Airplane Tips...

[lacrosse_newbie]

Okay, so I'm going on an 18 hour plane ride to Nigeria soon, and I need tome crap to occupy myself. No ipod, and I lovt my gameboy and all that crap, so any tips?

[DpMurf]

Take a notebook, and throw pieces of paper at people and blame it on the sleeping man next to you.

[shoebag2000]

Do you have a laptop? That could keep you entertained. Or maybe a portable DVD player. Or bring a sketchbook and draw.

[Riot]

You love your game boy or you lost your game boy?

Either way..
Burn some CDs. I will send you a list with 18 hours worth of good music.

[Canadian Lax]

-Magazines
-portable dvd player
-book

[lacrosse_newbie]

You love your game boy or you lost your game boy?

Either way..
Burn some CDs. I will send you a list with 18 hours worth of good music.
Lost... I just noticed how many errors there are in that paragraph...

[bcannons14]

every issue of IL you own.

[MACDADDY]

no ipod? that sucks seriously. you could always take alot of sleeping pills to pass the time.

you could always string a few customs, except you probably wont be able to use the lighter and scissors. go out and buy yourself a $20 cd player and listen to the music riot reccommends.

Riot, send me the list too! i am going on a road trip to some random place (my parents havent told me) and i need something to occupy myself besides sleeping pills.

[Riot]

1) When are you leaving?
2) Pissing off other people that will be on the plane with you for eighteen hours is not a good idea. Well, maybe if you're 12 (haha, you're 12. I mean immature.), but seriously.

[Sethlax17]

Ask the people around you if they want to play games

[roycegracie47]

You can keep a lookout for snakes, I hear they can be handful if they get on the plane.

If your ipod and gameboy aren't an option (or other portable electronics devices you may not have access to) I definitely suggest hitting up the book threads we have for some reading. A good book will make you forget the majority of the flight.

[CtLaxin]

take sleeping pills I did that when I went to australia, a 20 hour plane ride

[3rdPersonPlural]

I usually bring my firearms and use the quiet time to clean them.

[MACDADDY]

I usually bring my firearms and use the quiet time to clean them.
i couldnt tell if that was sarcasm or not....can you even have guns on a plane?

im am REALLY confused :dummy:

take sleeping pills I did that when I went to australia, a 20 hour plane ride

yay someone uses the same method as i do. hi-5

[dubclax17]

you should thizzle dance or watch the inflight movie

[auburnfan2015]

You can't even bring a bottle of liquid bigger than 3 oz. on a plane, so don't even think about trying a lighter, scissors, or even nail clippers.

Without music or some way to play dvd's your best bet will be magazines, books, and sleep. There should be movies playing the whole time on a personal tv in the back of the seat in front of you, maybe 2 or 3 good ones too. Have fun with that flight :whyme:

[MACDADDY]

That's going in my signature.
lol ok you have my permission.

[shoebag2000]

LaxHandle, just a heads up, you are going to get a sig violation unless you take that quote out or adjust it. Read the sig rules for clarification.

Have you ever made hemp necklaces or bracelets? It is actually pretty fun. You can get cool beads for them too, not girly, but natural and manly, like wood and stone ones. You can also make them out of crosslace.

[goalie4JESUS]

Read a good book, or sleep, sleeping is always good on long flights!

[MainLax28]

You could definately string if you precut and burned the laces and stuff, however after a certain length, a piece of string could easily be used as a garrote, and considered deadly.

Reading gets tiring after a awhile. I know After reading for like 3 hours straight while at work with nothing to do, I want to kill myself.

I say music, or the sleeping pills. Maybe even sudoku, or crossword puzzles. Something mindless and that requires no thought. You could definately bust out one of the old pokemon games for gameboy and be entertained with that for 18 hours as well. Not gonna lie, but those were so addicting.

[laxr24]

are you going with anyone you know? you could have a nice conversation with that person or even meet someone new

[wz3]

18 hours... is insane. The longest I've been on was 13. You better pray that they have TV's on the back of the seats.

[buckslax]

i can top that im going to micronesia a country most i you have never heard of anyway it takes a combined total of 24 hours on a plane to get there but we have some 2-4 hour lay overs I would suggest getting one of those handheld sudoku games or bring a poker set and play with the people around you

[fenwicklax89]

what business do you have in nigeria? thats not a place one would vacation....

