my funny lacrosse story

[Viperlaxer132]

so a few years back we had a coach named john zulberti (http://www.suathletics.com/Pdfs/Lacrosse/mLacrosse/2005/2/9/Records(97-102).pdf) (pg. 4, assists record). i'm sure lots of people have heard of him...all american, had more points at syracuse than either of the gaits (apparently), and overall, a really crazy dude. he'd constantly make himself look stupid by claiming he could play pass with the crossbar with anyone's stick and proceed to throw the ball into the ground or tell us that we need to relate lacrosse to video games and press left trigger in our brain to shoot.

well, as time went on everyone realized he was completely insane. he lived out of his volvo station wagon (http://www.pagine70.com/automobilialtre/images/Volvo%20serie%20240%20Station%20Wagon.jpg) ...seriously. then he just disappeared. occasionally someone on the team will bring him up and we'll laugh and wonder where he went. well, a couple of guys on my team figured it out: Ohio! (http://www.stopcrime.org/wantedtype.asp?txt_type=beat)

Scroll down a bit and you'll see him.


just thought i'd let you guys know. watch out for the guy.

[goalieskcickay]

Wait, is that seriously him or is it a joke? Because that's hilarious if it's true.

[hixattackman16]

um no pic check it

[orangeman17]

i thought that it was going to be jaywap

[Viperlaxer132]

Wait, is that seriously him or is it a joke? Because that's hilarious if it's true.


ya that's really him. everyone knew it was just a matter of time...

[mullengoal141]

sad thing is, that really could be him, heres another picture... http://www.johnpepperlax.com/images/GaitnZ.jpg

[hixattackman16]

idn if were suposed to pt up our storys but here mine any way not realy that funny more of a u had to be there moment
so were in practice and coach wanted us to practice makeing a move then cuting to the cage and he was just gona stand there and give us a lil check and he was the one we were suposed to make the move on so me being the smart [no profanity] that i am i just gave him the swim move and he was laughing to hard to even get mad every one got a chuckle out of that one

[Irishlax22]

i thought that it was going to be jaywap
I thought the same thing. Thats pretty funny story though.

[BoiledEggs]

Wait so is he a pedafile, or he just owes money and had to escape. Anyway great story.

[stangs' 09]

Haha thats a great story!! I agree with boiled eggs, is he a pedafile?

[AWS1132]

Wait so is he a pedafile, or he just owes money and had to escape. Anyway great story.

He just owes money.Why do you guys think hes a pedafile?

[UVAlaxer432]

If you look closely at the picture there is a lax goal in the background.

[DutchyLacrosse]

He's probably not a pedofile.
People are thinking about brian peppers, the misfigured sexual offender.
The guy on the picture doesn't look misfigured to me.

[BwineLAX42]

I think that's a soccer goal.

[CardinalPuff]

he's in witness protection.....here's a top secret photo taken of him in his new life:

http://www.vaillacrosse.com/2006/pictures/ABS_06-29/thumbnails/ABS_156.jpg

[AWS1132]

hahahahaha witness protection

[meestagoaliemon]

If you look closely at the picture there is a lax goal in the background.

Haha, you're right. Honestly it is kinda sad, wether it's serious or not.

[ekajsk8er]

The person below him on that list has the greatest name ever.

Claude Bonecutter.

[BGlacrosse24]

It's Pedophile, not pedafile.

[RgLax]

hooray for a spectauclar bump, we realize that its a pedohile, not a pedafile, spelling is not one of many members strong points(me included)

[atmusfear]

Proud to have been tought by Delaware County's Most Dead-beat Parent Page? I know I am....

EDIT: Proud to be one of the guys that figured it out. I didn't know about the station wagon however.... when did you find that out?

[CardinalPuff]

there's been a sighting!
http://www.vaillacrosse.com/2005/pictures/DAG_07-02/thumbnails/DAG_249.jpg

[homeskillet313]

oh crap i live in the same county as this dude.

[memphislax]

This story is really funny. I like to look up the regitered sex offenders in my area just to see if I know any of them. I never do.

[NHDSlax]

Those are all "dead beat parents." It even says that right on top of their little profile thing.

[somrandomguy]

Yeah, I'd assume the money he owes is child-support that hasn't been paid.