100 worst songs ever

[gaels_laxer_33]

Ok as of right now 1:31 on July 10th I;am going to make a list of the 100 Worst songs ever. Any help would be appreiciated. Tell in your opinion the worst songs ever for my list. Thanks! IL keep you updated with my list if possible

[Chuck_Norris]

two words
my humps...

[MrTibs]

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

[BTlaxripper]

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Jewel - Intuition
Hanson - Mmmbop
50 Cent - Candy Shop

[xmangs3]

I'm only going to say this once........
Hips don't lie. Its such a bad song. Shakira sounds like a muppet when she sings.

[EricL]

My humps and Hips don't lie are the best songs ever made!

Worst song has to be - Ice Ice baby. I mean seriously " Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle"

[holyschnikes101]

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Jewel - Intuition
Hanson - Mmmbop
50 Cent - Candy Shop
I'm dissapointed in you BT. I liked Mmmbop.

My humps and Hips don't lie are the best songs ever made!

Worst song has to be - Ice Ice baby. I mean seriously " Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle"
I'm dissapointed again. I like Ice Ice Baby. GRRRR. Word to your mother.

[Scrudatoboys]

i hate every NEW green day song. They completely ruined their band.

[goalieman3]

ice uce baby is awesome

dont cha is terrible

[atacklax]

Mr. Brightside. And pretty much every killers song.

And although its really fun to listen to, Fit but you know it (I think) by the Streets.

[Phil247]

Crespo whatever - Suavemente
chemical brothers - galvanize
50cc - candy shop
rihanna - sos
robbie williams - radio
babylon zoo - spaceman
mylo -drop the pressure
notorious B.I.G. -nasty girl

[tristate2]

It's Goin Down by Yung Joc, seriously he has zero lyrical skill behind a loop syth line and a crap hook.

[gaels_laxer_33]

Thanks for the input guys keep them comming! I'm in the process of arranging them from the cream of the crap to the just crap. Thanks! When my list is done ill put it up!

[mmlaxplaya17]

I think VH1 did a special on this. lol

Aqua- Barbie Girl
Britney spears- Lucky
Donny Oamond- Puppy Love
The cheeky Girls- The cheeky song (touch my bum)

[BTlaxripper]

It's Goin Down by Yung Joc, seriously he has zero lyrical skill behind a loop syth line and a crap hook.

O my God YES! I totally forgot about this song. The lyrics make my brain turn to mush and seep out my ear, and the beat is so simple there is nothing to it.

"[expletive] in my face
damn near every day
aska million questions like Joc where you stay
tell 'em College Park
where they chop cars
In 20 grand spend a grand at the bar
Just bought a zone
J's on my feet
I'm on that Patrone so get like me
'69 cutlass wit the bucket seats
beat in my trunk ballin just for the freaks
Catch me in the hood
Posted by the store
pistol in my lap on the phone countin dough
If ya girl choose
let her do her thang
just like her mama nice [expletive] nice brain
Everbody love me
I'm so fly
[expletive] throw the dueces everytime i ride by
I know you wonder why
I'm so cool
Dont ask me just
do what you do

Chorus 2x:
meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down

Verse 2:
Verse number two
Do the damn thang
Cubes on my neck
Pocket fulla Ben Franks
when Im in the mall
hoes just pause
Pop a few tags gimme dat on da wall
time to flip the work
make the block bump
Boys N da Hood
Call me Black by my trunk
Dope Boy magic
7 days a week
number one record
long as Nitty on the beat
Ooh I think they like me
betta yet I know
LIghts, camera, action
when I walk through the door
[expletive] know my crew we certified stars
Valet in the front bout 35 cars
[expletive] in the back
Black in the coupe
Girls likin Girls
time to recruit
if you gotta problem say it to my face
we can knuckle up anytime any place

Chorus 2x:
meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down

verse 3:
Time to set it off
Let these [expletive] know
Have they ever seen a Chevy wit them butterfly doors
I ride real slow no need to speak
gotta make sure they see the buckets on my feet
Feds on my trail they don't think I know
I keep my hands clean cuz i never touch do
Everytime I see 'em look 'em in they eyes
Ask me how I know? It's me surprise
Put it in the air rep where you stay
Take a step back blow the Kush in they face
stuntin is a habit
let 'em see the karats
I'mma make it rain [expletive] i ain't 'fraid to share it"

I like how in verse two, he has to point out it's verse number two.
"It's me, surprise!" is the best line.
"Don't ask me why, I'm so cool, just do what you do" is another well thought out line as well.

