Catastrophe

[RgLax]

This video is of a kid in my school who thinks he is extremely ghetto and tough. His name is Martone and this is his second rap video. He goes by the name Catastrophe.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pqaPLske7GQ

this is his first video-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hafYtsFdqY

enjoy

[rtmlax]

I feel kind of bad for the kid. When listening to the lyrics it seems like he gets "hated" on alot. Also that was a very awkward looking video.

[THALAX]

Can anyone say Kip Dynamite?

[WinnytheSully]

White Chocolate fo sho

[DBPLAX8]

wow what a wigger lol

[Crimdad]

I feel bad for the kid, but I gotta say somethign has to be wrong with him family issues, something poor guy

[WinnytheSully]

eminem's influence on society right here

[dta06]

i stopped listening to the second vid when he started singing along with mariah, because his voice and harmonization is so beautiful(10). The first rap was just horrible.

[RgLax]

I feel bad for the kid, but I gotta say somethign has to be wrong with him family issues, something poor guy

nope he lives in a nice neighborhood, goes to a nice private school and justs thinks hes so tough. I would feel bad for him but hes a junior and wanted to fight a freshman

[jk20jk20]

that kid is amazing

[Ill_lax]

hey dont diss eminem

[THALAX]

Tell this kid that the name "Catastrophe" suits him well.

[checklax]

He's not too bad... but I must say he's kind of overdoing it with the "I'm white everybody hates me." He's probably just trying to be like all the other rappers. If he really likes it why doesnt he try rapping about something other than hating on races for a change.

[RgLax]

this guy is - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaO0x-b3OME
and im done with vids for now

[Longpole5435]

How can ones perception of reality be so far off that they consider this reasonable behavior? He clearly needs psychological counseling to deal with whatever it is that drives him to behave like this.

And what in the name of god is he wearing? A soccer jersey?

And on the analysis side, this kid can't rap for beans. His voice is uneven and scratchy, and there are no rhythm to his rapping. Truly terrible.



And the other guy is just hilarious.

[CtLaxin]

When i first clicked on the links, i was hoping it would be a white kid. And guess what, it was!!

But anyway the kid is a joke. I am 100% certain I can beat him at anything in life, rapping, sports, anything. Is this kid serious or he joking?and wowo HAHAHA he can not sing for hislife in the Nas song haha!!

[northshorelax3]

that kid needs a wake u call. BADLY. ive never seen something sooo.....................

theres no words for that really.
eminem's influence on society right here
no not really, otherwise his styled should be a lot more agressive and he should cuss alot more.
I would feel bad for him but hes a junior and wanted to fight a freshman
why didnt the freshman fight him? im a freshman and i would fought him. his nothing but skin and bones. like he could do anything to you?

[CtLaxin]

He's not too bad... but I must say he's kind of overdoing it with the "I'm white everybody hates me." He's probably just trying to be like all the other rappers. If he really likes it why doesnt he try rapping about something other than hating on races for a change.

you must not be a rap fan if you think he is not that bad

[LinkPlaysLax]

i dont even want to say anything. this seems like its a joke, but if you say he's serious, then wooo, i might have a career.

[laxiceman]

What an idiot. I'm lost for words, although I haven't actually met him, he comes across as a moron who is going to grow up to work at Del Taco. Is he one of those kids who thinks it is funny to be overly loud and obnoxious during class, and thinks he is all that since he didn't do his homework?

[Matt Larkin]

a little off topic---whats the name of the character on SNL that is white and has the "RAP SONG"--not the actor but the characters name...i think it has something to do with ice.maybe its blizzard man...i'll google it.

[the wister]

kids funny. Minus the whole modeling bit going on on the stairs. He needs to learn how to dance or rap or sing with rhythm and choruses.

[raaaay29]

He rhymed walk with talk. I think he is a rap prodigy. Oh and he looks really down-trodden and discriminated against.

[laxiceman]

He rhymed walk with talk. I think he is a rap prodigy. Oh and he looks really down-trodden and discriminated against.


I wonder why.... :crazy:

[HCrum05]

I see people like that, and I just want to punch them in the face....Is that a bad thing?

[homeskillet313]

I see people like that, and I just want to punch them in the face....Is that a bad thing?

i thougt the exact same thing when i watched it....

[tristate2]

I keep watching it over and over... and it just gets funnier and funnier each time.

"This one dude gets real mad... like an animal...."
hahahha that was the weakest line I've ever heard. The way he said it he just left animal hanging, hilarious.

[Eclipse]

"Dont think im gonna take this without a fight"
"Im gonna scream more then ya mamma did last night"

Sickest lyrics ever!

Ha I like how his video's just feature him standing in front of a camera....likely because he is too embarrassed to ask someone to film for him. Quality stuff.