[Jordan798]

im bringing pokemon on my flight next week

[tiplax]

-I would just take sleeping pills.
-go out and buy the Duke lacrosse book, i'm almost done and it's a good read
-start your summer reading.
-precut strings and string on the plane
-make sounds like you are retarted and watch people react to you
-go in the bathroom(lavatory in airplane terms), and just start being really loud and pretend to be constipated and then come out a half hour later and warn the person in line that they shouldn't go in for a while
-bring an easy bakeoven
-learn how to braid dredlocks, then briad dreds into some woman's hair when she falls asleep
-my personal favorite is bring a black sharpie(normal or fat, not the skinny pen tipped one) and draw moustaches, beards, glasses or monicals on people when they fall asleep
-pretend to talk to yourself and talk about people around you(ex: wow that fabric pattern on the seat is weird. why does this fatty in front of me keep adjusting the little fan, he's such a tool)
-bring a few packs of big league chew, and blow really big bubbles and get them to pop really loud
-bring a board game like opperation, or hungry hippos and play it by your self
-when you hit turblence start freaking out ad yelling "we're all gonna die"

[lacrosse_newbie]

what business do you have in nigeria? thats not a place one would vacation....
It is if you're from there...

are you going with anyone you know? you could have a nice conversation with that person or even meet someone new
My family's coming with me.

Thanks for the tips guys, I'll get on finding to 'boy. Any REALLY LONG games, other than the pokemon series, as stated?

[LaxGC]

Take gum man...helps pop the ears when you change altitudes.

[CtLaxin]

-I would just take sleeping pills.
-go out and buy the Duke lacrosse book, i'm almost done and it's a good read
-start your summer reading.
-precut strings and string on the plane
-make sounds like you are retarted and watch people react to you
-go in the bathroom(lavatory in airplane terms), and just start being really loud and pretend to be constipated and then come out a half hour later and warn the person in line that they shouldn't go in for a while
-bring an easy bakeoven
-learn how to braid dredlocks, then briad dreds into some woman's hair when she falls asleep
-my personal favorite is bring a black sharpie(normal or fat, not the skinny pen tipped one) and draw moustaches, beards, glasses or monicals on people when they fall asleep
-pretend to talk to yourself and talk about people around you(ex: wow that fabric pattern on the seat is weird. why does this fatty in front of me keep adjusting the little fan, he's such a tool)
-bring a few packs of big league chew, and blow really big bubbles and get them to pop really loud
-bring a board game like opperation, or hungry hippos and play it by your self
-when you hit turblence start freaking out ad yelling "we're all gonna die"


hahah those are great

[murderlax]

i've taken a 24hr flight before. from san diego to l.a to taipai to vietnam; total time=24hrs(48hrs round trip)

crazy. what i did was watch one of the on plane movies and read A BUNCH of lax magazines. on the way back, i talked with this really nice old lady that sat next to me.

[813player]

3 benadryl and what tiplax says

[tiplax]

i remember me and my whole family(my parents, aunts and uncles and cousins and grandparents) went to Italy for my grandparents 50th anaversery and from NY we flew to France(worst airport every but that's a differnt story)
on the way back i sat inbetween these 2 really hot twins that were a year older than me and they were really nice. we talked for about 3/4 of the flight, they played girls lax somewhere in Ct. and we just told jokes the whole time and talked about our trips.
my cousin who was 17 at the time, had a weird "light headed speel" and got dizzy and stood up and just laid down in the alley way, and didn't respondto any one. the girls were freaking out and were asking me what was going on and the flight attendents were freaking out. i was laughing histerically becasue we were flying Air France so they didn't speak english well so they were trying to find someone to translate, and they brought the oxygen tank and mask over. then they started calling for a doctor and no one answered, but meanwhile my grandfather was sittin the row in front of us watching an inflight movie, and he was a Navy Doctor for many years and is an Adrimal(he was the head phsycologist when the Iranian Hostages came back to america). So when he turned around he told the people to chill out and told my cousinto get up. It turns out she was just joking and "wanted to make the flight interesting." I though it was hilarious and was laughing so hard i woke up most of the people on board

so try and make things fun, and take advantage of the people you sit near and talk to them

[laxman 9990]

game boy with a freshly restarted pokemon blue, magazines, ipod, drink some redbulls before so you get tired from the caffine, and or pull an all-nighter

[cali feeder]

Bring a bunch of Yu-gi-oh cards and a manual and play Yu-gi-oh with the person next to you. Make sure you do extreme sound effects and get really into it, start yelling and be sure to throw the cards if you lose.

