So, uh, I killed my Evo.

[thebrettness]

So I was trying to re-pinch my Evo. But then it wouldn't un-Taco. So I killed it in anger. I kinda folded it inside itself more then once.

I'll get pics up really soon, I can't find my camera cord.

EDIT: I'll get pics up when my mom gets home, because she was cleaning and the cord is missing. Now i'm going to the lax store to see if I can get another head.

[MAlax42]

I can't wait to see this.

30secowned

[pshwarriorlax17]

hahaha Thats funny, yet poor evo. That might be one of the best heads ever made...

[Meade Lacrosse]

you culda just given it to me.

[tkdlaxer]

wow i'd kill if anything like that ever happened to my evo, i love it. that stinks.

[Irishlax22]

RIP EVO :sad:

[XxlacrossexX]

is it just me or are there no pics?

[fenderDman23]

is it just me or are there no pics?
he said hed put them up soon he lost his camera cord

but yeah that stinks dude and tkd would kill if his evo got messed up
im pretty sure he sleeps with that thing :crazy:

[XxlacrossexX]

he said hed put them up soon he lost his camera cord

but yeah that stinks dude and tkd would kill if his evo got messed up
im pretty sure he sleeps with that thing :crazy:
i know, its just that people were making comments that seemed like they had seen pics. i just wasnt sure

[benjamming18]

ive used my evo for 3 years, and it hasnt let me down yet

[Wubbie]

I absolutely cannot wait to see this fantastic pictures...

I can only imagine what it looks like, and it keeps drawing me to those HP commercials with boxes inside boxes of boxes and boxes... etc.

[hurricane20]

i keep checkin in but no pics yet.......so anxious!!!!

[sidewinder19]

pics pleeeeeeeeez

[thebrettness]

Ok guys, I just got home, and I'm about to upload thie pics. Should be up in around 2 minutes.

Here is pic numero 1

http://content.imagesocket.com/thumbs/IMG_0311fd7.JPG (http://imagesocket.com/view/IMG_0311fd7.JPG)\

Number 2

http://content.imagesocket.com/thumbs/IMG_031023a.JPG (http://imagesocket.com/view/IMG_031023a.JPG)

[MACDADDY]

holy poooopy. that thing is.....so deformed! are you sure its a head?

[Lacrossebum03]

Holy god, you must've been pissed dude! Ive never seen a stick like that.

[MACDADDY]

more pics! this head is absoulutly insanly crazy! its like the head was made of of silly puddy. wanna send it over to me? ill try to fix it lol

[sidewinder19]

save the ballstop QUICK!

THATS JUST ****ING CRAZY

[thebrettness]

I was infuriated. I will get pics of what it looks like after I unfolded it. Like I was screaming at my stick. "YOU ARE NOT A TACO!" repeatedly until my dog started barking.

Oh, and if it looks a little brown, that's because it was burning. it was on its way to becoming like Snell's Shotgun.

[sidewinder19]

my god ..........

[WillemD]

Wow, that is insane. Did they give you a new evo at the lax store?

[Wubbie]

That has to be the GREATEST thing ever... Down with the Evo(I don't think they're THAT great of a head)!

So you did this with your barehands?

[Talent223]

I'm at a loss for words... :nut: :bartmoon: :crazy: :jawdrop: :lol: :dummy:

[LaxMaxVince]

That is crazy. That's even worse than that duece that was deforemed after a face off ( that thread that says my duece got owned). Try to get another evo, a great head. Keep that one tho. SOmething funny.

[thebrettness]

Well this was while it was hot but yes, with my barehands. No the lax store didn't give me a new Evo, they don't sell them there, I was going because I was bored and was looking at a few heads.

Just wait until my Swerve starts to warp again, then I'll be pissed off. Or if my PP breaks. I'll kill somebody if my PP breaks

[GLAX16]

Why would you do that to a head. If you do that to a head you own you shouldnt even deserve to play the sport.

[thebrettness]

Well seeing that its my back-up to my back-up, I don't really care about what your saying. I was angery, and I took it out on what was making me angry. This was my stick that I tried things out on. Like I was trying my first pinxh on it, then I pinched it agian to try a box pinch, then I tried it again to un-Taco it.

I don't need haters like you in my thread.

[Hunter]

Wow, thats amazing, how the hell did you do that? You're probaly the hulk or something, you got pissed and turned green and destroyed your evo.

[justlaxin484]

my god youre sick...

[thebrettness]

Guys, I already said that the stick was heated up becasue I was trying to pinch it. So it was more flexible then an Answer. I'm only 5'8 140 and am not very strong.

Just wait till my mom leaves and I'll have a pinch of it unfolded and like flattened

[Dy3h@rD]

Send it into warrior just because it would be mad funny.

[Captain Cool]

How exactly did you do that.... its like oregami (sp?) :clap: :lol:

[pshwarriorlax17]

You beat me to it. I was just about to say that you should send it into warrior and be like "I hit a dog..." From Jackbutt, the movie. I think it would be even funnier if they sent you a new one.

