The Borat Movie!

[Lax n piemonade]

This movie looks hilarious who's gonna see it?
trailer 1: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7132293540434295216&q=Borat+Movie&hl=en
trailer 2: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5236816605485942207&q=Borat+Movie

:worship:

[madLAXhax]

im gunna see it, but ihear its going to have a bunch of jokes about jewish people. so its gunna create a bunch of thing like passion of the christ.

[Lax n piemonade]

yeah but the passion was a big hit. besides shows like south park make Jew jokes all the time it has become quite regular

[THE WALL #00]

lol, throw the jew down the well. im deffinetly goin to see that

[cali feeder]

Thats the guy who does Ali G for standup right?

[Lax n piemonade]

ya same actor. He's jewish BTW.

[Frndlefire]

Sasha Cohen? too lazy to check, but he's a funny guy. I heard the Ali G movie wasn't that good, but I may watch this one when it comes out on dvd. I think Borat is his best character.

[Lax n piemonade]

Rank of his Characters 1. Borat 2. Ali G 3. Bruno. But i thought the ali G Movie was very funny. especially if ur immature like me :)

[NY Lax 4]

Da Ali G Movie wasn't good, his show is ridiculously funny though. I have a feeling this will be a lot better though.

[Oside Lax]

[QUOTE=Frndlefire]Sasha Cohen? too lazy to checkQUOTE]

cohen is kind of a giveaway, hes jewish

definitley going to see it with some friends when it comes out, most likely jewish friends

[manup5183]

ali g is the best hbo show. better than sapranos. better than entourage. better than curb you enthuisiasm. (but they are all good anyways) RESPEK

[MeRattack]

why would anybody fink dat dis movie is gonna be bads? booyakasha

[aviator]

YYAAA

when does this come out??

me and my friends have been planning to see it ever since we went to talledaga nights which was like 4th of augest or sumtin


cant wait!!!

[OldGoalie]

SBC is a frickin' genius:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/life_borat_dc;_ylt=AscblOHD98uE_Zh_nlMTZDIKO7gF;_y lu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--

The guy has a whole country up in arms over his movie and his act.

I can't wait to see it.

[Farny]

Movie comes out November 3.

There were special showings on September 20 in about 25 cities around the world, including NY and DC. I was going to go but couldn't, since it was on a Tuesday.

They actually had another showing in DC last night, and once again, couldn't go. Sucks. I've been waiting for a while...

[Jmalins23]

Did anyone see it yet? i might go tonight

[Riot]

I was going to go but I guess it's not out yet? I'm seeing the Prestige tonight, but I'm going to try going tomorrow.

[raykessler]

i had a half day today so i went with a couple of friends... it is probably the funniest movie i have seen bar none, that includes the south park movie, the producers, and probably anchorman. thats right anchorman. You will not stop laughing the entire time, if you have the ability i would highley recommend seeing it.

[Lax r us]

im gunna see it, but ihear its going to have a bunch of jokes about jewish people. so its gunna create a bunch of thing like passion of the christ.

The jokes against Jewish people are sort of justified because the actor playing Borat and Ali G is Jewish...

[raykessler]

im gunna see it, but ihear its going to have a bunch of jokes about jewish people. so its gunna create a bunch of thing like passion of the christ.

as a jewish person i can say i thought all the jew jokes were hilarious, and there were a lot of them. If your really PC and tighta**ed you might not like it, but like i said before i thought it was am amazing movie.

[Irishlax22]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. However most of the jokes can not be repeated on TLF.

[raykessler]

I wasnt going to even think about seeing it, but I looked on Rotten Tomatoes (basically one of the best movie rating websites, if a movie is rated high it is gauranteed to be good. The Borat movie got a freaking 95%, which is amazing. Combined with the fact that he was hilarious on Conan, I think Im going to see it.

Who knows. I thought Jackass 2 would suck and I dont think I have ever laughed so hard at a movie.

not only have i never laughed as hard as i did during borat, i have never laughed as consistently, there were very few pauses in the laughter.

