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NBCLAX23
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Funny goalie sayings
Today at our practice, I to a shot to my upper quad and I had to walk it off. My coach asked if I was hurt and before I could respond a fellow goalie said the most genious line ever- "Coach, goalies don't get hurt, goalies get tougher!"
And so for the rest of practice we were coming up with lines and we got a few more- "If welts were dollar bills, I wouldnt be in public school!" "There is no such thing as an impossible save, only a lazy goalie!" "If you see a goalie laughing in the trainer's, you know he volenteered!" "Aww coach dont call me crazy, call me committed!" "I dont know what's worse, goalie humor or mortician humor." "Lacrosse goalie is the perfect example of manliness,Coach:and insanity!" Anyone else have any? Edit: Making These in to stickers and shirts maybe, PM if interested I guess 
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W.E.Lax
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"I don't know if a goalie is incredibly stupid or incredibly brave", that is pretty common on my team
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CelticLaxer
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#3
For statements like "Goalies are crazy", I like to respond "Hey, I resemble that remark."
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laxgoalie89
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"Goalies are the kind of people that make health insurance popular"
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smalbikpro
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during warmups there's only one coach that warms up 4 of us and whenever someone gets hit in the balls or breaks a stick or something he yells "Yahtzee!"
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GraniteD-PoleB!
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"kiss your pipes"
every time pipe's hit it's a requirement so that your pipes will make more saves for you:)  Knuck If You Buck Granite Hills Lax +2/-0
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Ballinman
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saying
There was this one old man at my camp and every time another goalie or I saved a shot when it was a bad or weak shot, he would say loudly "Uh Oh, Mickey got a gum ball." I have no clue what he meant, but it was funny. I think it was referencing Mickey Mouse in some way.
"Succisa Virescit" when cut down, it grows back stronger
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oviedolax
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#8
yesterday in a game this kid shot it right at my stick and i was really tempted to say "nice pass but im already warmed up" but my coach would kill me
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Pdoherty
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#9
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 802 - Vermont
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aviatorlax
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awesome thread. period.
in practice whenever someone sails a shot way wide, I always say "man... you were ttthhhiissss close."
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hatlee
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#11
"Ouch."
I say that a lot. I get with a shot its not me yelling or cursing; I just say "ouch."
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Lacrosse4life31
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Kinda makes the shooters angry, making them mess up
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fromthesideline
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"I am the wall you should have practiced on."
"Help your stats, Don't shoot today"
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bigdale9
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a shot goes wide i say a long loud ewwwwwwwwww
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Warrior_laxman-
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#15
if the shot hits the goalie in the head people say headshot like they do in halo... i guess its pretty funny in games but in pratice it isnt tht funny
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HUBBS
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[quote=fromthesideline;1509873]"I am the wall you should have practiced on."
HAHAHAHAHAHA NICE!
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MGLAX
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#17
The Delaware goalie told me this, "If you can save the high cheese, you can save the world."
Maple Grove Crimson Varsity
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EricL
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"STEP TO THE BALL!"
"I'm so bored"
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FWHS Mustang
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#19
"if you think i am a horrible goalie, then why dont we just switch sticks?"
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rynolax
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"That shot was nicenot!" (Borat voice)
Last edited by rynolax; 03-31-2008 at 06:05 PM.
It's like an inside joke with me and a few of my friends, but some kids get really mad when I say it to them. Apparently, "Slide!" is pretty funny to my defense, cause they have no clue what I'm saying, no matter how many times I explain it. "If you like your shooting percentage high, you might as well not shoot today." More to come....
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<<RANGER>>
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#21
one time when I stuffed somebody one of my poles goes:
"Rejected... And neglected, like an African child." Cogito, Facio, Fio
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CaliLax44
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Kid shoots the ball and the ball deflects off the post, the goalie replies by saying "That’s the stuff, Postus."
