Goalie Nicknames

[imhungry114]

Does any one else have a nickname that their team gave them because they are a goalie? Everyone on my team has been calling me Goalimon(with a Jamaican accent) since the first day of practice. Only my close friends call me by my real name during practice. I think it makes it easier for the rest of the team to learn who you are, at least it did for me because im a Freshman.

[AttackMan17]

My name's Stone...So...I get Stonewall alot.

[laxcanada]

mine have been beast, wall, brick wall, marshmellow for a few close friends, and just plain old goalie

[sammyduelist]

Haha..a marshmallow in goal...
It's just a funny thought.

[diggerlax]

my team has called me ugly but thats just cause my coach thought he was being funny but it stuck

[laxcanada]

hey, it would be big, give no rebounds, and if you dont like how its playing, you can eat it when your done

[jsdwyer91]

im not a goalie but we call him squid...........like from rocket power we've called him that since freshmen year

[sidewinder19]

my goalie's nickname is "fat pat" because he used to be really overweight.The nickname kinda slowed down though cuz he lost a bunch of weight. The goalie for the bantam team, his name is "disaster"

[Longpole5435]

Last year, our senior goalie (who ataully played middie and is on scholarship to QU as a mid) was called mitts and boots. Mitss was because he could catch anything and boots because of these turf shoes he wore all the time that were real high tops.

[JellyUK]

Well, our goalie is called Nima...because his name is Nima...

But, the girl's team has a goalie called Rabbit. I have no idea why...that's what she comes up on team sheets as too, so other teams get a bit confused as they see "ooh they have a rabbit in goal".

[Longpole5435]

Well, our goalie is called Nima...because his name is Nima...

But, the girl's team has a goalie called Rabbit. I have no idea why...that's what she comes up on team sheets as too, so other teams get a bit confused as they see "ooh they have a rabbit in goal".
A few dirty jokes come to mind... :runaway:

[gordito8me]

our goalie's last name is mcgibbon so we call him gibber. But we call him that outside of goal too so...

[speedyMcFunland]

my team had the new england "ie/y" after the name, i have been called maxie everyday for the last 6 years. the kids on my club team started calling me maxie recently so there are no signs of it stopping any time soon.

[goalie1215]

my nickname is special ed. my coach told one of our middies "frank go warm special ed up" and it kindof stuck. not everyone calls me that though.

[konkomania]

I've got Konkomania, and most recently bigfoot.

[headlinenewsrox]

Hanimal. My name is Hannah.

and TMAK . it stands for "the mighty all-knower" because I know too much random **** and my team thinks i know everything.

[RazzMaChazz]

Razz Ma Chazz, and Chaz a Roo (coach calls me that one)

[laxgoalieWE4949]

Crazy.........its been a favorite

[goalie08]

my last name is berman so everyone calls me bermanator.. its sorta weird but still cool

[laxcanada]

my goalie's nickname is "fat pat" because he used to be really overweight.The nickname kinda slowed down though cuz he lost a bunch of weight. The goalie for the bantam team, his name is "disaster"

who is that matt mason of whats his face, something henry

[FitzGoalie]

I go by Fitz, short for Fitzgerald. some of my teammates sometimes throw in those cliches like "Stonewall Fitz" and "Brickwall Fitz" but they don't stick or anything

[emersonlax]

mike jones ummmm because my name is michael jones(say stupidly)

[bplaxg33]

i've had so many nicknames since i started playing goalie... Goliath, G-Bomb, G-Bong (someone had drugs on their mind when they heard G-Bomb), and I've had some others that haven't stuck

[Jtownelax2]

[B]Haha i have have a few but the one they gave me when i got 2 high school would hyave to be monster i pretty big but im a monster in goal 162 saves last year and 23 in one game this year

[btgoalie21]

My nicknames are biscuit(long story)...Butter-Bean...and JBrew

[somrandomguy]

People on my team sometimes call me Xander or Xander Cage, because my first name is Alexander and I'm in the goal (cage).

[hixattackman16]

well we all know the umass golie doc shnieder or something like that
well from that i named my golie doc werben casue we called him schmity werben before

[mullengoal141]

does it mean you just suck if you dont get a nickname? haha

[EndlesFimbulvet]

Either Wiz, or Newsker Dewsker...