How does this crap get put on a CD let alone get airtime on the radio?

[D-middie9]

Well, "American Baby" by Dave Matthews Band , makes me want to die.
"How Far is Heaven" by" Los Lonely boys is amazingly bad.
That one song, I'm not even going to name it. "And IIII am calling on angels"
I swear, if you walk into a Belk or any other department store, 3 out of 4 songs will be that one.

[GCdorman40]

I think VH1 did a special on this. lol

Aqua- Barbie Girl
Britney spears- Lucky
Donny Oamond- Puppy Love
The cheeky Girls- The cheeky song (touch my bum)


yes they did
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/50_most_awesomely_bad_songs/series_countdown.jhtml

some of those shouldn't be on there i my opinion, but o well.

[ekajsk8er]

Achey Breaky Heart- Billy Ray Cyrus

The man, the myth, the mullet. Terrible, terrible song.

Also that song thats like f--- you I don't want you back, or something. It was real popular a couple years ago for some reason.

[BTlaxripper]

yes they did
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/50_most_awesomely_bad_songs/series_countdown.jhtml

some of those shouldn't be on there i my opinion, but o well.

Well it was done by Blender, and Blender hates music period.

Some of these do not belong on there:

Corey Hart - Sunglasses at Night
Spin Doctors - Two Princes
Meat Loaf - I Would Do Anything for Love

Sure they aren't my favorite songs, they're pretty poppy and stuff. . . but they are catchy and not terrible at all.

[bobtrack]

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll!!
Thanks for that Jefferson Starship

[longsticklax124]

every my chemical romance and blink 182 song

[tiplax]

BTlax, have you ever seen the It's goin down video. That song + the video, might make one of the best rap videos ever(i know not the best, but it's pretty good)

For you list, the worst songs ever are classical music symphonys. So take your pick for the worst 100

[BGlacrosse24]

any song on those "hit" radio stations plus new rap/hip-hop
(old school owns example N.W.A., Run D.M.C., Public Enemy)
any song from these groups/singers:
The All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
50 Cent
Nickelback
Lifehouse
Limp Bizkit
any female "pop" singer (example: Britney Spears, etc)
any stupid feminist a-hole "rocker" (example: Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson)
Jennifer Lopez
U2
That's about it...

[smooth87]

Daughters -John Mayer <- should be #1 on the list
any TaTu and O-Town songs

[destructivelax]

any song on those "hit" radio stations plus new rap/hip-hop
(old school owns example N.W.A., Run D.M.C., Public Enemy)
any song from these groups/singers:
The All-American Rejects
Fallout Boy
50 Cent
Nickelback
Lifehouse
Limp Bizkit
any female "pop" singer (example: Britney Spears, etc)
any stupid feminist a-hole "rocker" (example: Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson)
Jennifer Lopez
U2
That's about it...
all american, fallout were both good until they got mtv'd. now they suck

[Lax_Hitman]

I could castrate Panic! At the Disco for there overly dramatic display, but do to the fact the lead singer is a eunuch, I will refrain. Then again, these guys get a lot of chicks and make plenty of money. Maybe I should start a band, Alarm! At the Cafe. I can see it now.

[PBlax]

all emo songs thats over 100

[Levin]

I could castrate Panic! At the Disco for there overly dramatic display, but do to the fact the lead singer is a eunuch, I will refrain. Then again, these guys get a lot of chicks and make plenty of money. Maybe I should start a band, Alarm! At the Cafe. I can see it now.

Emergancy! In the Bathroom....

yeah i used to like Panic, for like 5 minutes, i listened to their whole cd, but then couldn't bring my self to listen to it twice.

[TRELAX1201]

yes they did
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/50_most_awesomely_bad_songs/series_countdown.jhtml

some of those shouldn't be on there i my opinion, but o well.

i cant believe they would put down Corey Harts "I wear my sunglasses at night" like that. That is a great song

[D Bay]

any and every song by the click 5

[justlaxin484]

yes they did
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/50_most_awesomely_bad_songs/series_countdown.jhtml

some of those shouldn't be on there i my opinion, but o well.


some of those songs are actually really good...like shouldnt be on there at all

[Falconsmikevick]

im blue......