[Riot]

Remember to look into the Heart of the Cards.

[smooth87]

Bring a coloring book.

[bethsc]

Okay, so I'm going on an 18 hour plane ride to Nigeria soon, and I need tome crap to occupy myself. No ipod, and I lovt my gameboy and all that crap, so any tips?
Do not drink any water on the aircraft. My father works for an airline and He told me) 99% of the time, water tanks are not drained regulary, they are refilled but rarely drained. Most likely, your aircraft is coming from Nigeria or who knows where, bring at least 6 bottles of water. Oh by the way, do wall ball in back of the plane, the rest of the passengers will love the sound of the ball hitting the wall! Have fun and bring a calender to count down when you get back!

[ptlax26]

from all of my experiences in the car, ive found that the following work great to kill time:

- pokemon gameboy games
- paper football if you have those arm rests that flip out annd look like a table
- cd players/ ipods
- coloring books... laugh now, but they work magic
- sleep... possibly the best option
- laptops... go on TLF!!!, play addicting games, go on AIM, whatever
- rubiks cube
- sodoku books
- portable dvd players
- magazines


most have been said, but they all are tested by me and pass the test with flying colors.

[Lowell]

from all of my experiences in the car, ive found that the following work great to kill time:

- pokemon gameboy games
- paper football if you have those arm rests that flip out annd look like a table
- cd players/ ipods
- coloring books... laugh now, but they work magic
- sleep... possibly the best option
- laptops... go on TLF!!!, play addicting games, go on AIM, whatever
- rubiks cube
- sodoku books
- portable dvd players
- magazines


most have been said, but they all are tested by me and pass the test with flying colors.


I didn't think going on the internet in mid-air was an option :thinking:
LOL

[Riot]

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253. yo la tengo - 01 - big day coming.mp3
254. yo la tengo - 02 - from a motel 6.mp3
255. yo la tengo - 03 - double dare.mp3
256. yo la tengo - 04 - superstar-watcher.mp3
257. yo la tengo - 05 - nowhere near.mp3

[lacrosseman192]

when i went to hawaii it was like a 13 hr plane ride so i survived the plane ride with

1. Portable DVD Player.......but make sure theres an outlet or something for you to plug the DVD player into or else your only gonna be able to watch about 3 hrs of stuff

2. 4 Full Seasons of Family Guy.....or any of your favorite shows

3. As many movies as you can bring

4. Music

It might be a little expensive if your dont have any of that stuff but TRUST ME, if you bring all these things you will be thanking me at the end of your trip, have a good time in nigeria

[lacrosse_newbie]

Ok, this is 19 hours, 9 minutes, and 2 seconds.

(Lots of music here)
Thanks. I'll get it off of bearshare.

[lacrosse_newbie]

when i went to hawaii it was like a 13 hr plane ride so i survived the plane ride with

1. Portable DVD Player.......but make sure theres an outlet or something for you to plug the DVD player into or else your only gonna be able to watch about 3 hrs of stuff

2. 4 Full Seasons of Family Guy.....or any of your favorite shows

3. As many movies as you can bring

4. Music

It might be a little expensive if your dont have any of that stuff but TRUST ME, if you bring all these things you will be thanking me at the end of your trip, have a good time in nigeria
Thanks. I'll get a portable dvd player.

I'm actually also thinking of taking a handycam and going around, making videos of random passengers... hmmm.

[raykessler]

if it's something you do bring a tin of dip. Makes any trip seem shorter.

[Lax'N'Roll]

hes 12 bro...

[murderlax]

if it's something you do bring a tin of dip. Makes any trip seem shorter.
yea plus where'd he spit. in a cup?

chew is okay i guess if you're in the airport waiting for a long time and you are just walking around(outside of course). but on the plane?

[Riot]

I forgot 1 song.

Cardigans - Lovefool

[Re-laXn*Goalie]

get something with alot of peoples faces on it and doodle away!!!

[Riot]

get something with alot of peoples faces on it and doodle away!!! That could easily be mistaken for a political attack. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET HIM KILLED?!?!

[BwineLAX42]

I think you should do all of tiplax's ideas and video tape it. Then post it for us.