[GoBucks]

My nickname's Chewy!! Our other JV goalie's nickname is Han Solo... so we got the Star Wars thing goin on.

[WinnytheSully]

My goalie, we named him stump

[cnspittslax]

Some of the guys called me Pizza once, because they couldnt pronounce my last name, and it stuck forever.

[BrickHouse24]

BrickHouse, couldn't you tell? Haha.

[New Lax Love84]

Biz.
I have no idea.
Putting a connection between business and biz?
As in.. I do what I'm supposed to in the goal?
Maybe.
Ask the seniors on my team.

[joobs]

I am stonewall or Jailhouse Suzie. dont ask about Jailhouse suzie.

[New Lax Love84]

dont ask about Jailhouse suzie.

Pretty sure none of us want to know, either way.

[LordoftheTwine]

my team calls me ICE b/c I play hockey/ I use a 803 ice/ I never crack under pressure( like I have ice water in my vains)

[EHSLAX12]

our backup is named alvin, so he gets called random things but our coaches like to say chipmunk a lot. as for me, i dont have one that i know of. i think "the little goalie that didnt" works because when i screw up a throw or miss a save because of positioning, my coach likes to say that.

[Isles19]

Hollywood, my team had an obsession with the movie top gun so we all started calling people by the call signs in the movie. The call signs were given out randomly, I got Hollywood because I was the only one wearing sunglasses at the time.

[laxgthreeone]

Yea I get called Jaws and im not to sure why but the guy that calls me that we call him chazzy hes our coach since im a goalie idk if jaws has a connecton to the being a net minder but ok anyways i also get tater tot and fuzzy but jaws sounds the coolest

[Dadabhoy_Muzzi]

Muzzi. Everyone calls me that. On the field and off.

[sam.karcher]

"Hey you" and "Meatball" were my nicknames in high school when I was in net. The latter was given to me by my oh so sensitive coach.

[XXlacrosseXXbab]

yeah myne is biscuit and beast and biscuit beast and brick long story on all of them and then some call me berry cause dats my last name but yeah

[laxgoalie17]

they call me a gorilla or sasquatch because they say I look like a gorilla when I play

[Ballinman]

i am an asian goalie

im vietnamese

but they call me Thomas "the great wall of china" vu
or maybe the goalie formely known as attack

[meestagoaliemon]

Haha, long Story.- I'm known as RENO

We got a new goalie coach, and since my name is Steve he naturally called me Steeve-reno. After a while, he was getting annoyed with calling me that, so he shortened it to RENO. After that the rest is history. Even the guys call me that now.

[dillz18]

Our team's goalie's nickname is "Pizza" one of our JV players called him Pizza and it stuck.

[NC_Goalie_Girl]

They call me 2 step, because I used to not step to the ball very well (No idea how I made any saves, I just kinda got my stick there really quick) and our coach calls sliding to the ball his '2 step' so it stuck, even outside of school, if I'm with my lax buddies. I also get KP because thats my initials and it doesnt sound to bad. And goalie for obvious reasons.

[imhungry114]

I got called Goaliemon by a long pole on a team we played thursday so I think a lot of teams call their goalies that. Or maybe he heard some one on my team call me that.

[Storm21]

i called my goalie a retard once, because you have to be retared to be a goalie...no offence guys hahha

[Coach_Goldberg]

In college I was called Stonecold b/c I was ripped at the time and that was when Stonecold was a good wrestler.

[OldPtboBoy]

They call my son Stomp. He started stomping after goals because I told him I'd wring his neck if we broke another stick on the floor or a post.

[Ghilliemarine]

They started calling me hero after I dodged 2 guys and got nailed in the back by the second one after I spun by. I dunno why really, but it stuck.

[shotstopper1613]

alot of people on my team call me stonewall or stonewall jackson. Although my coach calls me Mr. Acrobat cus im all over the place in the net.

[asift94]

i am the goalie from hell

[MGLAX]

They call me Pop Tart. Long story from hockey practice.

[Chue25]

The goalie last year was nicknamed Poor-Bear, once again another long story from hockey.

[madds2010]

i played with some canadians once and all they called me was "tendy" sorta weird but it was cool

[Chicken Little]

Chicken Little b/c I shaved all my hair off and the varsity goalie said I look like chicken little... i dont know.

