other goalie quit....

[Captain Cool]

Well, the other week somebody decides to go kneel down and take me out by the knees. I fell, get back up grab his jersey and give this kid a oneshot that sends him flying. I got kicked out, and he didnt know where he was.

Another time in field, i gave a kid a pokecheck to remember, so he two hands me right in the leg... and now theres a perfect imprint of an stx profile sidewall on my leg.

[coqlax]

the other night i had a game and we were on a 5 on 3 power play and they had the ball. we had 2 on the ball while the guy was running down the boards. since there was a spot open for another checker i ran over and timed it perfectly. i smashed him in to the boards with a good clean huge body check to the side. im pretty shure hes dead now.

[coqlax]

another was a couple years ago. the kid was running down the other side of the floor with 2 of my guys chasing him to keep him occupied. this is when i cut strait into him sending him, and odly enough, his jock flyin through the air, followed by a loud grunt when he hit the ground.

[laxpimp]

Hmm, here's one that takes some description:

So we're playin Markham last year in Bantam. We're up 6-2, and they get possesion. they'
re best player runs up bench side, and attempts to run between me and the benches. Not a good plan.

Here's where it gets tricky; as we're running, I nudge his top half over the benches, where there's no glass. So essesntially, he's still running, but is stuck leaning over the benches.

Now as any box player knows, the glass has to start up again somewhere. just so happens he was still leaned over the boards as ten glass started up again. He managed to get sort of up right again, but his head was still over top so his head smacked the glass as it started along the boards again (does that make sense)?

[coqlax]

i dont no, but it sounds like his head got smoked but the corner of the glass

[penguinwobbler]

i dont no, but it sounds like his head got smoked but the corner of the glass

i think that is essentialy what he means. sounds nasty. the other day we were playing Groton, the ref blew the whisstle for the face off, (i am a winge midie) and i cam charging in as hard as i possibly could, our face of midie, and my best freind noticed i was about to smoke the other guy, so he kind of got behind his legs kinda like a table top, i then smoked him, sending him over my freind who set up behind him, and while the was falling over my freind, he stood up (my freind) pushing the kid into the air. in turn he landed on the ground with a thud. and we laughed. the funny thing is, my freind and i combined only weigh probaly 235. me weighing in at 120 and my freind at 115. o yeah, the heavy weight crew

[coqlax]

hah ^ ive done that to one guy on the other team was really pissing me off, giving me cheap shots and such. so the next time i got the ball i saw him coming straight at me as fast as he could so i slowed down a bit and waited just before he lunged to hit me when i ducked and rolled him (like a hip check in hockey) where he did a nice face plant.

[slinkyspine]

Use the PM system guys

That was to krash he asked aquestion that shouldve been PMed.

[901TNlax3]

in the semi finals last year we were down by about 2 points and the ball was on the ground in front of the crease. and i laid out the smallest kid on thier team for no reason. i felt bad cause they had to carry him off. but it was worth it......i also to a pretty cheap hit at our captian this year. and my coach got exteremly angry and might not becoming back next year cause of what he said and did to me. lol.

[Mr.Pockets19]

Hmm, here's one that takes some description:

So we're playin Markham last year in Bantam. We're up 6-2, and they get possesion. they'
re best player runs up bench side, and attempts to run between me and the benches. Not a good plan.

Here's where it gets tricky; as we're running, I nudge his top half over the benches, where there's no glass. So essesntially, he's still running, but is stuck leaning over the benches.

Now as any box player knows, the glass has to start up again somewhere. just so happens he was still leaned over the boards as ten glass started up again. He managed to get sort of up right again, but his head was still over top so his head smacked the glass as it started along the boards again (does that make sense)?

Haha, i remember that game, anyways, one time in provincials, we were playing oakville, this kid comes running down the boards, i'd say about 2 fett off, possibly the worst spot to be checked, and I nailed him. I was later told that the thud was heard in Mexico.(lol, not really, but it adds to the effect)

[mattlax743]

(this is actually all from field) i've had a couple midgets think they were gonna lay me out so i just took off full speed towards them and ran straight over them. hilarious. once a kid kept talkin trash to me and another defender, then he cheap shot the other d-man from behind, so i came up and hacked down on his wrist. hilarious once again, as he fell on the ground and laid there for a little bit, then once we walked off and was across teh field he turned and flipped me off.

now for indoor,
some kid thought he was hotshot, and when someone would come to guard him he would put the ball down and be like come and get it, really cocky ******* im talkin about. so anyway my team (our hs field team playing indoor during the summer for fun) was having trouble guarding him. so me being the only real defender we had there went and guarded him. i got to close into him like he wanted because he thought he would beat me. so he started to cut down the side and i slammed him into the wall a couple times. one time i hit him and he fell back still had the ball, and i just started hacking at him. and his friends were on the other side of the glass, and they are sayin **** so i flip them the finger. not the most sportsmanlike, but the kid trash talked everytime we played them, and even yelled at his own team for not passing him the ball, and said to one player "you suck at shooting, dont shoot, give me the ball." and i loved how his dad didnt care if he played liek a hotshot, and then once i started owning him and checkin the kid and what not, daddy told me to calm down. i just told him to eff' off

[sidewinder19]

delete please

[lacrosse_queen1]

thats like wicked, in the southern alberta summer games thing for bantam this year, this one kid from my team took a run at a kid from Pincher Creek and nailed him so hard, i thought we'd be scraping some kid off the floor. it was so awesome and my team went crazy on the bench and no penalty but there shoulda been

[MidiLine1]

well last yeer we were playing northumberland and i left my creese just a step out my back was complety turned i didnt quite have the ball yet and i got crosscheked really hard from behind....cracked my ribs....and i had to finish out the game cuz our other goalie quit....

