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nativeson
12-05-2006, 02:27 PM
I was reading the dribble on the new http://www.mikeypowell.com/ site and I must be getting old or something...

shiftylax
12-05-2006, 02:32 PM
I don't get it either, man...

ADHD is a disease that should be treated, not celebrated.

nativeson
12-05-2006, 03:09 PM
I thought it was spelled vulture not vulcher.

dragon7
12-05-2006, 03:17 PM
he makes it seem like lacrosse was never that important to him

CSlax06
12-05-2006, 03:34 PM
He's never goign to change, he said he could never keep his mind on one thing and look at him now.

Irishlax22
12-05-2006, 03:48 PM
He says he doesnt want to be know for playing lacrosse. Well, who pays his paycheck? It's not his "music career(sp)"

ShazamLax25
12-05-2006, 03:56 PM
He says he doesnt want to be know for playing lacrosse. Well, who pays his paycheck? It's not his "music career(sp)"

Exactly and its a lacrosse website, so..

He needs to get over himself. Honestly, all the publicity of being a good lacrosse player has gotten to his head.

Read his second journal entry under "My Words"("Mental Floss"). He thinks he was a grizzly bear in his past life."I was very popular in the forest"... :WTF:

scruffy221
12-05-2006, 04:52 PM
He's going off the deepend IMO...

"I can relate to eating flesh with carrots..." what is that?

"I loosened the girls wheels so they'd fall off if she cornered sharply...I saw her in a picture in a bed on wheels the next day..." thats odd.

And he makes himself sound ignorant by being like "Who honeslty reads the newspaper... I carry it to look cool..."

sticktrix 34
12-05-2006, 04:59 PM
wow i wish my old english teacher could see that

Longpole5435
12-05-2006, 05:13 PM
I was never a MP fan, but god, I don't even understand how anyone could be after reading that drivel.

checklax
12-05-2006, 05:15 PM
Mikey Powell is a complete idiot.. does he even know what he's saying? He says the stupidest things ever that don't make sense. He makes it seem like he'd rather go out and learn how to play with marbles one day and be a pirate the next rather than be proud of what he's accomplished so far.

By the way if that website is owned by Brine, I hope they take it down soon because it's making them look like complete idiots. How submissive can they be to MP?

GoBucks
12-05-2006, 05:52 PM
Mikey Powell's always been rather strange. From his Syracuse days to now playing in the MLL and stirring up an NLL field league, he's always been a little odd. He's one of the best lacrosse players of today, but why does he not want to become better? I think I sense a little bit of arrogance in his writing. The idea of squandering his athletic talent doesn't seem to be the first thing on his mind, either. ADD or not, he's the best lacrosse player that isn't interested in improving on what he has already done.

libertyvillelax
12-05-2006, 06:49 PM
What a creepy guy...

livinglegend
12-05-2006, 07:14 PM
so does he still play lacrosse or what?

he looks like a weird NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME kind of fellow im pretty disapointed

ekajsk8er
12-05-2006, 07:19 PM
The second to last entry looks like something a bad stand up comedian would say. I think he's joking. Badly.

livinglegend
12-05-2006, 07:21 PM
onemore thing he got ride of that cool college highlight video clip, theres absolutly no more reason to view that website

laxiceman
12-05-2006, 07:23 PM
Wow, Mikey Powell just went from moron to retard in my pocket.

What a freaking idiot.

wilsontopowell
12-05-2006, 07:29 PM
just to clear stuff up i made my member name before everyone knew he was crazy. he really needs to think about what hes doing

Crimdad
12-05-2006, 08:11 PM
I think he portrays himself as some 10 year old kid, He is fighting to be something he was, he is a lacrosse player In my mind and that is everything but an insult

goalieskcickay
12-05-2006, 08:20 PM
just to clear stuff up i made my member name before everyone knew he was crazy. he really needs to think about what hes doing

Just say it's Ryan... the coolest by far of the Powells.