[EastCoastDeft]

swiss cheesew, redlight, sieve, plumber, etc

[JMap]

Haha, i gave all the defense nicknames in the begining of the year, so i naturally gave myself the name Gesu (it means Jesus in Italian), no one knows what it means except for myself and one italian kid who plays attack. We only say our nicknames joking around though, they havent stuck that well

[goaliechick08]

The guys coach calls me Axe Murderer, and all of my coaches call me Wall or Morgan (cause thats my name). On the field my team calls me Grace (long story)

[BCGoalie56]

they call me Buc Nasty

[FluFfYGOALEE]

they call me fluffy,
it may be because of my hair
?

[claxbucky]

hmmm..... where to start. When I started playing goalie they called me bucky, the senior goalie named me his son, buckston baggins because i look like a hobbit rockin the green and white, my defense called me buck-nut or nut-nut, i have no idea why. but now it's pretty much bucky or the hobbit

[lpkeep]

my team somehow comes up with different ways of calling me crazy everytime they talk to me, i dont think they have called me the same thing twice.

[melaxgoalie8]

My coach calls out the lines as the the braches of the military and im the
special forces

[LO_LAX_45]

Im new at goalie but everyone has been calling me Beast, Sasquatch, and Big Guy Because I am 6'3 215 lbs.

[SSHSGoalie33]

they call me G-Money, because if im not at practice we put the fummy goalie up and hes black and makes everystop just liek me so they call me G-Money

[bplaxg33]

they call me G-Money, because if im not at practice we put the fummy goalie up and hes black and makes everystop just liek me so they call me G-Money
Anyone follow that logic????????????????????????????? and it is sad an eliminator could stop your team

[SSHSGoalie33]

no im saying liek that
im saying like he always makes stops

[akalata]

mine is fat cause i am

[ohioterp]

i have several names i go by in goal like keep and marv first letter of my first name and the first three of my last also i go by crazy due to the fact that i play with a chest protector that only covers my hart and nothing else it is called the avalanche i think also goalmaster becuase out of the sticks i used it is what i belive to be the best i like the old school

[irishlax555]

everyone calls me smurphy or smurph

[taco5]

taco. i saved a shot with my facemask and it bounced off and hit the kid who shot(it was a 1 on 1 he was rite on the crease) and it hit him rite in the stomache and he fell and my helmet bent and the helmet looked like a hard shell taco. and it stuck

[Pdoherty]

Patches...well...thats just my nickname anyway...

[RvRhsgoalie]

my was given to me by my team and it Hulk becuz my last name is holcomb get it

[shakerlax222225]

we calls ours tender

[FitzGoalie]

apparently my new nickname is "firewall Fitz"... i'm not sure how the "firewall" came about. i thinks it's because i'm often angry (fiery) and a wall.

[outlaw704]

My Daughter (goalie) is called "Benetar" by her teammates...

as in Pat Benetar;
as in "Hit me with your best shot..."

[THE WALL #00]

the wall is the one ive had since tyke, my buds call me farmer though (cause i live on a farm but im called that outside of lacrosse too

[LAXBEAST#26]

i've been called keeps and goalberg which i guess was the Mighty Ducks goalie in a movie or something

[NALC24]

i called my goalie a retard once, because you have to be retared to be a goalie...no offence guys hahha

none taken
they call me siv coz i get scored on alot

[bresdan09]

my whole team calls me the lumberjack a senior made it up and it stuck

[LaxGoalie5]

I am a small goalie for high school, so they gave me a couple of nicknames... squeak... because when I talk it's like a squeak because I am soo small lol and also sparky. Coach made both of em up haha.

[Lacrosse4life31]

mine have been beast, wall, brick wall, marshmellow for a few close friends, and just plain old goalie

thats what i get called by everyone on my team... its: HEY GOALIE! and stuff like that, i don't mind it, my close friends just call me john (my name) though.

