Need a Catch Phrase for Lax League

[Ashman]

I need a cool catch phrase to put on my posters to lure kids into my rec box league. I'm going to put up the poster around some schools and I want it to stand out and catch their eye. The title will be the biggest part in bold letters and I want it to be along the lines of...

LACROSSE...
something something something

as in...

LACROSSE...
it's better than baseball!!

I'm sure you guys have heard some good ones in your day. I can't think of anything catchy.

[NHDSlax]

LACROSSE...
why not?

[dillz18]

LACROSSE...
DUH!

[rynolax]

Lacrosse
legally beating men with sticks since 1494

lacrosse:
if you don't see it on tv its because they couldn't find a cameraman fast enough.

[Wooks]

Lacrosse,
Punch and Pie included

Lacrosse,
We love sticks and balls.

(attention getter)

Lacrosse,
If you don't play then, f--- you.

(like the big red commercial in talledega nights)

[Ashman]

Haha,

These are great guys!!

Thanks alot!

[kingwolf]

lacrosse we know how much you like playing with your own stick

[lax_gal1910]

lacrosse:
if you don't see it on tv its because they couldn't find a cameraman fast enough.
- - -Very good one. Its not our fault the game's too fast!

[kingwolf]

oh i thought of another one
lacrosse- girls love guys with big sticks

[BeaverFondu]

Lacrosse
We Go Dumb Hard
yo

[sidewinder19]

Lacrosse, played a little like hockey, but with balls!

[bigdale9]

lacrosse, more hitting than a game of baseball
(if you get the reference)

also
this is madness
madness...
THIS IS LACROSSE

[sjesuitlax]

Lacrosse, enough said

[Ashman]

SW19, did you have a bad run in with Winnythesully or what?

[NALC24]

lacrosse
play or die, its your choice

[lax21goalie2008]

Lacrosse
Chicks dig our sticks

[armadillo soup]

lacrosse,
baseball's bigger, meaner, tougher older brother

[sidewinder19]

SW19, did you have a bad run in with Winnythesully or what?


yeah he is pretty much a lying, falsely accusing jerk, and full of :bull:

But i would never stoop to his level and flame another respected member of TLF....

[Garor]

Lacrosse...if it were easy they'd call it your mom.

I know it's totally not appropriate for school, but it's sure to grab attention.

[Canadian Lax]

Lacrosse:
No pucks just balls

i guess this one works more in Canada because of the whole hockey thing haha but still good.


Lacrosse:
War on the floor

this is a box video not sure if to many people herd of it

Lacrosse:
is where i live, life is a place i visit in between games

just an old quote

Lacrosse:
Where boys become warriors

just thought of this one

[fossil8412]

Uhh plain and simple, Lax 4 Life bro.

[XxlacrossexX]

Lacrosse: Is it in you?

Lacrosse: PIMPTASTIC (attention getting)

[jdscott55]

come practice with your stick so you will be ready when it matters most

[rynolax]

Lacrosse... the minimum length of a stick is 40", so only a REAL man can play lacrosse.

[slinkyspine]

Lacrosse.

Cause my pole is 6 feet.

[Skiboarder]

Lacrosse: What men do during boys baseball season.

[bonebrakr12]

LACROSSE: free lottery tickets with a sign up!........joking.
more like LACROSSE: the only sport where you can beat somone with a stick

[chucktownattack]

I don't think you need to use a catch phrase like that. Just put up a poster with the info and stuff.