[Jugthug42]

I absolutely loved it, but alot of my friends didnt, they cant handle seeing a couple of weiners. I guess they havn't ever seen them before? High school boys...yet arent mature enough to not shut down a movie because they see male genitals...whatever..

Great movie, just dont go if you have the mindset of a 5 year old. Im still sort of mad at them. If you havnt noticed.

[whslax11]

haha one of the funniest movies

[cbhslacrossemid]

Saw the movie an hour ago, two words: SEE IT

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

I might go this weekend to cee it with some friends. It looks so funny.

[H-townlaxer]

i just saw it and it was the greatest thing i have ever seen. too short though, still great and i give its 10/10

[adobekid9]

Im going tommrow it looks so funny i can't wait to see it.

[CougarLax07]

ya i went to it today the movie is hilarious... it has so many random things its funny and it got 4 stars so it must be good

[manup5183]

i was very disipionted. did not live up to its potential that i see in the borat segments of da ali g show. it was pretty funny though.

[Farny]

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

[raykessler]

borat: i make sexy time with mother in law

joke counsular: i don't think most americans would find would find that funny.

borat: that not joke, i make sexy time with mother in law!

another one:

borat: so you say my wife is dead?

hotel dude: thats what this says

borat: YES!!!!!

[laxrat22]

definitely one of the funniest movies i have ever seen, i need to watch it again cuz i had the worst migrain ever so it was hard for me to enjoy.

i like the part when they are at the bed and breakfast with the jews and they were giving money to the cockroaches thinking that would make them go away

[Brandon303]

I saw it last night. It was too funny.

[Riot]

What the heck, it's still not out here yet.

[TRELAX1201]

What the heck, it's still not out here yet.

looks at near by thearters. That happened in my town, but the next town over has it playing so Im going to it tongiht at the late show...Im stoked

[MaKiMaKi13]

oooo just got home from seeing it today, the movie was AMAZING it was hilarious when he tried to kidnap Pam Anderson and the BEAR who sells bears as protection there are so many funny parts in that movie

[MDlaxin69]

god... i saw this opening night and i could not stop laughing. Easily the funniest movie ive ever seen... by a mile.
some good quotes are:
"what kind of dog is this?"
"sir, this is a toroise"
"would one consider this a... cat in the hat?"
or
"if i were to run into a crowd of jypsies(sp?) with this... how fast would i need to be going to kill them...?"
"for that... you probably wouldnt have to be going much over 35 or 40..."
or
"if i pay you extra, will you install this '***** magnet'?"

[MDlaxin69]

borat: so you say my wife is dead?

hotel dude: thats what this says

borat: YES!!!!!

no, it goes

"you say my wife is dead?"
"thats what it says..."
"MY WIFE IS DEAD!!! HIGH FIVE!!!"

[MaKiMaKi13]

"this is my sister 4th best prositute in country"
"the running of the jews"

o man i wanna see this again hahah

[AttackMan17]

I want to see it so badly.
Everyone says its hilarious.

[adobekid9]

Wow i just got back from this movie and im jewish and i found this movie verry affensive. Like the jewish jokes were really insulting i dont find it funny at all.

[Zach]

Wow i just got back from this movie and im jewish and i found this movie verry affensive. Like the jewish jokes were really insulting i dont find it funny at all.

The entire movie was pretty much offensive to someone, but it was still hilarious. I'm half-jewish and I was laughing at pretty much all of them, and so was my one of my friends who's completely jewish

[laxmaster491]

isnt it rated-R though. That sucks for me casue i am not of age. And i have bad luck in sneaking into other movies. i had to sneak into jackass 2 and i couldnt enjoy it cause i was so concerend about not being kicked out for the 3rd time.

[blckout20]

"Yes children crack the jewish chick before it hatches."

Great, great movie. Saw it tonight, might go see it again tomorrrow.

[CSlax06]

This movie is so so funny. Yes it makes funny Jewish people but it also makes fun of alot of other cultures/religions.