[GarysGod]

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Jewel - Intuition
Hanson - Mmmbop
50 Cent - Candy Shop

you KNOW Mmmbop was catchy, but the others not so..

[gaels_laxer_33]

K guys the list is close iv gotten 100-50 just 50 more to go i have already chosen the worst song ever but i still need input here..thanks

[LongIslandLax]

That rap song that has the lyrics " its peanut butter jelly time"
I cry when I hear. Its hurts my ears so much.

[marflax33]

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

You sir are my idol. I hate this song with a passion.

[moondog]

"Who Let the Dogs Out"
Chumbawumba--Tubthumper
Ricky Martin "She Bangs"
Backdoor Boys--"Show me the Meaning of Being Lonely"
"Jenny From the Block" JLo
Vanilla Ice "Havin' a Roni"
M.C. Hammer "Have You Seen Her"

[3rdCoastlax07]

"Hollaback girl" by Gwen Stefani and that new Paris Hilton song. Both these songs make me want to punch infants.

And I liked Tubthumper!

[ohlax51]

pretty much everything on the top 40 list.

[tristate2]

I like how in verse two, he has to point out it's verse number two.
"It's me, surprise!" is the best line.
"Don't ask me why, I'm so cool, just do what you do" is another well thought out line as well.

How does this crap get put on a CD let alone get airtime on the radio?
My friend has this song as his ringtone, thank goodness he isn't that popular, otherwise I would be beating the crap out of him every 10 minutes.

"Oh I think they like me, better yet I know,
Lights camera action when I walk through the do'(or)"
That was the best line, it made me laugh because he mocked "Oh I Think They Like Me" by Dem Franchize Boyz, another terrible song, "White Tee" by DFB was better.

BT, I'll tell you how it gets on the radio, he got signed to Bad Boy South Entertainment, therefore they promoted his single a ton. Plus, I was bored enough to look at his album to find out that "It's Goin Down" was his strongest effort on the whole album, now that is sad.

[cllax11]

that one old petey pablo song that was all like north carolina come on and raise up... THAT SONG SUCKED!!!

[ColtsLax]

just a coment on the VH1 list, the following songs should not have been on there:

Everybody Have Fun Tonight-Wang Chung(its wang chung, com'on
The angry American-Toby Keith(any song that involves america is automatically awesome)
Breakfast at Tiffany's-Deep Blue Something(i just liked this song)
Sunglasses at night-Corey Hart(great song)
And im particularly ticked off about
Final Countdown-Europe because it was our senior prom song, mostly as a joke, but still...

[wally085]

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

i love that song

[wally085]

Thong Song on vh1s list who doesnt like the thong song

The Final Countdown defitnly not a bad song

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) and this is a patriotic song how can it be bad its great

I'm Too Sexy sweet song lol this one may be bad

Don't Worry, Be Happy coolest music video ever

She Bangs aggred anything willam hung sings sucks i saw him at a parade in downtown coulumbus red white and boom and i threw him a piece of bubbluegum and he dropped it right threw the hands

We Built This City (no comment)

[jory]

all the songs by kids bop
if you count the them being diffferent songs than the original
they just ruin everything, when the commercials come on i think that little mascot thing should just die

[libertyvillelax]

DEFINITELY it's goin down. I hate that song. Most rap I can bare listenin to for a small period of time but this song just pisses me off.

[BGlacrosse24]

all american, fallout were both good until they got mtv'd. now they suck
no they always sucked. i hope they die in a terrible "accident" :devil:

[D-middie9]

It's Goin Down by Yung Joc, seriously he has zero lyrical skill behind a loop syth line and a crap hook.

Ok, I will sum up that entire song
*mumble mumble mumble It's goin down,
mumble mumble mumble It's goin down,
mumble mumble mumble It's goin down,
mumble mumble mumble It's goin down,

Add bad dance moves

[CtLax]

It's Going Down is a good song, and i hate when people (mainly the "rockers") say they cant listen to rap but all the people who listen to rap do not complain about rock.

[Dan]

Panic at the Disco's song about closing the door. I despise that song so openly right now. Wow, what a crappy band. Anyway, it's really late and I should be going to bed. Oh, and Radiohead's Reckoner? I hated that song a lot. But it's not in the top 100.

