Good Goalie Quotes

[Pumalax7]

I read a really good goalie quote but i cant seem to find ir again on this website it went sorta like "i am the goalie-......-the crossbar is my guardian angel" And do you know any other good goalie quotes.

[AttackMan17]

Eh..."|3|/|4| |o|f| |a|n| |O|r|a|n|g|e| |s|q|u|a|r|e|...My anti drug"

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

I am the goalie-The posts are my best friends-The crossbar is my gaurdian angel

GOALIE

Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
(Catches speeding bullets with his teeth and eats
them)
Freezes water with a single glance
A Goalie is God!

[Pumalax7]

I read a really good goalie quote but i cant seem to find ir again on this website it went sorta like "i am the goalie-......-the crossbar is my guardian angel" And do you know any other good goalie quotes.

i found it now but keep the quotes comming

[meestagoaliemon]

This isn't really specifically a goalie quote, but I like it.
"Somewhere, someone is practicing. And when you meet him on the field face-to-face, one-on-one, He'll beat you. Unless that someone practicing is you. So work the left, run the stairs, and crank the corners. Give it everything you've got, every day. And when you feel tired, or feel like quitting, ask your self, is the other guy tired? Is he quitting"

My signature is pretty good one too, I think

[laxgoalieking]

"you just dove into my crease, my crease is my home. do i dive into your dumpster when your at home?"
-LGK

[bpercival]

"you just dove into my crease, my crease is my home. do i dive into your dumpster when your at home?"
-LGK
HAHAHAHA THATS A GOOD ONE HAHA

[viking goalie]

"Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through." ~ Jacques Plante

"There is no position in sport as noble as goaltending." ~ Vladislav Tretiak

"Playing goal is like being shot at." ~ Jacques Plante

"The goalie is like the guy on the minefield. He discovers the mines and destroys them. If you make a mistake, somebody gets blown up. " ~ Arturs Irbe, San Jose Sharks goalie

"We are the sort of people who make health insurance popular." ~ Hall of Fame goalie Terry Sawchuk
^^^Those are all hockey goalie quotes, but it all relates

"Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental"

[gfkeeper28]

There's a soccer quote that's like "The only constant in life is that keepers are insane". If someone knows the real quote and who said it, that'd be great.

[oldboxtender]

"We get a small mention in a win and all the blame in a loss"
Ed McGaffey Detroit Turbos

"If you are not off before you start playing goal, you will be by the time you are done"
Tom Wright Detroit Turbos

"You do not have to be mental to play this position... but it helps"
Gump Worsley Montreal Canadians

[BIGDGOALIE]

life is like playing goalie, if you blink the most improtant thing is past you.

[Pumalax7]

"How hard would you play today, if you couldn't play tomorow?"

"Hard work can beat talent, when talent doesn't work hard enough."

"Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing."
-Theodore Roosevelt

[Pumalax7]

Lacrosse ~ What men play during boys baseball season.

[Riot]

As an attackman I like, "WHO HAD HIM?!" the best.

[Pumalax7]

As an attackman I like, "WHO HAD HIM?!" the best.

haha im a goalie and i hate yellin that

[Pumalax7]

Greatness is not in where we stand, but in what direction we are moving. We must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it -- but sail we must and not drift, nor lie at anchor.

[SCSSLaxGoalie]

"Analyzation causes Paralyzation" is a good one i know

[goalie1215]

i saw one in someones sig

"pain is temporary, pride is forever!"

EDIT: its in sawyerlaxgirls sig.

[lax4life6]

"When i started playing goalie everyone called me crazy. But theyre the ones running after the ball, I just let it come to me". Thats a hockey one (substitute puck for ball) but i guess it applies here

[wandprotector]

best ever quote from one of the greatest...Brian Dougherty. "yo guys, im having an auction, who wants these li lizard shorts, i need beer money."

[ptbo_lax_chick]

for a goalie, the biggest enemy is himself

Most fans go wild when they see a goalie make what looks like a great save, but the chances are what they are seeing is a save that was made from being out of position

Ive seen more rubber than a dead skunk on the Trans-Canada highway

[ant1216d]

"Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through" - Jaques Plante, goalie

"Playing goal is like being shot at" - Jaques Plante, yet again

"There is no position in sport as noble as goaltending" - Vladislav Tretiak, former great Russian goaltender

"We are the sort of people who make health insurance popular" - Terry Sawchuk, former Red Wing goaltender

"In Biblical times, I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling *balls* at my head" - Giles Gratton, former netminder

"Goalies are fine fellows when you meet them at *the center of the field*. They are fine fellows off the *field* too. But don't think this cordiality is going to apply when you *run* by the front of his *crease*. He'll slice you up if you come in close" - Chandler Sterling, writer


"Only God saves more than me"-Not sure.


These were mostly hockey quotes so the * * represent where i changed words to apply to lax. Those and others can be found here http://www.msu.edu/user/baujason/quote.html

[SawyerLaxGirl44]

"If it hits you, you might die. If you miss it, you'll wish you did."

I remember seeing one like that, but I'm not sure. Is that how it goes??

[meestagoaliemon]

"If it hits you, you might die. If you miss it, you'll wish you did."

I remember seeing one like that, but I'm not sure. Is that how it goes??
hah. I like that one.