[shogunstud31]

i wanted to see it because I am jewish. And after seeing it I really didn't find it offensive in anyway. The jokes were funny, and it's good to see Sacha Baron Cohen isn't an uptight person that isn't afraid of not being politically correct. As long as people understand they are jokes, and don't take it too seriously it's not offesnive at all.

One of the funniest movies i've ever seen by the way.

[raykessler]

Wow i just got back from this movie and im jewish and i found this movie verry affensive. Like the jewish jokes were really insulting i dont find it funny at all.


dude lighten up, im jewish too and i found it hilarious. You do know that the guy that plays Borat is jewish don't you? In reality hes making fun of anti-semites by making those jew jokes as such a rediculous charecter., hes an anit-anti- semite :nut:

by the way i saw it again last night, it gets funnier the second time.

[rjattack19]

funniest movies ever...its pretty gross too, "eat my ***hole" lol. the running of the jew part was the funniest tho lol

[raykessler]

funniest movies ever...its pretty gross too, "eat my ***hole" lol. the running of the jew part was the funniest tho lol


quoted for emphases, the running of the jew is hilarious.... "that right kids crush that jew egg before the jew chick hatches" classic.

[Hunter]

I really want to see this movie, I tried to go on friday night but it was sold out. :sad:

[WoodDuck14]

i went to see it twice but it was sold out both times so i saw flushed away and saw 3(holy crap!!!)

[Palmettolax45]

funniest part was borats censure when he was on the bed wrestling with Azamat it was disgusting but i couldnt stop laughing

[MaKiMaKi13]

i thought his name was like Azamat or something but that part was sick, i was talking about the movie all day in class today and one of my friends tried to see it and it was sold out everywhere he went

[fromthesideline]

The best part had to be when he brought the baggie to the dinner table and him dealing with the retired guy.

[TheKOB]

I saw this movie and thought it was freaking terrible. It seemed to have some redeeming parts, but its hard to laugh when you keep watching and the next scene is a downer. I also felt kind of cheated, since the best scenes you could see by searching "Borat" on youtube...

[peewee_52]

hey..have yoiu guys seen that movie..i loved it..what was your favorite part

[Laxgoalie4282]

you will never get this you will never get this lalalalalala lalalalalala

[bcannons14]

hahaha i have to agree
that is the best part

or when hes beating it in front of victoria's secret lol

[swish7209]

Pamela i am not attracted to you anymore................. not!

[laxer716]

and then one day he break a from his cage, and get this , haha high fivee!!!, idk the whole movie was good

[PMRAIDERS11]

personally there was only SOME(like 5 in total) funny parts..the rest of the movie was horribal

[gnrrocks110]

personally there was only SOME(like 5 in total) funny parts..the rest of the movie was horribal

he forgot to say...."NOT!!!"

[Mista Hollywood]

haha when hes wrestiling with the fat guy

[egrlax10]

http://www.lacrosseforums.com/showthread.php?t=60746&highlight=borat
search next time

[Laxer1241]

"Its sexy time yes? No in america you need concent. WHAT!?!? yeah. Thats not good for me!"

[Valaxman17]

when hes on the subway and trying to kiss the guy and the guy is like get the {expletive} out of here before i breaak your {expletive} jaw

[Cahillite LAX]

when him and the faat guy were running around the hotel naked....when the fat guy was sittin on borat's face saying eat my {explicit word for butt}

[Live4It]

I thought the part where he's at the dinner, and he thought the guy said retarded, and then later when they said they were gonna call the cops he asked "why? did the retard escape?" or something along those lines.

And when he's driving and says "You F'ed my mother."

Or the part with the "you'll never get this..."

[malax31]

you guys know there were funny parts without using curse words or "explicit" or w/e.

Whoever said the best part was when he was beating it in front of victorias secret is dead on. The whole movie was utterly halarious, but i think that was the best part. Also (for those of you over 21) watch that movie tipsy, you might not live to tell the tale.

[Laxgoalie4282]

another great part was when they went to the bed and breakfast..

the jews have shapeshifted!!!! throw money at them!
(i am not racist or religionist or whatever it would be called, and i am in no way discriminating against people of the jewish faith)

and...