[Luke24]

Use What Tiplax Said The First Time That was Hilarious

[raykessler]

yea plus where'd he spit. in a cup?

chew is okay i guess if you're in the airport waiting for a long time and you are just walking around(outside of course). but on the plane?


soda can. Inconspicuous and easy.

hes 12 bro...

i didn't know that.

[ColtsLax]

Wear a robe and wrap a giant towel around your head, then randomly scream in "a languange"

wear running clothes and do wind sprints

do the preflight safety thing(exits are located here, here, and here.

listen to music loudly, and yell everything.

[cardinalslax]

1. some version of gameboy advance
2. super mario superstar saga (the one where your a tagteam mario and luigi)
although it sounds lame my bro got this game and on my trip to alaska i pretty much only played this game...valued it over sleep
3. if pokemon, go for red/blue or silver/gold rather than the new crap
4. if you have summer reading you could knock that out
5. im a big fan of james patterson and he has nice long books
6. maybe cards with your accompanying family member?

[auburnfan2015]

Do not drink any water on the aircraft. My father works for an airline and He told me) 99% of the time, water tanks are not drained regulary, they are refilled but rarely drained. Most likely, your aircraft is coming from Nigeria or who knows where, bring at least 6 bottles of water. Oh by the way, do wall ball in back of the plane, the rest of the passengers will love the sound of the ball hitting the wall! Have fun and bring a calender to count down when you get back!

The water he's talking about comes from a faucet in the bathroom, if you ask for water to drink then it comes from a bottle. ^ and that's why



i remember me and my whole family(my parents, aunts and uncles and cousins and grandparents) went to Italy for my grandparents 50th anaversery and from NY we flew to France(worst airport every but that's a differnt story)
on the way back i sat inbetween these 2 really hot twins that were a year older than me and they were really nice. we talked for about 3/4 of the flight, they played girls lax somewhere in Ct. and we just told jokes the whole time and talked about our trips.
my cousin who was 17 at the time, had a weird "light headed speel" and got dizzy and stood up and just laid down in the alley way, and didn't respondto any one. the girls were freaking out and were asking me what was going on and the flight attendents were freaking out. i was laughing histerically becasue we were flying Air France so they didn't speak english well so they were trying to find someone to translate, and they brought the oxygen tank and mask over. then they started calling for a doctor and no one answered, but meanwhile my grandfather was sittin the row in front of us watching an inflight movie, and he was a Navy Doctor for many years and is an Adrimal(he was the head phsycologist when the Iranian Hostages came back to america). So when he turned around he told the people to chill out and told my cousinto get up. It turns out she was just joking and "wanted to make the flight interesting." I though it was hilarious and was laughing so hard i woke up most of the people on board

so try and make things fun, and take advantage of the people you sit near and talk to them


If she's over 18 I'm surprised she didn't get arrested for that nowadays...

[bethsc]

The water he's talking about comes from a faucet in the bathroom, if you ask for water to drink then it comes from a bottle. ^ and that's why






If she's over 18 I'm surprised she didn't get arrested for that nowadays...
not to get into a debate with you, but you are a little bit off regarding the water tanks on an aircraft. 1. There are 2 lines leading to the "john" on a commerical aircraft, 1 line is for what is called in the a/c world "d-germ" the blue stuff? The other line is water as you are correct, however it is the same water line that runs through the entire a/craft and to the holding tank in the belly of the a/craft, and it is the same water line that is located in the galley areas, so do not drink the coffee either! If you don't see the stew actually giving you a bottle from her cart, then that "water" is coming from that holding tank. I asked my dad for a clarification,some airlines now will not fill the watertanks full because of weight, they will only be 1/2 full or even a 1/4.

[auburnfan2015]

not to get into a debate with you, but you are a little bit off regarding the water tanks on an aircraft. 1. There are 2 lines leading to the "john" on a commerical aircraft, 1 line is for what is called in the a/c world "d-germ" the blue stuff? The other line is water as you are correct, however it is the same water line that runs through the entire a/craft and to the holding tank in the belly of the a/craft, and it is the same water line that is located in the galley areas, so do not drink the coffee either! If you don't see the stew actually giving you a bottle from her cart, then that "water" is coming from that holding tank. I asked my dad for a clarification,some airlines now will not fill the watertanks full because of weight, they will only be 1/2 full or even a 1/4.