[Doritos]

lol dude we named one of guys butter-bean but he moved away so he had to drop the team as for are goalie we just call him Gato (cat) because when he was younger a dog chased him up the tree and they called the fire department to get him down XD and pretty much every one has a nick name in the team and my SN yes is mine hahahahaha

[BOMBERd-pole]

my nickname is goon, lol
also gooner, goonie, goober, goon squad, g-squad
it was a week after tryouts and my twin brother was walking away and a sophmore middy said "look at him walk he looks like such a goon" and it stuck to him and me

[goalie diez]

mine is milton because i guess sometimes i mumble like the guy from the movie officespace
i get called mump a lot too

[laxgoalie121992]

my team calls human wall, wall, and sometimes gogogomez (gomez is my last name)

[laxgdawgger010]

my nickname is donkey. A kid on my team thought i had a nametag on my helmet that said donkey, so everyone started calling me donkey. People also asked me how my donkey was doing, so that made people use it

[crack20]

re NALC 24
why dont explain to these guys what type of goalie you are
cant save shots from the inside/outside,cant clear/cant run and always duck
regards
daddycrack #23

[NALC24]

oi crack that #23 will lo0k good on me this year in league.....
:devil:

[underhand17]

yeah our goalies nickname is brick wall cause he never lets anything in hes amazing his real names Luc or we call him Hankster as well. :banghead:

[laxgoalie89]

i get called "the beast" or just "no" cause its short from my name (noemi)

[Ranimal1]

my name is ran and my coach just started to call me the ranimal cuz im an animal in the goal. they also called me the tin man cuz i used to where shin guards alots of big pads. i grew out of that ditching the shin guards and just using gloves, helmet, chest pad, and the all important cup

[Goalie9]

I get called Rooster a lot by our coach because I tend to get a little heated in the cage sometimes, which is apparently like a banny rooster?

[goalie4JESUS]

bubble ....i get mad and check the crap out of people that are to close to my crease its weird but i dont mind....but theres always WALL or something
un-original and generic

[juskellaxin]

mine are Berlin (i'm german and scottish) gersh, and freight train cuz im built like one..anyone else reppin the 6 ft 225+lb club?

[taco5]

onr kid on my team is called meat. this is because he's so fat. also my allstar team's goalie is called tiny because he's HUGE.

[laxfirebird3435]

"Big Red", "Hey you", "Wallas" (long story), "Stands with Stick"

[Laxattack05]

we call our goalie Toooooooooba (tuba) because he plays the tuba. or just Goalie.

[WI_LAX_COACH]

My son, who is the keeper on our Jr. squad's nick name is Beans. HE loves them, refried are his favourite. We have to go to a particular Mexican resturant ether the night before or for breakfast/lunch the day of games for a plate of huevos racnchers. He's a bit superstitious.

[thekeep4]

i'm the keep or short stack for abvious reasons

[crack20]

yeah our goalies nickname is brick wall cause he never lets anything in hes amazing his real names Luc or we call him Hankster as well. :banghead:
nalc24 is our goalie our no 1 goalie broke his leg 3 wks ago read description any chance your goalie is prepared to come to australia because our backup is house.regards crack20

[Pumalax7]

my last name is puma so a lot of people call me pumacat or simply puma no one ever calls me by my first name.

[N8dawg19]

my last name is hirschfeld and my coach couldn't pronounce it so its just hershey

[spazzNgoal33]

mine is Spaz...on/off the field...all sports i've ever played since freshman yr. in highschool...it's kinda like a description of my life lol

[blonyxpony]

blony pony. dont ask why...just..dont...

[SpikeNL]

I get called the following:

Spike (my general team nickname)
Goalie (DUH)
The Polish Wall (when i knock someone down because they walk into me)

[AttackMan41100]

Brick Wall or Jesus hahh

[Sask_lax27]

i gotta say my nick name is Swiss Chesse( long story). but only refered to that by few friends now

[StuffedYa713]

Dewi Well my real name is Sarah, but there are tons of Sarah's in my small class so everyone calls me Dewi (yes like the decimal system- spelled differently don't ask me how it happened- im not really sure.). I mean EVERYONE. It's been my nickname since I came to my school in 6th grade and I love it.
I've gotten various spin offs like Dew-Dew (Thanks Megan) and off of that Dew-Dew is the Poo, because **** doesn't rhyme with DewDew (thanks Twiggs and Megan), and recently Big D. I think the Dew-Dew one is kind of more because I'm a frosh, but it started in Feild Hockey and just never went away, lol.

