View Full Version : The Man House..Lifestyle.
faceofflax15
10-30-2006, 03:52 PM
This thread is for telling one thing any man could have in his house, what would it be. What do I mean by man house? Does anyone remember "Home Improvement" with Tim Allen..
On his show throughout various episodes, he would come up with things such as the man bathroom, with a laz-y-boy recliner, or the man garage..And things of that nature.
Whats everyone choice for their very own, Man house...
I guess Girls can choose, the Girl House..As if house's weren't already theres .. :whyme:
Enjoi LAX
10-30-2006, 06:09 PM
How about a tv with beer dispenser, it could launch them out.
If I could have one thing in my house....?
Eva Longoria.
sidewinder19
10-30-2006, 06:14 PM
a stripper pole,a lazyboy recliner toilet,a 200 inch tv, or eva longoria(a must)
faceofflax15
10-30-2006, 06:15 PM
If I could have one thing in my house....?
Eva Longoria.
Haha, Nice One. But Please No more Girl Ones, Because we all want a supermodel girl laying naked on our bed.
But Technical things?
I would go with Laz-yboy Pooper, Big Screen Tv, Beer Dispenser from the Tv, So you can really enjoy your peace and quiet.
And when you do your buissness, it tells you good job.
I'm not that creative :-/..
sirlaxalot125
10-30-2006, 06:16 PM
Pool table, Nfl Live football thing in my basement, fire mans pole between floors and obviously eva longoria
mfLax03
10-30-2006, 06:20 PM
i like the fire pole, but i would like a see through water bed with fesh in it, not sure how they would get oxgyen but whatever
A comfortable bed that followed me around the house so I could sleep whenever I wanted. Walking upstairs to the bed can be such a hassle.
TheBenchWarmer
10-30-2006, 06:23 PM
not sure how they would get oxgyen but whatever
haha, man...so considerate. Anyways, Id have to say any fast food resturant. That'd be pretty cool...
raykessler
10-30-2006, 06:39 PM
a laz-e-boy with a pooper and gigantic tv are both givens so i would say a keg attached to a beer well that neer ran dry, that is connected to a tap on the roof, this tap would fallow around any cup in the room and whenever it started to get empty it would fill it up... imagine, never having an empty cup of beer, and never having to move to get a new one. fantastic.
LinkPlaysLax
10-30-2006, 06:39 PM
i dont know why people want a lazy-boy pooper...i like to go in and out as fast as i can.
personally, i'd like a movie theatre. also, the firepole would be cool (as it would double as a stripper pole). I'd also like a fully stocked bar, and pretty much the rest of what you would find in a bar in my basement (such as cool signs and pictures, etc). Also, the fish in the water bed thing would be cool, but I saw a table that had the same principle. It was glass and had a filter and everything. I'm sure I could think of other things.
Edit...I also wanted to add a suit of armour to my house. One that I could wear on occasion. It would be really sweet looking.
ShermanLax607
10-30-2006, 06:44 PM
Ahem, I have the thing of all things for the man house. A 4 lane electonic scoring bowling alley included with disco lights, stereo, black lights. Also, built into the ball dispensers, there would be a full bar with beer on tap, and any drink you could want.
If not that, I think that any bar/lounge area in the basement would be sweet. Like a big screen, recliners, bar, dance floor, bar stools, dart board, pool table, it would be niice.
faceofflax15
10-30-2006, 06:47 PM
Ahem, I have the thing of all things for the man house. A 4 lane electonic scoring bowling alley included with disco lights, stereo, black lights. Also, built into the ball dispensers, there would be a full bar with beer on tap, and any drink you could want.
If not that, I think that any bar/lounge area in the basement would be sweet. Like a big screen, recliners, bar, dance floor, bar stools, dart board, pool table, it would be niice.
i have the recliner, dart board, pool table and sorta big sreen, Got ruined from moving numerous times though.
I really want that bar in the basement though.. I mean to serve Coke, of course.
Brandon303
10-30-2006, 06:51 PM
I remember that Home Improvement episode. Man, that was the best show ever! I'd want a hockey rink/lacrosse field in my basement. Along with a self-refilling bar.
benjamming18
10-30-2006, 06:56 PM
I used to love that show, but missed that episode. An indoor mini field would be awesome. And the tv from "Down to Earth", the one that follows you while you walk, but the whole house.
faceofflax15
10-30-2006, 06:56 PM
I remember that Home Improvement episode. Man, that was the best show ever! I'd want a hockey rink/lacrosse field in my basement. Along with a self-refilling bar.