[samchase]

Bad Day by... um... that guy with the beanie.
Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson
anything by jessica simpson. her voice is so fake. i should support her because she did go to my high school. but its not like shes good... and she didnt really graduate.
anything by Aiden.
anything by ABBA.

[smooth87]

So what does your list look like now?

[H-townlaxer]

my rign tone.

who let the dogs out

[TBAN1418]

what about that one kevin federline song, can remember the name right now

[The Chariot]

"It's me, surprise!"

It's Going Down is a good song, and i hate when people (mainly the "rockers") say they cant listen to rap but all the people who listen to rap do not complain about rock.
It's not the fact that its a rap song that people are giving it hard time. Its the fact that its the corniest song since tipsy to hit the airwaves and get decent playtime. Its one beat with TERRIBLE verses and not even a catchy hook. I'm not one to say hiphop/rap takes no skill, but come on, that song is so simple. And hes making 6+ figures for it.

[LaxDr]

my humps
anything by simple plan
anything by bowling for soup
and anything that emo people listen to

[GAlax3]

EDDIE MURPHY- MY GIRL WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME
absolute worst song ever

[stamford Dman]

It's Going Down is a good song, and i hate when people (mainly the "rockers") say they cant listen to rap but all the people who listen to rap do not complain about rock.

CtLax has gotten it right. Y'all punks out there can't see the beauty in this songs simplicity. And I can't understand some of the songs you guys hate. Bad day sucks? Fallout Boy and All American rejects are bad because they're good enough to get on tv? psh I dont understand you people

[jaw22]

Crespo whatever - Suavemente
chemical brothers - galvanize
50cc - candy shop
rihanna - sos
robbie williams - radio
babylon zoo - spaceman
mylo -drop the pressure
notorious B.I.G. -nasty girl

Galvanize is incredible...

Bird is the Word (surfin' bird) - The Trashmen
Angry Johnny - Poe
Tipsy - JKwon
The Devil Came Back to Georgia - Charlie Daniels (and all sequel songs)
Anything by P!ATD

[Gaels Rule]

I think all old country is really bad. new country is great though

[reLAXing3]

Temperature, by Sean Paul. Enough said.

[MDlaxin69]

Daughters -John Mayer <- should be #1 on the list
any TaTu and O-Town songs

lmao... my cousin played that at his wedding reception

[hulllaxplayer]

I'm only going to say this once........
Hips don't lie. Its such a bad song. Shakira sounds like a muppet when she sings.

but she is hot...

[benjamming18]

who let the dogs out. its stuck in my head now just thinking about it. Anything else by the baha men is also total crap

[tristate2]

It's Going Down is a good song, and i hate when people (mainly the "rockers") say they cant listen to rap but all the people who listen to rap do not complain about rock.
Okay I listen to rap and rock, I know odd combo, but this song is such garbage, just listen to it. If you say you like the lyrics, just go put the song on repeat along with "Tipsy" by J-Kwon, and listen to it for an hour straight and tell me they are good songs after you come out. Just try.
Me & U by Cassie is horrible.

[BlaxMcashX]

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous
Jewel - Intuition
Hanson - Mmmbop
50 Cent - Candy Shop
haha our lax team this past year would sing mmmbop all the time. i don't know y..

[RichWutLax]

i love that song


ME TOO !! great song

[marflax33]

About anything by the Click Five grinds my gears.

[RichWutLax]

umm the new justin timberlake song .... need i say more

[Attackalltheway]

Any simple plan song. I HATE them and they have no musical talent

[GAlax3]

avril lavigne- skater boy
any ashlee simpson song pretty much..i would name one but thank god i dont kno the names to any
meat loaf- I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
ja rule- mesmerize (in it, ja rule actually attempts to sing!)

[ojrlax5]

but she is hot...

I agree she sucks but is so hot

[aviator]

ah i have the now 22 cd in front off me, i can name off tracks! lol wow i really doubt theres a single good song on it..................why does my family have to have such bad taste :( but probably the worst song is that beautiful song by idk, ya the one where the guy sounds casturated lol

[shamrocklax]

blue by eiffel 65

[laxmax137]

All star by Bowling for Soup makes my ears bleed.

[OZONE1598]

ashlee simpson- invisible..........end of story

[GarysGod]

avril lavigne- skater boy
any ashlee simpson song pretty much..i would name one but thank god i dont kno the names to any
meat loaf- I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
ja rule- mesmerize (in it, ja rule actually attempts to sing!)

