Funniest lax story

[Fartman]

Let's hear em...

We had this kid that decided to go out for lacrosse his senior yr with no experience. He was a football player- one hell of a d tackle- and about 280 lbs. One huge kid. He ended up being our JV goalie. I stayed to watch one of our JV games, and there was about two minutes left in the last quarter. We were down like 10-4. He made a save, and just started sprinting downfield. He got past the attackers and crossed midfield. He didn't dodge anyone. He just kept truckin'. This kid just plowed through about 4 kids like it was nothing, not stopping for anything. He was like a freakin tank. Somehow, he made it all the way to the other end of the field and still had the ball. He shot and... GOAL! Our team on the sideline freaked out, and we just laughed our @$$es of. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[waxon]

Thats pretty funny. At one of our JV games, this kid got wrecked and literally flew 6 feet in the air and 7 feet back.

[SheepShank]

One time in a game this kid on the other team broke his stick, and after he did he tryed to pick it up and continue playing instead of leaving the game.

Also another time one of our attack completely mowed down a defender, and when that D-man could got back in the game I heard him say "I'm not guarding that guy switch with me" to another man on his team.

[cloo24]

Originally posted by Fartman
Let's hear em...

We had this kid that decided to go out for lacrosse his senior yr with no experience. He was a football player- one hell of a d tackle- and about 280 lbs. One huge kid. He ended up being our JV goalie. I stayed to watch one of our JV games, and there was about two minutes left in the last quarter. We were down like 10-4. He made a save, and just started sprinting downfield. He got past the attackers and crossed midfield. He didn't dodge anyone. He just kept truckin'. This kid just plowed through about 4 kids like it was nothing, not stopping for anything. He was like a freakin tank. Somehow, he made it all the way to the other end of the field and still had the ball. He shot and... GOAL! Our team on the sideline freaked out, and we just laughed our @$$es of. Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.


just a quick note.....you can't play JV if you are above a junior in h/s

[Snuffilufigas22]

We have a kid like that. He is like 250 great football player. He is the funniest kid ever. He doesn't know how to cradle so he just plows people. Earlier in the season we were having a JV vs. Varsity scrimmage and we had on of our little attacks in. So the kid gets the ball on D he takes it all the way up the field like in the previous story just plowing through kids. So he gets to the little attack, the kid steps up to try and check him, but as soon as the football kid got close to him he turned around and ran. It was hailarious.

[Longest]

Originally posted by cloo24
just a quick note.....you can't play JV if you are above a junior in h/s

Cite the appropriate regulation in question.

Dan

[shtbrkd00]

lol, cant say ive ever heard of a goalie scoring a goal

and that attack man running away is pretty funny too hahaa

[waxon]

The one laxmiddie said was hilarious. This one time, this kid on our team was sprinting full speed for a ground ball that was about to go out. The kid dives for the ball and skids like 8 feet across the ground. Our coach tried to tell him it was gonna be our ball whether he got it or not, but it was to late. You kinda had to be there but \t was hilarious.

[Jjaylax09]

we were plaing in a scrimmage and just to mess with the other team, if they got a fast break we decided to start yelling "your going the wrong way" the sad part is, when our entire bench started yelling it, the kid believed us and there he went

[LatinBabe]

color the pads of each others goggles with sharpies...

once we start to sweat, the sweat removes the ink from the liners onto your forhead and face... you get a racoon mask shaped like a pair of girls goggles... LOL

[shtbrkd00]

Originally posted by Jjaylax09
we were plaing in a scrimmage and just to mess with the other team, if they got a fast break we decided to start yelling "your going the wrong way" the sad part is, when our entire bench started yelling it, the kid believed us and there he went
hahahah i'd hate to be that kid

[laxbabe2121]

yea.. you can't play jv as a senior in hs

[Fartman]

well, he was in anyways... i guess our coaches just ignore that rule... the refs never checked

[TRELAX]

You can play on JV as a senior, there are exceptions. Two I know of for sure: if its a new program OR if you transfer in (foreign exchange student).

[cuse10d]

the rules must differ in school districts, cause we had two or three seniors on our JV at one time this year.