[czechinthepipes]

WOW he is the BEST!!! can i have his autograph? gee willacures (SP?) he is off the hook yo. (1,000,000,000.......)
anyways sorry for my bad gangster talk.
the first link (his 2nd video) mad me throw up a bit in my mouth. :puke:
but ya seriously tell that guy he needs to find a new hobby cause he is terrible, please if you have to smack him around a bit to get him to stop do so cause he is really really bad. and ya it does seem that he has some psychological issues.

[Live4It]

I want to back hand him right out of his size small t-shirt, mostly because of his second video, and the comments on his 1st video were hillarious.

Was this you rg? "i go to school with you.. you suck "..kidding, I think.

[RgLax]

no thqat wasnt me, im not that evil but i did laugh when i saw it
i would feel bad for him but he acts like he has a chip on his shoulder against the whole world

[RgLax]

What an idiot. I'm lost for words, although I haven't actually met him, he comes across as a moron who is going to grow up to work at Del Taco. Is he one of those kids who thinks it is funny to be overly loud and obnoxious during class, and thinks he is all that since he didn't do his homework?

No not at all, this is him being dead serious, kids rap battle him jokingly and he got made when a kid brought lyrics written down on hte bus

[BuckWyld]

wow what a wigger lol

Wigger is an offensive term that should not be used.

[shakerlax222225]

haha, you cant rap in a soccer jersey

[Mike21]

I like when he does the hand gesture [the bird] at the end and says ya'll cant [not going to swear] with me, while he is laying on the stairs.

[chuckzuck]

This kid is a joke

[laolax]

Can anyone say Kip Dynamite?
thats funny, i was thinking that the whole time.
and how kip was like "peace out" in that nasal toned voice. haha
omg this kid is rediculous. HAHAHA

[laxiceman]

Wigger is an offensive term that should not be used.

Well, in this case, the kid completely deserves it.

[manup5183]

I couldnt bare to watch more than 30 seconds of ietehr video. It was so pathetic that I was feeling embaressed watching it. Please tell me this is some kind of twisted joke? Im am lost for words. Please, never do anything to remind me of this past wasted minute of my life.

[MeRattack]

that is you in the video rapping,rglax, isnt it

[aussielax]

Next time you see that guy at school can you do me a favor and punch him in the face?

[RgLax]

that is you in the video rapping,rglax, isnt it

hahaha uhh no, not at all
p.s its not me

Next time you see that guy at school can you do me a favor and punch him in the face?
Ill try and i saw him today looking tough, so i laughed, it was fun

[laxiceman]

Well, although I posted and bashed the kid becuase he is a moron.....

Now that I think about it, do you actually feel good about yourself after posting a video of a classmate on a lacrosse forum becuase you wanted to see us bash him? Not a very nice move on your part.

[LQAdam]

That was embarassing to watch.

[killman3680]

Wow. that kid needs some friends? his entire song is "F*** you guys cause you all hatin' this white bad boy..." and different variations of that. great video. I would laugh my head off at that kid if I ever saw him...

[Canadian Lax]

im embarassed for him....poor kid this jsut put him even lower then where he was before.

[CSlax06]

Ha, look at the comments under the videos.

[Canadian Lax]

does this kid have any friends???

he SO skinny to

[WinnytheSully]

he needs a new PR guy

who can't f with a 5'2'' wangster? (lol)

[Lax n piemonade]

funniest thing i have ever seen. Almost.

[theonly]

Does he really think hes good RG? Thats just pitifull(sp). I'm really not into rap at all, and I probobaly can't do much better, but why why..WHY post a vid of yourself when you know what the outcome was going to be. Seriously, aviators ( I think ) sideways cap, and tight small T-shirt when all you have is skin and bones. My friends, I think we found where the word wigger came from.

[HdGLaxWarrior]

that is so funny. video has been removed.

[RgLax]

ahh the reign of catashrphe has ended... such a shame, he will be missed NOT
I was goin to lift today and we got on the bus that takes him to his town(private school) and everyone was giving him so much [do not bypass the swear filter] today, tryin to get him to rap. I fhe posts them anywhere else i will find them and allow the rest of TLF to share in the knowledge of catashtrophes raps

[egrlax10]

i searched catastrophe rapper on youtube and found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfet05MdrU0
is that it?

[RgLax]

nope you missed a skinny white kids with weak lyrics

[CtLaxin]

nope you missed a skinny white kids with weak lyrics

you should show him this thread

[WinnytheSully]

you should show him this thread
he'd rap about hatin on TLF

[CSlax06]

LOLZ....

Thatd be killer!

''No lax nukka's be hatin my rhymez, cuz I just eat you up and spit out a dime!''

[RgLax]

you should rap battle him, ill lay down a line for ya

[ramslac05]

i live in mostly white, rich suburb of grand rapids
andmy school has about 10 black kids and theres about 2000 kids in my school and yet we still havhe so many kids who think theyre "gangsta"
it drives me absolutly crazy
and then another 500 kids are emo
and im not exaggerating
all these kids are rich and have a prefectly stable and good family, and yet we have the need to be ballin'