That meatloaf song is great

[NuKoN]

blue by eiffel 65


zomg gtfo noob loslz

i hate the song "hey now" by x.., a few nickelback songs i cant stand, and yeah

[jaw22]

Think about how bad "I would do anything for love" by Meatloaf is. When you have a lyric like "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," you expect to know what the "that" is by the end of the song. Plus the video is like Beauty and the Beast in the 80's. Just a bad song.

[justlaxin484]

avril lavigne- skater boy
any ashlee simpson song pretty much..i would name one but thank god i dont kno the names to any
meat loaf- I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
ja rule- mesmerize (in it, ja rule actually attempts to sing!)


dude meat loaf is great

[devillax57]

well this one has just taken this list to a whole new low.

Chicken Noodle Soup

[gigo567]

I am not going to pick out every song, but I will say what I hate in songs.

All the rap/hip-hop now that has crappy lyrics about drugs, hoes, and gang violence.

[Riot]

any stupid feminist a-hole "rocker" (example: Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson)
I like Kelly Clarkson.. I'm so embarassed. But you forgot Courtney Love.


Panic at the Disco's song about closing the door. I despise that song so openly right now. Wow, what a crappy band.
Oh God, I know. My little brother loves them and alwaaays plays that song.

I'd like to add Hawthorne Heights - Ohio Is For Lovers.

[bringthewood]

Unwritten - Natasha Bettingfield
I hate that song!!!!!!!!!!!!
my sis is obsessed

[CHSLax66]

i hate every NEW green day song. They completely ruined their band.

kudos, i thought i was the only one who had this opinion

[devillax57]

Unwritten - Natasha Bettingfield
I hate that song!!!!!!!!!!!!
my sis is obsessed

That was our team song last year...

[Brandon303]

That song "Blue"

All they sang about was that stuff was Blue...No wonder I can't remember who sang it.

[devillax57]

That song "Blue"

All they sang about was that stuff was Blue...No wonder I can't remember who sang it.

Eifel 65 sang it. Yes, that is a pretty bad song, but always fun to play at parties.

[chucknorris1]

It's Goin Down by Yung Joc, seriously he has zero lyrical skill behind a loop syth line and a crap hook.

that song is beast

[Goalie18]

Has any body mentioned It's Raining Men? Anything by either simpson/agulara that whole bunch whatever you call them

[L4X_M4ST3R]

Fall out boy - Horrible everything
Norma jean - Same thing
Panic at the disco ------GAYEST MUSIC I HAVE EVER HEARD ! !

well this one has just taken this list to a whole new low.

Chicken Noodle Soup

AGREED AMEN:worship:

[bigDman]

99 problems

[lax-ative91]

get jiggy wit it-will smith
any massari song
any sean desmond song
any isane clown possie song
all in good time- ron sexsmith
that convoy song (it goes like" we got a convoy rockin through the night")
EDIT: also that song were it goes give it up now my funk show brother and the numa numa song

[bethesdagoalie]

AFI MISS MURDER
GOD I WANT TO MURDER THAT WHOLE BAND

[cali feeder]

Oh. My. God. Aaron Carter. Absolute worst music of all time. The uncontested champion.

[sailorslax88]

paris hiltons songs
stuff by eminem

[tristate2]

[It's Goin' Down]that song is beast
Are you high?

[Tman188]

go to itunes and type in "Chicken Noodle Soup", who would ever in their right mind spend money to make this song

[PGlacrosse]

any thing by brittiny spears,nsinc,backstreet boys

[wglax14]

London Bridge by Fergie. such a gay song. fergie sucks

[tristate2]

you obviously dont know what yourtalking about.
You couldn't infer that from his first two sentences?

[goalie1215]

i hate that london song and pretty much any rap song by a girl or a white guy (im watching you timberlake:guns:)

ps woodduck. that sig is ridiculously huge. you might want to fix that.

[kingdawgell]

push it by salt-n-pepa




AHHH SSS PUSH IT push it.......

[ramslac05]

that new justin timberlake song

how in God's name is thatmusic???

and even if u call it music how do u possibly enjoy it

[wglax14]

push it by salt-n-pepa




AHHH SSS PUSH IT push it.......


i liked that song. it had a good beat

[faceofflax15]

that new song by fergy....

[mmlaxplaya17]

How about Jessica Simpsons "Public Affair" EWWWWWWWWW