revenge help

[jtownlaxer]

so theres this girl thats been leading me on all week telling me how she wants to hang out so bad and how she wants to do everything ive ever thought of having a girl do to me and stuff like that. so tonight i call her up to see wats shes doin. we talk for a lil bit and decide to meet with up so we can hangout. i get to where she said to meet her and surprise she stood me up. i called her up and she has one of her friends pick up and tell me shes busy. its not that i liked her or anything like that im just pissed off that someone would be so inconsiderate. but ive always been taught not to get mad but get even so anyone got any tips on how i can completly tear her down of this pedestal she holds herself on. thanks

[laxr24]

get with all her friends

[BGun]

hit her...in the face... with a brick?
or you could just call her a B-word.
Another good one would be to get with her sister/firends if she has any.

[UVAlaxer432]

Get with her mom.

[italianstalion]

I don't know. I would seriously just let it go and show her that it didn't get to you and you didn't care.

You could also go with the classic Ding dong ditch, slap a pie in her face trick. I've ALWAYS wanted to do that. I could elaborate more if you want me to.

[Lacrosse4life31]

I don't know. I would seriously just let it go and show her that it didn't get to you and you didn't care.

You could also go with the classic Ding dong ditch, slap a pie in her face trick. I've ALWAYS wanted to do that. I could elaborate more if you want me to.

please elaborate.

[jtownlaxer]

yea im workin on the whole trying to get with her best friend deal right now, but i just want to make her completly feel like crap the worst part was that i could hear her and her friends giggling in the background like there lil 3rd graders were about to be seniors in highschool i dont understand how someone can be so immature and yea i see the irony in the fact that im trying to get her back for being immature by pulling an immature prank

[WIlax]

If you talked to her on AIM..and have any of the conversations saved...show everyone in school...and be like shes a WHORE

[jtownlaxer]

i wish i woulda thought of saving those there was some good stuff. i no the best thing to do is just leave it alone but hey wheres the fun in that

[italianstalion]

You run up to her door, ring the doorbell and run. Run up to her door, ring the doorbell and run. Then you run up to her door, ring the doorbell just when she is really really pissed off and smash a lemon merangue pie in her face.

Just kidding of course, I would never do this or try to get back at her because you are stooping down to that level.

[Jrich]

I just have to say she shouldn't be worth it if shes standing you up.

[jtownlaxer]

yea ive decided that im gonna be the bigger person and not do anything other than hook up with her friend but i was gonna do that anyway and if she tries to talk to me about it ill just call her out and tell her that im not gonna waste my time with a girl whos gonna be so immature and inconsiderate, in terms not allowed by the swear filter of course

[goalie33fan]

2 wrongs dont make a right.

[CBCLAX13]

3 rights make a left though

[MVlax19]

then does 3 wrongs make a right?
cause 1 wrong and 1 right dont make a right either o_0
so if its gona be a wrong anyway why not make a wrong?
...sorry it made sense in my head [=

you could just not worry about it....

[goalie33fan]

3 rights make a left though

touche pooch touche

congrats on the ship by the way

[goalie33fan]

then does 3 wrongs make a right?
cause 1 wrong and 1 right dont make a right either o_0
so if its gona be a wrong anyway why not make a wrong?
...sorry it made sense in my head [=

you could just not worry about it....

it says rights not wrongs

[TRELAX1201]

ok any time anyone on this forums says hit them in the face with a brick, i break out laughing, and idk why...anyway, back to your thread...

[raykessler]

kill her.... it's the only way.

[laxmiddie12]

kill her.... it's the only way.
hahaha that made me laugh

[Reid]

I would just tell her what a dick move that was and that she has no right to be so frickin condescending and self righteous.
orrrr
just do what cartman did...feed her her own parents in a chili, then get radiohead to hate her. bahahah

[moondog]

I guess I'm feeling a bit high-school-immaturish tonight

You could always start a rumor that she has a sexually transmitted diesease? Worked for me in high school...

[cali feeder]

get with all her friends Go for it.

Get with her mom. Watch out for Dad.

kill her.... Again, watch out for Dad.

make a vid of you having a 3 some between her bestfriend, her mom, and you... then play it at lunch is the cafeteria.... Karma can be a *female dog*....

I'd say get with her friend. Just make sure that none of her other friends hate your for it. Or just get with ALL her friends.

[czechinthepipes]

Before you do anything serious, I would try to find out what was going on, you didn't make it sound as if it definatly was a prank. What if she was sick and wanted her friends over and when you called they were laughing at some joke or something, it could have been a huge misunderstanding and it would be dumb to do something stupid if she wasn't playing a joke on you. So if you find out for sure that she did that then what I would do is be the bigger person and be like whatever, have your fun being a jerk to people and never having a b/f ever. I mean if someone of your age is that immature than wow they don't deserve the satisfaction of knowing she hurt you.
Or spread a rumor that she is a slut and that she has a sexual transmitted disease.
But if you were me I would just let it go.

[Jesse]

Steal her dog. Then shave it.

[Riot]

obviously shes just playing hard 2 get.... probably trip her in the halls or something so she knows your interested + it will keep her on her toes.


At least that's how it worked in third grade, I don't know about as seniors in high school. Why don't you just swallow your pride and forget about it? Getting with her best friend is a good idea, but only if she's hott, and that's only because getting with hott girls is always a good idea. If she led you on with the sole intention of standing you up, why would she care if you hooked up with her best friend? It's obvious she doesn't care for you.

[jtownlaxer]

ive decided that i really need to thank her cause i just had a tourney today and i was so pissed off at her that i played really well but yea im over it im gonna try and get with her friend but she was the one i wanted to hook up with in the first place so it turned out pretty well i think

[laxattack11]

depends, do you have the following?

paintball gun
paintballs
a carton of eggs
a car
the buzzing trimmers at the barber shop
toilet paper
a paper bag
a full stomach
a lighter

there are many possible combinations, but of course i dont recommend any of them, i was just wondering what you happened to have laying around your house :grin: :evil:

[laxray14]

get wit her friends or her sister

[Solstice]

well, here's one sure fire revenge tactic:

-photoshop a pic of her into a really skanky outfit
-make it into a flier, with bold letters "[Her name] is a SLUT! She offers random guys [List what she offered to do to you] SICK!"
-tape the fliers around your school and/or bulletin it across myspace

that'll destroy her credibility. and you'll have fun doing it while expressing your artisitc creativity at the same time. A+ :thumbsup:

[chucktownattack]

Bang her sister.
Tell all of her friends that she talks "major poo" about them behind their backs.
Key all of her families cars with a Swastika.
Tell everyone she has AIDS and that she got it from her dad.
Poop in her cereal box.
Post her number and stuff all over the internet.
Tell her newest boyfriend that she cheated on them with his enemy.
The TLF Classic: Throw a brick at her face.

EDIT: Keep in mind that Karma will come back and haunt you.

[laxattack76]

Get with her mom.
i agree :naughty: but only if shes hot.