I love how he tries to compare himself to Tom Sawyer...

huskielax2010
12-05-2006, 08:56 PM
Once a Laxer, Always a laxer, Mikey will always be a super-famous-hyperactive-flipping-goal-scoring-money-generating-lacrosse machine in my mind

PearlJam9
12-06-2006, 08:56 AM
Wow that guy is really wierd...hes nasty i cant deny, but thats so wierd it makes it seem like hes just trying to be as wierd as possible

J_Bizzurke15
12-06-2006, 09:00 AM
At first i thought mikey was cool... but when i looked into it, half his tricks are EXTREMELY illegal and not really that hard to boot.

I like Casey's style, some players have this fast kinda robotic programmed style. Casey is smooth and consistant. They should give him his own gear line.

Guyute Lax
12-06-2006, 10:48 AM
Funny that Mike leaves out the part about the massive doses of LSD he's been taking lately.

IHS'76
12-06-2006, 11:00 AM
:thumbsdow Someone should investigate that little story he told about the girl in one of his classes with the roller blades. "Mental Floss" article. If its found to be true and he deliberately hurt someone, he should be prosecuted and sent to jail. If he was just kidding, then he is a freak'n jerk! Strange dude........my sons won't mention his name in our house again.

Despise Purity
12-06-2006, 11:12 AM
Well in his thank you thingy, he seems to like lacrosse and wants others to... It just seems that he doesnt only want to be recgonized and known just as a lacrosse player, since hes more than that. (BAD example but... you doing something stupid in HS and thats the only thing they remember you as...nothing else, again bad example) I know I dont want to be known by just one thing.

Also I have never really followed too much into him, I dont hate him but I dont like him either.

RIT37FO
12-06-2006, 02:06 PM
wow i love all of it
i hated mike powell before but now i hate him alot less

just because he wants to be a jack of all trades doesnt make him nuts. or angry that he is known as a lacrosse player, its lonely at the top of the mountain I dont blame him for doing what he does. I really like his articles makes you think

checklax
12-06-2006, 03:06 PM
wow i love all of it
i hated mike powell before but now i hate him alot less

just because he wants to be a jack of all trades doesnt make him nuts. or angry that he is known as a lacrosse player, its lonely at the top of the mountain I dont blame him for doing what he does. I really like his articles makes you think

Yeah it really does make you think... about what the heck Mikey Powell is doing with his life!

Laxholic14
12-06-2006, 03:34 PM
I dont know who all of you poeple think you are to just judge someone like you are doing...i think he is just a creative person who wants to share his ideas with the world. He doesnt care what people think of him, and hes not afraid to be himself, even if that means hes gonna lose money, or a fanbase. The website is not a lacrosse website, its Mikey Powell's website, just cause hes a good lacrosse player doesnt mean his website is a lax site only. So just chill out and let the man be himself

LongIslandLax
12-06-2006, 03:46 PM
I dont know who all of you poeple think you are to just judge someone like you are doing...i think he is just a creative person who wants to share his ideas with the world. He doesnt care what people think of him, and hes not afraid to be himself, even if that means hes gonna lose money, or a fanbase. The website is not a lacrosse website, its Mikey Powell's website, just cause hes a good lacrosse player doesnt mean his website is a lax site only. So just chill out and let the man be himself

Eh I don't know..when the man can relate to the feel of Jeffery Dahmer eating flesh, there has to be something wrong.

Laxholic14
12-06-2006, 03:50 PM
all he was saying is that he feels a rush...im sure jeffery dahmer felt a rush when he ate people haha

pauls1988
12-06-2006, 04:16 PM
Mikey Powell is clearly the Michael Jackson of lacrosse.

laxman359
12-06-2006, 04:23 PM
wow that just confirmed my hatred for him even more

laxrat22
12-06-2006, 04:31 PM
when i first started reading, like most of you, i though "damn, he really is crazy" then i read the part about the Jackass Bill and now i think he's hilarious "mouse turds will no longer be mouse turds, they will be known as very tiny normal sized poops"
but ya the relation to jeffrey dahmer is a little more than creepy

goalie1215
12-06-2006, 04:41 PM
i would just like to way that on top of the fact i think he is a d-bag, that the statement about him being the micheal jackson of lacrosse is sort of true. micheal jackson went strange because his level of talent was just so through the roof, he couldnt really relate to anybody, and he became a freak. it is pretty sad.

berger1227
12-06-2006, 05:25 PM
wth that was an awesome highlight clip

JupiterLacrosse
12-06-2006, 05:42 PM
i never liked him to much before, but after that...how can you like a guy that claims to be a bear in a previous life?

dillz18
12-06-2006, 06:25 PM
His "Mental Floss" article. It makes him sound like an incompetent, inconsiderate, complete and TOTAL ARSE! Well, infiact, everything in the "My Words" section does. I have to admit though, some of it is amusing. I have to go feed my "miniature lion" so this post is over.