[WestSideLa X eR]

One of our attackmen was one hand cradleing, and he gets stick checket and his stick helicopters and nails the other attackmen behind him in the nuts......it was hilarious

[blckout20]

That is real funny.

i know seniors can play JV if it's there 1st year playing.

At one of are away games the ref was making terrible calls and are coach was losing his mind. He eventually got thrown out and we were left with no coach but one of the parents said he was an assistant coach cuz he was standing near the bench and he coached the rest of the game. But he had no idea what he was doing it was his 1st time watching his son come play or something so since I was captain i basically coached the rest of the game. Our coach had to leave the field so he went and sat on the bus which was like down the street. After the game we walked over and found him sitting all by himself on the bus and wen eh got on he just looked at us and was like "u win?" it was pretty funny and we did win so it was even better.

[BG Lacrosse]

I just started playing lax this year for my college team, so all the girls on the team have at least 3 years experience. My first practice, we where doing passing drills. I had not yet learned how to run and catch a ball. But i was running and I had my stick up to catch the ball and I missed, hitting me right in the forehead. Then after that I fell on because I was in so much shock! I felt so stupid. The girls never let me live that one down.

[Strong Island]

this one time in a game our defensmen was guarding this 3rd string attackam. and our d-man was pushing down the attacks stick with his, and then hen started saying "GETOFF MY STICK" in the funniest way. then later on he had the ball and he was like "nooobody mooove HES MINE" it was hilarious and they way he said it omg!

[Longest]

I was coaching at a kids camp in Richmond last summer, this was kids that had never before played lacrosse. One morning, the director said that some of the counselors would play a mock game so they could get the idea. One guy who just signed to play at Washington and Lee whipped a pass at me which hit me square in the eye (I had on glasses at the time). So that cut about a 2 inch gash under my eye, blood pouring out of that. All the kids were scared to death because here was this "big tough counselor" bleeding all over and being taken to the hospital to be stitched up.

Dan

[banditsfan85]

one time this kid on my team got made at the ref so he threw the ball at him.

[GIattack]

Originally posted by banditsfan85
one time this kid on my team got made at the ref so he threw the ball at him.


hahaha:laugh nice!

[DoNtBeDiSsIn59]

We got this 250 pound kid on r team whose goalie. So he wants to try offense out fer a day so we let him try it in practice. So they put him on left attack fer our scimmage. Since im normally left attack i had 2 play goalie but thats not the point. we got this little midie whose serioulsy not even 100 pounds. The fat boy gets the ball and starts runnin 4 the goal. The little middie went on defense so he covered the fat boy. The little guy checked him like 5 feet into the air, they both like died and the fat guy stayed in goal 4 the rest of the season.

[Emidd27]

One of my players told me about when he was in junior high and playing attack. A long stick was running down the field with the ball so the my player thought he would be tough and body up with the guy. Well, the long pole hit him so hard that he was dazed. Now the funny part.......after that the attackman (my current player) couldn't find his mouthguard any where on the field but didn't think much about it. The next day when he had to take a $hit he found that he had swallowed his mouth guard whole and it came back out....... whole. He said it was the most painful thing that has ever happened to him.

I couldn't believe it and questioned it but be said he had a special mouth guard from his dentist and it was really flimsy.

I about died of laughing so hard when he told me.

[Ghs_Lax25]

The funniest thing I have ever seen was in a game I was playing X and this kid kyle was playing left i drove and dump and his dfender didnt slide enough so when kyle shot it hit him right in the leg he imeaditly dropped to the ground. The story wouldnt be funny except the kid was crying his eyes out like he was bawling like a little kid does.

[laxfender]

The funniest thing i've ever seen was one game we had this really stupid ref who was always getting in the way of the play, and was really starting to piss off one of our defenders, now the only reason this kid plays lacrosse is so that he can hit people, i'm sure everyteam has one or two, our one just happens to be 6'4" and 230 lbs, well the attack on the other team used the ref as a pick and our defender just bowled right through the ref... the ref got the breathe knocked out of him and a broken jaw, it was hilarious

[michlaxman]

Two stories...

