Class President Campaign?

[Native]

I am running for 9th Grade Class President at my high school, and I was wondering what would be cool or creative to put on my campaign posters. My name's Michael, by the way, in case that helps make a creative slogan.

[abomb]

Vote for Michael!

He's #1!

[goalie33fan]

If you dont drink and do drugs it vould be "hi i'm micheal, and I have been sobore for 15 years."

I would die if I saw that.

[faceofflax15]

hahahaha, i would laugh so hard if I saw that goalie33.

Take bribes, start the corruption early.
















No, Just playing obviously.


"vote for michael, because it's the American thing to do"

[Ballinman]

all i have to say is , whatever you put down make sure u translate it in Spanish, that will win you ponts

[cali feeder]

"Michael wants YOU to vote for him!"

"Don't be a loser; vote Michael for class president!"

"Who's your daddy? Michael!"

All of these are campaigns I've seen around my school, and all but the 2nd worked, so I'm not just joking around.

[CtLaxin]

you gotta say this in your speech, some kid did this and won

you say "Everybody stand up"
so now you get everyone to stand up and if certain kids dont do it you single them out and make them feel uncomfortable
then when everyone stands up you say "See what a good leader I am"

[lax@wwu21]

all i have to say is , whatever you put down make sure u translate it in Spanish, that will win you ponts

Those kids are in english speaking schools? Why would they need anything translated for them?

Have a friend dress in an alien suit and have him walk into the middle of the assembly with a microphone and have him say, "Take me to your leader." Then have the person he asked take the kid in the alien suit to you as you are giving your speech.

That would be a good one. I've never seen it done, or heard of it being done.

[abomb]

Those kids are in english speaking schools? Why would they need anything translated for them?

Have a friend dress in an alien suit and have him walk into the middle of the assembly with a microphone and have him say, "Take me to your leader." Then have the person he asked take the kid in the alien suit to you as you are giving your speech.

That would be a good one. I've never seen it done, or heard of it being done.

I might run for class president just so I can do that. Thats brilliant!

better than my idea though. I also like "ive been sober for x amount of years"

[egrlax10]

if you give people candy, theyll vote for you.

[LiquidMercury16]

"Vote for MICHAEL, I will get you free vending machines and no more detentions" So what if it's a lie, politicians lie all the time.

[rynolax]

Make a sign that says

"Bush Ain't Got Nothin' On Me"
Michael Your last name here
:agree:

[MaKiMaKi13]

tell all your class mates you'll play superbad on fridays

[lax@wwu21]

"Bush Ain't Got Nothin' On Me"


Next thing we know, he's being arrested with drug trafficking charges, prostitution rings and being an international crime boss. That's how G. Dub rolls. Better watch out man, you're gonna get smoked.:devil:

[lax@wwu21]

tell all your class mates you'll play superbad on fridays

How would he do that. He's not even old enough to buy a ticket...

If you're the class president, you don't get to "run" the school. That is what the administration is there for.

You get to:

Organize meetings
Be responsible for bad stuff
take the blame for messing up when someone else did

Its not as fun as you'd think. You're basically a puppet/pawn to the administration to make the school body think you're doing good stuff. You basically make the school body think that what the administration is doing is good.

[MaKiMaKi13]

How would he do that. He's not even old enough to buy a ticket...

If you're the class president, you don't get to "run" the school. That is what the administration is there for.

You get to:

Organize meetings
Be responsible for bad stuff
take the blame for messing up when someone else did

Its not as fun as you'd think. You're basically a puppet/pawn to the administration to make the school body think you're doing good stuff. You basically make the school body think that what the administration is doing is good.

yea but its not like the class president even gets stuff done anyways, just like you just stated he'd end up being a puppet

but you can't not admit that if his slogan was what i said that'd you'd give him your vote, and you could always just substitute suberbad for some other 9th grade movie

[rynolax]

Next thing we know, he's being arrested with drug trafficking charges, prostitution rings and being an international crime boss. That's how G. Dub rolls. Better watch out man, you're gonna get smoked.:devil:

There are many ways to interprate my statement. Now that i look at it, it could be taken as what you said, or what i originally meant, that he'd be a better class president than bush. Which anyone would hahaha.

[Bretmac]

if you give the cupcakes they will vote

[laxr24]

Too bad your name isn't George. A kid at my school said "this school is a jungle, and I am George"

[abomb]

One kid put on his signs "Vote for me I will sacrifice some of my video-gaming time to make our school great"


Here's a good one I just thought of.

"Vote for me and I wont steal your girlfriend"

[lax@wwu21]

There are many ways to interprate my statement. Now that i look at it, it could be taken as what you said, or what i originally meant, that he'd be a better class president than bush. Which anyone would hahaha.

I forgot to put down that sarcasm meter...my bad. Its hard to convey voice inflection on a forums.

[lax@wwu21]

yea but its not like the class president even gets stuff done anyways, just like you just stated he'd end up being a puppet

but you can't not admit that if his slogan was what i said that'd you'd give him your vote, and you could always just substitute suberbad for some other 9th grade movie

Superbad was a good movie, but playing it in school on Fridays? Where does that fir into your scholastic needs? This just goes along with the "you can't really do anything because the administration runs you and the school" deal.

if you give the cupcakes they will vote

Is this like in Field of Dreams with Kevin Costner where he is told if he builds it (baseball field) that the spirits of the game will come? If you give them cupcakes they will vote...
Very prophetic.

[Dy3h@rD]

alright in the middle of you speech have you friend walk in in the alien costume some one said before and have him say take me to your leader then you both pull out light sabers and duel to the death (you win) and be like I saved earth so vote for me.

[LinkPlaysLax]

"Vote for me, Michael! I'm a real loser!"

--im not inferring you are, its just funny

[chargerslax92]

haha one of my good friends just won class president and his slogan or theme was rocky balboa it made for some sweet posters

[Wooks]

Vote for Michael, or the terrorists win.

Real men vote for michael.

Girls like it when you vote for michael.


Make those three posters, post em up around the school, and you've won. Voila.

[Bretmac]

lax wwu very good pick up haha its exactly what i meant haha

[riddlebox]

MR.T pities the fool who doesn't vote for Michael!!



and if your asked if you have any experience, just say that many world leaders don't have very much experience!

like george bush if you dont get the joke

[laxmj1992]

"vote for michael, because he doesn't waste time thinking of catchy slogans to put on a poster"