P.S. Let's get him a "Special helmet :imparied: , and a leash for Christmas. :dummy: :flamed: :loser: :grin: :nut: :rofl: :thumbsup: :chuckle:

viking goalie
12-06-2006, 06:32 PM
after reading the articles, i kind of want to slap MP upside his head just to see if i can bring him back down near the planet. by saying that being known as a lax player is an insult is just plain stupid b/c without lax I'm very sure no one would have ever heard of MP

jrmelax16
12-06-2006, 06:52 PM
Maybe it's a joke, and he just forgot to put the (10) after it for the sarcasm meter?

BGlacrosse24
12-06-2006, 09:20 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer? Christ, MP is an (no cursing please). Dammit GoBucks, i'll have to change my avatar to ...And Justice For All

nativeson
12-07-2006, 10:16 AM
The loosening of the wheels thing kind of shocked me. To deliberately hurt someone? Joke or not, little kids look up to him so maybe he should be a little more responsible in the posts on his site. If he doesn't want to be then oh well...

jaysfan19
12-07-2006, 05:21 PM
I was reading the dribble on the new http://www.mikeypowell.com/ site and I must be getting old or something...
No, you're not old- that was really weird.

Riot
12-07-2006, 06:28 PM
What a freak.. Why does he think he's funny?

lacrossexposed
12-07-2006, 06:51 PM
I'm surprised nobody mentioned this already, "I have truly never really practiced a sport in my life."
Just shows how talent can be wasted sometimes. I mean, if you're a natural athlete, you should strive to get even better, not put those skills to waste. He has so much potential. Some people practice to the max, yet they will never be able to have as much talent as some natural athletes. He should take advantage of what he has.What kind of example is he giving to younger kids by saying that he doesnt practice yet he's so good.
Anyone feel the same way?

astro22
12-07-2006, 06:56 PM
I don't get it either, man...

ADHD is a disease that should be treated, not celebrated.


for the record, ADHD is a disorder, not really a disease. and it is misdiagnosed very frequently, and treated with chemicals which we will probably find damage the brain and increase the amount of drug users later in life; I imagine (i.e. IMO, I have no idea but I'd guess) that at such a young age teaching a child that pills are okay and sort of acceptable would make them more open to trying them younger (trying drugs is not neccessarily bad and can be an eye opening experience, but once again IMO)

as for mikey powell- what the f!@# is wrong with him. The way I see it is he's is one of those dramatic, attention craving people. he's just trying to seem like his life is so dramatic ('my own family doesn't know me...' for instance, stupid emo attention whore). just shut up and play the game you claim to love yet hate to associate with.

once again I state gary and paul gait both are far superior lacrosse players. not only have they sacrified their personal life to promote and grow the sport, they knows how to handle criticism and have performed with excellence even as the game has changed so dramatically (i.e. sticks becoming much more accomodating for bad fundamentals, the bigger better stick idea) and they have not once complained on how lacrosse essentially rules their life.

thats my two, incredibly longwinded cents.

LongIslandLax
12-07-2006, 06:56 PM
I'm surprised nobody mentioned this already, "I have truly never really practiced a sport in my life."
Just shows how talent can be wasted sometimes. I mean, if you're a natural athlete, you should strive to get even better, not put those skills to waste. He has so much potential. Some people practice to the max, yet they will never be able to have as much talent as some natural athletes. He should take advantage of what he has.What kind of example is he giving to younger kids by saying that he doesnt practice yet he's so good.
Anyone feel the same way?


