My Ears Are Too Big!

[OPRFlongpole]

No, Im not kidding, I take crap for it all the time. Worst of all I got my hair cut pretty short yesterday (which is the way i like it) and they loook rediculous. Is there any way to make them at least seem smaller?

[gigo567]

You could cut some of your ear off, Van Gogh did it.

[MACDADDY]

You could cut some of your ear off, Van Gogh did it.

i thought he cut his whole ear off...

[Stringer4Lax]

HAHAHAH i was just thinking that. But some hedgeclippers and cut them off, or trim them..... or grow your hair out

[gigo567]

i thought he cut his whole ear off...

He cut off the lobe of his left ear.

[laxgthreeone]

were ski masks and beanies a lot, try big hats that cover them ?

[BurnSomeRope]

teach then close range combat to beat those who ridicule them.

[bellies_lax_17]

Yeah I feel your pain, I have huge ears too and I just grow my hair out usually but since I'm going to get a haircut pretty soon, I'm just going to wear my hat a lot.

[MDlaxin69]

well i cant tell you what to do without seeing some pics...

[WSlax9]

wear a hat every where you go?

[TheE3Man]

get them gauged

[laxgoalie89]

you need to post pics lol

well this wont probably help but ive heard that your ears and nose never stop growing throughout your life

[livin4lax09]

uhh don't get your hair cut really short unless you want to deal with it? seriously. Just know what your limitations are.

[GatorPole]

Call Mike Tyson.

[HdGLaxWarrior]

http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/procedure_folder/ears/big/hide_big_ears.html

[joshthepole]

plastic surgery always does the trick

[XxlacrossexX]

when you get your haircut, ask the barber to leave some hair around your ears. it ends up looking fine with a decent barber.

[atacklax]

Wear a sweatband. All the time.

[Live4It]

Yahoo answers, I see weird stuff like this on there all the time.

[EndlesFimbulvet]

Grow out your hair. Hell, I don't even remember how big/what shape mine are, I only remember they exist because I can hear stuff.

[teamdynasty691]

ddue get your ears pieced with some big studs. bro i did that and they look nice. plus i wear a o's hat to help. i look hella g man

[middleton23]

teamdynasty... you make me feel embarassed for this site...

idk if you've seen brorape (the derrickcomedy video) but you sound like u could be one of those guys

[teamdynasty691]

want to explain why your embarressed?

[middleton23]

'dude, pierce your ears bro. bro, i look nice, man g i look really dope with my hat on bro"

[livin4lax09]

hey bro, let's go play some gamecube and listen to jack johnson bro. it's gonna be sweet.

[Enjoi LAX]

Learn to love how you look because you'll be stuck with you for the rest of your life.

[shakerlax222225]

teamdynasty... you make me feel embarassed for this site...

idk if you've seen brorape (the derrickcomedy video) but you sound like u could be one of those guys

all he needs now is to have birkenstocks, wear his visor upside down and listin to jack johnson

[shakerlax222225]

lucky.... my spoon is too big

[RIT37FO]

mine are huge too
I just make jokes about it
all the better to hear you with

[irishlax555]

marry someone with very small ears so your children wont have to deal with this problem

[GoBucks]

The best way to hide them... would be to hide them. You should at least keep your hair somewhat long if you don't want people to see your ears. I have big ears, and I've always had long hair.

[mmlaxplaya17]

Call Mike Tyson.

Darnit!! i was so hoping no one had said that yet lol

[middleton23]

check out team dynasty's PM to me...

haha so becuase i have my ears pierced and wear hats im an embarressments haha sorry bro but i look good. i guarentee the kinda girls i get are twice as nice as the THINGS you pick up. so for soemtihng i like there is no need to call me an embarressment.

who does this?

[Lax n piemonade]

pin ur ears back
Paint part of ur ears blue on a sunny day when ur gonna be outside and voilla! BABES!