loch ness monster footage

[optimus_prime]

i was just surfing the internet looking for anything that would entertain me when i found this video. true or fake???

http://www.hallpass.com/media/lochnessmonster.html

[mnlax9]

fake......

[LaxDman62]

Its definatley fake. If nessie really jumped out like that it would have been filmed before. Plus it on hall pass.

[laxman 9990]

i think thats from the new movie coming out about nessy

[optimus_prime]

i think thats from the new movie coming out about nessy
what movie would this be???
or are you being sarcastic

[dta06]

It's obviously fake. Every one knows that Loch Ness monster doesn't jump, it goes door to door asking for three fitty (Kudos if you get the reference.)

[CtLaxin]

hahah thats funny, its gotta be fake

[DtritonP]

what movie would this be???
or are you being sarcastic

its some movie called sea horse it looks intresting its a family movie though.

[BoiledEggs]

its some movie called sea horse it looks intresting its a family movie though.

I think that was a book first. But its 100% real.

[bulldogslax]

It's obviously fake. Every one knows that Loch Ness monster doesn't jump, it goes door to door asking for three fitty (Kudos if you get the reference.)


south park lol

[kleinlax-75]

yea thats stupid and fake but yea a movie would be cool if it was like a nessy jaws type a thing not a family movie

[pole15]

Every one knows that Loch Ness monster doesn't jump, it goes door to door asking for three fitty

Well you know if you give it a dollar it's gonna come back asking fo' tree fitty!

Probably not the exact quote but yeah, great episode. And the clip is fake - it might have been in the preview for the 'Water Horse' movie, so it might have been digitally produced for that purpose.

[Atwatwaw]

fake. everyone knows that nessie isnt alive anymore because japanese scientists placed explosives at the bottom of lake loch ness to blow nessie out of the water

[THALAX]

fake. everyone knows that nessie isnt alive anymore because japanese scientists placed explosives at the bottom of lake loch ness to blow nessie out of the water

But Scotland's local wizards were assembled to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's inhabitants...Idiot!

[navylax161]

FAKE! it looks like a giant turtle. wtf?

[Eclipse]

Actually the Loch Ness monster is an elephant. It was created back in the 30's by a Circus Direct after one of his elephants was bathing in the Loch. He put out an ad for anyone who could capture the Monster to draw attention to his shows. Sorry guys, its not real.

Why would an elephant be swimming in a chilly Scottish lake? "The reason why we see elephants in Loch Ness is that circuses used to go along the road to Inverness and have a little rest at the side of the loch and allow the animals to go and have a little swim around," Clark told CBS News.

And there's one more wrinkle in this elephantine mystery. In 1933 a circus promoter in the area—acting perhaps on inside information that the monster was really a big top beast—offered a rich reward for Nessie's capture, says Clark, a curator at the Hunterian Museum and Art Gallery in Glasgow.

Clark's theory is published in the current edition of the journal of the Open University Geological Society.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/images/060309_loch_ness.jpg

[GoBucks]

Ha haa, that made me laugh. It's definitely fake. If it was real it would be all over the news. Eclipse, are you being serious? I've never ever ever heard that theory before.

[DaStringer]

ya elicplise that theory kind of makes sense. but how could an elephant live in their for that long, and swim?

[huskielax2010]

Wow, and i thought i was the only one who saw her, phew now i know im not alone!

[hvlacrosse311]

fake. everyone knows that nessie isnt alive anymore because japanese scientists placed explosives at the bottom of lake loch ness to blow nessie out of the water

ohh god what is that from, i know it but i cant think of the name?

[Eclipse]

The Elephant hasn't lived there that long ha. The picture attached to the artwork is the original lochness picture.

Its pretty easy to make uncredible pictures with modern technology nowadays, you think all those pictures you saw were real?

[Lacrosse4life31]

south park lol

reminded me of the "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode where Cartman kills Scott's parents and makes them into Chili. The part where he sings "I'm alittle pigggy short and fat" -or something like it, that was hilarious.

[Brad51992]

looks like a man in a whale suit jumping from the water and belly flopping.

[Atwatwaw]

its some movie called sea horse it looks intresting its a family movie though.
the movie about nessie looks okay
heres the trailer
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/thewaterhorse/

[BoiledEggs]

the movie about nessie looks okay
heres the trailer
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/thewaterhorse/

I was right. It was a book first, the kids found an egg in the sea somewhere and raised it, last i remember it was pretty sad in the end. I think they let it go. I read it back in elementary school so my memory isnt that good.
http://www.elbakin.net/plume/xmedia/fantasy/news/autres_films/water-horse.jpg
Thats the book cover

[UVAlaxer432]

ohh god what is that from, i know it but i cant think of the name?

Napoleon Dynamite?

[hvlacrosse311]

Napoleon Dynamite?

yes! ahaha thank you

[smooth87]

Theres a sucker born every minute.
Eclipse I've never heard of that theory but it makes more sense then some of the others out there.

[Laxguy93]

thats not the loch ness monster, thats the loch ness bull sh***er