'Khazicstan is the greatest, country in the world, all other countries, are run by little girls....etc.."

[DanK112]

if anyone saw special features...those were the best. Out of the movie however possibly the dinner, where the prostiute and his waste decide to join everyone.

[NY Lax 4]

http://www.lacrosseforums.com/showthread.php?t=60746&highlight=borat
search next time
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/MindyThomas/Random/debbie_downer.jpg

[ReLAXation7]

Where do you put the magnet? ROFL

[malax31]

I find this movie fascinating because many think it is anti-semitic, but really it is pointing out the ignorance in the american society. As a Jew myself, people ask me if I find it offensive, but I find it rather halarious. But in addition to being one of the funniest movies ever, it has a deeper level, a satiracle level that points out our ignorance.

Bottom line. This movie is effin halarious.

[Laxer1241]

LOOK THERES THE IZBEKI EMBASSY! lol

[nd_lacrosse]

"This my neighbor, He is pain in my ********. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. he get ipod mini and we ALL know ipod mini is for little girls...great success!"

"quick children run and kick the jew egg before it hatches!"
(this would be just as funny if it was a christian egg)

[BravesLaxer]

The part where they stay with the Jewish people and try to bride the ****-roaches with money.

[Live4It]

I will look on your treasures, gypsy.
Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold...
Go ahead, make my day, Jew...

What's up with it, vanilla face?
We need somewhere to park our black _____ for the night.
So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, ____ . Just a couple of pimps, no hos.

Oh, King of the Castle, King of the Castle, I have a chair! Go do dis, go do dis, King of the Castle.

I am going to get the movie and watch it right now.

[lax21goalie2008]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/MindyThomas/Random/debbie_downer.jpg

That is amazing.
I haven't seen the movie, but I've heard the fat guy scene is disgusting.

[MC Escher]

The movie was fairly funny, but it is being waaaay over hyped and overrated. It has little to no replay value and is def. not the funniest movie ever...

[flyersrule9733]

The movie was fairly funny, it was all cheap humor though thats only really funny once. I mean, I dont regret seeing it at all, but its not the kind of movie id be likely to watch again or buy. Plus there was some bad down time between funny parts.

the first time is by far the best, i could not stop laughing for the entire movie. but ive seen it multiple times and is still really funny, just not as good as the first time


i like, how much? (to a random woman)

and the chicken scene in the beginning is pretty funny

[AttackMan17]

I liked...
"Pamelas, I am not attracted to you anymore.......NOT!"
"I feel like american movie star dirty harold"
The "retarded" guy at dinner.
"My wife is dead..." 'Im sorry to inform you...but thats what this says' "HIGH FIVE!"
"Well, at least there are no Jews in new york"
"And, I got Ipod...He only could afford Ipod mini...Everyone know Ipod mini for girls!"

It was pretty funny at parts.

[PuLsE_SpEeD]

everyone, get the dvd: the deleted scenes are amazing:

"what's this?"
"cheese"
"and this?"
"cheese"
"and this?"
"cheese"
"and this?"
"cheese"
"and this?"
"cheese"
"and this?"
"cheese"
"and this?"
"cheese"

[hockeyandlax]

"Crush the Jew egg!"
(I'm Jewish, most of the Jew jokes were the most hilarious to me)

[hockeyandlax]

Yea I know, I love how when he says totally anit-semtic remarks or other remarks, nobody says anything but justs stares.

I think that makes up part of the humor in it.

[marflax33]

It is nice of you to have a retard for dinner...

I nearly wet my pants.

[Mista Hollywood]

i have to agree the cockroach part is pretty funny too

[mack8]

"How many Gypsy women can I kill with this vehicle?"
Definitely the funniest was when he went to that crazy Evangelical church and there was that random guy running across the stage... hahahahaha...crazy evangelicals.

[MadCowDisease]

I thought it was really bad actually.

There were only some parts that were funny, and most of them were in the extras.

[flyersrule9733]

I thought it was really bad actually.

your not wanted here!! jk, but you are probably the first person that i have ever heard that didnt like it