[thebrettness]

How exactly did you do that?

Ok, one last time. I was trying to pinch it, so it wouldn't have a Taco. It wouldn't un-Taco. So I got angry. It was still hot from trying to pinch it. I started bending it. Then I like twisted it, then pulled the throat into the scoop.

Then I stuck it in my basement and left.

[laolax]

thats nuckin futz

[laxmax137]

ANGER MANAGEMENT,jk, but seriosly that crazy.

[lax9]

this is gonna be good

[DRobinson1692]

what are you doing man?? are you crazy?? i love my evo

[WoodDuck14]

haha thats awsome. its like one of those impossible puzzles where its an impossible shape. do you guys know what i'm talking about?

[LaxMaxVince]

Send it into warrior just because it would be mad funny.

haha say a defender checked it.

[pshwarriorlax17]

I seriously laugh everytime i read the title of this thread... It's so funny!!!!!!!!

[GLAX16]

Well seeing that its my back-up to my back-up, I don't really care about what your saying. I was angery, and I took it out on what was making me angry. This was my stick that I tried things out on. Like I was trying my first pinxh on it, then I pinched it agian to try a box pinch, then I tried it again to un-Taco it.

I don't need haters like you in my thread.

You dont "own" this thread. If you cant take critism then dont make threads. Real lacrosse players dont purposely break their heads.

[Meade Lacrosse]

I was infuriated. I will get pics of what it looks like after I unfolded it. Like I was screaming at my stick. "YOU ARE NOT A TACO!" repeatedly until my dog started barking.

Oh, and if it looks a little brown, that's because it was burning. it was on its way to becoming like Snell's Shotgun.

:rofl: Lol, i can't believe you actually yelled at your HEad.

[thebrettness]

You dont "own" this thread. If you cant take critism then dont make threads. Real lacrosse players dont purposely break their heads.

It's not broken, just warped. You fail again. Now please, leave the thread, or I'll have to begin to pinch or, get angry and turn you into a pretzel.

And pics of it straightened out in a second guys.

[hurricane20]

i did the same thing with my warpath. i stuck it in the oven to pinch it and it caught fire. i stomped the fire out but the warpath morphed with my shoe! too bad i didnt take pics, yesterday was garbage night and i didnt think to keep a melted shoe/lax head.

[thebrettness]

To all the people that said how good an Evo was... i loved mine too. but then a few of the sidewalls holes broke, so I stopped using it for an H2, then a PP/Swerve. But, I think I will send the un-pretzeled one into Warrior and tell them it happened on a face-off, and see if I can get a new one.


Picture of it un-folded

http://content.imagesocket.com/thumbs/IMG_031275d.JPG (http://imagesocket.com/view/IMG_031275d.JPG)

[faceofflax15]

As bad as that is to do toa head...Its still extremly cool.
Im actually laughing pretty hard because it's so coool.
GLAX16...It is his thread. He didnt ask for critiscism [sp?] He just wanted to show some crazy head. Dont be a Threadruiner.

[CustomX157]

Lmao thats great dude. Now try and play with it. haha

[Park City Pole]

Lmao thats great dude. Now try and play with it. haha
That was my thought sorta.. I was thinking now string it. :chuckle:

[Salk lax D]

:jawdrop: wat the..........:jawdrop:

[mclax13]

absoutley hilarious :roll:

[LilLaxBro]

hahah looks ammamazing

[BigKLaxer]

Wow, thats amazing, how the hell did you do that? You're probaly the hulk or something, you got pissed and turned green and destroyed your evo.
THEBRETTNESS MAD, THEBRETTNESS SMASH.
That's absolutely hilarious. I think I would cry if that happened to my evo.

[laxmann1993]

Yup say that you were facing off. And severley plungered it.

[cgv1016]

hahah...but it was such a nice head...

[Brandon303]

My god. Can I recommend an anger management course?

[sidewinder19]

i will give you 2 lax balls(1 yellow 1 blue), 1 2 foot piece of xlace, a nipple twister, and 300 pennies for it.

[thebrettness]

I wish I could string it. Basically most of the sidewalls are broken out. And I bet I could send it into Warrior. Or I could re-fold it and make a trophy out of it for whenever somebody makes a thread about their head being warped and asking for help. I'll be all" Don't do this.."

And yes, I was yelling at my stick, I do all the time when it's not shooting good or w/e is happening. Usually it's like a groan at it though.

[faceofflax15]

I was infuriated. I will get pics of what it looks like after I unfolded it. Like I was screaming at my stick. "YOU ARE NOT A TACO!" repeatedly until my dog started barking.

Oh, and if it looks a little brown, that's because it was burning. it was on its way to becoming like Snell's Shotgun.


You deffinitly get two golden stars for using a 11 word; infuriated...Proud.