[canelaxgoalie19]

I've got a few nicknames. I'm the only black kid on our team so I get token a lot (heck I'm the only black goalie in our conference). The other one I got this year was "1-goal" during the season there was a string of 5 games where I would shutout a team for 3.75 quarters and then I'd let in one goal in the last two minutes. It kinda hurt really I didnt get a shutout until the last game of the season.

[BurnSomeRope]

We call our backup goalie Topher (Short for Kristopher - yea with a k) Tophers... how should i put this... special. He broke a solid wood door to one of the locker rooms by ramming it and Topher just got hit by a car yesturday.

[GHOMAN]

They call me Big A because well, im big and my name starts with an A.

[laxstar2323]

"chocolate cake"or "chocolate thunder" i have no idea how i got those names but they stuck with me through out highschool

[THE_1protector]

i get called the jewmacian hobbit. cause im jewish, like the only one in my school and i used to wear this rasta hat under my helmet and hobbit...cause im hairy and short. hobbit really stuck. mostly cause there is this kid dave on the team and when your out on the field gabe[my name] and dave sound pretty much the same when being yelled. lots o confusion before that was fixed. my coaches call me it too.

[kidlacrosse]

my coach calls me target

[TOOLx3]

He who RULZthePIPES owns the game.
One camp my son is WALL, his team he's
ANIMAL or BEAST......it's all good.
but have to admit....rabbit????

we had one named brain...like brain-dead!
beans- just don't get down wind
meathead- long story

[Rager_LHSLaX]

Unfortunatly some of the kids on my team call me Rex. Like Grossman because when i first started i threw terrible and most my clears were intercepted. But not any more it just stuck.

[aviator7]

used to be called grandmama

[<<RANGER>>]

the mormon monster. And I feel ya on the clears thing.

[kgoal95]

im not a goalie but we call him squid...........like from rocket power we've called him that since freshmen year

ha i used to love show people call me K-dogg and my name is keison

[W.E.Lax]

they used to call me azn or goalie, but my teammates in san diego called me "smiles" or "all smiles", mostly because of the jokes they tell crack me up, and i cant keep a straight face when doing drilling

[MWlax00]

im called Jesus. some call my the holy goalie, or the savior.
ya, were prolly doing to hell...

[nibbs]

My nickname has always been Sandman, I don't why though...

[UDWall]

I have been graced with the follow names:
Keeper
Ozzy(last name ostrowski...)
Sniper(i can shoot the ball pretty well for a goalie)
But most teammates call me.....chris

[AceofSpades]

Keeper and General are my favorites

[laxgoalie991]

the coaches call me junior, cuz i was the lone freshman on varsity, but the senoirs called me chowder or EJ the DJ

[TRgoalie2010]

The team calls me Ray because no one but my close friends can pronounce my first name right: Rayanna (Ray-ANN-ah). I also get called goalie, The marshmellow thing from Ghostbusters, a Storm Trooper, and some other things I cant remember now.

[RJTrow]

Well, I get Goalie, Big G, Beastaronie, G, and Pillow

[<<RANGER>>]

Not really because I'm a goalie, but they call me "Flash" at work because I move slow. Then they're like "dude, there's no way you're a goalie"

[cclaxgoalie6]

mine have been beast, wall, brick wall, marshmellow for a few close friends, and just plain old goalie

that kinda pisssses me off cuz my whole team was close and yet some of them still called me GOALIE

[Laxer317]

I am stonewall or Jailhouse Suzie. dont ask about Jailhouse suzie.

hahaha.. that's hilarious.

ive been either "Ray Lewis" because of my Lewis jersey my freshman year or "the Intimidator," because I look intimidating in the cage.. not to say I'm really good or anything.. I just LOOK intimidating, lol..

[Nsm0028]

I get Nick The Goalie or Nicky Morris. My name is Nick but the coach called me Nicky Morris one time in practice since then it has stuck.

[dalaxmandef3]

I call my goalie's idiot a lot...

[D1Dpole]

Not really because of being a goalie, but we started calling him it during a game. His name is Brandon Wood so we call him Woody. He's got it tattooed across his back in giant old English letters. Looks tight.

[InLaxWeTrust]

The Devils Gate Keeper. “Reaper Keeper” for short. Denying the souls of Attackmen everywhere!