Yeah I agree...I also think hes a liar...nobody can get that far without ever practicing.

northshorelax3
12-07-2006, 08:33 PM
is it just me... or does mikey remind you guys of bodie miller, the olympic skier???

shiftylax
12-07-2006, 08:48 PM
for the record, ADHD is a disorder, not really a disease. and it is misdiagnosed very frequently, and treated with chemicals which we will probably find damage the brain and increase the amount of drug users later in life; I imagine (i.e. IMO, I have no idea but I'd guess) that at such a young age teaching a child that pills are okay and sort of acceptable would make them more open to trying them younger (trying drugs is not neccessarily bad and can be an eye opening experience, but once again IMO)

as for mikey powell- what the f!@# is wrong with him. The way I see it is he's is one of those dramatic, attention craving people. he's just trying to seem like his life is so dramatic ('my own family doesn't know me...' for instance, stupid emo attention whore). just shut up and play the game you claim to love yet hate to associate with.

once again I state gary and paul gait both are far superior lacrosse players. not only have they sacrified their personal life to promote and grow the sport, they knows how to handle criticism and have performed with excellence even as the game has changed so dramatically (i.e. sticks becoming much more accomodating for bad fundamentals, the bigger better stick idea) and they have not once complained on how lacrosse essentially rules their life.

thats my two, incredibly longwinded cents.

Dude, I was just kidding. Commenting on the fragmented nature of the writings in question that appear to be written by a 3 year old on fire with rudimentary grammar. Or my roommate when he doesn't take his ADHD medication.

And...drugs are bad, mmk?

goalie33fan
12-08-2006, 07:20 AM
The "mental floss" one was cracking me up. "She must not have been very smart because I didnt see her again." "She must of failed out."

nativeson
12-11-2006, 09:22 AM
The "mental floss" one was cracking me up. "She must not have been very smart because I didnt see her again." "She must of failed out."
I do recall a stint...er sabatical, to a local community college. :nut:

faceofflax15
12-11-2006, 02:44 PM
I think he looks like Fidel or Saddam with his beard..

homeskillet313
12-11-2006, 03:21 PM
i would just like to way that on top of the fact i think he is a d-bag, that the statement about him being the micheal jackson of lacrosse is sort of true. micheal jackson went strange because his level of talent was just so through the roof, he couldnt really relate to anybody, and he became a freak. it is pretty sad.

actually micheal jackson became a freak because his dad molested him and since he never had a childhood his mind is stuck in the mindset of a 10 year old.

goalieskcickay
12-11-2006, 03:27 PM
I think he looks like Fidel or Saddam with his beard..

He was trying to imitate Che Guevara, but failed miserably.

homeskillet313
12-11-2006, 03:32 PM
Personally, i find this HILARIOUS in the sense that it was not meant to be taken seriously. Some of this stuff had me rolling on the ground. and i completely understand what he means but not wanting to only be known as a lacrosse player. he made this website not to show that he plays lacrosse but to delve a little bit into himself. anyone that can do that as openly and frankly as funny as he did i am forced to give a whole lot of respect to. i mean cmon, if you dont think "Hunting. Do you really have to wake up at 4:00 a.m. to shoot a deer? Do they disappear at 6 am? Is it good to shoot them while they are still groggy from their previous nights sleep? Is hunting like a first come first serve competition system where if you dont wake up before Ted Nugent he's going to shoot YOUR deer? I don't get it" is hilarious, then you need to get a checkup. and the Powellade reference to Gary Gaitorade had me laughing for a good 5 minutes.

GoBucks
12-11-2006, 04:35 PM
Jeffrey Dahmer? Christ, MP is an (no cursing please). Dammit GoBucks, i'll have to change my avatar to ...And Justice For All

Ha. Hahaha. Hahahaha. Well, better get changing lol. But anyways, Mikey's one step down from a nutcase. Whether he's crazy or not, he'd still kick our butts any day.

Riot
12-11-2006, 04:37 PM
Yeah I agree...I also think hes a liar...nobody can get that far without ever practicing.
I think he means that it wasn't "practice", meaning he wanted to go out and do it. I think he's saying he's always looked at it as something to enjoy, not endure (so not practice). That's what I would guess.

injinlax23
12-11-2006, 04:52 PM
i think some of it is for publicity

nativeson
12-12-2006, 11:48 AM
"Hunting. Do you really have to wake up at 4:00 a.m. to shoot a deer? Do they disappear at 6 am?

George Carlin ripoff.