Back in high school, we were playing in a pre-season tournament and one of our attackmen had been in the bathroom with diarrhea for most of the pre-game warmups. During the first or second quarter he got hit so hard that his shorts fell down (he liked to wear them baggy). As he got up, he let out the most horrendous sounding moan and immediately ran off the field toward the bathrooms...as he was holding his shorts halfway up.

Back in middle school, it was near the end of practice when all of a sudden one of my teammates ran off the field toward the school. As the rest of the team was heading back into the school and into the locker room, someone noticed a cup/jock on the floor inside the doorway (the player who had run away a few minutes before name was written on it in huge black marker). Needless to say that it was covered in shat. A few feet away his boxers were lying there also covered in "brown". There was also a "trail" on the floor towards the locker room. And if this story couldn't get any better, the "trail" had some cleat marks in it.

Notice a running theme.

[jazzjon9]

There's this big brown building next to our field. One day some kid can't hold a pee, so he goes over to pee on the building. One of our teammates sees him and says, "jeez, he can't hold a pee for 2 hours?" coach hears, turns, and sees the kid peeing. ON THE CHURCH! He yells, "No, not on the church!", the kid is turned around waving cause he doesn't know it's a church, and all the parents watching the game on the field next to us now know what's happening cause of the laughter and the coaches screams. Oh, good times.

[cbhslacrossemid]

Once an attack man was on the crease and about to shoot when our goalie came out and knocked the kid like 5 feet back and screamed "YOU GOT SERVED!!!!"

[WestSideLa X eR]

we where playing with a new ref, he just started and barely knew the rules well, so we where toying with him, so when the other goalie stepped out of the crease we yelled at the ref that thats a penalty and the ref believed us and called the other goalie 1 min!!! lol

[ATXMacLax]

A kid on my team tripped over his own feet and somehow got a penalty called on the pole guarding him, the opposing coach said that's not a penatly, he should take a bow. Our attackman proceeds to walk to midfield, looks at the opposing coach, and actually bows multiple times. Another flag goes up. Funniest part, kid on opposing bench yells, "You're not supposed to bow idiot" flag goes up on him 4 on 5 lacrosse.

[REST N PEACE NJ]

WE MADE OUR FAT FOOTBALL PLAYER THE FACEOFF

[jazzjon9]

we have a fast break and our guy gets the ball no where near a defender. however, the goalie had stepped out, and as soon as our guy caught it WHAM! of course, next time our guy got the ball the goalie jumps out and yells AHHHH! to scare him. our guy winds up, and tries to rip a crank shot right at his balls. however, he whiffed, and their team almost died laughing

[Janessa]

I'm in box lax so this is slightly different:

I have this super little kid on my team (he's about 4'5) but goes out there every game and plows through kids who are around 6 feet. Anyway this one really big mean kid was giving him lip and he turns around and goes "Come on, hit me, I DARE YOU." And the other kid just stares at him. So DD goes "Come on...what are ya chicken? Hit a little guy. Do it!" The kid just swears at him and walks away.
DD yells to his back. "Next time I'm getting you in the balls buddy!"
I grab him on the bench and am like "WTF are you doing!? He's going to muder you!"
He just goes "Coach, I can handle it."
Well next shift my brother passes him the ball and he winds up and CRANKS it. It nails the other kid right in the gonads. He falls to the ground moaning in pain while my brother scoops the ball, passes it to DD and he scores. To make matters even funnier DD leans over and goes.
"I told you you shoulda hit me when you had the chance."

We were just pissing ourselves.

[Hutch]

I was in a box game one time when during a refs time out after one of are players got hit in the gonads, I looked at the other bench and they were all pissing themselves.

[Thrillhouse]

My junior year of HS we were playing the team which had our coaches son starting at attact as a freshmen. (he was pretty good, played at Rugters, made the practice team for the Wings) The game was going along and the biggest guy on our team (ended up a fullback at Maine) put this hit on the coach's kid like I have never seen before. Everything just stopped, the refs never blew the play dead, no one went for the ground ball, everyone just watched this kid to see if he would get up. He eventually got up and with a little help, made it over to the side lines. The guy on our team who hit him ran over to the sideline and all the coach said was "Good hit Ray." Our coach never even went over to see him until after the game. He ended up being OK, just got his bell rung and we ended up winning.

Good times.