[number7]

my team calls me señor save

[BucsBrickWall]

brick wall
ninja

[laxlosergirl]

they call me the Great Wall,when i kept making saves during practice(rapid fire).

it's really funny because i'm Asian(filipino). there was also another filipino goalie who graduated last year, so i guess i'm just continuing the tradition.

[DelVal Lacrosse]

Game time Mike, or big Mike. THe coach changes it daily. And we call the other goalie Jamima. Yup like the syrup lady. I still don't know why?? But its hilarious. When we scream at Jamima the other team just gives us a messed up look haha.

[Tedster33]

our goalie Big Daddy Gaugh(hes fat and sings biggie smalls alot)

[Azimm]

My goalies nickname is G-Spot. IDk but hes a beast. All-Conference.

[BullintheCrease]

In college they called me the "All knowing Buddha" because I was the only one who knew the entire playbook and I kept my cool, even when facing a barrage of shots.

They also called me "Monkey" because I liked to run the ball up the field. My coach would yell, "Damn it, put the monkey back in his cage!"

Coach didn't like me crossing midfield, but I did it anyway. I was a bad monkey and I liked dodging middies and making them look silly.

[3wayplaya]

im buckets because i save a shot a day using my helmet(literally)

our other goalie is called Big Ben because he weighs MAYBE 110 and is 6"1'

the JV goalie is BRAN-DONE (yes we do pronounce it like that) because his name is brandon and hes really good for his first year

[BMHSLax]

Some of the guys called me Pizza once, because they couldnt pronounce my last name, and it stuck forever.

haha i've had that one since i was probably 7 but my last name is Piazza (yes like the baseball player and no i am not related) so it kinda goes...i guess lol

[laxboy7]

The Terminator

[bulldoglaxer36]

genieboy.

cause in 7th grade i was in aladin (our school play)
and i played the genie hahahaha.

[thechux1]

they call me chuckles because i laugh a ton, but i got that name in football originally.

[pln21]

my names lumberjack because the past 2 years i grew a beard from the first day of practice till our first win

[rwlax]

swiss chesse somtimes lol

[thebrickwall1]

Just The wall

[Wyvern75]

My goalies nickname is G-Spot. IDk...

Ask your dad! :rofl:

[Flyer]

I get called Bug because my head looks like a bug net.

[lids369]

we call our goalie nugget
hes 4' 11" and ways 155

[mcnutty93]

every1 in my school goes by last names
mine is mcnulty
i get mcnutty
mcnult-a-b**ch
mcnult-a-c*nt
and others that are too bad to post
some people just dont like you, u know?

[Sethlax17]

Swiss
and no I don't suck

[NBC-LAX-KEEP]

Analshine. cuz it sounds like my last name. Edelschein. pronounced EDEL SHINE

[Flyer]

I got a new nickname today, ''Mr. Bombastic'" because I was singing the song.

[Easylonerider]

They call me Easy. You pick reasons why it might be, but only they know.

[laxbabex3]

my coach calls me warrior. which is wierd but my teammates call me crazy, sumo as in a sumo wrestler, or they yell slut in the goal! idk why lol

[Goalieguy95]

Im goalie, Goalie boy,etc.

[kjalax3]

one of the parents on my youth team who kinda acted like a coach when we were short coaches would call me either Kris King because of my name being kris or slouch but neither name really stuck

[mexgoalie]

well i get called GOALIE a lot but u know evry goalie does... since im mexican they also call me EL NINO

[Lacrossebum03]

One of my coaches calls me Pink Floyd. I haven't really looked into why, and I know nothing about Pink Floyd either.

[lax848]

One kid called me a viking one day because of my war cries on practice

[cheesehead]

My son, who is the keeper on our Jr. squad's nick name is Beans. HE loves them, refried are his favourite. We have to go to a particular Mexican resturant ether the night before or for breakfast/lunch the day of games for a plate of huevos racnchers. He's a bit superstitious.
haha i was wondering why they were calling the goalie beans when i was reffing your game

[sap789]

mine is yoda.

[SknGoalie0917]

i have been called Hmoney since 7th grade and now for my junior year ive been call Hballs. the reason behind that is bc the girls on my team nail me in the crouch. and since im a girl its doesnt really affect me. they always say Heather youve got balls. =D im going to miss my seniors next year. =\

[hoosville]

We call our goalie holocaust because he is very skinny and looks like a holocaust victim