Beninati lingo

[Eclipse]

Anyone know whats up with the way Joe Beninati talks? I just heard him say:

"That was a Cracker Jack Shot!"

What does that mean? Another favorite:

"Graham Gill with a SIZZLER of a shot!"

It doesn't make sense to me. I hate that man.

EDIT: "Matt Ward came rampaging back!!"

[Laxattack05]

Im a DJ and Emcee to make some money. and i hate it when people will try to keep a stupid line going. like if you know how to keep the run going then it's funny. but if you just leave it than try to come back to the original joke it sucks. and just random names for this and that. its horrible.

[nnhsfog37]

"he hummed that one wide"
what does humming have to do with anything?

[truss009]

"cracker jack shot" what was so special about it, it was a regular 3/4 sidearm shot haha

[middleton23]

i was at eclipse's house and we were crackin up during this whole stuff... my actual favorite quote from the game is 'this goalie pocket is a real crabsnatcher' said by good old quinny kessenich