"Behind every good man is an empty net" BORN in the crease, DIE in the crease! If it hits you, you might die. If you miss it, you'll wish you did. This is where I play. This is where I dream. This is where I live. This is the 110-yard welcome mat I call home. "Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through." ~ Jacques Plante "We get a small mention in a win and all the blame in a loss" Ed McGaffey, Detroit Turbos
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NALC24
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complety agree with these two.....
PERFECT PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
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Garor
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#24
We used to shout at our team (and our coach depending on the situation)
"to wrap it up and hand it to them next time." In reference to what we called "gift shots." (shots that go right into your stick without you moving it at all).
Five years and lurking for more.
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laxplaya98
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when i get a nice high shot i pop it up alittle in the air and yell "popcorn" but i usually dont pop it up cause thats a bad idea but i still yell it.....
and this one kid in a game shot it behind the back right into my stick and i told him that his mom likes it from behind also...
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laxgoaliebm16
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there is one kid on my team when i stuff him on the crease i always flip the ball into my hand and am hey how did i get this? or Does any one know whose this is? or "hey look what i found" and when the attack throws a high pass or a high shot the whole d i just shouts " must be a slippery ball"! because they tried to use that as an excuse once.
http://lacrosseforums.com/showthread.php?t=147120
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OceanLAX22
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#27
my personal favorite is when a shot goes over the cage and i yell "taste the rainbow"
also singing "hit me with your best shot" was something that i did while being shot at during a ring of fire
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BMHSLax
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#28
usually if a goalie makes a good move but doesnt actually stop the shot and it deflects off post i'll yell something like "it's ok he doesnt have to stop those one anyway". usually pisses off the shooter because he is already mad that he got it passed him and nailed post
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breckskier
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haha, that one is good in many situations. in practice whenever i stuff someone trying to wrap it around from x my usual response is "***** please"
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Run-DMC
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#30
When theres a cutter my goalie sometimes yells BOGEY BOGEY ENGAGE ENGAGE.
^^^Haha thats funny
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DelVal Lacrosse
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#31
Quote:
"Goalies aren't really that tough, they are just pretty good actors..."
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DelVal Lacrosse
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#32
I love when they give me a nice easy shot. I usually reply "Is it christmas already?!?" attack men hate that. alot. But I love it.
Oh, and if you make an amazing stop you just have to yell "SUCK IT!". normally ends up in an unsportsmanlike but its worth it.
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Last edited by DelVal Lacrosse; 05-21-2008 at 10:35 PM.
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the next 'one'
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#33
our goalie in 8th grade would yell SHOOT IT! at the guy who was winding up. only on an outside shot during the warm up. it actually really caught the shooter off guard.
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CStan10GK
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#34
six by six, is really popular with me for shots that go wide, also tell the guy who missed the cage "was the goal bigger last time you played?"
and in game situations where it is a real eazy save, i just say in a sarcastic tone "thanks" and they get so mad. haa
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coyotelax2010
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#35
I did this when i played hockey goalie but now as crease D when i get hit i pull out
"THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER"- Its classic on ref even told me i made his day after saying that.
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Wyvern75
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#36
If I miss a bad one in practice I yell "Olé!" and do a big bow.
I tell the goalies I coach "It's not about the ones that went in. It's about the ones you kept out."
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Bobby001
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#37
saying **** doesnt really help me that much like i guess im loud in the cage but typicly i talk to my defense and the face off guy and the wings before a faceoff but i never say stuff to the shooter except to some kids i npractice joking around but i like some of the quotes like
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CelticLaxer
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#38
My favorite ever, an actual quote by Sal Locasio:
"Let me make one thing absolutely clear- I'm not an athlete, I'm a goalie."
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WI_LAX_COACH
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#39
My son will occasionally say 'Bugger' when he takes one off the wedding tackle. He's also called an attack man for another team a 'Bloody Wanker' after whistled 5 shots in a row High and wide. on the final possession of the game, the same kid took it up the slot and fired it right into my son's CP. The coach for the other team complained that my son was swearing. The Ref said, 'not in American he isn't'.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
--Bill Hicks 1961–1994
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moondog
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#40
After a close range stuff, I used to ask "How do you like YOUR stuffing?"
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