It's still on TBS if you don't mind rerun's..
goalie1215
10-30-2006, 07:20 PM
I remember that Home Improvement episode. Man, that was the best show ever! I'd want a hockey rink/lacrosse field in my basement. Along with a self-refilling bar.
man you beat me to it. but i was going to suggest enough equipment to equip 2 teams for any game in the basement as well :yumyum:
I'd go with a toilet that thanks me for crapping in it.
mfLax03
10-30-2006, 08:14 PM
i would have a wall covered in guitars, i don't play guitar or anything it would just look pretty sick, and a hall of lacrosse sticks mounted on the wall and my game stick would be on like a glowing pedstool in the middle of the room.
faceofflax15
10-30-2006, 08:52 PM
I want Hitler Mounted on my wall.
And I want Osama Been Hidin, And Saddam Hussein To box it out.
And if it gets boring I have dog shock collars on them, They box for eternity.
If they stop
Zap.
!
AttackMan17
10-30-2006, 09:18 PM
I want Hitler Mounted on my wall.
And I want Osama Been Hidin, And Saddam Hussein To box it out.
And if it gets boring I have dog shock collars on them, They box for eternity.
If they stop
Zap.
!
You want a dead guy and an ex-dictator to box? Sounds like an episode of celebrity death match.
But...My whole house would be like my deck/yard.
Hot tub...(In every room)
A bar with a mini fridge.
Totem Poles.
Tacky neon signs.
My hot friends/neighbors. :thumbsup:
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Things I would ad.
A full sized fridge.
An indoor pool.
A giant tub that looks like a martini glass.
Any combo of 25 or so ladies form that maxim hot 100 thing on VH1.
And other, less important things.
Mavido
10-30-2006, 09:30 PM
An electric wheel chair in recliner fasion.. much like a moving lazy-boy.. and an elevator.. so i would never have to get up...
And guinness on tap in every room.... and a hawiian punch water fountain...
sidewinder19
10-30-2006, 09:54 PM
a pizza tree and a root beer fountain...... wait this is familiar...... sounds like an episode of......DREW CAREY!
Midlax0223
10-30-2006, 11:01 PM
the floor is made of tempurpedic(sp?) beds and on each ceiling is a 72 inch tv.
and a swimming pool of chocolate pudding. behind each wall is a stereo system.
manup5183
10-30-2006, 11:53 PM
Turf carpeting, Goals all around the inside of my house, really really thick bullet prood windows that cant be broken by a lacrosse ball. Now i can just run around my house shooting!
actually i always thought a river of beer running through your house like under glass floors and have bridges and stuff would be pretty cool.
czechinthepipes
10-31-2006, 12:03 AM
the floor would be made of a hard type of plastic or composite with fish under it, a pool table, bar and other tables made out of the same thing with fish in it. a theathre with moving lazy boys, the fire pole sounds cool. a small basketball court regular size hoop but a small wood floor. tons of huge tvs all over the place a really comfy bed, a 2 laned bowling alley, a mini lacrosse field and a room full of all the new lacrosse gear. plus a really cool sound system and cool lights (and all the women i want)
MDlaxin69
10-31-2006, 05:29 AM
a lay-z-boy with a toilet and a mini-fridge installed into it so i never have to leave the couch.
The magic fridge from that commercial
all walls made of concrete so i can play wall ball wherever i want.
an unlimited money dispenser.
no stairs, just fire poles.
other fire poles for eva longoria and carmen electra.
SeanO39
10-31-2006, 06:25 AM
Pretty much all the ridiculous stuff that's been stated plus two secret rooms. One to watch football in. The other one to chill in.
Brandon303
10-31-2006, 06:58 AM
On second thought I want a giant walk-in fridge full of every kind of food possible.
laxman37
10-31-2006, 02:00 PM
I love the show 'Home Improvement'! It is really funny, and the scripting is very, very clever. Of course, having Tim Allen helps...
I would definately have the bathroom that they make in home improvement. It is the one with a recliner toilet, TV's mounted everywhere, a sweet sound system, and a fridge so you never have to leave.
BuckWyld
10-31-2006, 02:37 PM
my own personal army of ninjas, or pirates... or ninja pirates