[Pumalax7]

some ones signature....I firmly belive that any man's finest hour is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle,victorious.
-Vince Lombardi

[RockfordAttack9]

Kid shhots the ball and the ball deflects off the post, the goalie replies by saying "Thats the stuff, Postus."

[AceofSpades]

The Goalie Motto ~ Biggest pride, shortest memory

[bigbadrizz]

"Behind every good man is an empty net"

[DutchyLacrosse]

"You train as a team, you win as a team and you lose as a team"
- Dutchylacrosse

I usually say this when people blame the goalie (most of the time when the defence does it wrong)
A goalie can't defend the cage on it's own, it's a team job

[bpercival]

Pain is weakness leaving your body-USMC it reminds me off goalie and how you take that one shot that not only makes u stronger but your hole team

Mods- sorry for editing but in shot I put an i instead of and o at first sorry

[stinisonfire]

"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence"
- Ricky Bobby

I'm pretty sure that applies to being goalie.

[Pumalax7]

"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." -Vince Lombardi

[EHSLAX12]

"regret nothing. fear less." thats not so much of a goalie quote, but it can be one. dont get hyped about getting scored on. and dont fear anything.

[bigbadrizz]

"Behind Every Great Man is an Empty Net"

[viking goalie]

FRANK "ULCERS" MCCOOL, goaltender, Toronto, on the loneliness that goaltenders feel:
"If you lose, the fans blame the goalie and the reporters take up the cry. After a while, the other players believe what they read and the goalie feels like it's one man against the world. Everyone else who makes a mistake, it escapes the attention of the crowd. But the goalie? If he blows one, they know it. Pretty soon, the goalie feels like an outcast. The only friend he has is the other goalie across the ice. He's the only one who understands."

this one's for hockey but it works pretty good for lax.

[GoBucks]

"The ball stops here."- Bill Pilat

Does that one count?

[meestagoaliemon]

some ones signature....I firmly belive that any man's finest hour is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle,victorious.
-Vince Lombardi

Yeah that's mine.

[meestagoaliemon]

WE didn't lose, we just ran out of time.
-Vince Lombardi

[c8lin]

I saw this on a t-shirt once...
"My goal is to stop your goal"

[RenagadeGoalie]

A shot traveling 108 miles per hour will exert roughly 6,000 Newtons on any object/Man/Crossbar etc... That's about 1,350 lbs of force, well more than half a ton and about 5 times that of Oscar de la Hoya's Left Cross - This is a little glimpse of the pain Goalies take day in and day out...

[cnyminder]

The pipes are a goalies ali.

[BIGDGOALIE]

"A goalie is invicible when he is in the cage, u see goalies waring shorts, you're daring them to shoot at you shins, if you miss you'll be there with ur shins made of steel and a good cup. but u know that when that ball leaves that stick that its going right to its home, that huge bag on a 4 foot poll"

[Lacrossebum03]

"I'm not sure why I kept playing goalie, to be honest, It's painful mentally and physically. But the feeling of letting a goal in is alot more painful than getting hit anywhere on my body" - Trevor Tierney

"To be a goalie, You have to be fearless" - Bill Pilat (Roanoke Coach)

"When you're on the field as a goalie, you're going to impact the game. It's not a participation-type position; you're in the battle." - Quint Kessenich

"That no one would want to step in the goal makes perfect sense when you consider that a hard rubber object is being hurled at you from close range at the same speed that BMW-driving Germans tear up the Autobahn." - Nate Badder (IL)

Oh and a for the record stat for you fellow goalies; A shot from 15 yards out traveling 85 mph takes .36 seconds to get to the goal. Anyone who says 'playing goalie isn't hard' should go against that.

(All quotes and stats from IL article 'Insanity or Courage?')

[MClothier]

heres one we all said at one point:

"ouch"

[carmelgoal069]

this is mine and this comes from mi training wit puttin numbers on the wall and havin some1 shout 1 out and make the save at the number but its

number 1 or number 3 which one do u wanna b alawys gets me pumped :]

[ndirishlax]

I forget where I first heard this one:

Playing goalie is a tough thing. Its the only position on the field where, if you screw up, the ref blows the whistle, stops the game, and runs over and takes the ball from you and you start over.

[Iamagoalie]

heres one we all said at one point:

"ouch"



that one is very true :)

[cnspittslax]

a goalie is tenacious, never quits, never gives up, and laughs at fear- fear--> :chair: <--goalie

[EHSLAX12]

goalies: were the sort of people that make health insurance popular.

[laxgoaliebm16]

You have to be crazy to be a goalie, CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY----announcer from blast lacrosse

[NALaxgoalie]

I'll take a bloody victory over a clean loss.

[melaxgoalie8]

" The kings pain is your gain" BK commercial

[laxgthreeone]

"There is no such thing as painless goaltending. If they could get enough padding to assure against every type of bruise, you'd have to be swung into position with a small derrick."

"Goaltender is a normal job. Sure. How would you like it if at your job, every time you made the slightest mistake a little red light went on over your head and 18,000 people stood up and screamed at you?"

[Pumalax7]

I'll take a bloody victory over a clean loss.

dude thats from gears of war

[laxplaya98]

before every game my dad always yells out my name and if i yell out "what" hes response is "STOP THE BALL" that makes it sound so simple....
(he does it all the time so i usually know to yell "stop the ball" its just his little reminder to me)