That's what I meant, on United it comes out of a bottle from a brand called "Spring!" (Bloom/Food Lion brand I think), the bottle sits on top of the cart on purpose so you know what you're getting. I'm sure all the other airlines do it the same way.

[bigdale9]

string, thats what i do on long plane rides

[CTwiltongoalie1]

you could tell them a knock knock joke
knock knock
whos there
hit you in the face
hit you in the face who
hit you in the face with a brick
and then hit them in the face with a brick

[cali feeder]

and then hit them in the face with a brick

A TLF favorite. Make sure you get that one on video.

Bring a fake microphone and do pretend interviews with people in a really enthusiastic voice.

[shoebag2000]

Actually that would be hilarious. Bring a camera and interview people and ask them ridiculous questions. We had a segment like that on our school tv program, it was really funny. I put their youtube and myspace links below, check em out.

Oh yeah, if you watch the spoof they did on heroes for one of our school dances, I am the guy near the end in the Arizona Sting jersey.

http://www.youtube.com/user/VistasOnTheSpot
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=123117889

[ByrdDpole]

release some snakes and get a cutout of sam jackson

[CtLaxin]

Actually that would be hilarious. Bring a camera and interview people and ask them ridiculous questions. We had a segment like that on our school tv program, it was really funny. I put their youtube and myspace links below, check em out.

Oh yeah, if you watch the spoof they did on heroes for one of our school dances, I am the guy near the end in the Arizona Sting jersey.

http://www.youtube.com/user/VistasOnTheSpot
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=123117889

the halloween one is kinda funny

[lacrosse_newbie]

it's all set! my family is leaving soon (security risk to say when) and we're taking north american airlines... can't wait.

[shoebag2000]

Why is it a security risk?

[WestlakeLax]

Cuz we are terrorists. Didn't you know that shoebag?

[shoebag2000]

Haha, wth, I'm pretty sure its ok.


Dude, shut up. You are gonna ruin it for all of us. The last thing we need is some loudmouth blowing our cover.

[JazzyJake]

every 10 minutes, act as someone else, go from steve irwin, to jackie chan in rush hour, to steve martin in the jerk.

=P

meet the person next to you
i met a pro tennis player, and a whole bunch of crazies in my flight experience (quite a bit)

[pole15]

i met a pro tennis player

What was his name?

[JazzyJake]

lol i don't rememberi remember he was black and pretty skinny

[Dodge UranusOff]

That's going in my signature.
Ditto.



Most of the time bring a CD player, along with 20+ hours of 70s-90s music.


Money For Nothing is always a top on my favorite song list.


Neveer, I repeat NEVER annoy people on a plane before takeoff. I did once on a flight to California, and my family got kicked off the damn plane. We then had to wait 8 hours for the next trip to California.

[lacrosse_newbie]

Why is it a security risk?
Cause if i tell you when and where we're leaving from, one of you morons might show up and try to stow away in my suitcase.

[CTwiltongoalie1]

Neveer, I repeat NEVER annoy people on a plane before takeoff. I did once on a flight to California, and my family got kicked off the damn plane. We then had to wait 8 hours for the next trip to California.

What were you doing? Sharpening knives?

[pole15]

lol i don't rememberi remember he was black and pretty skinny

Hmmmm... it could have been Donald Young or Gael Monfils but I doubt it.

[shoebag2000]

Haha, ya, I guess you are right.

By the way, if customs asks you if you have anything in your suitcase that they should know about, deny everything.

[LaxDuex]

When you get back tell us how the trip was. My friend just left for Nigeria at 830 on British airways, and I might be thinking of going and visiting him. Maybe with another friend or something.

[lacrosse_newbie]

Haha, ya, I guess you are right.

By the way, if customs asks you if you have anything in your suitcase that they should know about, deny everything.
im gonna smuggle suya (nigerian shish kabob made entirely of meat, look it up on wikipedia) Into the country... in my pants. shhh.

[lacrosse_newbie]

I've been back for three days, and the trpi was great. i took tons of pics, and ill post em later, they're on my other laptop.

[supershot666]

You can keep a lookout for snakes, I hear they can be handful if they get on the plane.

If your ipod and gameboy aren't an option (or other portable electronics devices you may not have access to) I definitely suggest hitting up the book threads we have for some reading. A good book will make you forget the majority of the flight.

wow wow wow wow we have book threads?!?!?! when did this happen!?!?!