Was it cracked your ribs bad where you had to go to the hospital? Wait a tough it out.

[gaels_laxer_33]

Was it cracked your ribs bad where you had to go to the hospital? Wait a tough it out.
They were cracked i couldnt breathe well, and theres been something wrong with my back ever since. i didnt go to the hospital cuz i didnt think it was nessicary i probably should of. My docote a few months after said to me my ribs healed nicely from the crack. Thats how i found out they were cracked

[titans 43]

one time at try outs I got tripped while my friend was coning at me full speed and threw me over the guy who tripped me onto my back, it was pretty sweet, go figure how it was my good friend hitting me. cheapest thoguh are the hits from behind into the boards at fuill speed

[northBC_boxla]

this was in box lacrosse.
i am a fairly big kid im 6'3 195 and i am chasing a looseball fomr half and i see someone who is trying to pick it up at the other end, i haul *** all the way there just as the guy picks it up so i dive and my shoulder conects with his helmet he flies backwards, helmet flies off, gloves are gone, sticks gone and hes laying there not moving all that much, turns out he has a bit of a concussion, sits off the rest of the practice puking and ****. looked sweet as hell, but the guy was my frined and i felt a bit bad after he was jsut siiting there but the next day he came and said how awsome it was.

[Big_DALZIEL]

alright man i am 6 foot 6 and like 250 lbs it take alot to bring me down and heres where my story begins my team guelph regal intermediates are in a tournament in st cathrines ( niagra falls) and a guy on the new market cross checks me rioght across my throat after the bloody whistle so with out even thinking i dropped my stick and grabbed the guy by the helmet and started shaking him and swinging him around by his helmet ( i kno this should not be the thing to do but with sucha cheap hit like that i snaped ) by the time i get the kids helmet off one of his team mates jumps on my back and starts punching me in the helmet the refs finally jump in once i flipped the guy over my shoulder and grabbed on to his helmet they tossed me but before that the coach of the opposing team was callign me a coward and a cheap skate. but here is the kicker guys i was the only one that got fined and penalized the third man in didnt get anything and the high stick wasent called on the throat cross check and that was my hard hitting cheap shot story peace out boys

[Wubbie]

Played a game in a Rec League due to them not having enough players...

2 Hits to my helmet and 1 hit to my go-nads(I don't wear cups) all within 30 seconds, from the same kid who was riding me... I wasn't very happy. Don't think he got a penelty either =/.

[fitzy_nb_11]

Well i went to a tournie in Nova Scotia and I was ragging on this kid and right before the buzzer goes i give him a good cross check on the chest knocking him over (he had the ball) and then i say how bout you hit me on the hip next time b***h(he was aiming low all game) so he goes you wanna fight and i said you couldn't even reach my head, so i turn around to go celebrate with my teammates as we had one,and he punches me in the back of my head/sorta my neck.

[CanuckLax]

alright man i am 6 foot 6 and like 250 lbs it take alot to bring me down and heres where my story begins my team guelph regal intermediates are in a tournament in st cathrines ( niagra falls) and a guy on the new market cross checks me rioght across my throat after the bloody whistle so with out even thinking i dropped my stick and grabbed the guy by the helmet and started shaking him and swinging him around by his helmet ( i kno this should not be the thing to do but with sucha cheap hit like that i snaped ) by the time i get the kids helmet off one of his team mates jumps on my back and starts punching me in the helmet the refs finally jump in once i flipped the guy over my shoulder and grabbed on to his helmet they tossed me but before that the coach of the opposing team was callign me a coward and a cheap skate. but here is the kicker guys i was the only one that got fined and penalized the third man in didnt get anything and the high stick wasent called on the throat cross check and that was my hard hitting cheap shot story peace out boys

That's sucks... you got penalized for being too big. It happens alot and it's not fair. Such is the lot of the big guy....

[scruffy221]

Alright at Navy last week a kid catches a buddy pass off his defender and I'm already at a dead sprint, as soon as the kid catches the ball I wreck him out of bounds and into his sidelines. He knocks over two of his own guys. Then HIS coaches salute me and say "God Bless America"

[EastCoastDeft]

some kid tackled me...i broke my finalizer and damged my knee! it was against NR... he was 6.1. (twice the size of me)!!

[COTTONLAX]

last year in the Craig Bailey Memorial tourny, we were playing Vernons stacked "B" team.....we were gettin **** kicked...like 19-8 or somethin like that...... anyway there was lik 20 seconds left on the clock so they decided to just play around....well with like 2 seconds left the guy i was covering goes to catch a pass and put his right arm up..... i crosschecked him and shatered his forearm.......whoopsy