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BTlaxripper
09-05-2004, 10:11 PM
I was listening to some political talk show run by some woman named Laura. I was driving through Louisiana so I don't know the name of the show.

She was talking about Zell Miller's speech and how good it was and strenghthening the fact that Kerry opposed all these weapons and the Zell brought it up.

So this liberal calls up and conversation follows such:

by the book greeting and such and this man is angry at Zell:

Caller: "Well everything that Kerry voted against you could say the same for **** Cheney"

Host: "Wait wait whoa whoa whoa. Are you saying that **** Cheney voted against the B1 bomber, the F-15, body armor for soldiers, the patriot missle program, and the decision to invade Iraq in the first Gulf War?"

Caller: "OK well smash the last comment. But everything else, yes Cheney voted against."

Host: "Uh.. sir, if I recall correctly Cheney supported those weapons programs."

Caller: (static silence)

Host: "I just don't understand your reasoning there, this man is the VP of the united states and you're telling me that he voted against these weaons? Sir I just don't understand where you are getting this from."

So needless to say the guy was dumb. And the lady handled it well, but if I were the host I would say something like this:

Me: "Sir you are an idiot! Anything else to say?"

Caler: "Cheney voted against these weapons and Zell Miller is just an angry old man."

Me: "Sir Zell Miller knows what he's talking about. Thanks for your uneducated and obviously brainwashed answer. My liberal friend, and I use that term loosely, you are an idiot. Owned! Thank you!"

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HdGLaxWarrior
09-06-2004, 09:23 AM
HA HAHAHAHAHA that is great man, thats one of the funniest things I've read in awhile.

livin4lax09
09-06-2004, 09:27 AM
boy you'd get fired quickly.

HdGLaxWarrior
09-06-2004, 09:36 AM
What do you mean livin? He'll get fired because of what he said? I dont understand where you are coming from...

livin4lax09
09-06-2004, 09:45 AM
for calling someone and idiot and saying he was owned and also brainwashed. a radio host wouldn't really be able to say those things without getting scorned or fired by their employers, at least at a respectable radio station. Hosts are supposed to just guide the discussion, not insult people. unless it was rush or something, but he's annoying anyways

HdGLaxWarrior
09-06-2004, 09:50 AM
Oh I thought you meant getting fired from another job.

Yes he would, except my favorite radio station calls people idiots and stuff. So I dont know.

BTlaxripper
09-06-2004, 09:28 PM
heh. I listen to radio talk shows and I think of what I'd say if I were the host and wouldn't care if I got fired. like that.

roughrider
09-06-2004, 09:58 PM
look at howard stern! caling someone an idiot would only boost your ratings and your salary

OcLaxer22
09-06-2004, 10:01 PM
Oh I thought you meant getting fired from another job.

Yes he would, except my favorite radio station calls people idiots and stuff. So I dont know.

Dude WHFS does that all the Time on the big O and Dukes Show, they will open a topic and the phone lines then they make every one look like asses if they say something the Hosts dont agree with. Great Show though.
:thumbsup:

senor_k
09-06-2004, 10:03 PM
I like how part of **** Cheney's name is censored. The first part, where the name (the first one) is ****, his first name.

livin4lax09
09-07-2004, 05:45 PM
yeah I know most morning shows on the radio we listen to do that, but on serious talk shows like public radio, the person would get fired so quickly.

Dan
09-07-2004, 06:38 PM
Howerd Stern is a womanizing sicko. He got fired. YESSSS!

GeorgiaMiddie2
09-07-2004, 07:08 PM
The radio show host was right, but so was the man. Cheney did support those weapon programs... in the talks before the vote. but then, as much of the rest of congress did, he voted against them. they weren't needed at the time. face it. kinda funny how radio talk show hosts make things look like they arent, huh?