[adobekid9]

Im at a loss of words.

[laxman37]

You're scaring me.

I would never trust you with my children.

[lax1191]

that is crazy man. Before the pics were up I thought it would be bad...but I was wrong. It is WAY beyond bad. Words can't even describe it. WOW!!!

[coqlax]

when it was messed up you should have pulled a prank on one of your friends and switched it while they werent looking and then asked them "what the hell did u do to your evo?" and they would start crying. and then you could be like hah.....


ya just like that....

[thebrettness]

when it was messed up you should have pulled a prank on one of your friends and switched it while they werent looking and then asked them "what the hell did u do to your evo?" and they would start crying. and then you could be like hah.....


ya just like that....



Haha, i should have, I could always try to string it up, let someone take a shot wit it and do that, but I'd rather just keep it as a keep sake to how I got so angry. But I really am thinking about sending it into warrior with no explantiion at all, just asking for a new one.

[CustomX157]

Don't feel bad man, when i got mad i bent a db803 over my knee. I've broken a Ti22 against a goal because i missed a shot and i've snapped a kryptopro pole with my scandium because he checked me in the ribs. Anger is your friend. =D

[kingdawgell]

Don't feel bad man, when i got mad i bent a db803 over my knee. I've broken a Ti22 against a goal because i missed a shot and i've snapped a kryptopro pole with my scandium because he checked me in the ribs. Anger is your friend. =D

i bet youve made friends with the grass in the substitution box too

[hemp_laxer21]

Well, at least you have a future at Annie Ann's

[Mikehenry8742]

hey, at least you ended up with a stick that you can use for box. :thumbsup:

[Richmond LAX]

lol nice that thing is owned

[sidewinder19]

if its flexible it would the SH!@ for F/Os.

[rmolax888]

they probably wont give you a new one becuase evos are going to be discontinued this fall.
YOUR CRAZY I did that to my brine blaze but those are flexible any way

[NEMESIS_keeper]

dude i would hate to see what you would do to your stick of arm guard LMAO... any man thats not cool. poor evo. who am i kinding screw evo's just get a Torque or Profile. haha. that is like the perfect Anti-Warrior promo. i think i seriously laughed for like 10 minutes.

[F&Rlax12]

I was screaming at my stick. "YOU ARE NOT A TACO!" repeatedly until my dog started barking.
Defenatly the funniest thing ive seen on the forums. And im just glad u didnt have any power tools laying around... The devastation would be unbearable.

[middleton23]

Well this was while it was hot but yes, with my barehands. No the lax store didn't give me a new Evo, they don't sell them there, I was going because I was bored and was looking at a few heads.

Just wait until my Swerve starts to warp again, then I'll be pissed off. Or if my PP breaks. I'll kill somebody if my PP breaks



i would do MUCH MORE than kill someone if my PP broke...

[middleton23]

Well, at least you have a future at Annie Ann's


auntie annes.. how discraceful, that place owns

[ingoo666]

Bring it back for the Warantee =] hahahaha

[WKLAX]

Thats sweet

[CustomX157]

i bet youve made friends with the grass in the substitution box too

Nah man, I broke the kids pole when we were playing on the beach. I respect the rules during a game.

[pshwarriorlax17]

Have you sent it into Warrior yet?

[regulate34]

i kinda did that with a intrepid
but i was not wraped just folded in half but it dide3nt bereak

[thewalldemont]

holy poooopy. that thing is.....so deformed! are you sure its a head?
no......its a shaft............

[thebrettness]

I haven't sent it yet, I'm so busy with football and nationals practice. I'm hoping to send it in soon, but I hate paying to mail something.

[laxmax137]

Don't feel bad man, when i got mad i bent a db803 over my knee. I've broken a Ti22 against a goal because i missed a shot and i've snapped a kryptopro pole with my scandium because he checked me in the ribs. Anger is your friend. =D
:rofl: I laughed so hard when I read that.

[bohveedah]

holy crap. thats all i can say :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[berger1227]

Why would you do that to a head. If you do that to a head you own you shouldnt even deserve to play the sport.

your a d!ck

that...is....gonna be hard to string

edita:this should be sticked IMO

[laxplaya9]

Um, yeah, heads dont get much deader then that.

[laxlegend]

WHY THE **** DID YOU UNFOLD IT! you could have put it on a stand, called it art and sold it to bill gates for $100000000000000000000000000000000

[sidewinder19]

I haven't sent it yet, I'm so busy with football and nationals practice. I'm hoping to send it in soon, but I hate paying to mail something.

what.....you played nationals..... for lacrosse?you werent on my team.are you talking about wolverines?

[MaKiMaKi13]

hmm for some reason i never looked at this thread when you originally posted it, but dood that was intense i had no idea heads could do that or atleast when your trying to re-pinch them

[tomtom]

Nice. How's the whip on that thing?

[manup5183]

how could it have been so flimsy??